Aug 29 2008Michael Lohan gets one-hour special to 'expose Dina Lohan'
After getting his nuts kicked in on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's blog, Michael Lohan has magically acquired a one-hour TV special where he'll 'expose' ex-wife Dina Lohan who he claims is the one that told him Samantha Ronson is writing a tell-all book. Of course, Michael can't say what network his "special" is on, or when it will air, but believe him, it's the real deal. TVGuide.com has the exclusive:
"I have it all on tape — all recorded, time and date-stamped," he said. "You will hear it all. I have 101 text messages between Lindsay and I, and I have about 60 tape recordings of Dina."
Because of contractual agreements, Lohan cannot specify the name of the special or on what network it will air, but insisted it is "definitely" happening.
"It might be broken up into parts, but it's going to be done," he said. "These lies have to stop. She can't say all these things to me and when I try to address it, deny everything. Dina's a hypocrite and I'm tired of it." "I've never taken or earned one penny from my daughter. Meanwhile, all the people around her, including her mother, are earning money off of her," he said. "They want publicity. They're there for self-serving reasons. I didn't have my own reality TV show."
'I didn't have my own reality TV show.' And look what whining got you. I guarantee this special, if it exists, will run at one a.m. against an episode of Family Guy where Peter makes a non-sequitur reference to the 80s, so you know what I'll be watching that night: Porn.
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1. FIRST - August 29, 2008 11:23 AM
FIRST
2. sixpack - August 29, 2008 11:25 AM
....does anybody care about this?? More boobs!
3. FIRST - August 29, 2008 11:25 AM
I LOVE U BETHANY
4. Joe - August 29, 2008 11:28 AM
yeah whatever
Best headline this morning:
"McCain Taps Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin" by ABC news. That old dog, didn't know he still had it in him...
5. FIRST - August 29, 2008 11:30 AM
i heard mccain has a big ding dong
6. Wendy - August 29, 2008 11:31 AM
#4 -- I saw that too. She's attractive, too, for her age and 5 kids and actually doing something with her life. I bet Cindy McCain already flushed the Viagra.
7. FIRST - August 29, 2008 11:34 AM
john mccain and boobies are irrelevant
8. rough daddy - August 29, 2008 11:40 AM
this guy is some peace of work! lol who tape conversations between his familly to sell it to the tabloids,,,is anyone interested in lindsay lohand beside seeing occasional pics of her being drunk or with that pete dorothy look alike!
9. kevTHA - August 29, 2008 11:53 AM
BOTH her parents are the reason i momentarily have sympathy for lindsay lohan on a few rare occassions
10. Smile's Friend - August 29, 2008 11:58 AM
EVERYONE WHO POSTS BEFORE AND AFTER ME LIKES THE BROWN SAUSAGE RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN.
11. FIRST - August 29, 2008 12:00 PM
#10 im veg u douche
12. Smile's Friend - August 29, 2008 12:03 PM
#11 HAHA! YOU LIKE THE VEGETARIAN BROWN SAUSAGE. IT SMELLS JUST AS BAD.
13. FIRST - August 29, 2008 12:08 PM
the person above me is an idiot and has no common sense whatsoever
14. barack scratcher obama - August 29, 2008 12:09 PM
hi i am a nise boy who enjoys the lohans.
15. barack scratcher obama - August 29, 2008 12:09 PM
hi i am a nise boy who enjoys the lohans.
16. barack scratcher obama - August 29, 2008 12:09 PM
hi i am a nise boy who enjoys the lohans.
17. FIRST - August 29, 2008 12:10 PM
back to relevancy.......... does this website make my virtual ass look BIG?!
18. barack scratcher obama - August 29, 2008 12:10 PM
hi i am a nise boy who wants 2 set the lohans on fire cuz they r gingers ok.
19. Smile's Friend - August 29, 2008 12:12 PM
#13 WOW! YOU EAT A LOOOOOT!!! LUCKILY I ATE A BIGGIE SMALLS BREAKFAST AT JUNIOR'S THIS MORNING. *squeezes out some more*
20. barack scratcher obama - August 29, 2008 12:12 PM
ya ur a lard ass i am sry.
call jenny craig.
21. Melissa - August 29, 2008 12:13 PM
What a pud. I actually feel bad for Linds. My father is another one of those scum-sucking bastards that feeds off his children and whore-ish women. Maybe they can jump off the Brooklyn Bridge together and do the fuckin world a favor.
22. FIRST - August 29, 2008 12:14 PM
OMFGF you ignorant JACKASS
BIGGIE SMALLS WAS LEGEND
DONT DISS ON MY DEAD HOMIES AIGHT
ILL BURY YOUR DUMB ASS 6 FEET UNDA [alive]
23. dude_on - August 29, 2008 12:28 PM
Nothing like getting your own special (and payoff) to disclose personal communication between your ex and daughter, in an effort to prove once and for all that you do not financially benefit from them - brilliant strategy.
24. dina hater - August 29, 2008 12:52 PM
Good for him...I can't stand that B!TCH Dina...she's a tramp and a horrible excuse for a parent...and I want her to stop taking credibility for her daughters career.
She needs to go back into the garbage where she belongs.
25. Smile - August 29, 2008 1:33 PM
I want more Heidi Montag !!!! I love you Heidi!
26. Matthew - August 29, 2008 1:55 PM
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo an expose on the parting mom!
27. ramona putz - August 29, 2008 2:18 PM
I wish this cockroach would just crawl away somewhere and disappear.
He's on my list of future graves to piss on.
28. lilo - August 30, 2008 2:24 PM
This man is an ASS, he needs to go and fuck himself!
29. wretew - September 1, 2008 11:17 PM
Nothing is a surprise..some magazines reported he used a celebs-dating club'Sea rchingM illionaire.c o m' to seek love. Not sure of the result. It's said it's common to meet celeb-rities on that site..
30. romanticos - October 16, 2008 10:28 AM
Who is he?