Aug 5 2008Paz Vega in a bikini = International MILF

now thats a great ass....

First?

Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.

First?

Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.

I guess I'll settle for 2nd and 3rd.

"fat!"

"no! she's perfect! almost too skinny!"

"either you're gay or fat as a whale"

"and you are an ubernerd who's never seen a real woman!"

"shut up you faggot cunt!"

"shut up acne boy and get out and meet some real women, wanker!"

OK CAN WE SKIP ALL OF THIS NOW?

Kid, your mom's a dirty skank.

"Spanish actress/model" = American maid at Best Western who gets chosen to skip an hour of her shift to fuck the boss.

Man, that's the same bikini MY mom used to wear to the beach ! I wonder if that little bastard is pitching a tent in his pampers ?

I would floss with that G-string. Yummy pooper!

#2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!

Hey kid, no one wants to see mom's tit. Ok, I'm lying... where's picture #13?

She's fat and ugly. Most housemaids look like her. Oh God I'm too good-looking for this world.

#2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!

@7
Jealous a little , Karen?

Ive always said, Spanish / Latino women are the hottest in the world. They take care of their bodies, are great cooks, and are the best lays around...just watch their fucking tempers.

Wishes that she could read an article without seen the immature people typing "First" who care who is first! OMG grow up!

Wishes that she could read an article without seeing the immature people typing "First" who care who is first! OMG grow up!

She's pretty, nice bod, etc..

BUT SO EFFIN' WHAT? Where's the story here?

I hope her son gets leucemia.

I love the smell of MILF in the morning.

There's an American mom in the background of that first picture.

Adam Sandler was one LUCKY man in Spanglish. She is absolutely gorgeous!

If you want to see a LOT more of Paz Vega, rent "Sex and Lucia".

pic # 2 is making 11:49AM at work that much better.

Damn, that's the chick from Spanglish?

Can you imagine railing that while she screams "Aye Papi!"

I need a cigarette now.....

.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

That body had a baby recently; no way! She puts all women to shame w/ that figure; kids or no kids! I want to know her damn secret!

......NOW WE'RE TALKING!!

Show me love.

@20 heh heh, you're right!

Just remember Paz Vega the next time some big fat American whale-woman uses "I had kids" as an excuse for her morbid obesity. For *many* American women (and excluding American actresses who know they need to get back into shape quickly after childbirth if they want to continue earning $$$) pregnancy = an excuse to eat like a pig and then keep 15-30 lbs. of permanent weight gain.

She's mucho caliente!

The rest of you PUTAS that say otherwise can go eat refried beans out of a deadman's asshole.

ARIBA!!!

......I LIKE TO GET ANALLY RAPED.

Be fair - Dad, in pic 2, doesn't exactly resemble a typical American dad (bald, beer gut, blank expression) either.

two words.

jerking. now.

I would fuck that MILFalicious dry. That is what a mommy body should look like. Shame to all you fatties using childbirth as an excuse.

I see butt crack in picture 10... oops sorry wrong person... my bad.

Finally! An ass shot!

three words.

tweezers...jerking. now.

I've fucked uglier chicks than that. Recently.

So...Kim's ass is about 3-4 times as big. Do you really think that mudshark's ass is better than this speek's ass?

I love the comment..."so what wheres the story?"...Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you'll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper......KY...Jerkin Now

I love the comment..."so what wheres the story?"...Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you'll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper......KY...Jerkin Now

great ass!!! thats a real ass!!!

Just looked to see whether any teenage boys or anorexic women/girls called her fat? Almost surprised to see no one called her "fat" yet.

Umm - yeah she is pretty hot for a mom. I dont know any new moms that have g strings shoved up their ass.

Love,
Nadia
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Holy fuckin moly....that is ass-tastic BOING....

Yes, I'm a girl and yes, I'm jealous. But I can admit it, appreciate it and move on. Hot is hot, man.

"jerkin now" - really? To this? While using a porn machine that could get to the real stuff? Weird...maybe it's the combo of the chick and the kid's asses both showing.

@ 29 & 34

To be fair, the reason why celebrities pop back into shape so fast and easily is because it's their job to work out for hours a day while their nanny takes care of the kid. Other women don't have that luxury...or the thousands of dollars to give to an amazing personal trainer. Popping back to a body like that isn't cheap!

Hence my lack of desire to EVER carry a baby lol.

Why does she look like a man?

If that is what having a baby does to your body, sign me up!

@48

*yawns* more excuses

Ever been to a beach in Europe or South America? There are plenty of non-celebrity moms there in good shape like Paz. Are you saying they are all rich with nannies and personal trainers? Please. It doesn't take money, it takes hard work, discipline, and carrying about looking good for your man, traits that many American women lack.

She looks like my grandfather

I'd rather date a black dude than Hispanic. The blacks are rougher (good) but the Hispanics cheat too much.

No. 53:

Your grandfather has a great ass.

Oh God I wanna hit that white ass doggy style while her husband watches

#6 - Rick .... you got no taste boy
#7 - Karen - Me--0w ... jealousy is a sin
# 12 = troll
# - 17 - No story .... just wholehearted goodness for mine eyes
#25 - Hahahaha ... THEY'RE ALL .... your favorite .... right sweety?
#49...nobody paid attention to you when you were #12 either

#51 - you have earned your own fucked-up paragraph...yes - I've been to beaches in Spain-Italy-Greece-France and it looks like everybody is refusing to engage your rhetoric. So you just keep going on and on until somebody does. (Enter Harry Ballzack) So how's that workin for ya bub? Being "AMERICAN !!! " I love our women. I love YOUR women. And HAVE !!! European women are the loosest bitches on the face of the planet !! I offer as proof ....They'll fuck european men won't they???? But mostly, I hate presumptive, little arrogant, shit headed european men who think they and their hairy women are gods gift to the earth. That's workin like a mother-fucker for ME

*All-Hail-Nudity*

She's very beautiful in such a natural way. Normally I would say she is too skinny but it fits her frame very well.
The picture of her laughing at her son is adorable, what a cute family.

