Aug 5 2008Nereida Gallardo is topless again

mmm... my daily dose of boobs. It's magically delicious!

BOOOOOOOOBBBIIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!

She looks just like my Uncle Freddy. I remember when he used to take me out fishing on his boat

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

the things i'd eat out of her ass

Is it just me, or do her boobs look like two completely different sizes?

Hey #1, you must mean your daily dose of silicone --

Somebody tell her not to raise her arms when she's topless. What hacks - they went in under her breasts and left big scars. Nice technique...if it were 1970...

The nipples... they follow me around where ever I walk in the room... real fucking freaky...

mmm... my daily dose of silicone. It's scientifically delicious!

"Is it just me, or do her boobs look like two completely different sizes?"

It's not you, it's the jacked up boob job.

Fuck you Nereida. I'm in fucking school full time and I work fucking full time and if I had any fucking free time I would fucking love to be on a yacht in some fucking hot spot but since I don't have any fucking money I guess I will just eat some more fucking ice cream so fuck your physical fitness.. Fuck I bet she's fucking stupid and lazy.

you can practically sees the outline of the silicone,,,she wouldve been way hotter natural...

As far as the speeks go, I'd take mommy-thong over walleyed-grapefruits. But I fear neither is good with the scrub brush, and my maid is so YOUNG and hot and grateful...

THE RIGHT SILICON IS BIGGER THAN THE LEFT ONE...

VERY NICE.......

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I'm super horny, I'd eat her ass, and then fuck it

This Bimb would be smoking if she didn't have those two grotesque fucking hard-ass mounds of silicone on her chest. Stupid fucking cunt.

@15, my god your right!!
you'd think the dr. might have done something about that.

i wonder if the dr. manufactured those nipple too....i think i wouldnt mind fake nipples

I think I can actually see the scars from the boob job. Sorry, but those things are not attractive. She's damaged goods. Natural is the way to go and she'd be freakin' hot that way.

She looks just like my Aunt Bertha

Then your Aunt Bertha had nice tits.....

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I hope she finds out she has advanced metastatic breast cancer, and that her fake boobs prevented early detection.

Thanks to the miracle of Viagra my penis was able to quickly recover from its Kim Kardashian workout and rebound for a dip with Nereida. Christ, what a Goddess.

Bless you Fish - an All-Star day my friend - kudos to you!

Who beats off to pictures on the Superficial when you can watch - for free - video clips of a nice deepthroat-puke-deepthroat-facial porno?

... and to all you jealous bitches and your bitchy hairdresser BFFs who bash this hot hot babe with your 'fake breasts bullshit": Fuck you one and all!

You forgot to include "all you guys who have seen a hot young girl with great natural breasts, naked"

I'm not saying that she is not hot..........because she is.......but if you look at her nipples in the last pic.......she could be one of those deadly "Femme Bots" from Austin Powers..........The left nip is aiming down and away....the right one is aiming up and in.

What about her poor friend in the green bathing suit who has to wait patiently for Nereida to finish posing and preening for the paparazzi? She wants to see those boobs again about as much as she wants to sucked into the inboard motor.

Her nips are uneven.

Jesus,

Does anyone on here know their fucking tit jobs?

Those puppies are saline. Since saline is less viscous than silicon, they have to pressurize the implant more so it holds it's shape and doesnt ripple all the time.

Silicon is much more natural looking, they have a nice teardrop effect when sitting upright. And they feel 10x better than saline.

But who gives a fuck, she's slammin'

Compared to a "normal" cellulite-packed American woman, Nereida is incredibly hot. Compared to European women, she's cheap and unattractive. It all depends on your standards.

Those thumbs are big enough to be used as a sundial.

Hasn't anyone told her it's impolite to point?

She'd have a slaming body if not for the botched up boob job. Hard face though.

