Aug 12 2008Nikki Blonsky's father out on bail, can't leave tropical island until trial (Justice!)

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Nikki Blonksy's father Carl was allowed to post bail yesterday due to a medical condition. He can't leave the Turks and Caicos island until his trial for beating the ever living crap out of Elaine Golden the mother of America's Next Top Model contestant, Bianca Golden. In case you forgot what grievous sin Elaine committed to deserve a trip to the ICU, she moved Carl's luggage. Harpie! ET Online reports:

A police constable tells us that Carl, who's been locked up in a Turks and Caicos islands jail for over a week, was freed after posting $3000 bail awarded to him by the Chief Justice on Monday morning. Regardless, he must remain on the island and his travel documents are in police custody.
He's due to appear in court on August 19 at 9:00 a.m.

You know what'd be hilarious? As part of Carl's sentence he's banned from the airport effectively trapping him on the island. Of course, he could always use Nikki as a flotation device to aid his return to the homeland. Always look for that silver lining, folks. Even if it's made of Ben & Jerry's.


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wow

Could have said first

what a cow........

What the blood clot?

Holy shit, when did Hawaii get a new island????

Should be doing fatty porn, she's a natural...

I see Angie Jolie has been face down in the bologna and gained 200 pounds.

Biatches

I see Angie Jolie has been face down in the bologna and gained 200 pounds.

Biatches

She'd better watch out for Norwegian or Japanese whalers.

Who is this big cow and why do I need to look at her?

Who is this big slob and why do I need to look at her?

Ahh, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. That girl looks like a full meal to me!

Fatty fatty fatty, fatty boombalatty...... thanks for ruining my lunch Fish, a-hole.

#7, yea gained 200 on each thigh and another 200 on her butt. Damn, that is gigantic!

That girl is one gigantic tub of lard.

Man the harpoons

Huba Huba zing zing
boy you got everything
what a face
and what a figure
like a cow but only bigger!!

This is offensive. If I wanted to look at fat ugly pigs I'd cancel my DSL subscription and wander the mall.

Good thing black is slimming.

In other news: The island has now mysteriously dropped below sea level.

This chick seems content to be destined for diabetes and an early death. Mix in a salad, or some self control for Christ sake. Jesus.

I bet this chick eats with a snow shovel. What a pig.

look out... she is gonna blow!

if she stood with her feet together she'd fall over. that's called morbidly obese.

i'd stab myself repeatedly if i dressed that horrible. and i'd commit suicide if i was ever that big. just letting everyone know. lol

She swallowed her father and is smuggling him out of the country. You know her inner thighs smell like rotten tuna and chocolate covered shit in the summer.

I think she looks fine... assuming of course, that she just ate Rosie O'Donnell.

Bail must be cheap on the islands.

Who is this fattie and why the fuck should I care?

Why are we celebrating and publicizing every corn-fed, in-bred and marginalized member of society? Is this disturbing trend a by- product of reality tv, britney and u-tube culture, perhaps?


She better hope they make it up to "HairSpray XX: Rock the Block Just By Falling Down", or she'll be destined for afterschool specials, or a VH1 love contest.

#29

What kind of Love Contest?

Is Moby Dick looking for a piece of tail?

He should be able to beat up anyone he wants. After all, without him the world would have no michelin man.

Looks like she ate the experimental chewing gum from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. She'll be turning blue any minute!

God she's a fat thing. If I saw a picture of myself and I looked like that I'd put the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth. Seriously, wouldn't you hire a personal trainer immediately if you suddenly found fame? Gross.

Don't worry girlfriend! No japper is going to harpoon you. Just get behind me and I'll protect you. I protect all of god's useless and obese creatures. It is why I'm beautiful and you not.

I bet she looks like the typical female superficial poster or the girlfriend of one of the pizza-faced male posters who puts everyone down

you guys are missing the whole point of this. her father was put in jail because he supposedly assaulted a n*gger. which we all know is not true. whitey needs to stand up and let them know that we are NOT intimidated by them. fuck them all!!!!

she is so fat its gross. she looks like a medicine ball shes so fat and round...

are those pants battleship grey?

Give her a break. The camera adds ten pounds. Which means she's perfect, if you discount the other 400.

I can't wait for some balloon pants fatass to come and defend her....no takers?

does teenage fame make me look fat?

Who said a ball of lard can act?! Seriously people, aren't you all sick of seeing this girl. She should just go back to Cold Stone and keep making ice cream. I can't stand her!!! Best of all, fame is making her fatter!!!

typical american female

Oh f*ck me: Unfortunately I was unable to take in Fish's sparkling commentary becuase some fat ass was blocking my view.

Jesus: Would you please post a warning sign to those of us unfortunate souls who scroll down not knowing of the blubber that lay ahead...

Where's the freaking Whaleman Foundation when you need one?!

I can only surmise this one ate Kim Kardashian's ass for breakfast...

nikki should join celebrity survivor, she can solely start a fire by rubbing those titanic thighs...

Why won't the fish show the pictures of this babe sunning herself in a bikini next to the plastic baby pool in the McDonald's parking lot in Albany, New York. I hear they got a picture of her spread eagled trying to sun her inner thighs just like Clare Dayne only not not like Clare because there is so much more of her.

#39: love ya!

A belt to underline the waist? Nice try (not)

Even her purse looks fat

This cow makes me sick I have no idea who in the world decided to put her nasty fat ass on tv ...


Nary a post proclaiming that this broad is not fat, just "curvy", or "what real women look like."

Where are the fat advocates?

@ 48: very funny!

