Aug 28 2008Michael Jackson used to be black
Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That's right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed to look like. So, I dunno what Samuel L. Jackson is doing to himself, but it can't be healthy.
Thanks to Abbi who tricked me into thinking this was Katie Holmes. Ha! I know where you live...
EDIT: Added a computer-generated pic of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50 if he had never met Elizabeth Taylor and decided "Holy poop, I just found the perfect look." Thanks to James.

Reader Comments
1. Monica - August 28, 2008 4:31 PM
You know you'd hit it.
2. Deacon Jones - August 28, 2008 4:32 PM
Wow, I'm getting old.
3. Danklin24 - August 28, 2008 4:33 PM
Lmao that Katie Holmes thing was amazing.
4. Gar - August 28, 2008 4:34 PM
poor boy
5. Lola - August 28, 2008 4:34 PM
Is this a man or an anorexic woman? Either way, U.G.L.Y
To think, I used to masturbate to this pedophile's "BAD" album... Sad, sad shame. He's still the man though and one of the best performers around... Minus all the boy loving and "secret rooms".... lol
6. mike jones - August 28, 2008 4:35 PM
yea no matter how fucked up he looks hes still god
7. rough daddy - August 28, 2008 4:36 PM
what the fuck hahaha
8. p0nk - August 28, 2008 4:40 PM
what's black on the inside, white on the outside and comes in little cans?
9. rough daddy - August 28, 2008 4:42 PM
if he gets hit by a door its over!
10. Mikey - August 28, 2008 4:44 PM
Correction...Michael Jackson used to be HUMAN. Hey, what the fuc...I got some PJ's like that!
11. jess - August 28, 2008 4:45 PM
i thought that was a wax figure at madame tussands....
12. MM - August 28, 2008 4:45 PM
My Grandmother wants her sunglasses back.
13. sdi - August 28, 2008 4:47 PM
PYT.
14. BlackBanana - August 28, 2008 4:50 PM
I loved him on Nip/Tuck.
15. rough daddy - August 28, 2008 4:51 PM
you know? hes the first celebrity to use vitro be a father! he is a pioneer after all!
16. pants921 - August 28, 2008 4:59 PM
Is he wearing his shoes on the wrong feet?
17. Old man he is - August 28, 2008 5:03 PM
Father Time has grabbed this freak hard. He looks tired and weak and I hope he dies in agony. He is a child molester and should actually have been beaten to death like 15 years ago or whenever.
He is physically declining and won't be alive much longer I would venture.
Moon walking little faerie. Yeah that was soooooo cool, a guy dancing like a wack fag.
18. simplicity - August 28, 2008 5:04 PM
he was the man at one point.. now... not so much.
19. schmuck on wheels - August 28, 2008 5:07 PM
The missing link?
20. SqueakyWheel - August 28, 2008 5:08 PM
Looks like Janice Dickinson in drag (is that an oxymoron?)
21. missywissy - August 28, 2008 5:10 PM
Should say "Michael Jackson used to be a 'man' " He's been white for a long time. However, if he had breasts and shaved down the Ricky Martin chin, he would totally pass as a chick.
And by the way, anybody in here going on about how wonderful he is, this guy is a pedaphile and DON'T FORGET IT.
22. Randal - August 28, 2008 5:13 PM
Even after all you've been through Michael over the years, you're still the King of Pop and no one has come even close to your legendary status since you broke out with Billy Jean.
Color of our skin is not what matters but rather, who and what we are within. You Michael, are a living example of the good many people in the world need to embrace.
You are the man in the mirror all other men wish they could be.
Randal
23. cbs16 - August 28, 2008 5:25 PM
@16
Yes....yes he is. He is indeed wearing his shoes on the wrong feet.
24. Nathiest - August 28, 2008 5:32 PM
No thanks really you can keep him we don't want him on our side please take him back.