Rogue Defecator Strikes Again

Recently College custodians discovered human feces spread on the stalls and toilets of a South Mass bathroom. While possibly an unfortunate accident, it was likely another deliberate effort to defecate in a place not intended for feces. Previously such incidents had appeared limited to the East Wheelock cluster [see TDR 3/11/05] but the escalation to South Mass has alarmed many. As a shocked Elizabeth Kim '07 told the Daily Dartmouth, "there's poop everywhere, and we don't know why." Shreya Patel '07, however, has had enough of the extra-toiletal feces, exclaiming that "I just want it to stop." So do we, Shreya, so do we.

I'd eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.

boo bees.

One boob looks bigger than the other..but I'd still hit that.

Seeing nude pictures of someone with implants is strange. They are so blatantly fake - shouldn't she be ashamed of her body, and the decision she's made?

I dunno, it just looks ridiculous to me.

Good idea. More women should do this as then breasts will become de-sexualized. If you see them everywhere and no big deal, then they won't be nearly as much of a sex object..

yecchhh!!!! I hate fake boobs. They look ridiculous. Such a shame, she was a beautiful girl.

yesss...i'm gonna lay my head right down next to my computer, take out my dick and start stroking it to these pics. thank you superficial for getting my dick so hard with these pictures. ahhhhh, i am stroking it, stroking it thinking about these great tits in my mouth, with my fingrs in her hot little cunt. this is the best site ever, so many tits, so much stuff to fap to. all you stupid bitches get off this site and let me jack it IN PEACE.

Yeah fish, when are you going to show us REAL NSFW pics? How about some bare puss? I never turn down a freebie...Ladies?

Fat, white, American girls take note:

Thin is in and you haven't convinced anyone that tramp stamps, big bellies and big mouths are desired over hot, thin, sexy, Latin women.

Put down the twinkies, turn off the TV, get on a tread mill and learn what being a sexy woman is once again you fat lazy slobs.

I'm not a guy or a gay girl, (and even if I was I'd still find this boring) so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. There are ten million billion sites on the internet that have pictures of tits. Who the fuck is Nereida Gallardo? How is this celebrity gossip? And why would anyone "jack it" to this when there's real porn to be had?

I am truly proud of her!

http://www.celebrifi.com

Can't imagine that ANYONE would find those ugly fake boobs attractive. You think you're cool drooling over this guinea pig? Naahhhh, you just come across as desperate.

Time to go grab a handful of REAL breasts.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I love all the comments about fake boobs being gross... speaking as a woman, its nice to know that there are men who appreciate the real thing. Makes me feel better :) Thanks guys :) xo

@48 Shotit

Well, I can imagine it because I would fuck her until her tits popped off...that's how attractive I find her. I don't like the feel or look of real breasts and I don't give a shit if it's celebrity gossip...THIS GIRL IS HOT! end of story. Now you all can go cry in your oatmeal or whatever fugly chicks like you do and leave grateful, venomhed and I to circle jerk.

Fat, white, American girls take note:

Thin is in and you haven't convinced anyone that tramp stamps, big bellies and big mouths are desired over hot, thin, sexy, Latin women.

Put down the twinkies, turn off the TV, get on a tread mill and learn what being a sexy woman is once again you fat lazy slobs.

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speak for yourself pendejo.....I'd rather have my fat chicks over this silicone horror show (damn that's a fucked up scar ) any old time of the day!

Fake Boobs

Ok we KNOW there fake, get over that aspect lol who am i kidding how can we get over that.... they dont look too great and who the heck goes topless to get revenge on their ex? seriously? he KNOWS what hes lost ... and now everyone gets to see them... wow that was clever!!! ???

Kudos to each and every guy who fessed up to being attracted to this hot piece of ass. I swear: Anyone and I mean anyone who would bash this OBVIOUSLY hot gal and her smokin' hot body should be sentenced to an eternity spinning discs with Samantha Ronson in Lesbianic Hell...

