Aug 27 2008Matthew McConaughey's mom is goddamn insane

Uggh ..... Is she trying to say her son is hung? That's kinda' f'ed up.

Old people sex.

Ew. Ew. and ewwwww.

First...And that's gross.

Bwahahaha, funniest shit I've read in a long time :)
ps- I refuse to note that I'm FRIST

Yeah, that's pretty fucking insane.....

No wonder he turned out like he did.

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What the... Why would... Oh, nevermind. Next.

Old balls and all, that is the way I want to go out..

Nelson Rockefeller died the same way.

Coming and going at the same time.

May we all pass that way...

Say "old man's wiener" three times fast and tell me you don't get aroused.

This is enough reason to take your kids out of California schools.

AB 2567 (Leno) Homosexual State Holiday

This legislation will declare May 22 Harvey Milk Day in California. A homosexual activist from San Francisco, Milk is revered by homosexual as a "civil rights" leader for their community. Homosexual activists intend to use Harvey Milk Day to force school children to celebrate his life and learn more about homosexuality.

Well that explains a lot.

Ted, that is why I moved out of California. Freaking homos, liberals and illegals can have the place. Arnold turned out to be a closet liberal and a huge disapointment.

I wonder if Kay is looking for a new boyfriend? Any woman at her age who can still get it wet is OK by me!

She fucked him to death?!

Who is the smoking hot piece of ass in that photo?

No, not Matt's mom, the other broad.

you mean it turned out that the terminator isn't an excellent politician? wtf

Sweaty old people with gray hair and wrinkly skin rubbing up against each other. Did she take her dentures out when sucking his gift?

She went on to say, "and the guest were so impressed when Jim's special gift held the tent up during his own wake, it was fun for the whole family".

#14 - That would be Matthew's baby's momma. Camila Alves. Tasty isn't she.

I can't think of a better way to go...except maybe while doing someone better looking!

That is fucking disgusting

Was Jim buried with HIS favorite set of bongos? Enquiring minds want to know...

Was his corpse able to teabag the EMT or am I being inappropriate...?

I'd teabag HER whilst the EMT played the bongos in the background...it's quite sexy you know...

Harvey Milk day is wrong. So wrong. I would have to homeschool my child if I lived in California. I don't have a problem with gays (why should I unless they were directly effecting me in some way), but forcing children to learn about homosexuality is completely wrong. It's bad enough the public education system force sex education. It's embarassing for the students to have to sit next to their classmates while issues like these are discussed. Private matters such as sex should be discussed at home. If my child wants to know what gay means, then that should be up to me to discuss it with her, not public education teachers. I'm sure some of them handle the topic beautifully, but they need to get all of this shit out of our schools and focus on abilities that will enable our children to get good jobs, to teach how to have healthy relationships with all people, and to be upstanding citizens.

Your little boys will be drinking my milk soon

No wonder he's not sure whether he wants fish or sausage.

Big deal, for decades the Catholic priests have been doing their own Harvey Milk Day celebrations at their boys schools. People who preach about "family values" are always arrogant hypocrites.

Whoa Frist. Who said anything about Catholics? Catholics can't preach in public schools, so why should we make kindergarten kids learn about the "gay lifestyle", what ever that means. If some dude wants to let another dude stick is cock up his ass, that is up to them. But it is not up to the public schools to tell my kids it is OK.

laughing my fucking ass off....coolest way to die ever. no better way to die then while in the midst of busting a nut...awesome

"But it is not up to the public schools to tell my kids it is OK."

Sure it is, if a majority of taxpaying voters think so. Conservatives love to talk about freedom and democracy, but what they really want - so obvious here - is theocracy. So yeah, Frist is right, let's let the religious leaders run the schools, but we have to pick one group - how about the Catholics? That should ensure that homosexuality is banished (well, except for after-school trips to Father Boyreamer's office...).

Can someone please explain the connection between old man balls and homosexuality in California..................oh, nevermind.

Does anybody think that his mother looks a little like Cloris Leachman??

you know something about old women? their love holes stay intact even if everything else get wrinkly and gray!!!

Funny you people saying you are glad to not live in California. We are glad you dont live here too.

I cant stand the liberal pansies myself, and as long as the gays arent grabbing my ass who gives a shit? But choose bumfuck USA in the midwest somewhere over the California Coast? hahaha, obviously you havent been here.

Back to the beach, its 85° (again) - cya.

@ #8 Quote: "Coming and going at the same time."
Why don't I think of lines like that? LOL
She amazes herself? This does explain a LOT.

I wonder if he had rigor mortis...

what the hell is up with that picture? what's that gargoyle-guy doing there?

that's seriously fucked up. that woman needs to be put away

In honor of ol' Jim I'd love to pass along my gift and titty pop that hot old gal... BUT: Only with the proviso that if I pass right in the middle of the act the broad must have the common decency to not expose my micro penis to assorted EMTs and neighbors.

Outraged though we may all be, you all got to admit that her material is FAR better than the crap being spouted by Britney's mom in her bullshit book.

If I ever move to Cali it'll be BECAUSE of the strong liberal presence there. You conservative homo-hating nazis make me sick.