25. sharpeidude - August 28, 2008 5:35 PM
Where's John Hinckley Jr. when you need him most? This has-been pedophile looney fuck should be sitting in Pelican Bay picking the broom handle splinters out of his ass; not out porking little boys and planning his fucking 50th birthday! Please, please God; just let him slip-up one more time and get caught trying to turn out a 4th grader.
26. sheila - August 28, 2008 5:36 PM
It's call vitiligo! Google it once, educate yourself some.
27. jeramey - August 28, 2008 5:39 PM
wow, this guy is still alive?
28. Bigo - August 28, 2008 5:41 PM
He must wear pyjamas because he likes to think that it's bed time all the time when he sees children!!
29. JIMBO - August 28, 2008 5:42 PM
I'D HIT THAT, REPEATEDLY.
30. Lola - August 28, 2008 5:52 PM
#22 you're such a flaming fag dude.... I believe you were one of MJ's little boytoys.... Did he call you bubbles Randy? HA.... But I totally agree with you on everything OTHER than the good example that others should follow... If that's the case, all his fans are pedophiles just like him.
The rest of your comments are totally on the fag tip though so you're on your own with that buddy boy
31. Anonymous - August 28, 2008 6:12 PM
Randal has been to one too many of Wacko's "sleepovers".
32. Maggie - August 28, 2008 6:43 PM
Gross.
33. Lynz - August 28, 2008 7:13 PM
It's a girl!
34. JPRichardson - August 28, 2008 7:53 PM
For those of us who remember the peak of MJ's career, this picture is painful.
And funny, in a painful way. He is truly agonizing.
35. NY Ted - August 28, 2008 10:04 PM
The KING of FREAKS is still the KING FREAKOID of the highest order on earth! He likes to wear the jamies...this way he can pull them down in a second to fuck his little boys up their little tight bum holes...all I can say is he better not be in Vegas when I'll be there in 2 weeks. Glad I don't stay at FAGGOT HOLLYWOOD!
36. sicasso - August 28, 2008 10:12 PM
Michael Jacksoin was never a God, a genius, an amazing performer, super-talented, or any of that bullshit. He was and always has been a clown masquerading as this "King of Pop" person. But, clearly, this King was overthrown long ago, unmasked as a psychologically devastated idiot-boy, and left to wither in a sea of his own delusion. Again, the cycle of Life and Death cannot reclaim this mistake soon enough. Looks like he could fall off a toilet and fracture his spine anyway, since he's trying to make the Auschwitz Diet popular in his fairy tale world.
37. sicasso - August 28, 2008 10:13 PM
Michael Jackson was never a God, a genius, an amazing performer, super-talented, or any of that bullshit. He was and always has been a clown masquerading as this "King of Pop" person. But, clearly, this King was overthrown long ago, unmasked as a psychologically devastated idiot-boy, and left to wither in a sea of his own delusion. Again, the cycle of Life and Death cannot reclaim this mistake soon enough. Looks like he could fall off a toilet and fracture his spine anyway, since he's trying to make the Auschwitz Diet popular in his fairy tale world.
38. ME - August 28, 2008 10:37 PM
WE are ALL GOD
39. bootlips - August 28, 2008 11:04 PM
I can't knock the guy. If I were black and rich I'd spend my money trying to be white.
40. Randal must be hunted down and dissected - August 28, 2008 11:15 PM
Randal dude, what the fuck kind of medicine had Mary Poppins been putting in there with all that sugar? I think you are insane to tell you the truth. A keen eye for fashion and a blatant disregard for morality. Imbalanced I would say.
I think you would have kind words for Hitler. You know, since he was famous and all.
41. Wannabe Wigger - August 29, 2008 1:00 AM
38. "God is dead." - Nietzsche.
"Nietzsche is dead." - God
It's ironic that a famous Negro is trying to be a reclusive Wigger.
42. darkmorcel - August 29, 2008 2:29 AM
holy moses ! he's like a sick action figure !
43. neitu - August 29, 2008 3:08 AM
I'd hit it. Then keep driving with it stuck to my wildshield.
