Aug 1 2008Nereida Gallardo topless = I'm moving to Spain

Nubile Nudity! She might as well be naked!

I like the 'nude' bottoms on that. She SHOULD have just gone naked.

OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm turning off my computer so these images will be burned into my brain and I can survive the weekend. Thank you, phish!!!

fugly

vulgar, fake, trashy.

boh. should you move to spain for that you'd be pleasantly suprised by the REAL beauty you'd find there.

Super fake looking, and possibly even lopsided. Nipples should never be that high on breasts!!

Another set of ugly plastic boobies-butt the rest looks good!

@6, othere than your mother's have you seen any boobs? You must be gay!!!

Girl is fucking hot as hell. Nice to see a woman with out super gazonga fake American girl tits.

I care not about the affairs of monkeys.

Wowzers. She's hot. Who is she?

fake.

next.

Um, totally fake. Yay for silicone. Gross.

She's disgusting. venomhed, she clearly has implants. Peter, Behh and zegabee saw it right away; what are you blind???

Although there are comments before me, i am the first to say first.

With that said, her horrible boob job makes her look like a post-op.

This is why we come to Superficial.

She is beautiful, but fake boobs are not natural so I guess she has a fake ass beautiful body

@Behh, I have two words for you, Bai Ling. Her nipples are the size of male baby penis but their real. Sugery can give you bigger tits but the nipple is all them.

that's a bad boob job, to say the least...

but, she's in awesome shape, so i'll give her that!

She has a hot face. Her body is fat. Average lay at best.

I have to sigh a sigh of disappointment, yes she is hott, but its too bad it looks like someone jammed two half grape fruits into her chest, with her money, i bet she could have had them look more natural, although someone left a comment about how "its nice to see a natural woman without fake boobs" it must be opposite day for that guy.

Fake and skanky. Always at the beach, always half naked. I would appreciate that, were it not for the fact that she has a face like a Siamese cat fetus on acid.

Plastic makes perfect.

Her boob job is not that bad. Yes, you can see some rippling at the sides, but that is what happens when you use saline instead of silicone.

Still she is hot. She has the money to re-do her chest if she wants too.

Good riddance to her ex Cristiano. He probably has more diseases than the CDC.

Definitely "half grape fruits" - a well done boob job leaves the girl with some type of natural-looking fullness at the bottom, compared to the top, instead of this upside-down bowl that screams "FAKE". And all the low-class tattoos don't help either.

pay attention ladies. this is what you should look like

Why, why, WHY do women feel the need to siliconize themselves?

You guys need to bring your standards up off the fuck-anything floor. This girl is in great shape, but she's a total skank.

I wonder what her tramp tat translates to..

Please make a deposit here?
Exit only?
I was dating a soccer player and all I got was a lame tramp tat?
Yes my tits are fake?

Thanks

Julian

what the hell is wrong with all of you people, however fake she might be... she looks absolutly gorgeous... coming from an envious woman.

@19

You're an idiot. She's not fat. It's how women should look.

whoa

Breast implants are disgusting and pathetic. I could never respect any woman who would do that to herself.

Hot...if you like your lady to look like the blow up doll under your bed.

#25

yeah monkeyfightecc

if what they're aiming for is a low level primate unevolved piece of trash

if on the other hand you have in mind a different kind of man, well... that's NOT what you should look like.

sorry eh, felt like it was correct to complement your advice by specifying what can be achieved by that look

(of course, some will disagree with me citing ronaldo as an example of achievable man: please then take into consideration that
1. the guy USED her, since that's what she looks like she was made for
2. the guy is not famous for his intellectual, esthetical or cultural achievements. the guy can play ball, that's it. -Please note: the guy is actually an artist with the ball, but still.. - )

why r her nipples so big?

If she didn't have the low-rent implants and the tramp tats, I'd say she was incredibly hot. But those things fuck things up in two ways - one, they look ugly, and two, a girl who works on her body like that has the type of personality that gives you headaches.

id enjoy her more it the breast were natural....

on another note...good thing Cristiano "dropped her on her ass" instead of on her tits. It would be like getting hit with a water balloon...only on the inside.