@23 I'm also thinking of homoschooling my children.

@28...Agreed...good way to go. But NOT fucking that old witch of a hag. One look at that face and the dead would even run & hide! If you have to go fucking...it better be on top of some 21 year old blue-eyed babe that models Victoria Secret....!!!

Gigidy...gigidy...gigidy....OHHHHH YEAH...!!!

why is there some unholy demon arm emerging from the brunettes stomach and giving the thumbs up to momma mcconaughey's right tit??

That's the way I want to go, with some guy's balls in my ass!!

non-taxpayers also get to vote, you idiot. and freedom is about individual freedoms, not the freedom of the majority to impose their will on the minority.

you liberal homo-sucking nazis keep screwing your brothers but keep it to yourselves

LOL! Have a close look at her in that picture. Her partial denture has come away from the gumline! LOL!!

One would think Moneybags McConaughey could shout the old girl a few tooth implants, surely.

Right on !!!!

But I can't help but wonder what kind of complex that would give ya. !) You think your the hottest shit to ever happen to mankind. 2) Fear of offing every guy you fuck......hhmmmmm...what a fucking mind trip.....

@ FRIST: before Harvey Milk Day (the official and unofficial Catholic version) there was Valentines Day. Somewhere near the Vatican, a herd of goats take a collective sigh of relief.

And Mr. If-Thine-Eye-Be-Single's Mom looks like Cloris Leachman.

That's his *MOM*?? I thought it was Chloris Leachman!

She looks like she's got more charisma in her little finger than the whole of your average looking bimbo brigade.

Bet she fucks better too

In my mind I'm teabagging this hot old fossil even as I type this...

since when is your life book-worthy purely from having a famous kid? These parents that think they are famous for spawning someone famous really fuck me off.

jeez, i'm sure the last thing matthew wants to read about is his mom's sex life. as for harvey milk day, well what do you expect, its california[soon to be mexifornia] and i'm waiting for the day it slides into the pacific. as for the homosexual movement, first we had to tolerate it [which i did] then accept it [which i also did] now we have to rejoice in it [which i will not do.] as for the catholic priests, well i was a victim of one of them and there is nothing funny about that happening to a child, even the money i got didn't help with the depression i feel to this day. i find liberals the most tolerant people, unless you don't agree with them, which is when the name calling starts. todays liberals remind me of the nazi party, neither group accepts opinons that are not in agreement with theirs,

jeez, i'm sure the last thing matthew wants to read about is his mom's sex life. as for harvey milk day, well what do you expect, its california[soon to be mexifornia] and i'm waiting for the day it slides into the pacific. as for the homosexual movement, first we had to tolerate it [which i did] then accept it [which i also did] now we have to rejoice in it [which i will not do.] as for the catholic priests, well i was a victim of one of them and there is nothing funny about that happening to a child, even the money i got didn't help with the depression i feel to this day. i find liberals the most tolerant people, unless you don't agree with them, which is when the name calling starts. todays liberals remind me of the nazi party, neither group accepts opinons that are not in agreement with theirs,

jeez, i'm sure the last thing matthew wants to read about is his mom's sex life. as for harvey milk day, well what do you expect, its california[soon to be mexifornia] and i'm waiting for the day it slides into the pacific. as for the homosexual movement, first we had to tolerate it [which i did] then accept it [which i also did] now we have to rejoice in it [which i will not do.] as for the catholic priests, well i was a victim of one of them and there is nothing funny about that happening to a child, even the money i got didn't help with the depression i feel to this day. i find liberals the most tolerant people, unless you don't agree with them, which is when the name calling starts. todays liberals remind me of the nazi party, neither group accepts opinons that are not in agreement with theirs,

you know what they say?
THE OLDER THE HORNIER!!

Look at that picture.

WTF is up with the black cloth umbilical-Donnie Darko thing going on there between the estrogen factories?

@ hammer, more like Cindy McCain to me.

Cloris

You made me laugh out loud at work. This is the funniest post ever! I love you!

You think the old are loathsome, but you merely project your own fear of dying onto them. Whistling in the graveyard ... Soon you will know.

I made a stinky.

Plus she shoots those black things out of her stomach. Look at her. She's sucking the life force out of his girlfriend.

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.. I'm gonna be laughing my ass off on the train ride home to work..people are going to think I'm nuts. I still cant stop laughing..

yo , all guys wanna go out with a bang or a boner but reguideless of it all if my was to write a book talking how my dad while on top of is kinda wrong but yo if that how they roll!!!!!!!! MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO!!!!

All these rich motherfuckers are all retrobates. They will all burn in hell. In Nomonie Satanas!

batshit crazy does not even begin to describe this family, the son with his creepily short arms which are in direct proportion to his talent, and granma looks like she as someone noticed is sucking the life force out of the unborn child, as for the girlfriend i give them a year before we hear the old grown apart but we will still remain friends and raise our child together bullshit. but hey miss alves done hit the child support lottery, now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger, but she aint messin with no broke.........

She is the shit for saying that......he has a cool mom!