Aug 15 2008Selma Blair in a bikini

She looks pretty hot here.

First!!

Ummmm she has no figure, what are we looking at? a hairless man in a bikini> no waist, no buttocks, no breasts? Those shoes and trashy ankle chain?? YUUCCK.

She needs to keep that shit under control.
Not hot.
It looks like she bought that bathing suit from a biker in a strip mall in Florida.

Is that Mankini from the Soup?

Well if it isn't Vera de Milo from In Living Color!

Hey sup, that bizzare monolith in her bikini bottoms there is a cigarette pack, I think. Though a couple of the shots it appears to have gravitated right down to her cooch.

Forget smoking after sex, I guess this is her sex smoking beforehand instead.

^ I think that's the point.

This is for a movie.

I think her tits are trying to escape..or already have, geh. She needs to put on some clothes I'm about chuck my cheerios..

she looks cute but her bikini is kinda striperry and she looks mad lol

I'd hit that and let her pick a country to bomb. May I suggest Iran baby, they got the oil. We just tell our country that they have WMD's, our silly country will believe anything.

"but johnny what happens when it gets out they were no threat to us?"

I dunno, we'll say oops? That should be good enough. Actually we'll have the CIA slip something in Britney Spears drink so she has a relapse of crazy, public loves that shit.

"Johnny you are so smart"

That's why they call me big Mac baby, cause my ideas are simply delicious.

Usually you put something like calamine lotion on mosquito bites, not a bikini top.

You could not pay me enough to wear that fucking hat..

Ok, you could..

But not to wear the pocket full of sunshine bikini..

now, that's certainly rectangular,
which means the rectum might be the only target, here.

@11
Ever try medication??

...waiting for the first "how could she go out in public like that???" comment, ignoring the movie set...

Klinefelter's 101

All you haters on here are racist. Wait, sorry, that is another post. If Selma had a boob job you would be shaking your ding-dongs and ho-ho's in anger and trying to make fun of her for having fake tits. You can't have it both ways. Unless you are a liberal democrat. In which case, you need to go inflate your tires. That is the only way to bring down the cost of gasoline.

or Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome

Take your pick, either way, she/he is not normal.

how could she go out in public like that??

She doesn't need a boob job, just a really good bra!!

Fuck this, I think it is 5:00 somewhere. Who's buying??

She doesn't need a boob job, just a really good bra!!

Fuck this, I think it is 5:00 somewhere. Who's buying??

The models from the BONDI BIKINI are from scene model management.
Yup, some of them are weeeeee bit too young.
Why is it bad though? Why can't you talk about them in terms of looking good? Is it against the law in the US?

Anyways, I thought we were all supposed to be ugly here!!!!

ALL THE GUYS WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE MONKEYS IN MY CLASS ARE ALREADY DATING!!! I want my uggos!! Where are you, boys??

yeah hasn't anyone else seen the commercials for this show yet? she's supposed to look ridiculous.

Sweet monkeys, she's hawt. What you see down there, kids, is what's called au natural -- she no shavey her cooch. THAT'S how a woman is SUPPOSED to be (though I'm not opposed to a trim).

MEEEEE??????? A double post???? Well that's cause I want TWO margaritas!!

I dunno, she's kinda hot like this. I'd let her fuck me in the ass. Especially if she had that pissed off expression the whole time.

To answer your question Fish...she either has HUGE protruding pussy lips or she is growing a small penis...???

Can you Imagine her and Kate Hudson in a wet T-shirt contest....???

No neither can I...!!!

Her best role:
[Vi and Mr. Scott are having sex]
Mr. Scott: Say, "Nigger, fuck me."
Vi: Oh, but I... I can't... say that.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Ni...”
Vi: Ni...
Mr. Scott: "... gger."
Vi: ...gger.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Nigger."
Vi: Nigger.
Mr. Scott: "Fuck me hard."
Vi: Fuck... me... hard Nigger.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/quotes

Maybe her tits are in her bikini bottom, ergo the bulge, because they sure aren't in her top.

if she was a fat actress you guys would make fun of her, she is indeed a skinny one and you guys still make fun - oh and they said women are so hard to please.