She's been half naked at the beach for months now. I guess actually working for a living is just a myth to her.
She's been showing her tits even more since Ronaldo dumped her. Typical. He dumps her, she pretends to be soooo over him by showing everyone her tits every bloody day. (Speaking of STDs, she's probably right up there with him, having screwed half of Spain's football professionals. And some dude on a waterski, a week after she and her "big love"broke up). Wonder what she's gonna do with that tattoo of his name on her wrist.

BOING !!!!!

The only thing her type can do is create the best looking transsexuals in the world. As for the non-trannies, well, they're cheap and loud, like this airbag-flaunting dunggirl.

*Sigh*.

May I ONCE AGAIN direct you people to this chick's FACE:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

Then, if you contunie to call her "hot" or "gorgeous", one can only assume you have a drag queen fetish.

Have a nice day.

lmao@all the virgins getting their wee hardons over this aging whore.

i wonder what the comments section would look like if there were pictures of my wife up here...

The subcutaneous baseballs have got to go.

T-O-P-L-E-S-S

You'll do it.

hey me? send me some pics of your wife

Hell yeah. Ronnie Mund posts here !

I find it hilarious they keep calling her "the Spanish model". She showed her tits in some pics and did a very scary photoshoot on a bike with grease smears on her face. That does not a model make.

ieeeeewwwww plastic boobs! *lol*

.....and @ all who say she is 'fat' - shut up you bulimic bitches! no one wants to hear what you think about appearances!

Nah, she's not fat. Ugly face, though. @42: that link was fucking scary.

lol @ all the fat bitch cows showing their jealousy.

you women are pathetic.

this chick is gorgeous and you're all just mad because your bf/husbands would cheat on you in a nanosecond to crawl up in that grade A puss.

I love how all the women always call the guys on this site sexist,
and then when there's smoking hot girl they degrade her.

Ladies, I've got news for you. Your husbands/boyfriends would jump this chick's bones in a heartbeat if they could. Dont play dumb.

lol at you haroof. That's such a typical fucking male response. Just because we actually have eyes and can tell the difference between gorgeous and gremlin, doesn't mean we're jealous. We just don't like sites like this or horny losers like you ramming nasty skanks like this down our throats, calling them gorgeous.

Gorgeous women are: Jessica Alba, Megan Ewing, Beyonce, Angelina, Megan Fox. I have no problem admitting that. Am I jealous of them"Most definitely.
Am I jealous of this man-ho skank? Not in the least.

her body is nice but her tits are totally fake. They look like little implanted globes under her skin. Everything is looks good though.

@ all the guys telling women their boyfriends would do this piece of trash: it's guys like you that bring shame to our sex.

Develop some taste. Class is a big turn on. This skank has none.

Praying she doesn't get too close to a fire and melt her fake tits.

Fake tits are so disgusting!! I don't understand for the life of me why women get them. Oh yeah men are f-ing pigs and the women who get fake tits are attention hungry whores!

Other than that the rest of her looks great.

for all of you who have anything negative to say, it is probably because you are guys and you eat penis. and if you are females it is because you are gross, fat skeezas.

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club """""""C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m""""""", I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a hot man for hook ups.

@56

Ryan, dont look now, but you have a massive dildo sticking out of your ass.

no gusta la fakies

What I love about this site's commenters is watching trolls troll trolls who are trolling other trolls.

Her beasts are beautiful. Really. Criticizing them for not being natural is like wishing Angela Jolie never got her cheek implants or nosejob...

If your house's siding looks ugly, you buy new siding to make it look better. No different for humans.

Her face is a little bit masculine, I'm not a big fan of tattoos (esp. for women who have slightly masculine faces - I don't have THAT fantasy), and those are ugly cheap-looking implants. But, good lord, in all other respects her body is outstanding, the perfect balance of tone and softness. Sort of a waste, actually.

@63
you should no about trolling, you are trolling for cock.

i agree with you me.

Did anyone tell Fish to take the rest of the day off?

Ryan - excuse yourself and go shopping.

