Aug 12 2008Samantha Ronson on Lindsay Lohan (Not literally! Jesus, nobody wants that.)
Samantha Ronson is talks about her "relationship" with Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the new Harper's Bazaar. Because you know who loves lesbians? Housewives. That's science:
When asked about Lohan, Samantha is polite but firm. "I'm not going to talk about Lindsay because she's my friend, you know? She's great. She's also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we're enemies, one second we're best friends, one second we're lovers, and then we're broken up."
By press time, reports had trickled out on the Web that Samantha had changed her personal status on Facebook to "in a relationship," while photos of her and Lohan holding hands had circulated. She is accustomed to the speculation. "Even the airport-security guy in Canada asked me, 'So, is it true?'" laughs Samantha. "It's like, 'Oh, yeah, I'm telling you.'"
So, reading between the lines, I've finally concluded this whole lesbian engagement thing is an orchestrated effort to revive Lindsay's career. But who is she really having sex with, and where are they hiding the bodies? (You can't talk if you're dead.) I mean, sure, Lindsay could be sleeping with just one guy who's on the payroll, but that would constitute monogamy which is a fancy word for "crazy talk."
Photo: Flynet
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Reader Comments
1. Que - August 12, 2008 4:31 PM
Que horrible!
2. melissa - August 12, 2008 4:31 PM
Damn, almost
3. Sportsdvl - August 12, 2008 4:34 PM
The thought of anyone sleeping with this ugly 12 yr old boy is disgusting!
4. ---------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT-------------------------- - August 12, 2008 4:36 PM
HOW DRIED WILL LINDSAY GET? SHE"S GOING TO TURN INTO A PILE OF ASH OR DUST AND JUST BLOW AWAY!!!
5. AshleyM - August 12, 2008 4:37 PM
my bf's bi so i understand how difficult it can be to come out
6. JimmyBachaFungool - August 12, 2008 4:39 PM
I'd like to see Lindsey's lips wrapped around my mini-me.
7. DirtySanchiz - August 12, 2008 4:42 PM
Lesbians make me happy. Unfortunately, Samantha Rosen facedown in a huge pile of firecrotch, makes my weiner go bye-bye.
8. veggi - August 12, 2008 4:46 PM
Imagine how bad Lindsay's fingers smell.
9. Sportsdvl - August 12, 2008 4:47 PM
#5 - guys aren't bi. you either suck dick or you don't.
10. mike - August 12, 2008 4:47 PM
I'd love to lick Ronson's anus.
That's it in the hat, right?
11. rough daddy - August 12, 2008 4:49 PM
i think pete doherty erm,,,,i mean sam ranson is going to get her heart broken one of these days....is lindsay telling me that shes going to be a scissor sister for her whole life,,,or is she going to pull an anne heche on the relationship...
12. Plastic Sturgeon - August 12, 2008 4:51 PM
A "has been" at 22, and a "never was" at 30.
Next!
13. Alex - August 12, 2008 5:03 PM
#8
I was thinking the same thing, and I'm currently working on a weight-loss program based on that smell.
14. punk - August 12, 2008 5:21 PM
Those pink lips on Lohan look very useful
15. sniction - August 12, 2008 5:21 PM
As an amateur photographer, I can't quite explain the awful brilliance of this picture. The clash of colors, the horrible juxtaposition and lack of symmetry- and that's just Lindsay's face!
Let's make a worldwide pact to never mention her name again.
16. Ted from LA - August 12, 2008 5:31 PM
#15,
Are you any relation to Randal?
17. wtafuc - August 12, 2008 5:33 PM
#5 Your bf ain't bi, he's a faggot and you have aids
18. Joe - August 12, 2008 5:55 PM
Yikes the Ronson girl is really ugly, why does she dress like a greazy boy?
Why are Lez's attracted to such ugly things ?
You know this Ronson dyke is just with Lohan to get big $$ DJ gigs and expensive toys.
Lindsay is not gay nor bi--just confused because here ex hippy druggie rehab shrink told her she was..
-Joe
19. Jamie's Uterus - August 12, 2008 6:17 PM
Why is Lindsay's age always an excuse for something? "She's only 22"...big fucking deal? Her disgusting mother says the same thing, she's only 21, 22, shut the fuck up you dumb ass bitches.