...and to all you dumbasses who come to this site and spout off about "fake" breasts and their desensitizing of nipples - you're all idiots as anyone with two eyeballs and a penis can obviously see that this gal's nipples look PLENTY sensitized to me!
For cryin' out loud you fat, flat chested, droopy tata'd losers: Put some $$$ together and take a dip in the deep end of the titty pool! You might actually find it appealing to have men, women, and yacht captains stare voraciously at your goob-goobs... Otherwise, shut the ^&#* up and help yourself to another bag of Doritos and keep your dumbass commentary to yourself or the other members of your support group! Frankly, I don't even know why you're here - shouldn't you all be cruising the eHarmony site and then bitching about your life to your closeted BFFs about the lack of "good men" ?!?

I'm with The Deacon #31 and Tommy Lasorda # 52 on this one.
To me - it looks like it could be some sort of 'inside job' - as they say in the industry. Broadcast in Europe. Presented to Japanese Parliament. That type of thing.
Cliff Notes : Always wondered about that 'Dolly Parton' though.

To the braying mindless beer-gut crowd: there are boob jobs that look natural and good, and boob jobs that look cheap and fake (like this girl's). Any man who is attractive to women knows the difference.

Actually I came back to comment on the 'Paris' Presidential bid' commercial.
WTF ? Where is that ? Paris every day for years - she does something somewhat intelligent/amusing - and she's gone ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Inside job ?
Binky : (Settle down Knee- don't you guys have any Olympic holidays or something?) Like where is that ? What's happened to this site? Tits' Ok, But 'Bikini Beach' every summer gets a bit lame when your country is in the crapper.
Cliff Notes : It IS called 'the Superficial' Bink.
Binky : Oh.

a boob job is supposed to enhance the breasts to make them look better. see that? BETTER. These look bad.
Just because it's silicone doesnt mean I'm going to drool and howl along with a pack of mindless 20 year old guys who squirt everytime they see any tits.
Some natural breasts are horror shows, so I'm afraid you can expect the same from altered ones as well.
These are just unatractive. A distraction, nothing more.
NEXT.

Jim's a closet case or a guy sporting a 1/2' pee-pee maker and needs desperately to attract his women by espousing his feminine side... Either way: A LOSER. Grow a set pal - who knows? You might actually grow to like the feeling of something swinging carefree in your boxers... Jesus what a douche.

Gr8 points all #59.
Knee is off for 'Olympic Week' over here in Hong Kong. Left me a short note.
"Will be back Monday. Inside job ?"
Not much new here.
How about you ? Arioch .... Inside job ? Having any problems with free collapse speed ? Molten metal in the ruins ? Richard Gage and his 'gravity/resistance /Newton nerd crew. That type of thing ?

Where can you go to get them without the stars?

Gr8 points all # 60. You seem like real 'intellectual.'
Inside job ?
( Knee I'd better be getting time and half for this)

Congress Brian. Congress.

time for some new boobs, fish. and by that i don't mean the same silicone ones. i mean boobs on a new GIRL.

night-night

damn, so much crap talk about it, i mean damn, shes half naked with big afke hot tits, does any of the rest of it really matter

#66
"...Does any of the rest of it really matter..."
Well. Ok.
So ...no offense...but are you American ?

I know of a great inside job: My dick in this whore's cunt. And no, none of the rest of it matters.

U American Jaysin ?
(just checkin' previous education type thing - no offense)

U American Jaysin ?

Well #68 Jaysin seems to have bailed as fast as any justice at Gitmo.
Cliff Notes : Whatever happened to the 'Land of the Free' - 'Home of the Brave ' Bink ?
Binky: Comedy isn't pretty Cliff. And - Houston - we've got a problem.

Im no doctor but I think if I was I would have no problem sedating her and then having sex with her. Im not sure how that relates to the pictures - Im just saying is all.

www.comedyhub.blogspot.com

Also,
I just looked at the pics again - girl is sporting an 8-head.

http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com

God those fake tits are so ugly and these bimbos that get them are always so fucking keen to get them out and flash them and they are just the ugliest things.
She'd be 100x more attractive natural.

Is it me, or is one smaller than the other? No, these aren't nice. I'm a chick who likes chicks, and i love me some boobies, but these boobies suck.