I have negative things to say about this chick bc she has really terrible fake boobs and I think they are gross. I will admit that I'm not well endowed myself, but I'm definitely a sexy woman (not fat at all) and my tits look a hell of a lot better than some fake ass tits. Just because someone on here doesn't agree that she is hot, doesn't make them ugly or fags and that's the truth.

@ 61 Why are you looking at my ass?

Shouldn't you be jerking off to this STD magnet and telling women they must be fat if they don't think she's the shit?

Not a single nipple-less pic...

Thank you!

@54
Tracy, there's a difference between "gorgeous" women and hot, fuck machines.

This chick is a hot, fuck machine.
Take her home to mom? Fuck no. That's what Jessica Alba & company are for.
Rip her clothes off and have rock-star, once in a lifetime sex? Hell yeah

She was fucking Ronaldo for christ sake! What's that mean, he has no taste? Some soccer superstar who can literally have his pick of women doesnt know shit about looks? Please.

We men are hilarious...

Pictures of a troll with a nice body but not-so-nice face appear.

Women say her face is not so nice, we say they must be fat.
Men say her face is not so nice, we say they're gay.

Glad to see we've moved past 10th grade.

(Oh, and BTW: her face is not great. I will now sit back and watch the "gay" comments come in...)

@69
well SZ, i am never above letting people know how they look, how about you send me some pics and i will unbiasedly judge them?

why do dumb kunts keep getting terrible tits!!!!

Why do they have to crop out her friend? Four boobs/nipples are always better than two.

fo sho mr. me. i just dont understand why some people are so negative against a great pair of tits.

@72 I get the first part, thanks for clearing that up.

As for Ronaldo not having taste...please open your mind to the possibility. Just because he's rich and famous doesn't mean he has taste. You can't buy taste. Have you not seen the pics of him in silver hotpants and pink t-shirt? He has all the money in the world to buy nice clothes...

He came from a skanky upbringing. He looks skanky and likes skanky women. You should see some other chicks he's dated.

I think that's what stuns us women more than anything. He has his pick of so many quality womren and he keeps choosing these. But that's obviously because he's in his "fuck machine" phase, which is also why he dumps them so quickly.

Absolutely perfect.

Praying that Fish upgrades the site so the star removed pictures aren't so fucking out of focus.

skanks are great!!
let me tell you about a porcupine's balls, they are small and they don't give a SHIT!!!

mr.me i think some one is flat chested!!!

@78

Tracy, show me one European that doesnt dress like they're in a Devo video.

@Tracy

Holy shit, you really think that Angelina is gorgeous? You really are dumb bitch aren't you?

Yes, all the women saying how ugly she is are almost certainly obese trolls with either pansies for boyfriends/husbands, or no one at all.

She's trashy? No class? This is acceptable behaviour in Europe. It's ignorant Americans like you guys who give us a bad name.

TL:DR ~
Ugly Women: BAWWWWWWWWWWWW

@83
your mom is in a Devo video.

@84
SoCal Steve, you are retarded, i guess you are just mad because she wouldn't hook you up with her brother, HOMO

Holy shit she's fine.

To all haters: Dumping this girl does not attest to Ronaldo's taste at all. He's an international soccer superstar...he probably goes through 10 girls a week as hot or hotter than this. This chick is just another notch on the bedpost.

whip it good!!!

She may be fake, she may be trampy, that tattoo may be skanky, her eyebrows are very chola-ish, and there may be many better more "natural" beauties in Spain, but all that does not change the fact that she is smoking hot. No two ways about it. SMOKING HOT.

wow. Super Hot. I would bang that all day like a drum!

@87 you really must have had to much to drink you fucking dumbass. this chick has the greats tits on motha fuckin planet. if you had those fat saggy tits out of your face you would have realized this. JACKASS!!!

What he's missing are big plastic tits and a total show-off.

@90
Wow!, Maybe you should go bang your head into a wall, you fucking tool.

@83 Despite all their money...so that is a taste thing. Money or not.

@84 You're funny in a sad way. So I'm a dumb bitch if I think Angelina is gorgeous, then you turn around and call this Siamese cat fetus hot?