She's very beautiful in such a natural way. Normally I would say she is too skinny but it fits her frame very well.
The picture of her laughing at her son is adorable, what a cute family.

She is hideous

I'd eat a bucket of shit to get at that bunghole.

I am short, fat, bald and old (51).

I have been married 4 times and arrested for beating one of my wives.

I think I am God's gift to women but because most of them will not give me
the time of day, I hate them all, while pretending to like the pretty ones so no one will realize I am gay. I hate myself.

@61, heh heh troll, I just had a birthday so I'm 52. If you're going to be my troll get your facts straight.

How did I get married four times if women won't give me the time of day? I have money and a little fame, so there are plenty of hot young women who want to get close to me.

Um, her body looks nice but so fucking what? Why is this on here? Where is the celebrity gossip in this? I don't even know who Paz Vega is! Next!

Is this for real? The guy on the radio? I thought he was funny as shit!

Nice pooter.

She has the body of a teenage boy

Can't take my eyes off pic 2. Damn.

Re: 7. Karen - August 5, 2008 11:28 AM

"Spanish actress/model" = American maid at Best Western who gets chosen to skip an hour of her shift to fuck the boss.

This comment sums up why non-American women are, hands down, superior to American women. What a catty/jealous attitude.

I hope Kim Kardashian has paper & a pen out; she should be taking notes on what a real ass looks like.

Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

Stop eating fries and you'll see how your body changes..genetics is important but the mediterranean eating can help.

Nice toilet.

Plus I love International MILF, great store

I'd Spanglish that!

For anyone even partially aroused by these photos, do yourself a favor rent "Sex and Lucia," starring Paz Vega in her prime (age 25, looked more like 20). She's partially or fully nude in many (most?) scenes and the whole film is basically Spanish soft-core with a decent storyline. Enjoy!

@74, Spanish softcore? I'd purely label it European cinema.

damn i love mediteranins sluts mthey should exporte them all

You guys are just fags.
"YOU AMERICANS"? FYI, ANYONE who eats right and does proper exercise can have a great body. Second, America isn't even the fattest country anymore.

Now, really. I know you probably don't know the difference-she's a Spaniard, therefore, European. That means she's not Latina, she's Southern European. You wouldn't call an Italian or a French Latino, would you? Maybe Spanish would be acceptable because of the Spanish language, but that is.

Also, she's not a model. She's an actress. Period. And yes, many women in Europe-and probably in the States too- are still in good shape after motherhood.

Now, really. I know you probably don't know the difference-she's a Spaniard, therefore, European. That means she's not Latina, she's Southern European. You wouldn't call an Italian or a French Latino, would you? Maybe Spanish would be acceptable because of the Spanish language, but that is.

Also, she's not a model. She's an actress. Period. And yes, many women in Europe-and probably in the States too- are still in good shape after motherhood.

Spaniards are Hispanic. They, along with the French, Italian, and Portuguese are also considered Latin. Latino often refers to those of Spanish descent born in Latin America. Although Latino is Spanish for Latin and does not indicate race, just ethnic background.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latino

You know, you dumb Americans should be aware that Spain is not Mexico or Puerto Rico or any Latin American country. Just like the US used to be a British colony, so these countries used to be. English is spoken in the US and the UK, this is hard, so read slowly THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE US AND THE UK ARE THE SAME. Spanish is spoken in Spain and in Mexico or Puerto Rico THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE THE SAME.

So Paz Vega doesn't say aye papi, just as an Englishman doesn't say yeeha ride em cowboy, and I don't know how many Spanish women are working in Best Western as maids seeing as most Spanish people don't leave Spain, they don't have to, in fact people are MOVING in droves to Spain including tons of Americans who are always puking (or are those the Brits?)

SPAIN, country in YIRRUP. Puerto Rico country in North America.

I hope your brains don't explode from that. This refers to those who are ignorant. If you can read a map and are in fact aware that Latin America is not Spain, this has nothing to do with you. Get thee a brain

Paz looks great here - natural (even though a little droopy) before the recent change . . . . Paz Vega just got plastic surgery or small breasts implants for Carmen. You can tell just by the hump and separated breasts (when the arms go up. I had a girlfriend who did this. Sad. Fake=Turnoff in my book.

And I agree. Latin actresses are hot, but if they have cosmetic work done I'll be the first to go with a hot Asian, Black, Biracial, or Blonde -(who's naturally firm and beautiful. Salma and the rest have done the same, and it's too bad.

OR lost a lot of weight. Check her old bikini pics.

http://www.20th-century-sex.com/stars/paz-vega/paz-vega_14.jpg

Looks great here though, the face is a little poor man's peneloppe cruz though, but in that bikini who's looking at her face.

her body is SICK....wtf?

um.....you may be right "She's had work done" ....her butt is much squishier in the old photo.

SWEET.

can you spell MILF?

wow, she has an amazing shape for being a mom. and for being human.

i wish you very much