Fake or not... They are really enjoying the hot sun.

http://www.bestsextoysreview.com

This bitch needs to put a shirt on. You can tell she is so proud of her breasts, but they are hilarious. Different sizes, unnatural shapes. As it's been said here already, if she didn't have those implants, she'd look pretty good. When will women get over this implant bullshit? Smaller natural ones are always going to look better than a lumpy, hard ball of plastic.

Why is everyone focusing on just the fake boobs? I find it much more disturbing that she's such a butterface. How can chicks to this to us? Have such a slamming body and such a tranny face. it's very confusing to the penis.

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

@78

You don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire, son.

i can't believe so many guys read this website... do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

i can't believe so many guys read this website... do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

i can't believe so many guys read this website... do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

i can't believe so many guys read this website... do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

Meh, tits. I doubt she's going topless to piss off her ex though. It's the norm where my friends come from to be topless on beach even if you're girl.

We went on holiday recently to south of France and and most girls I saw was topless. Teens, mothers, and even grannies. It's just tits for god sake. Even if the girl is super hot, I don't find topless women hot unless they're engaging in sexual act.

@79 Can't help it...she reminds me of that video from Window Licker..

@84 Actually, when she was vacationing with Ronaldo she was never topless. Even covered her tits with towels when she changed into her bikini.
Now all of a sudden she nakek all the friggin' time AND slobbering down her ex on a jetski. A week after she was dumped. No coincidence there...it's typical female behaviour.

the right boob is bigger than the left one!!!!!!

Who are these people? You're like some gossip columnist from the 30's. 'And who's that long legged lassie strolling out of a stretch limousine? Why that's Lady McPherson of the West Egg McPhersons!' I like nudity as much as the next fellow, but it's no boost that this is the ex-girlfriend of some Spanish soccer star.

@80 jessica...

i hate 2 say it, but a website with pix of celebs without thieir tops on IS porn.

It's like a bolt on grapefruit on one side, and a cantaloupe on the other side. Still hot, but if you're gonna get them put in...why wouldn't you make sure they were the right size.

Yeah, anyone who spouts bullshit about being jealous or her tits look great, or blah blah, nonsense, get real. This bitch's tits look like shit, she is no one in the world of celebs and people who don't dig the way she looks are normal. Nuff said.

Idiots - Google her: You will find a collection of pictures of her put out by the England's "Sun" newspaper. Those titties are fabulous. Anybody who comes here and claims one side is bigger than the other or some other nonsensical bullshit is just flat out jealous or has never seen a pair of great tits in their life. Either way: You're pathetic. I also note no one had the usual big pair of balls to go into yet another desensitized nipple routine as you can clearly see that ain't a problem with this beautifal creature. For ^&*$'s sake: You're all so damn jealous or delusional you believe your own bullshit.

Actually I wish Fish WOULD refrain from these kinds of posts: I LOVE THEM but I am so freaking sick of reading the usual dipshit posts from the plastic surgeon wannabes and the flat chested fat tubs of shit who post in between slurps of their Haagen Daz I want to puke up my esophagus. Why don't you all go hug a tree or Hillary Clinton you bunch of hairy armpitted beatnik douchebags...
..and you Jessica - Learn to post ONCE you f*ckin' idiot and then your ad hoc advice to the group might mean something more than feminist bullshit meanderings...

The irony here, Barely Stearn, is that when people Google her they get to see her face. And that's the frightening part.

Found on Google:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

I'm scared.

#91, im not googling shit! I already spent precious morning time on this website, im not going to actually learn her name, open a new browser, type in google.com and look up her skanky ass...And maybe you can take some time off from your very sad life of googling unknown chicks all day long and posting long ass sexist comments on this website and take your own twinky lard ass out for a walk in the real world.

and who cares about the girl...fake boobs or whatever, its her business...her body is amazing and Id love to have it!!!!

Yeah, nothing says "hot" like a big incision scar where the implant was put in.

Big breasts ≠ sexy, unless you're 14 and have never touched a booby, or you're 40 and still live in your mother's basement.