Also, I'm European, not American. Calling this acceptible behaviour in Europe just proves you grew up in a trailer park. Granted, a European one, but a trailer park nonetheless. Go take your herpes meds and get a fucking life.

@92
What you are missing is an IQ over 12, maybe take some english classes and learn to form intelligible sentences.

@87 She's a notch on hundreds of bedposts (including Sergio Ramos...she fucked Sergio Ramos for God's sake!)...and obviously out shopping for the next.

Ladies,

If guys didnt like fake tits, 99% of porn stars wouldnt have them since no one would buy their vids.

Accept it. My ex had salines under the muscle and they were fucking great. Her nips were permanently hard as a result.

It was funny as hell watching 40 yr old soccer moms give the stare of death to their gawking husbands whenever we were in public.

@96
your mom is a notch on his bed post.

@96 your mom is a knotch on my bedposts. and i think you are my son you little shit you. no go to bed fuckface.

@97
so, when you say ex what you really mean is your avatar on yahoo im. you have never probably been seen in public with a human female. you like guys.

@98 Well, my mom deceased, so that would just prove his poor taste, wouldn't it?

@98 Well, my mom's deceased, so that would just prove his poor taste, wouldn't it?

Haha...yeah, if he'd bang a corpse he'd bang this troll. Still doesn't mean she's hot.

@99 Damn, if I am I hope I didn't inherit your shitty spelling.

Trey, you are gay. kill yourself.

@101 so what you are saying is that your mom is fugly. you should really what the mr.t treat your mother right video. you son of a bitch.

@66: you should really learn the difference between "no" and "know" and "pussy" and "garbage disposal" before commenting here.

@ 105 Ah, yes. Outwitted, therefore resorting back to the "gay" comments. Yeah, that really stung.

I could be the gayest gay in the gayest place on the planet and kill myself in the gayest manner, that still wouldn't change the fact this chick looks like a drag queen and you're lashing out at everyone else because you won't acknowledge the fact you're attracted to a dude.

@ 105 your mom didnt mind my shitty spelling when she was gurgling my my kids in her mouth

@106 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have used big words, it was obvious you haven't been near a dictionary in your entire life.

Deceased means dead. Getting it on with a dead woman to me is poor taste. If you have other views, please resist the urge to share them. It's a criminal offense.

@109 If we're gonna conspire, at least try to type in the right number.

funny.... if she were small chested everyone will be saying she looks like a "12 year old boy"... but because she has fake tits the only thing ppl can say is that other than her fake tits.. "the rest of her body is nice"... and without them ppl say she will look like a boy.... lol

and the real reason why your mother died was do the the fact that she choked on my fucking dick.

LOL!

Retards.

Trey is my hero. (Yes, I must be gay).

Oh yes, the dick choke. Gosh, how offensive, creative and witty.

Still doesn't change the fact this isn't really a chick and you guys are afraid to face your inner man love.

@#54 - Tracy - re; "Gorgeous women are: Jessica Alba, Megan Ewing, Beyonce, Angelina, Megan Fox. " You're out of your fucking mind. Those women are complete bitch divas and whatever "pretty" they had left in their bodies soon drains away as soon as they open their mouths. Even fake is better than cunty.

All the jealous nasty looking women commenting should form their own group of angry spinsterhood. You can call yourself HEFFERS - Hateful Envious Flat Fat and Extremely Repulsive Skanks.

Thank god some chicks care enough about themselves to get a boob job and stay away from the buffet table. MOOOOOO.

@113 It's comments like this that prove what kind of guys skanks like this attract. Thus proving they're skanks.

@116 Oh yes, so a chick that slept with most of footballing Spain, had her picture taken tonguing girls in public toilets, had 3 guys come out to the press about how she was always after their money and flashes her tits at beaches months in a row is of course the epitome of attractiveness.

Don't forget about the guy on the jetski she tongued just to prove how "over" Ronaldo she was. 2 days after he dumped her. Yes, it was real love.

And the webcam chat in which she told total strangers she had bagged him and was gonna marry him soon.

dear homo shane,
its homos like you that dont know a fine piece of ass when you see one.