She must be resigned to a lifetime of giving up anal.

she is one ugly, sexless, flat, shapeless, short, stocky, bland, unappealing, did I say ugly? ugly whore.

She needs everything she can get to give that body some shape. Jesus! This is the first time I think I can safely say, "get surgury, bitch." (specifically a boob job)

#29 - she hired Kim K as a coach for that scene, although nobody really understood at the time why she brought along plastic sheets.

This is thesuperficial. We make fun of everyone.

This is thesuperficial. We make fun of everyone.

Fish sucks today.. Moveable type WTF??????

Her best role:
[Vi and Mr. Scott are having sex]
Mr. Scott: Say, "Nigger, fuck me."
Vi: Oh, but I... I can't... say that.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Ni...”
Vi: Ni...
Mr. Scott: "... gger."
Vi: ...gger.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Nigger."
Vi: Nigger.
Mr. Scott: "Fuck me hard."
Vi: Fuck... me... hard Nigger.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/quotes

I'd still bang her after a couple of Heinekens.

She remind anyone else of Jim Carrey's 'Vera de Milo' from In Living Color??

Maybe the dude pulled his cock down between his thighs as to fool all of us, you know?

You're not fooling me you crazy guy!!!!!

Is anyone else vomiting??? She looks gross in every picture. Girls that have cute bodies should wear stuff like that. She just looks like she lost a bunch of weight and all just trying to figure out where to go. Nasty!

Wow, she is flat. But its Friday so I will print and tug off to anyway.

SPLAT!

wow that is one puffy pussy right there,,,I dont usually like implants, she should definitely should get one size over, so theyll look natural...

She looks just like my sister.... the one my dad calls his little pincushion and I call "mom". It's all Obama's fault.

What's that? Oh um no sir Tyrone.... I wasn't using the store's computer to write nothing..... yessir, I know the fries aren't done yet..... uh yessir..... I'll get right on it.....

So thats who they cast for the US remake of Kath & Kim. Its an Aussie Sit-Com about two suburban chicks and their fucked up lives.

Chances of the joke carrying over into US market as they rely on subtlety, timing and a knowledge of the society in which its based....er, 1 in 10.

Irregardless, I'd be curious to know what my finger would smell like after it slid back out of her ass.

I would marry her in a heartbeat and live happily ever after!! She's pretty and slim. At least here's someone in Hollywood who doesn't smell like rubber when you're close to her.
Again stupid fat hater fucks against true and natural beauty. Like #33 & #42. If anything, stop looking at your sorry asses in the mirror and telling us what you see and behold these pictures instead.

SHE IS BUILT LIKE A MAN!!!! MANLY HAIRLESS MAN!

For those who above stated "Mankini" or Vera de Milo, I think she may be the love child of those two.

Is that a boy person?

I heard she voted for bush --- twice...

She's disgusting.

And that's saying something, considering Ill fuck just about anything. Nuff said

Oh and that goes for #3 too... Stop looking at yourself in the mirror and letting us know how you look like!

i thought she was skinny before i saw these pictures.

she has the body of a 10 year old....... and whats with the mean face, is life really that bad selma blair?

she has the body of a 10 year old....... and whats with the mean face, is life really that bad selma blair?

Nah, the pussy isn't trying to escape. It's either so grossly hairy it makes the bathing suit bulge or she has stuck a damn panty liner in there to catch God knows what

"Chances of the joke carrying over into US market as they rely on subtlety, timing and a knowledge of the society in which its based....er, 1 in 10."

Yes, other countries find it difficult to match Australia's level of subtlety and refinement. CRIKEY!

@49... if you looked like she does I'd fuck you till your lungs were sore

Hey dummies, the outfit is for a new TV show where she basically plays white trash. She's not "out in public".

I'd bang her in an instant.

@60

you like to have sex with boy people?

Why on earth would she step out of her house like that?!?

