Aug 12 2008Nikki Blonsky's father out on bail, can't leave tropical island until trial (Justice!)
Nikki Blonksy's father Carl was allowed to post bail yesterday due to a medical condition. He can't leave the Turks and Caicos island until his trial for beating the ever living crap out of Elaine Golden the mother of America's Next Top Model contestant, Bianca Golden. In case you forgot what grievous sin Elaine committed to deserve a trip to the ICU, she moved Carl's luggage. Harpie! ET Online reports:
A police constable tells us that Carl, who's been locked up in a Turks and Caicos islands jail for over a week, was freed after posting $3000 bail awarded to him by the Chief Justice on Monday morning. Regardless, he must remain on the island and his travel documents are in police custody.
He's due to appear in court on August 19 at 9:00 a.m.
You know what'd be hilarious? As part of Carl's sentence he's banned from the airport effectively trapping him on the island. Of course, he could always use Nikki as a flotation device to aid his return to the homeland. Always look for that silver lining, folks. Even if it's made of Ben & Jerry's.
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Reader Comments
1. jamezo - August 12, 2008 12:52 PM
wow
2. Tom Leykis - August 12, 2008 12:52 PM
Could have said first
3. hdhuntr - August 12, 2008 12:56 PM
what a cow........
4. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 12, 2008 1:01 PM
What the blood clot?
5. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - August 12, 2008 1:03 PM
Holy shit, when did Hawaii get a new island????
6. http://www.webescape.wordpress.com - August 12, 2008 1:03 PM
Should be doing fatty porn, she's a natural...
7. E. Normas Asz - August 12, 2008 1:04 PM
I see Angie Jolie has been face down in the bologna and gained 200 pounds.
Biatches
8. E. Normas Asz - August 12, 2008 1:04 PM
I see Angie Jolie has been face down in the bologna and gained 200 pounds.
Biatches
9. RicoSuave - August 12, 2008 1:05 PM
She'd better watch out for Norwegian or Japanese whalers.
10. BigTime - August 12, 2008 1:06 PM
Who is this big cow and why do I need to look at her?
11. BigTime - August 12, 2008 1:06 PM
Who is this big slob and why do I need to look at her?
12. Alissa Landsone - August 12, 2008 1:08 PM
Ahh, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. That girl looks like a full meal to me!
13. Effyeray - August 12, 2008 1:09 PM
Fatty fatty fatty, fatty boombalatty...... thanks for ruining my lunch Fish, a-hole.
14. Slipknot - August 12, 2008 1:09 PM
#7, yea gained 200 on each thigh and another 200 on her butt. Damn, that is gigantic!
15. BigBoneDaddy - August 12, 2008 1:11 PM
That girl is one gigantic tub of lard.
16. pleasureme - August 12, 2008 1:13 PM
Man the harpoons
17. Jimbo - August 12, 2008 1:24 PM
Huba Huba zing zing
boy you got everything
what a face
and what a figure
like a cow but only bigger!!
18. Stroker - August 12, 2008 1:27 PM
This is offensive. If I wanted to look at fat ugly pigs I'd cancel my DSL subscription and wander the mall.
19. Jiggly Puff - August 12, 2008 1:52 PM
Good thing black is slimming.
20. RichPort - August 12, 2008 1:53 PM
In other news: The island has now mysteriously dropped below sea level.
21. Holyfuck - August 12, 2008 2:00 PM
This chick seems content to be destined for diabetes and an early death. Mix in a salad, or some self control for Christ sake. Jesus.
I bet this chick eats with a snow shovel. What a pig.
22. Sell Porn Make Money - August 12, 2008 2:06 PM
look out... she is gonna blow!
23. dogonabone - August 12, 2008 2:08 PM
if she stood with her feet together she'd fall over. that's called morbidly obese.