There are hot women with implants whose boobs don't look like perfect spheres... I mean, why would she want her boobs to be shaped like that? Not natural looking at all. They look like she pumps them full of air every morning.

all womens tits are different fuck thats half the fun of looking at the damn things real or not.

@97 That's airtight fucking logic, there.

They get the implants because that's what they *think* men like. If we were talking strictly about tits, I'd prefer Kate Hudson over this girl any day of the week. When I see a woman with implants I don't think, "Woo, huge tits!" I think, "What a poor body image and lack of self-respect she must have." Insecurity is NOT attractive. Now, this is what I *think* about women with breast implants, true or not, the same way these women *think* all men would rather a woman's breasts be big than natural.

Are you trying to convince us that you liked your wife's implants? Why?

i miss randal.

@125 If you are telling the truth, I think it would be nice to meet more men who are turned off by huge implants. But what if you met a girl who had them, but they were a normal size and she had just done it for her own self-esteem? Like if someone with Kate Hudson's chest got maybe a B or C would that be a turn off too? I just don't think it's fair to say that women with implants have no self-respect.

@125

Ex-girlfriend, not wife.
I'm sure you go "aww, what low self-respect she has" and frown and look away anytime you see a nice rack. Get real.

Were you the guy that was speedwalking in the Mr T. commercial from yesterday?

i dont think that it would be possible for kate hudson to ever get her flat chest done. i mean there is nothing there. i am not picky but i just want something there to play with or grab ahold of.

Cristiano Ronaldo, my friend, there's no where else to go but down my friend. Or maybe back to her bodacious bosoms. Either way, this shows the love lack of love you have for your penis.

@128

Ex-girlfriend, excuse me.
If they're as obviously fake as this girl's are, yeah, I do. I think it's sad.

No, but I would be quite upset about the lost royalties if I were. Actually, I was the guy who was offended by the term, "homophobe."

that is because you are a homo.

WHATEVA,

I'm going to happy hour. Peace, posters!

@132 Which part? ; P

@133 Drive safely, Deac.

Those boobs are fake. Everyone knows it even the sharks. That's why she isn't afraid to be in the ocean. Sharks won't eat plastic.

Fake or real, they are attached to a beautiful woman so props to whom ever did them!!!

To guys allowed to tag along side any woman who provokes death stares from 40 year old soccer moms staring down their husbands for looking at her nips you must understand...she doesn't need you any more....no reason to get cocky....but enjoy yourself while she allows you the privilege.

the part were you think that just because she got implants that is ugly. i mean really if you would ever leave your own sisters tit you might come to find that women with those kinda fun bags at fun to play with.

You know what bothers me the most about her? The fake NAILS. Gross.

Someone should have told her that getting a boob is not the time to bargain hunt.

That with the cheesy tattoo and belly ring spell ........T.R.A.S.H.

what the fuck are you even talking about uncle homo and myself were in a deep conversation about TITS NOT NAILS. so please fuck off if you are not going to talk about the titties. thank and have a nice afternoon.

Holy Crap...I've been married for 15 years but I'd go lesbo for a day to get some of that!! Not too keen on the gigantic knockers, but way better than mine!!!

Uncle Eccoli - August 1, 2008 12:41 PM

Breast implants are disgusting and pathetic. I could never respect any woman who would do that to herself.

this coming from a man who is looking at celebrity gossip sites

I wouldn't move to Spain.
But I'm thinking a vacation in Ibiza in the near future might be a good idea.

The problem is you can't really see her face in these pics. There's no denying she has an amazing body, but us Brits have been exposed to pics of her face quite often and it looks quite old and leathery with some acne scars. Plus the drawn-on eyebrows are never a good look.

Still, great body. Nice tone.

why don't you just post random porn on here if you're going to put up nobodies, who the fuck cares about a soccer player, much less his ex. the amount of relevant to america shit this site misses to put up 1 of 10000 hot italian bitches on a topless beach is staggering.

nothing beats tasty elongated nipples ...

i am simply man i love all tities if the look good on the women. katt it brings a tear to my to hear you say that you would go lebo for a day just to tap that. it always nice to ourstanding women like yourself in this world.