I sure hope you aren't the bobby I fucked last night..... cause you're kinda lame.

I can't believe nobody noticed that BULGE in her bikini! It's huge!!!

Or maybe its a pad? Geez, you act like she never has a period?

I can smell her pussy.

Not bad except she has the breasts of a 10 year old boy

Just because..

how could she go out in public like that??

She's so nice and flat, I'd love to scoot on her.

It looks like a pad. The show must go on.

Boring story. I'm quite sure Fish is off somewhere masturbating to the replay of the gymnastics competition. I hope he's looking at the women's competition. I hope he's not looking at those tumbling Chinese fetuses.

lol #6

flat as fuck.

I hope she's not meant to be attractive, 'cos if she is I'm gonna haveta re-define that word in my dictionary.

No boobs, no curves and a bulge in the bikini bottoms. She's all set to be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise!

The signs are at it again (see LL with the see-through top). In this case, the "hand rails" refer to the aforementioned "bulges" which are there no doubt to assist any brave spelunkers...

Um. Nevermind unsexy - she looks absolutely ridiculous.

You guys are all stupid, she didn't go out in public like this, she is dressed for a movie role, which she had to gain twenty pounds for.

I bet her pussy tastes great!!!! I like them fat lips...it's always the skinny girls who have the fat ones...yum!!!

Not what one would expect from a sort of famous Hollywood actress.

Ugly.

I think that is a maxi pad with wings!

Her crotch isn't trying to break away...it's just the material of the bathing suit. I hate that crap. It's like wearing foil.

She appears to be the unhappiest little boobied woman on the face of the earth.

What I find mind-boggling is that she gained 20 pounds for this role.

yea baby, that is one man i would love to fuck!!

Every woman is different, it really is disgusting that people aren't accepting of those differences. Just accept people for who they are, are you're bodies perfect in your eyes? Would you want someone critiquing your body parts? Come on people, just love, don't hate.

she's playing a tacky trashy person on the show

IT IS CALLED A COSTUME

she is not just walking around in that in public for the fun of it, you IDIOTS

Understand that she's in character wearing that outfit, which may very well include a comment about whatever she's got inside her panties. My limited understanding of the role is that she's coming in around a "Kelly Bundy" mentality.

I like her look, esp in Hellboy. I didn't realize she was an A-minus cup, but still, she's pretty.

The tuck is proper but i wouldn't say pink is his color.

Big hands, big feet, no curves: I hate to be the one to break this to you, but Selma's a guy...or used to be.

She gained 20 pounds for a role and NONE of it went to her chest?? Right.

Lol. I burst out laughing as soon as I saw her pic... it looks like a a tranny in a cowboy hat. xD

Cruel Intentions. Hot. Nothing else matters.

Selma really is an elegant, beautiful girl with a look all her own..She is without a doubt~ striking. Never have i seen her like this- its for her role. My hats off to her for having the guts to don this outfit. Probably why she looks so miserable/embarassed.

That Selma guy kind of looks like a girl.

even if she did have boobs, she'd just look like a man with boobs.
if my waist looked like that i'd shank myself.

Please note that you are staring at a dude in a pink bikini. (s)He has no tits. And that bulge in his panties is just his penis tucked in.

Maybe she is wearing a pad.

woof woof woof....god, HE looks awful. its not the weight, its not even the tits...its the serious lack of waist. and also the busted up face. it might have a more successful career as a male. seriously!

She is shaped like a linebacker

DUDE she is up and down and should never ever in her life wear a bikini..especially not a pink one..No wonder her marriage went to shit

Why the surprise ? It is against the law for anyone named Selma to be hot. No, seriously - it is ....

It's an extremely large IUD... Because, a girl can never be too sure right?

The bikini she's wearing is for the role she plays in the new sitcom together with Molly Shannon: it looks trashy for a reason guys!

I'd give her asshole a tongue bath.

@ 104

It's not the suit that's the problem ... it's what is/isn't IN it. Not enough meat in the chestal region , and a bit too much meat in the groinal region. It's a MAN, babyyyy !

