Aug 28 2008Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin' those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney's charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:

Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who's trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she "came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him" with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper's Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.

Damn! Someone cheated on The Clooney? That's like finding out a free Ferrari doesn't race out of Angelina Jolie's vagina after you have sex with her. I mean, Christ, what's a man have left to believe in in this crazy world?

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Boobs.

Good for you George, setting her straight and making sure she understands exactly where you stand with trash that wipe their muddy feet on the heart of a man who wears it on his sleeve.

As for you Miss Sarah Larson, you're no longer a woman to me and considering what you did, you never have been.

Randal

only thing in or outta aj's v are lab rats

Everyone who posts after me is a goat lover

She's obviously likes her schlong in all shapes and sizes. You can't blame a woman for that.

Good for Clooney. She wanted him to pay for a new set of tits for her, meanwhile she's out banging other dudes. Sorry, no new boobs for you.

i'll bet even her toopie grins

God, women are such pigs......

I wanna nibble on her goofy flappers.

she looks like an alien.

I was just checking out her runway photos.. ( http://www.pro-thinspo.com/sarahlarsenindex.html ) she is kinda pretty.. but this 15 minutes of fame for her is almost up.

How can anybody be surprised that she got sick of his gray pubes, saggy balls, and tired shriveled penis? Sex with an older guy is an exercise in revulsion.

of course she did...he's gay

Kick start a modelling career?

Hasn't she left it a bit late?

Clooney is such a nothing. An absolute bore.

absolutely disgusting!
One of her eyes is bigger than the other and she has those funly smile lines around her face that make her look like a Jell-O mold gone bad! And whats with all the grease on her face, did she just run a marathon?

Wonder what life is like to be going to Cannes, Lake Como, and the Oscars one year, and then working for tips the next. Well, Sarah? What's it like?

#17 -- My thoughts exactly!

There's absolutely nothing attractive about this girl. Her giant forehead needs a double-spread of its own.

Being the oft-forgotten and uglier of the Clooney boys I developed a loathing for my brother. Later, it became apparent that although I had been cheated of a handsome face - I was endowed with other attributes that George simply couldn't measure up to. I've used this to humiliate him since our teen age years, repeatedly injecting myself between him and the women he dated.

It's always left a bitter taste in his mouth.

what's with the spackled on make up?

nothin' special.

I hear tell that George likes to stick his "clooney" in Brad Pitts bum...!

What a bitch of a slut.

Ahhh she's not exactly model material :S I mean look at her. She's not exactly young enough or thin enough at least for high end fashion. I mean if I were considering a career change I'd at least do a little more research on the matter. But who knows, maybe she could make it as a porn star or some kind of men's magazine pin-up. But definitely not Couture Material.

Clooney's tastes consistently run toward younger, but somewhat homely, seemingly desperate, and certainly unknown women.

George could be gay, which would explain his peculiar tastes in "beard" selection. Or, he might select these women because he ensures a relative position of power, not a union of equals, which would imply that he has low self-esteem and a microscopic penis.

Meh, can't tell. And I'm not entirely sure that I care. 'Night fucktards.

good luck finding another sugardaddy, ya dumb skank

Lessons to be Learned
#1 Never trust a woman by her Looks

#2 Fuck the Damn Bitch and Leave the Next Day.. Don't get Emotionally Involved

XOXO

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She is so ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not cheating if you are the beard of your 'mate'

That girl has an ass that could launch a war

its been said many many time but you cant turn a ho into a housewife, so true!

....CHEATING?
I don't think so.
But enjoying the celebrity-status including all the limelights:
defenitely: YES, YES and YES again!!
NO PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS AT ALL.
This is just a PROSTITUTE for free!!
(like soo many others, FAGGOTS TOO.)

I'm sure "cheating with a media mogul" involved a huge check for the robot call girl. Had to pay for those boobs somehow.

Not surprised -- Clooney was too old for her.

Typical American whore opportunist.

Pretty girls are always trouble. I just pump n dump em every time. Fucking gold diggin cunts.

American women are the bottom of the barrel. After all, they are into black guys these days too! Low.

I thought Clooney was gay? Am I missing something? OH! He's not out yet!

Being a famous and rich man would be great, but like Clooney, you would attract gold diggers and climbers like Larson.

This would be incredible if Chuck Norris himself wouldn't be in the background thus revealing himself as the third party in this cheating affair.

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