#145 TITS are ALWAYS relevant.

fag.

Shes hot.
Maybe Fake, yes ,but I think it looks great. At least she doesnt have some ridiculous breast size. And shes not skanky, nudity is a very natural thing in Europe. All women have tits and everyone knows it..it's nothing to hide. I wouldn't do it because its not accepted here but if she can good for her.. no tan lines!!!

And whoever calls this chick fat is way too stupid and doesnt know the first thing about being sexy.. Since when is anorexia hot? Last time i heard its a disease.

Fake or not, she's totally hot. You can't deny it.

You mean, apart from the 20-something people who just denied it?

Gene was right. This:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

is not hot.

People, geez! Some of you are totally missing the point. I'm pretty sure that guys don't care if they're big, medium or small. They don't usually care if they're natural or Made In Taiwan. They just care that we have them, and hope to be able to see and touch them as often as we'll let them. Just because a girl has small ones, doesn't mean she's less sexy or feminine, and just because she chooses to purchase some, doesn't always mean she has low self esteem. For chrissakes, JUST ENJOY THE VIEW and stop bickering over pointless things like matters of personal taste and preference.

You guys going on and on about this woman's hideous titbags must be gay mysoginists who devote their time to making the average woman feel inadequate. Thank God it doesn;t work for me! I like my B cups and the fact that I can still feel my nipples unlike this bimbo and her mutilated nerve endings. I also relish the fact that I my greatest ASS-et is my ASS! I got that through good genes, no surgery needed and no fungas growing in plastic bags stuffed inside my skin. You guys are so gross and obviously don't get with real women and have animal-like, base impulses to whack off to anything large and supposedly sexual in nature. Get out a little bit. Step away from your sticky computers. Gross, just gross!

Let's fuck some whores!

Fuck this wives shit!

Ladies, don't listen to Deacon's rantings. His ex-wife, the soccer mom with the implants who supposedly made all the natural soccer mom's green with envy (lmao), was just a ho who succumbed to Deacon's pressure and got titbags so he could make his little wee wee a little harder because neither he nor his ex-wife were naturally sexy enough to have naturally great sex. Most men who want their women to get implants have issues, whether from small-dick syndrome or other emotional issues. I have yet to meet a healthy, confident, loving man who wanted his woman to get implants. The fact that porn can be hot and most porn stars have implants doesn't mean implants=hot. Round, full breasts are very nice, but implants like Nereida's are so not. They look hard, unnatural and scream "I am a whore that needs attention and power, look at my titbags!!!!" I once went to a Latin country and I had the guys falling all over me. Why? Because I didn't dress or act like I thought I was hot shit. I was the girl next door that guys wanted to undress. Something to be said for a little humbleness and most guys will agree. I feel sorryf or the likes of Deacon!

What a shame she felt she has to stick silicone lumps inside a beautiful body - gross.

Thanks #56, nailed it on the head. Quality men like quality women and find class and intelligence and depth sexy. That kind of sexiness makes for great sex! Some guys are beyond help and can only get their little boners by looking at vulgar skanks. I find guys like Deacon and the others here a total insult to your gender. They certainly don't represent quality men, only adolescent-like, brute, disrespectful dorks. No, not all men want to bang the crap out of this skank. Women like her are a dime a dozen. Become obsessed with yourself, work out all day, tan, do your nails, get implants and become a ho as a career choice does not = SEXY! But I understand you have a limited intellectual capacity and operate on your more base impulses. Enjoy the whacking material, you surely aren't getting anything better since the last skank you probably picked up at bar.

It ain't just her boobs that are fake. She is so hot that all you here should be thanking me.

Yeah, have to move to Spain to see fake tits and fake tans.

Ah, so you're the doc who did the sex change?

@Drum The only thing that's actually not fake on her is her tan. She's been sunning at several beaches for literally months in a row now (yes, we've seen all her bikini's 6 times at least. The funniest was when she went on vacation right after her vacation, followed by more vacation and more half-naked beach pics), so that tan is real.