A "B" cup would be nice,but totally hittable.

Seems like she has many male features...
no boobs- growing a dick? -no curves
I'd have to say we got a trannyyy

Man, I wish america would stop ripping other peoples shows off.

Man, I wish america would stop ripping other peoples shows off.

i have been looking at this site for years to catch up on my gossip. only recently have i begun to check out the comments. i gather that there are only a few regulars. every post has the same type of comments( racism, insults about the celebs looks, bodies, juvenile gross sexual shit etc). at first i was extremely disgusted, but now i am extremely bored by the repetitiveness. don't you people get annoyed by how unoriginal and stupid you all are?

@ 106

Ok, she is kind of flat in the chest area, but don't you agree that she would look trashy with breast implants, having a big waist? I think she is a cutie, and she is a very funny actress ....

Pirate's dream. Anyone that finds her attractive likes little boys.

wow -- not much to work with -- possibly why she always looks like she's been sucking on lemons. at least she's not fat. that's the one applicable positive statement to make about these images.

how can she gain all of that weight and still have no tits? my dad must really hate that bitch to punish her that way.

Selma Blair is hot. Especially when she has her pouts.

Selma Blair is hot, especially when she pouts.

Wow, I honestly feel bad for her. I didn't realize she has literally NO boobs at all. I may be bigger than her, but at least I have nice breasts and a booty!

SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!!! SOMEONE STOLE HER BOOBS!!!!

I've never seen this woman in my life. I have nothing good or bad to say about her. She looks really okay. Janine, I love you. Please meet me at a bar called O'Malley's and we'll plan our escape.

Here's the deal....I've always thought Selma Blair was HOT in a strange kinda way....and she has now reconfirmed that feeling....kinda....

Man.

She's got a bad case of elephant paw.

Okay the show that she's on, Kath & Kim, it's from Australia originally, any other australian's looking at these photos would know that she's supposed to look bad, her character is white trash and completley stupid.

In the australian version Kim is overweight and wears things that look stupid on her (too tight, too revealing). If you ask me, she needs to put on weight to properly potray the character.

The americans will surely ruin their version of kath and kim, no doubt.

That's either bush or she has a clit boner. Or a piercing. I'm going with a female boner.

why the hell is her naval so high on her body? no tits, no curves. this dude is a man!!

@ 111 Nobody is forcing you to read the comments are they , you twit ? It's really pretty simple - scroll on past - you dottering jackass.

Wait... She's doing Kath & Kim? That's an Australian TV show....

If she IS doing some kind of remake of the Aussie show, then you people are all fucktards, she's in character and hell she certainly LOOKS like Kim. It's called IMDB.com, use it.

She's fucking disgusting.

BTW: www.elestupidez.com

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I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole

Happy to know that although she is rich (at least well off) and famous (kind of) she doesn't feel the need to over trim her love bits. I know this may be the Wally Balls in me talking but, "Bush is back baby!"

45. Barely Stearn - August 15, 2008 2:48 PM

Hey looky here folks - I've got my very own Mini Me! Cool!

By the way: Selma = Tranny. Has someone alerted Tyra Banks? I smell ratings!

By the way, 45. Barely Stearn - August 15, 2008 2:48 PM -- IF you're going to use the name at least be f*cking funny ya' witless douche.

i did not need to see that....

beefcurtains

thats normal!!!

cindy, cindy, cindy....

it looks like she's wearing a pantyliner :(

This is hilarious. I couldn't have done better myself, very funny. Who knows what's going on in Selma Blair's pants. Perhaps she doesn't shave down there and she has all the hair in a pony tail. *mental image yuk!*

Fucking gorgeous picture~~~~~~!!! I see it in this lady's profile at richromances.com that is a site for model and beautiful people. is she still a single? Still looking?

A less than spectacular bikini figure. Posture and stance not good either.

hey, how about something original? here we go:

omg u guyz!! she's got no boobies and a penis!!! she's a man!!!!!

gets funnier anytime we read it, no?
to sum it up: she's famous. you are not.