44. Randal - August 29, 2008 3:48 AM
I love bubble baths and long walks in the beach at night. I like to wear fishnet stockings and red lipstick whenever I go out.
Randal
45. Randal - August 29, 2008 4:02 AM
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
46. Macaulay Culkin's Anus - August 29, 2008 4:10 AM
Michael, I miss you, please call me back!
47. blanket - August 29, 2008 4:17 AM
Dear Daddy:
Why is your pee pee standing up straight?
48. TheMirrorAintAsFriendly - August 29, 2008 4:20 AM
Considering the way he has looked in the past he looks great there! Granted much better pre the many plastic surgeries, but still, great. Much better than in other recent outings.
49. Avi - August 29, 2008 6:27 AM
In all fairness, this is probably the best I have seen the guy look in years! at least he looks real!
50. Amber Dextrose - August 29, 2008 6:55 AM
I still stand by my theory that this Is in fact Katie Holmes (or at least will be soon) in a cunning trick by Tom Cruise.
At the point when no one can tell the difference they can safely be swapped, leaving TC2LTC and Katie to play with the Bubbles in Neverland.
51. ?! - August 29, 2008 7:35 AM
What is wrong with you people?
He's not trying to be white, he has VITILIGO, which causes the pigment of the skin to slowly dissapear.
52. kimi - August 29, 2008 8:14 AM
No matter how he looks,he is and will be the greatest pop singer ever.
53. T-bag - August 29, 2008 8:46 AM
No matter how he looks, he is and will be the greatest pedophile ever.
54. DillyDazz - August 29, 2008 10:02 AM
Back off people, MJ legacy will go on forever.
55. DillyDazz - August 29, 2008 10:03 AM
Back off people, MJ legacy will go on forever.
56. DillyDazz - August 29, 2008 10:06 AM
Back off people, MJ legacy will go on forever.
57. gia - August 29, 2008 10:39 AM
michael jackson died after thriller because he certainly hasn't been seen since!
58. gerard Vandenberg - August 29, 2008 10:41 AM
60 percent of his clothes are!!
59. fox - August 29, 2008 10:46 AM
Talk all the trash you want I still love listening to his amazing songs, especially Billy Jean and Beat IT
60. Jupiter Girl - August 29, 2008 1:41 PM
He looks like a black GEORGE CLOONEY!
61. Jupiter Girl - August 29, 2008 1:41 PM
He looks like a black GEORGE CLOONEY!
62. NVG - August 29, 2008 2:39 PM
I still like his songs.
It's sad to think that he once was on top of the world, and to think that we placed him on that throne.
Now that he's fallen, we pile mud on his face.
Somehow, we must admit that part of what he's become is our fault. He was given too much and he didn't know what to do with it.
63. joey cantalopes - August 29, 2008 4:09 PM
#62 is a retarded SOB and a bigger douchebag than Randal
64. amazed&confused - August 30, 2008 12:09 AM
Hey, you made a mistake. That's a photo of a seventy year old white lady.
65. chamberofhorors - August 30, 2008 3:47 AM
pinocchio watch your back! Ha! and your little woody... Yikes!
66. Fashion Police - August 30, 2008 11:07 AM
The only people that should be seen in public wearing pajamas are people that have just been discharged from the hospital and are just going to go home and flop into bed anyway, or young girls in Middle School that wake up late and need to catch the bus.
Michael is just a discusting pedophile.
67. Frybread - August 30, 2008 2:19 PM
He would have looked normal and not like an old, white lady, but he would still have that squeaky-high voice.
68. Moave - August 31, 2008 8:40 AM
Ha ha! This computer-generated picture is really funny. He looks really old on this manipulated pic. So if I look his other and older brothers my friends I must to tell ya your thoughts or imagination about how he could look without any operation is really pretty *****. His father looks much better at now then he on this photoshoped pic.:)
Anyway you must to correct the picture because you missed some details James. Yes, his skin. White. Like a paper with spots.