Many early 20s have graduated college and have real jobs, and can be responsible, unlike that fucked up firecrotch skank Lindsay.
20. Tre Flynte - August 12, 2008 6:47 PM
-# 9...spoken like a true faggot. Im happy to see you are now 100% confident being gay.
clap clap clap
21. Roop - August 12, 2008 7:12 PM
Such ignorance...in order for their to be a lesbian relationship you have to have two females! Leave Lindsay and her boy toy alone!!! (cry) Leave them alone!!!!!
22. Benn - August 12, 2008 7:21 PM
Horrible~~~~That scrays me! But it's a big surprise, Lindsay Lohan's personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site Richromances.com where she is looking for love~~~~~
23. Steve - August 12, 2008 9:02 PM
TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING HAT!!!
24. Edgar - August 12, 2008 10:20 PM
It came as a total surprise to me. Lindsay needs a Christian counselor.
25. RaraAvis - August 12, 2008 10:35 PM
WTF happened to LL's lips? OMG, did SamRo hit her in the mouth? Damm these abusive dykes. Does someone need an intervention?
26. 0bservant - August 12, 2008 10:57 PM
They both look like they've been rode hard and put away wet
27. Hfire3 - August 12, 2008 11:10 PM
The dude on the left looks like he had a lobotomy. Someone photo shop some drool or vag secretions into the corner of his mouth for added realism.
28. disgustingskankhater - August 12, 2008 11:44 PM
PEOPLE FORGET SHE'S 22 YEARS OLD BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 35. YOU ARE NOT AGING WELL, HONEY.
ALSO? NO MORE CLOSEUPS OF EITHER ONE OF THESE DISGUSTING SKANKS, POR FAVOR.
29. camel toe - August 13, 2008 1:25 AM
That's one honeymoon sex tape that should stay private.
30. gerard Vandenberg - August 13, 2008 7:13 AM
Is it strange I'm losing my appetite now?
31. stroker - August 13, 2008 8:01 AM
I'm all in favor of lesbians. In fact I pretty much catch wood at the thought. But this, man. This is just wrong. LL should be muff diving Fergie or something, not this.
32. Turd Feguson - August 13, 2008 9:06 AM
What the hell is that creature on the left?
Is there any reason I should care about either of these ass-clowns anyway?
33. RichPort - August 13, 2008 9:20 AM
#5 - You know how I know your boyfriend's gay? When he was sucking my dick he said it tasted like shit.
34. Melissa - August 13, 2008 11:07 AM
what happened to Lindsey.? Now she a lez and she has let herself go? WTF?
35. Melissa - August 13, 2008 11:07 AM
what happened to Lindsey.? Now she a lez and she has let herself go? WTF?
TEAM LIPSTICK!
36. I <3 celebs - August 13, 2008 3:07 PM
So sad, Lindsay used to be hot... too bad she's turned into this.
37. EuroNeckPain - August 13, 2008 4:08 PM
That thing with an ugly hat is sooo horrible ! Aaaaakkkk ! It looks like the husband of Amy Winehouse ! They are replicants invading the world !
38. Narcissist - August 13, 2008 6:19 PM
Can't mutant duck lips revive her career? Why doesn't she do some disposable comedies ala Cameron Diaz?
39. PostmortemG - August 13, 2008 6:32 PM
"A "has been" at 22, and a "never was" at 30. Next!"
Fuuuuuuuuuunny! =D
40. Billichi - August 14, 2008 3:09 AM
My bet is that Samantha Ronson is Lindsay's sis that noone knows about yet...
41. Sam - August 15, 2008 1:29 PM
So... a random airport security guy in Toronto recognized the ugly?? I'm thinking the ugly is lying. Stupid publicity whore.
42. herbiefrog - August 18, 2008 4:31 PM
some of those new "mutant" eyes might help you see into the other frequencies ?
sssh what ?
oh its the improv speech thing : )
well done guy
43. David - September 1, 2008 4:36 AM
Hey....Samantha Ronson looks like Mr. Burns from the Simpson's Family... what you think?
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