"...more scared of us then we are of it.."

*than

looking at this makes me sick,
I'd rather get raped mate.

her character is supposed to be trashy and boganish. she looks a bit like kim, except the other version of kim is more pudgy and trashier

looking at her body (body of a 12 year old boy) is exactly why I dont complain about Kim K's butt. Most of the women in hollywood have bodies like this (nicole, paris, olson's, victoria b) unless they inject rock boobs.

i think she was a man

i'd hit that after a nice glass of cham-pag-na and massive amounts of more cowbell.
all these comments from pimple faced keyboard jockeys that have obviously never been any closer to a vagina since their mom pushed them out of one, are completely hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHA HAHAHA, where did you buy or rent that body of yours: AT RALPH'S?

#144: She's famous? Famous? For what? There's a difference between fame and recognition. I recognize Selma Blair. I also recognize my mailman. And I'm sure you recognize the guy you blew last night...uhh: Scratch that...

As a few enlightened human beings have noted, its for a US conversion of an Aussie show. Now, if we were to post comparison picks of Selma Blair (hottie) compared to the original Kim, then y'all would silence the fuck up. At least Selma is boner inducing. The Kim we get is pretty much 'fuck, how many bottles of Chivas did I drink, and where is the shotgun?"

As a few enlightened human beings have noted, its for a US conversion of an Aussie show. Now, if we were to post comparison picks of Selma Blair (hottie) compared to the original Kim, then y'all would silence the fuck up. At least Selma is boner inducing. The Kim we get is pretty much 'fuck, how many bottles of Chivas did I drink, and where is the shotgun?"

So what if she's doing a rip-off of some Aussie show ? Are we to believe that she is such a great actress, that she can actually transform her body to that of a 14 year old boy ? The comments are directed towards her less than stellar (by hollywood standards) figure / grooming - it has nothing to do with the show or wardrobe. Now go throw another shrimp on the barby you penal colony - dwelling. outback -living, crocodile-hunting dopes. G'day mate.

I'll bet cranky would gobble a bucket of shit to lick her bunghole.

HAHA, wow, seriously, knowing the Ozzie show, all I can say is she is WAY too gorgeous and fit for the role, hit the link to understand http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/28/kath_kim_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg

Oh And, spot the cute selma blair when she doesn't have that extra weight. And for all of you who -no comprendo-, some people gain weight in certain areas, hers seems to go straight to her waist completely ignoring her breasts, thus the effect. But at her normal weight, I'm sorry, she's a hottie.

Oh And, spot the cute selma blair when she doesn't have that extra weight. And for all of you who -no comprendo-, some people gain weight in certain areas, hers seems to go straight to her waist completely ignoring her breasts, thus the effect. But at her normal weight, I'm sorry, she's a hottie. http://www.samanthacarterrn.com/WindowsLiveWriter/MarcJacobsSkinCancerAwarenessCampaign_123BD/marc%20jacobs_2.png

She looks like a gay cowboy at a PRIDE parade.

She seriously has one of the weirdest bodies ever. I like her as an actress and all, but I'd hate to have her body.

That's a really sexy bruise on her leg.

She's not famous. I never heard of her. Her photos are nothing less than scary.

She must have One Hairy Punani ..YUCK!! Brazillian Bitch ..WOW ..Disgusting!!

i think he is wearing some sort of tamponic device

Minus the vagina, she'd be a guy.

I thought that my dad's girlfriend was the flatest women in the world, well I was wrong; however, dad's 30 year younger girlfriend is still uglier. His girlfriend's name is Sue, and she has long dark hair just like Selma. One week Sue thinks she's a Mexican and the next a Hawaiian and the next Spanish and the next American Indian, etc. Any nationality with dark hair she can relate to. I think she has a severe mental condition.

DIRT CHICKEN- SO YOU'RE THE BORING, NO-LIFE MOTHER FUCKER I'M TALKING ABOUT, HUH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO CONNECT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD VIA YOUR LAME COMMENTS!