24. will.i.am. - August 12, 2008 2:13 PM
i'd stab myself repeatedly if i dressed that horrible. and i'd commit suicide if i was ever that big. just letting everyone know. lol
25. JimmyBachaFungool - August 12, 2008 2:13 PM
She swallowed her father and is smuggling him out of the country. You know her inner thighs smell like rotten tuna and chocolate covered shit in the summer.
26. Ted from LA - August 12, 2008 2:14 PM
I think she looks fine... assuming of course, that she just ate Rosie O'Donnell.
27. Supernetuser - August 12, 2008 2:21 PM
Bail must be cheap on the islands.
28. surlywench - August 12, 2008 2:22 PM
Who is this fattie and why the fuck should I care?
Why are we celebrating and publicizing every corn-fed, in-bred and marginalized member of society? Is this disturbing trend a by- product of reality tv, britney and u-tube culture, perhaps?
29. RichPort - August 12, 2008 2:23 PM
She better hope they make it up to "HairSpray XX: Rock the Block Just By Falling Down", or she'll be destined for afterschool specials, or a VH1 love contest.
30. BigBoneDaddy - August 12, 2008 2:27 PM
#29
What kind of Love Contest?
Is Moby Dick looking for a piece of tail?
31. yarr - August 12, 2008 2:28 PM
He should be able to beat up anyone he wants. After all, without him the world would have no michelin man.
32. Jason - August 12, 2008 2:33 PM
Looks like she ate the experimental chewing gum from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. She'll be turning blue any minute!
33. JPX - August 12, 2008 2:45 PM
God she's a fat thing. If I saw a picture of myself and I looked like that I'd put the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth. Seriously, wouldn't you hire a personal trainer immediately if you suddenly found fame? Gross.
34. Hayden - August 12, 2008 2:47 PM
Don't worry girlfriend! No japper is going to harpoon you. Just get behind me and I'll protect you. I protect all of god's useless and obese creatures. It is why I'm beautiful and you not.
35. lmao - August 12, 2008 2:47 PM
I bet she looks like the typical female superficial poster or the girlfriend of one of the pizza-faced male posters who puts everyone down
36. ramalamadingdong - August 12, 2008 2:52 PM
you guys are missing the whole point of this. her father was put in jail because he supposedly assaulted a n*gger. which we all know is not true. whitey needs to stand up and let them know that we are NOT intimidated by them. fuck them all!!!!
37. mjtouchesboys - August 12, 2008 3:12 PM
she is so fat its gross. she looks like a medicine ball shes so fat and round...
38. mark - August 12, 2008 3:15 PM
are those pants battleship grey?
39. Miserable Bastard - August 12, 2008 3:21 PM
Give her a break. The camera adds ten pounds. Which means she's perfect, if you discount the other 400.
40. whoa nelly - August 12, 2008 3:22 PM
I can't wait for some balloon pants fatass to come and defend her....no takers?
41. dude - August 12, 2008 3:23 PM
does teenage fame make me look fat?
42. punk - August 12, 2008 3:39 PM
typical american female
43. Tanya - August 12, 2008 3:39 PM
Who said a ball of lard can act?! Seriously people, aren't you all sick of seeing this girl. She should just go back to Cold Stone and keep making ice cream. I can't stand her!!! Best of all, fame is making her fatter!!!
44. Barely Stearn - August 12, 2008 3:41 PM
Oh f*ck me: Unfortunately I was unable to take in Fish's sparkling commentary becuase some fat ass was blocking my view.
Jesus: Would you please post a warning sign to those of us unfortunate souls who scroll down not knowing of the blubber that lay ahead...
Where's the freaking Whaleman Foundation when you need one?!
I can only surmise this one ate Kim Kardashian's ass for breakfast...
45. rough daddy - August 12, 2008 3:54 PM
nikki should join celebrity survivor, she can solely start a fire by rubbing those titanic thighs...
46. YouSoLucky - August 12, 2008 3:57 PM
Why won't the fish show the pictures of this babe sunning herself in a bikini next to the plastic baby pool in the McDonald's parking lot in Albany, New York. I hear they got a picture of her spread eagled trying to sun her inner thighs just like Clare Dayne only not not like Clare because there is so much more of her.