She look very beautifull...sexier than most whales I see rolling around the beaches of So Cal. He breasts fit her nicely. Her hips are curvy with a flat tummy. She looks sexy as hell.

She's spanish.

That's all you need to know.

Women who speak spanish are generally 35% sexier than those who don't. It's a fact. I read it somewhere, I think. Like...this wall in a bar once.

Bolt-ons. Guh.

Nasty fake boobs - but GREAT body otherwise!

Holy shit! People look like this in real life???
I've gotta get out of Jacksonville!

There are no close ups here but her face is pretty sun-damaged already as we've seen before. (see links above). Also, her face is quite masculine.

She's a good media whore though. Really uses the press, especially after Ronaldo dumped her. All of a sudden her tits came out everywhere she went and she was licking her ex boyfriends face on a jetski.

She overplucks. Makes her look like a mutant lapdog.

dear fuckers who hate fake boobs,
fake boobs are great, people who say they don't like them are gay men and fat ugly women.

You people who say she's fat/nasty/skanky are fucking stupid. Why don't you go look in the mirror & see who the fat/nasty/skank is. Blah I hate stupid people.

people crack me up -- this girl's tits are fake, too

Fake tities and a camel toe yuck...

Her lips are fake also. I'm surprised by the original comment, those tits are nasty. And cow nipples aren't attractive. Body is much better after the implants.

ps, I'm a natural 34 c going on d and look damn good at 115 pounds, 5'5 because I take care of myself. Now...

Anyone I have met with implants falls into this category:
1. Low IQ
2. Low IQ leads them to think they will land them a rich man (this woman is case in point) with implants, winds up eventually being dumped because the man can't take the low IQ in the long run
3. White trash, ghetto girl who is desperate

If you are born flat that's no sin either, just get implants (I can't believe I'm saying this) like Parasite Hilton. At least then it looks somewhat natural until you lay your hands on the hard rocks that make waterbed ripple noises.

DAMN! THIS GIRL IS ADORABLE. FUCKING AWSOME!!!! SHE IS DAMN PERFECT!!!!!!! THERE IS NO HOTTER GIRL TODAY!!!!!! If there is, please show me.

damn...she perfect..fake tits and all

Last attempt at directing you blind fuckers to her face:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

And @170 Please tell me what a skank is to you if people to whom this 1000-men fucking, public bathroom chick French-tonguing with tits out, webcam bragging, jetski guy slobbering, trashy tattoo donning, fake tits and nails loving, third rate Miss Bikini contestant, STD gifting thing IS a skank are `stupid`.

This, my dear, is a skank:

http://www.sportulromanesc.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nereida-gallardo1.jpg

For God's sake, she fucked Sergio Ramos AND Jay Kay from Jamiroquai. How much more proof do you need???

Don't forget the leopard-print towel. Perfect finishing skank touch.

That bitch is faker than Pamela, hole shit.

This girl is a real TRASH... but HOT... and have a Nice Fake Tits... Not exagerated like Pamela... but still a TRASH... This is the kind of girls that soccer players like...

Just Plug and Play... and when they get tired... change for another trash...

three words: FAKE FAKE FAKE.

get a grip...her boobs are very obviously FAKE and she has fat tights (you're waaayyy too easy!)

She's a pretty girl, and I also like that she's not scarily emaciated. Very nicely toned.

But really, did she have to go for the showgirl implants? Maybe her soccer star boyfriend can buy her a new pair, ones that don't look like they're about to pop, ones that sit maybe just a fraction lower on her chest.

What's with all the hating on implants? If they make a girl feel better about herself, why not, as long as she doesn't go overboard, like this woman has?

OPIUM MAR, Paseo Maritimo de la Barceloneta 34, BARCELONA?

I guess I'm one of the only guys on this site who likes fake breasts.

In other words, I'm one of the only straight men on this site.

Uhh hold on there Barry: I AM THE STRAIGHTEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE and I would worship every single inch of this gal's body if she gave me the opportunity. Ladies: THIS is the definition of HOT.