1. She has GREAT hair.
2. She doesnt fit in the top or the bottom. The bikini bottom has a little airpocket because shes NOT filling it up.. thats fairly embarrassing.
3. She has absolutely the worst body for a woman. She would be one hot gay man though. However, after Michael Phelps, all bets are off.

Looks like she's hiding a penis down there.

somuch betta ? Glad I could make you laugh. No go back to crying - because you can't be white.

with a name like
'so much betta'
it's gotta be white!

get the smuckers reference?

This has probably been said but... sif i'd read through 170 odd comments.

Has no one actually seen the original Kath and Kim? The Australian version?

She's in character... for fucks sake. Morons.

In fact, i wish she'd put on bit of weight and look a bit trashier. Its called acting Selma, you should make some sacrifices.

THIS is how trashy Kim is meant to be --> http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6029454,00.jpg

I hate America and its beautifying of things that are MEANT to be ugly.

James @ 170

That must mean you are licking your lips.
Can't wait to have that dick in your mouth, right?

she's wearing a PAD....DUH....MENSTRUATION. PERIOD.

So...
My friend 'Frank',from 16th floor, come over and we have a little bit of popcorn.
After watching a bit of ping-pong on line, I spill drink on keyboard and end up at this site.
So - 'Frank' say # 11 'good points'.
(& I say 'inside job')

That's a dude.

Seriously. That's a dude. It has no breasts, a fat dude-stomach, and that isn't a vagina that's trying to get untucked down there.

WTF

Where's her boobs?

#177 - #178 (inclusive)

Like - Wow.
Gr8 points all !! (obviously)
Inside job ?

(oops forgot the link and padded satirical content. Let's just roll this back a bit to #179 'Gr8 points all ! (obviously) and take it from there.
'Roll em' (as they say in the industry)
Very acute observational analysis....
So....Inside job ?

shes so flat

Inside job it was.

It's purely for the show, Kath & Kim. In the original, Australian version, Kim, Selma's character in this US rip off, always wears shockingly coloured, awful, too-small clothes. Hence, Selma's outfits.

Research, it's a beautiful thing.

Damn you, Superficial Writer, damn you and the Geekologie Writer's mother you're carrying on with, oh my eyes, oh my friggin' eyes, you'll suffer for this, you'll pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay until that debt is paid in full.
You'll writhe and reel and beg for the sweet release of death but I'll forbid it, you'll never know its sting, you will know only pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and more pain and then and only then will you comprehend what pain actually is.
By the way, your mother says you never call, whatsamatterwitchu, spent the cell phone money on the KWIKER-LIQUOR MART?

Dirt Chicken - that is exactly the brand of uninspired sputum you Americans are famous for, no wonder you don't come up with anything original. You didn't even make me laugh. You must be proud to live in the US of A, home of inbreeding, something you're a clear and unfortunate result of. Go back to masturbating into your pillow, your mommy was right, no one loves you.

Gee ... I guess my post on "down under" got somebodies panties in a knot ! Go shove your boomerang in your well-worn anus, Crocodile Dundee.

Sangria, you mustn't swoop as low as this little attention seeking kid does. :)

Oh lovely, another insult to the intelligence of anyone who'd bother to read this thread. Dirt chicken, why do you breathe? I only wish I were Australian, I am certainly grateful that I am not a yank though. :)

But Little Lamb, how will the chicken learn not to peck the big chickens if we don't teach him? ;)

i am as flat as she and yes i feel shit about it. If i were famous though i would have the money to do something about it. I admire her though for being comfortable in her own body and not having implants or whatever. So many celebs are not natural, she is all natural. I have to say though that bikinni is NASTY. she needs one better for her body shape. i would not wear that.