Yes my friend I was lucky to saw him. I saw his face. He is okay. Totally. His skin is white really and light. And I saw dark areas near to his ear. It is everything just not funny. Sad, really.
He is a cool guy. And for me normal like you and like me. He is normal on his way.
I wish just the best for him.
And he gone to there in a pajama pants. Funny.:) I would give him some fashion advice but much better to see it than to see that some people dare to walk on the street without any clothes or having sex in front of people and kids.
Let's just think about it.
69. Moave - August 31, 2008 8:40 AM
Ha ha! This computer-generated picture is really funny. He looks really old on this manipulated pic. So if I look his other and older brothers my friends I must to tell ya your thoughts or imagination about how he could look without any operation is really pretty *****. His father looks much better at now then he on this photoshoped pic.:)
Anyway you must to correct the picture because you missed some details James. Yes, his skin. White. Like a paper with spots.
Yes my friend I was lucky to saw him. I saw his face. He is okay. Totally. His skin is white really and light. And I saw dark areas near to his ear. It is everything just not funny. Sad, really.
He is a cool guy. And for me normal like you and like me. He is normal on his way.
I wish just the best for him.
And he gone to there in a pajama pants. Funny.:) I would give him some fashion advice but much better to see it than to see that some people dare to walk on the street without any clothes or having sex in front of people and kids.
Let's just think about it.
70. Moave - August 31, 2008 8:43 AM
Ha ha! This computer-generated picture is really funny. He looks really old on this manipulated pic. So if I look his other and older brothers my friends I must to tell ya your thoughts or imagination about how he could look without any operation is really pretty *****. His father looks much better at now then he on this photoshoped pic.:)
Anyway you must to correct the picture because you missed some details James. Yes, his skin. White. Like a paper with spots.
Yes my friend I was lucky to saw him. I saw his face. He is okay. Totally. His skin is white really and light. And I saw dark areas near to his ear. It is everything just not funny. Sad, really.
He is a cool guy. And for me normal like you and like me. He is normal on his way.
I wish just the best for him.
And he gone to there in a pajama pants. Funny.:) I would give him some fashion advice but much better to see it than to see that some people dare to walk on the street without any clothes or having sex in front of people and kids.
Let's just think about it.
71. Tak - September 1, 2008 2:18 AM
Happy birthday michael! i still love him anyway^_^
72. Nikky Raney - September 3, 2008 11:05 AM
awww poor thing
73. mj still rox - September 4, 2008 5:35 PM
Why is everyone always saying something negative about him?He was acquitted of all charges,which means they didn't have any proof,which means he didn't do anything wrong,which means he's still the greatest artist alive,which means all of u are haters,which means some bored ignorant fool will respond to this message with some lame comeback.No one seems to realize that he had a skin disease called vitiligo and had to get it lightened because of that.He also broke his nose once and had to get two rhinoplasties to correct it.
BAM! you got nothing
score 1 for me!!
lol NEXT!!
74. christine mae hernandez - September 20, 2008 5:31 AM
hello i hope you to see me in the philippines im christine mea hernandez i love you very much be carefull...
75. Shiri - January 22, 2009 6:46 PM
He looks like he needs to eat a couple Double Whoppers with cheese.
76. Michael Jackson - June 4, 2009 5:45 AM
He is black or white ?who cares.
He is alive and kicking !
www.mjo2game.com
77. jessica - June 22, 2009 4:54 PM
michael jackson was the best of the best still is but i like him better black!
78. Rob - June 25, 2009 7:48 PM
Michael Jackson died today... RIP
79. JMC - July 3, 2009 4:31 PM
RIP Michael Jackson....You didn't get the respect you deserved while you were alive...You'll always be the one n only King of Pop...
Hopefully you're in a far better place now....
I'm sorry for the pain people put you through....God Bless the Jackson family and Michael's children during this time,,,,
Love always,
JMC