This site is perennially overrun by jealous tubby flat chested gargoyle be-atches who feel compelled to ruin the moment by bashing every single post that features a girl who is monumentally attractive to the opposite sex. Ladies: Stop the hating and start the treadmill. And every single time you think about stopping and getting off the treadmill and grabbing your drink bottle from your trusty gay friend who also posts disparaging remarks here about fake goobers just ignore that feeling, amp up the speed on that damn treadmill and start thinking long and hard about how to budget your money so you too can have a glorious chest like this!

P.S. - I took part of the summer off and now - coming back - I can see this place is STILL a haven for loser broads who worship their own belly fat and revel in their flat chested glory all the while being rooted on by their gay BFFs!

why is it so apparently terrifying for some of you on this site to deal with the fact that some people don't find poorly done implants sexy - and that some of those people are not fat ugly girls or gay men? can't you cope knowing that random strangers on the internet legitimately disagree with you? seriously, why do you need 100% support for what you think is hot? the vehement insistence that this girl should be attractive to all and sundry borders on pathological. frankly it makes some of you seem really closeted.

Barely Stearn has obviously not looked at previously posted links to pictures of this chick's face and will unfortunately soon find out the so-called "hot" subject of his horniness is actually a transsexual. I strongly urge him to find a support group to help him deal with his sexual confusion.

Also, Genevieve, all people with eyes can see this thing's face or implants are not hot. The ones that insist she is and everyone who disagrees must be fat/gay is actually just one person posting under several names to make himself think anyone actually agrees with him. (and to try to convince himself he doesn't have a tranny fetish).

why are her boobs so far apart

Who cares how plastic those are? She's HOT :D It's a bad boob job, to be sure, but that doesn't mean they're automatically unattractive. Anyway, I think the hottest parts of her are her belly and hip areas.

A distinction needs to be made between her body and her face. Is she hot? No. Parts of her are. In order to be hot, you need to have a hot body AND face. Unfortunately, she lacks the latter. Those links proved it.

Hey mang, what's up with that other hot Spanish babe sitting next to the trannyface model with implants? I wanna see her tits too.

PS: Da Man likes Neirida's nips though those babies point!

Ode to a Butterface:
Butterface, oh Butterface
I wish you would die
It’s really fukced up
To get my hopes up so high
With fukced up face – and bloodshot eyes
Hold the bag steady
So your face can’t scare the guys
Your body is banging, but your face makes me shout
Your front teeth are screaming “Let me the fukc out”
With Hair like brittle and breath like acid
You look like something
That crawled out of Lake Placid
That’s it for now
I have nothing else to say
Keep that face covered
It’s probably what killed Ray

I dont care if she has fake tits or not, shes hot as fuck.

her tits look bolted on

Forget about Nereida Gallardo, who is that other girl with her.

i'd hit it

Fuck all of you fat, whiney-bitch pigs hating on this gorgeous woman. Your husbands and boyfriends would fuck this woman right in front of you and then make YOU lick their cocks clean!

Dadgum! I think I might move to Spain, too!

Tranny lovers.

And yet another spread appears in The Sun today of this thing naked in the water. One of the pics is particularly funny, as it is jumping off a boat and the fake titties are desperately trying to defeat gravity.

those nipples could cut through steel!
oh my god!
sun-hot!

NICE! My friend recommended me a very interesting place """"""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""" If you’ve ever been there you will know what I mean….

What the freak ever... I'm a woman and I am envious of her body.... I don't think she looks like a man at all either. I'll take her body... But keep my face and my boobs... Nothing to hate on... Everyone is gorgeous in their own way... But this woman is FAR FAR FAR from fat, ugly or drag-queen-ish
The one thing she is though is very very skanky and classless.... But to each it's own... Her ex is a whore and he sought out another whore

This does not look like a drag queen to you???

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

HOT AS FUCK!!!

OMG! Bare breasts! And pointy nipples! I have never before seen them in my life and thus the writer's and the previous posters' hubbub over someone being half-naked is completely justified!

Anyone like to go motorboating?You know what I'm talking about.High five!