Not that I think she looks SI swimsuit great but ... I don't get the problem here. She's got an OK bod, better in clothes than a bikini. Her "scowl" is just that she's not mugging for a zoom lens pap camera, and honestly, I don't get the issue with her chocha - I don't see any bulge or puff. You all must be booorrreeeddd

Kira > Selma

She needs to shave that bush.

you guys are fucking retards shes wearing a costume for her new show. obviously she is on set in those pictures.

why is the writer(or writers) here called fish?

Is this American slang for something?

196? really? that many comments for selma blair???

i want to see this show, it looks funny.

That is so not her...too fat in the face and muscular. I think its a man.

There is nothing wrong with her body. It's the swimsuit that is so unflattering. So she has small boobs; she needs to shop for seperates. It would make her look a lot better.

has anyone else noticed that this site hasn't been updated for.. longer than usual? or is everybody too busy staring at puffy pussy. damn it, i thought The Superficial Writer was mechanically engineered to write at least 3 posts a day.

#198 you must be a low standards mo fo if you think there is nothing wrong with this mans body. and by the way hhe doesn't have small boobs. HE HAS NO BOOBS. you must be ugly as hell if you think he looks good.

199... fish never posts on weekends.

I read recently that Ellen got married. Anyone who has a problem with that is a toothless hillbilly fuck-up. Long live Ellen and whomever she married.

you guys are all idiots. she's working on the american version of kath&kim, which is an australian tv show where the main actresses kind of send up the bogan aussie. the americans will ruin it (ala the office..) but whatever. the point is that the picture sort of sums up the show. google it!

no body at all, and really white and pastey but I feel like thats the way her body should look based on her personality and quirks shes not ugly at all but there are better looking people
but this show looks decently funny, isnt it supposed to be the hottest show in Australia?

The vast majority of these commenters are disgusting, judgemental people. If you're not judging someone for something as shallow as their looks, you're objectifying them, and if you had it your way, everyone would hate themselves and their bodies so much that they'd undergo expensive and often times dangerous surgery to please assholes like you. The funny part is that if you met her in person, you probably wouldn't dare say those things because after all you're such good people.
Oh, wait...

She's meant to look like that. The show is meant to make fun of Trashy people. It's totally hilarious! Although I'm not so sure on the American version. Americans just can't do Australia humor that well.

Her hips are very shapeless, also WHY remake Kath and Kim? The Aussie version is fine. You bastards are doing the same with Peep Show as well, go watch the originals!!!

@134 & 135 - Witless? This coming from an moron who's entire gimmick is idiotic racist bullshit and dittohead quips? Take your own advice asshole and keep your juvenile, uninformed, photocopied, and bland comments to yourself. Say something...... ANYTHING...... remotely funny..... and I mean something that would get chuckles outside of an Aryan membership drive. Where's ramamanwithdingdongs? Probably eating.......

There's nothing wrong with her body, she has a very athletic body, ie. Olympics.

> All you haters on here are racist. Wait, sorry, that is another post. If Selma
> had a boob job you would be shaking your ding-dongs and ho-ho's in anger
> and trying to make fun of her for having fake tits.

Ding! FTW!

Everyone take a deep breath. Ok?

Good. Let's take stock.

1. Gorgeous face

2. Gorgeous creamy white skin

3. Gorgeouse long black hair, IMO this, along with #2, is vastly sexually superior even to the natural blonde.

4. In the shots, it looks like she's got a little bit of, you know, crotch hair? As opposed to being a bald beaver down there. Shocking!

4. In the trailer shots, her crotch looks like it is damp, and thus dark, possibly from pee or putting on the bikini after a shower. It provides darkness you mis-interpret as, presumably, shadowing of some fleshy, anomalous genitalia bulge, said bulge not existing, and your brain mis-interpreting the flat, wet darkness as shadowing of a raised area.

5. If she had peed her pants, or had bulging anomalous genitalia, or a hyper-enlarged clitoris, 99% of the men would, when their buddies are not looking, go down on her faster than Paris falling in an elevator shaft.

Selma rules!

ewww... just.... ewww

File under chicks I'll never masturbate to.

She probably gives a helluva handjob. I'd probably face-fuck her too.