That other chick must be lesbian, she can't stop looking at the fucked-up boobs LOL

These "things" are victoria buckham tennis-balls!!!
MONEY-BACK GUERANTEE?

Nothing gets me harder than seeing fake boobs the size of and round like cantalopes. I only get hotter as I admire the surgical cuts where the insertions happened. It is time to vomit.

That girl in the green bikini top is drooling over her gorgeous tits & is waiting for her to spread her legs

i wish i had tits like that

i wish i had tits like that

but you are BEAUTIFUL harriet.

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You batch of dumbasses: You idiots wouldn't know an incision scar from a zipper and you delight in using the word 'incision' as if you're Dr. Kildare scrubbing up for an operation. The only thing any of you is scrubbing up for is to stick your heads up each others' asses so you can be self-congratulatory douchebags high-fiving one another as you all "speed date" or spend countless hours at eHarmony reconstructuring your profile in the hope that you'll latch on to some desperate fat chick who "promises to lose the weight" when she gets the ring, or some 45 year old closet case who hasn't found the "right gal" yet. And as for you dumbass #94: Sorry you never learned how to simply right click you f*cking moron. Oh and F YOU!

104...why so angry????? go back to googling!!! you're wasting precious time on me, im a useless bag of lard...google and right-clicking awaits!!!!off with you!

@104 - dude you need a date. Your load is making you crazy.

...I want tits like that.....if I had spare change...or a can of pencils to sell...I's get tits like that....* pulling up sofa cushions.....lookin' for tit money*.

I think she's pretty in the face & her body is obviosuly off the chain! I feel sorry for her unfortunate boob-job though. The sexiest part about her is her lower tummy and that sexy tatt she has on her hip. MMM, Id lick it!

Jules (What the &*^# kind of name is that? Where's your beret, you douche?!)

It's simple you simpleton: I am sick and tired of having to enjoy my great topless pics in the company of people who VOLUNTARILY come here and then bash the proceedings and the folks who DO like to oggle great racks (REAL OR OTHERWISE!) - you know YOU WANT TO PAW that rack but your latent homosexuality or born again bullshit-o-meter has you feeling guilty so you do the whole "fake breasts/incision" bullshit routine... I mean *yawn* man: It is just so freaking tiresome already. Either get over it or get your ass outta' here. For chrissakes', you're the same guy who goes to a hockey game and is shocked and appalled that a fistfight breaks out on-ice. OR sits in the bleachers and then bellyaches when two drunks go at it...I mean WTF dude?! Were you born yesterday or is your browser only capable of getting ONE website...?

Deberian filmarla.... quisiera ver un video de semejante delantera....

i wish my girfriend had tits like that... i would be happier

#109........

Jules = Julia....Im a girl. Girls do come visit this website. You know, the ones who are actually self-confident and dont really get offended at the hilariousness that ensues from the posts :)

1. I dont care if she has fake boobs or not. I never looked close enough to check if they're fugly or not, from afar they look great. 2. I said I love her body. 3. I said i dont care in general.

I just love your intensely long, presumptuous comments about everything and everyone...The fact you thought I was a french homosexual guy says a lot..Wishful thinking perhaps? HA!

Her friend better make sure she doesn't get her eyes poked.

I think she has an amazing body! I'm a girl who likes her men, but I can admit when another girl is smoking. I also don't see a scar (perhaps I didn't look hard enough...) and I think her boobs look good. I didn't know people were so picky about fake breasts!

@Barely Stearn - Ohhh, did i offend you?? Then you must be one of the pathetic losers I'm talking about. Go get a life, you'll sound happier and btw, sorry for the late response I was traveling. hahah pathetic~

swoon! this is one smokin' hot chick

In photo 1 you can see some scarring under the left boob. But who cares. It is quite obvious that Nereida is very pleased with her boobs and Nereida's "bosom friend" seems to be enjoying the view too. Women can admire other women too without your psyco-analysis #99. I like photo 8 - very relaxed, lovely body, lovely smile and high bosom.

I love this site, I love these boobies, and I love enlarging them to see without the stars in front... yippee