This slob is a disgrace and should be ashamed of herself.

could we please dress nikki up in the laura croft outfit, get some pix of her front kicks and post them here? pretty please?

Those that say they would rather kill themselves than be fat ought to go right ahead and do it.

The world would be better off without you.

Who's this fat ass?

Wow she is humongous. You can see her and many other fatty profiles on iamsofaticantevenwipemyownass. c o m

Behold!!....The Human Carnival Mirror!!

Yea, laugh it up LargePants, you half a Ringding away from Type 2 Diabetes.

Yea, laugh it up LargePants, you're half a Ringding away from Type 2 Diabetes.

She can weight 500 pounds but she is jewish, the chosen people, thousand times better than the worms visiting this website. We control Holywood, and we control who is a celebrity. Bunch of retards.

What a fat ass!!! A hot debate heats up at Richromances.com. Let us check what pinions other celebrities and wealthy guys' opinions are about this story. Many guys joined this discussion over there

i am seriously hating those shoes...

well...about the fat thing, alot of people in the usa are, but why would you slap a belt around your lard? i mean really why

I feel bad for her feet.

Dr.Feelstein - August 12, 2008 7:16 PM

"She can weight 500 pounds but she is jewish, the chosen people, thousand times better than the worms visiting this website. We control Holywood, and we control who is a celebrity."

LMAO mysticism, myths and fairy tales. What a hoot!

And what's up with this "we" stuff? Are you french? You're fooling no one, renter. You don't even own property.

PS renter is derogatory for trashy poor people who destroy the places they rent

You control nothing, peeon.

B.U.G.-Big underwear gal

Sure beats a raft made of coconuts.

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Wow,Britney's really let herself go.

SHE'S JUST TOO BIG! ITS ONE THING TO BE FULL FIGURED BUT THIS IS JUST GROSS!

She is just absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. It is one thing to be curvaceous and to embrace a naturally fuller figured body (one that doesn't conform to the stick thin extremes), but this is certainly not appropriate. With all health warnings about obesity, heart disease and diabetes I can't believe that this girl is still so big! I understand that many people have social, financial and health issues preventing them from having a healthy figure but she shouldn't have that excuse! She made a ton of money from that movie and I think its time she put a more positive image out there than look at me I'm obese and I'm still famous!

"Nary a post proclaiming that this broad is not fat, just "curvy", or "what real women look like."

Where are the fat advocates?"

Defending people who aren't fat like Kim and Britney, moron. It's pretty obvious this one is a whale.

i wanna dive up into her jellyroll!

Nikki can't "leave" the COOKIES alone?
.......................YOU MONSTER!!

In reality, her face isn't ugly, she has nice teeth and she's brave enough to be in a movie at her size.

Two years with a personal trainer, gastric bypass surgery and some skin donations later (it would not all snap back: having lost 110 pounds myself, I know) and she would be on Fish's drool list.

But then again, she has more money than most of the commenters here, so she can do whatever she wants I guess. Healthwise, weight loss is recommended.

Someone break it to her that the belt does not make it look like she has a waistline.

LOL look at the facial expressions of the people behind her.

you can see behind her?
you know, this was actually four photos stuck together much like a lardy jigsaw puzzle. the extra-extra wide WIDEWIDE angle lens could not capture all of her, uh... luxury-automobile sized beauty...
seeing things like this almost makes me miss starving and vomiting 6 times a day..

I would love to hit that.

Should she be accentuating her enormous waste line with a belt? I guess it's ok to be chubby, but she's just sick (and unhealthy).

#78

yeah it's fine to be chubby, but when you cant put your feet together ... wtf ....

haha its the 40 hour famine tonight ... YAY ... i think someone should suggest she picks up charity work ...FOR LIFE not just for 40 hours.

:D

xo


Get a stylist or fire the current one! At least she's not wearing those dumbass pants that don't cover the calves, though.

She looks unreal here. How does she not have five chins? Otherwise she is remarkably cute, despite looking like TLC could do a whole show on her physical condition.

@60 They are unexcusable. She needs some good athletic shoes to keep her arches from exploding.

i'm thin, she's a cutie....and most of you are fucking assholes.

@ramalamadingdong---hey racist, he started by beating up a woman. What a coward just like you... Internet thug racists are so stupid.

Good, go to a Black run country acting ignorant. He's lucky it wasn't my family, they would got the beat down. Kicking someone's momma in her cooch - pigs!

PS -- I don't hear nobody giving sympathy to the "victims" had it been the otehr way around, you'd heard all this crap about Blacks attacking white. We know who the real thugs are.

PS -- I don't hear nobody giving sympathy to the "victims" had it been the otehr way around, you'd heard all this crap about Blacks attacking white. We know who the real thugs are.

i think that the chick from americas next top model got what she deserved...all nikkis dad did was defend himself after she hit him...yeah yeah "you're not supposed to hit a girl"but im a girl and i think he was right to hit her because she moved their things from some chairs and had the nerve to hit him because she didnt think he would hit her back.well he did and she earned it.
and this is not a matter of race

i think that the chick from americas next top model got what she deserved...all nikkis dad did was defend himself after she hit him...yeah yeah "you're not supposed to hit a girl"but im a girl and i think he was right to hit her because she moved their things from some chairs and had the nerve to hit him because she didnt think he would hit her back.well he did and she earned it.
and this is not a matter of race

i think that the chick from americas next top model got what she deserved...all nikkis dad did was defend himself after she hit him...yeah yeah "you're not supposed to hit a girl"but im a girl and i think he was right to hit her because she moved their things from some chairs and had the nerve to hit him because she didnt think he would hit her back.well he did and she earned it.
and this is not a matter of race

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