I don't think I ever noticed just how flat chested she is! Holy shit! I think this is the first time I've ever thought it might be a good idea for someone to get implants. Good God, she looks like a man.

Hey Butor, you'd love me even more. I have 1-3 in addition to having tits.

Huuuurrrrrlllllll......hurrrrlllllllllllll.............hurrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll...........

Ok, I think I puked it all out......wait....

Huuuurrrrrlllllll......hurrrrlllllllllllll.............hurrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll...........Huuuurrrrrlllllll......hurrrrlllllllllllll.............hurrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll...........Huuuurrrrrlllllll......hurrrrlllllllllllll.............hurrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll...........

Oh god, someone call 911. I can't stop puking...........

RMFAO!!!!!!!!

Im from Oz, this american Kath and Kim looks shhhiiiiittttttt.....cant beleive they are making another version in USA.....and this chick..yuck is all i can say

Kath and Kim is a great show. Why ruin it?
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To all you dudes that complain about her boobs or her crotch. We all know that at best you've probably never porked someone that looks as good as her. At best all you have probably ever done is taken one for the team. She looks normal and natural. There is nothing wrong with this. Yes, I believe if you want me to eat in the kitchen you have to keep it clean however I'm sure the most of you couldn't get a girl like her if you wanted. The thing that makes a girl look good is the fact that she doesn't look the same as every other girl. She has great skin, hair, face, etc. I just think the bikini could be better. I bet if you noticed her in a bar, you'd probably wet your pants trying to get her number.

Keep spankin' the monkey to sports illustrated. It's as good as you'll get.

so #221, you must really be ugly if you think he looks good. just told on yourself didn't you. she looks like something that ran down a monkeys thigh.

Wow. She is completely UNsexy, as in a-sexy. Not even a twinge.

Why is this flat chested girl #3?

christina applegates tits are still bigger than this fellows.

Am I missing something? Her crotch is completely within the normal range of female crotch shapes...Most pussies look like that (or at least, have a bulge similar to that one) when the elastic around the legholes is really tight. The tightness forces the flesh away from the legs, sort of. And even if you have fat there, it's not like you can do situps or get on a treadmill to get rid of it.

Ummm, there is no way in the world that the US version of Kath and Kim is going to be even nearly as funny as the ORIGINAL Australian version. To all the retards that say Selma looks extremely shit here....... SHES SUPPOSED TO because she is playing the trash-bag Kim on the new show. If you think that Selma looks bad as Kim......... Just look up the show and see what the real Kim looks like. Selma looks way better.

The absurdity of this image really raises selma up in my book and makes me want to give this show a try. Hopefully this will be another funny rip-off...oops i mean adaptation of a show from a different country. I'd totally do her, but selma: lose the hat, keep the flipflops. We wouldn't need a bed cuz i'd walk around with her on my shlort (that's a shlong that isn't too long).

Hes got a huge package.

Seriously??? You cannot pull off a bikini top like that with no boobs... What was she thinking...

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SICK SICK SICK!!!!!

Not even the most perfect of womanly figures would ever be able to pull that gaudy bikini off, let alone that atrocious cowboy hat.

WTF is she thinking?!

.... or he...

she looks pretty hot to me :D

...maybe she doesn't shave... or she's hiding a cell phone? lol

she looks pretty hot to me :D

...maybe she doesn't shave... or she's hiding a cell phone? lol

she looks pretty hot to me :D

...maybe she doesn't shave... or she's hiding a cell phone? lol

THAT IS THEE ODDEST LOOKING BROAD IVE EVER SEEN. SHE S LIKE THAT GIRL IN 4TH GRADE THAT STUCK BOOGERS INSIDE A BIC PEN AND SAVED THEM TO EAT LATER. FLIPPIN GROSS SON.

She's extremely cute, but that bikini is not the most flattering thing around.

One of the grossest chicks I've ever seen, and she's neck to neck with Rumer Willis and Bea Arthur, nice stinkface to go with the grossass body btw