47. Lux - August 12, 2008 4:01 PM
#39: love ya!
A belt to underline the waist? Nice try (not)
48. punk - August 12, 2008 4:57 PM
Even her purse looks fat
49. truth - August 12, 2008 5:01 PM
This cow makes me sick I have no idea who in the world decided to put her nasty fat ass on tv ...
50. Miss Anthrope - August 12, 2008 5:11 PM
Nary a post proclaiming that this broad is not fat, just "curvy", or "what real women look like."
Where are the fat advocates?
@ 48: very funny!
This slob is a disgrace and should be ashamed of herself.
51. rumble grumble gurgle roar - August 12, 2008 5:15 PM
could we please dress nikki up in the laura croft outfit, get some pix of her front kicks and post them here? pretty please?
52. Go Ahead and Do It - August 12, 2008 5:26 PM
Those that say they would rather kill themselves than be fat ought to go right ahead and do it.
The world would be better off without you.
53. justtheobvious - August 12, 2008 5:30 PM
Who's this fat ass?
54. HAHAHA I am a dirty gook - August 12, 2008 5:33 PM
Wow she is humongous. You can see her and many other fatty profiles on iamsofaticantevenwipemyownass. c o m
55. Spongebob Gangsta - August 12, 2008 6:49 PM
Behold!!....The Human Carnival Mirror!!
56. Clem - August 12, 2008 7:05 PM
Yea, laugh it up LargePants, you half a Ringding away from Type 2 Diabetes.
57. Clem - August 12, 2008 7:05 PM
Yea, laugh it up LargePants, you're half a Ringding away from Type 2 Diabetes.
58. Dr.Feelstein - August 12, 2008 7:16 PM
She can weight 500 pounds but she is jewish, the chosen people, thousand times better than the worms visiting this website. We control Holywood, and we control who is a celebrity. Bunch of retards.
59. ben - August 12, 2008 7:31 PM
What a fat ass!!! A hot debate heats up at Richromances.com. Let us check what pinions other celebrities and wealthy guys' opinions are about this story. Many guys joined this discussion over there
60. aury - August 12, 2008 8:21 PM
i am seriously hating those shoes...
61. Butt Munch - August 12, 2008 8:53 PM
well...about the fat thing, alot of people in the usa are, but why would you slap a belt around your lard? i mean really why
62. bootlips - August 12, 2008 9:11 PM
I feel bad for her feet.
63. Mystic bwahahahahahahahaha - August 12, 2008 10:56 PM
Dr.Feelstein - August 12, 2008 7:16 PM
"She can weight 500 pounds but she is jewish, the chosen people, thousand times better than the worms visiting this website. We control Holywood, and we control who is a celebrity."
LMAO mysticism, myths and fairy tales. What a hoot!
And what's up with this "we" stuff? Are you french? You're fooling no one, renter. You don't even own property.
PS renter is derogatory for trashy poor people who destroy the places they rent
You control nothing, peeon.
64. Hfire3 - August 12, 2008 11:21 PM
B.U.G.-Big underwear gal
65. Pilatunes - August 12, 2008 11:21 PM
Sure beats a raft made of coconuts.
66. cady - August 12, 2008 11:48 PM
do you know they open their blog on a free interracial dating club ###[[[[[mixedloving .com]]]]]]###. they must hope their fans go there to support them, but their pics in the blog are reeally good.
67. maria - August 12, 2008 11:52 PM
do you know they open their blog on a free interracial dating club ###[[[[[mixedloving .com]]]]]]###. they must hope their fans go there to support them, but their pics in the blog are reeally good.
68. camel toe - August 13, 2008 1:29 AM
Wow,Britney's really let herself go.
69. Bahama Mama - August 13, 2008 2:56 AM
SHE'S JUST TOO BIG! ITS ONE THING TO BE FULL FIGURED BUT THIS IS JUST GROSS!
She is just absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. It is one thing to be curvaceous and to embrace a naturally fuller figured body (one that doesn't conform to the stick thin extremes), but this is certainly not appropriate. With all health warnings about obesity, heart disease and diabetes I can't believe that this girl is still so big! I understand that many people have social, financial and health issues preventing them from having a healthy figure but she shouldn't have that excuse! She made a ton of money from that movie and I think its time she put a more positive image out there than look at me I'm obese and I'm still famous!
70. Jen - August 13, 2008 3:27 AM
"Nary a post proclaiming that this broad is not fat, just "curvy", or "what real women look like."
Where are the fat advocates?"
Defending people who aren't fat like Kim and Britney, moron. It's pretty obvious this one is a whale.
71. sontag - August 13, 2008 7:08 AM
i wanna dive up into her jellyroll!
72. gerard Vandenberg - August 13, 2008 7:49 AM
Nikki can't "leave" the COOKIES alone?
.......................YOU MONSTER!!
73. Realism - August 13, 2008 9:32 AM
In reality, her face isn't ugly, she has nice teeth and she's brave enough to be in a movie at her size.
Two years with a personal trainer, gastric bypass surgery and some skin donations later (it would not all snap back: having lost 110 pounds myself, I know) and she would be on Fish's drool list.
But then again, she has more money than most of the commenters here, so she can do whatever she wants I guess. Healthwise, weight loss is recommended.
74. The Bitch Slap - August 13, 2008 12:18 PM
Someone break it to her that the belt does not make it look like she has a waistline.
75. dfdfsdf - August 13, 2008 3:51 PM
LOL look at the facial expressions of the people behind her.
76. ubee0173 - August 13, 2008 5:40 PM
you can see behind her?
you know, this was actually four photos stuck together much like a lardy jigsaw puzzle. the extra-extra wide WIDEWIDE angle lens could not capture all of her, uh... luxury-automobile sized beauty...
seeing things like this almost makes me miss starving and vomiting 6 times a day..
77. John Edwards - August 13, 2008 8:50 PM
I would love to hit that.
78. truthful - August 14, 2008 4:10 PM
Should she be accentuating her enormous waste line with a belt? I guess it's ok to be chubby, but she's just sick (and unhealthy).
79. t - August 15, 2008 3:38 AM
#78
yeah it's fine to be chubby, but when you cant put your feet together ... wtf ....
haha its the 40 hour famine tonight ... YAY ... i think someone should suggest she picks up charity work ...FOR LIFE not just for 40 hours.
:D
xo
80. Narcissist - August 15, 2008 8:20 AM
Get a stylist or fire the current one! At least she's not wearing those dumbass pants that don't cover the calves, though.
She looks unreal here. How does she not have five chins? Otherwise she is remarkably cute, despite looking like TLC could do a whole show on her physical condition.
@60 They are unexcusable. She needs some good athletic shoes to keep her arches from exploding.
81. hehehehehehe - August 16, 2008 9:02 PM
i'm thin, she's a cutie....and most of you are fucking assholes.
82. GossipQueen - August 17, 2008 4:06 AM
@ramalamadingdong---hey racist, he started by beating up a woman. What a coward just like you... Internet thug racists are so stupid.
83. SexyChocolait - October 2, 2008 3:22 PM
Good, go to a Black run country acting ignorant. He's lucky it wasn't my family, they would got the beat down. Kicking someone's momma in her cooch - pigs!
84. SexyChocolait - October 2, 2008 3:24 PM
PS -- I don't hear nobody giving sympathy to the "victims" had it been the otehr way around, you'd heard all this crap about Blacks attacking white. We know who the real thugs are.
85. SexyChocolait - October 2, 2008 3:24 PM
PS -- I don't hear nobody giving sympathy to the "victims" had it been the otehr way around, you'd heard all this crap about Blacks attacking white. We know who the real thugs are.