Aug 15 2008Lindsay Lohan's friends: 'She'll never quit the penis'

Suck my fetid cunt juices

...They already said they weren't lesbians.

num num nummy

A Shot At Love w/ Lindsay Lohan

Man, this is gonna get ugly. Sam seems straight-up looney.

Not that Samantha Ronson even vaguely resembles a woman anyway...this hardly even qualifies as a gash crash.

Ofcourse she won't, no girl in her right mind would

i love it when it says "or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
OTHER GUYS means sam is 1 guy!

You people say what you want, but she is the one dipping into Lindsay's honeypot every night and you're not.

lindsay lohan has the strangest shaped legs... she's pretty thin, yet her inner thighs are all squished together as if she were overweight. it's unfortunate, really.

Once a girl chokes down that first thick ropey salty gob of throat-pulsing semen, she'll never be satisfied with those...things... that look like ugly hairy guys in oversized cargo pants.

this is based on the assumption that sam morton is a crossdressing man who poses as a woman who looks like a man so he can get celeb pussy that is posing as a lebian for publicity.

i hope that is clear enough for you all newbs.

That honeypot contains rancid honey. So I am glad I do not partake dipping into it.

When did she start dating Howdy Doody?

When I see her, I think, "step right up! step right up and win some crap!"..

Maybe it's cause I had to hang at the county fair last night. Or it might be that I'm hungover..

Good GOD look at her!!! The methodone is apparently not working..

Ok, if I were a lesbian, you can GUARANTEE, my girlfriend would be a hot blonde with a nice rack. What is Lindsay doing with that shitbag? Obviously LOTS OF DRUGS.

Hm. Maybe I should hang out with them.....

Bu the look on LiLo's face in pic#2, it already looks like she got a bit of the penis that night.

FRIST!!! No shit, eh?? These two are as good of a couple as waffles and cocaine.. mmmm, waffles..

Umm... "cracks seem to be appearing in the relationship"? Pun intended??

So what this article is saying is LIndsay is an unfaithful little whore? Wow well who could ever have guessed THAT!

Whore, ALWAYS eat the waffles first, you won't be hungry after the cocaine..

The road she took out of Wienerville is a two lane highway, fortunately for her.

Who are these "friends" that always seem to talk shit about their celeb friend to magazines? I say BS! BS! BS!

Reading responses,

Wow you people are just a bunch of sad losers! Why do you all take this story and other such stories as fact? Not everything you read is true morons!!! Fucking sad sheep the whole lot of you. Oh that is true btw.

Sounds like the publicity stunt is starting to grow stale.

Cripes...I don't care...sure LiLo has enough baggage behind her especially for only being 22 that it would cause a bell-hop to have a stroke!

But I'd give her my penis...I'd split her like a lumber-jack chopping fire wood...!

question:

how many times has LL been arrested, drove drunk, went to rehab, etc. since she started dating Sam? none. because gay relationships are more stable and meaningful than straight relationships. also gay people make 70% more money on average because they're smarter and more put-together than breeders.

ofcourse,,,,my prediction will come true,,,soon or later shes going to pull an Ann Heche on top hat over here....

I agree. Sam Ronson definitely looks smarter and more put-together than a straight woman.

"breeder"? Really? You're just trolling, aren't you? Most lesbian couples are breeding these days, with assistance. It's a very outdated slang term.

@28

1) You are an idiot.
2) Give it time for dumbass to get arrested before her next attention grabbing stunt.
3) Where are the stats to back up your ramblings?

Beautiful legs! But I still can't take away those awful MM-esque pics with the saggy boobs, slutty wig and abscence of waist and hips...

langdon?#28 keep believing that, if it makes you sleep well at night...

What do you know!? Another glossy eyed cracked out ugly moviestar with a lot of hair dye, makeup, starvation and lack of talent. Some old same old.

No matter what happens Lindsay's hot and I love her, and would give her one. But once she's mine, she's mine, she be lookin' at another guy, I be slappin' her down. Another gitl's ok though, but not that rat-faced Pete Wentz lookalike.

@28

fag

Samantha Ronson is beyond disgusting. Friggin she dresses and looks fuglyier than most guys that go to comic book shops. Yuk. The "new kids on the block" lamo retarded hat is the killer.

She needs to go on "what not to wear" so Stacy London can toss her crappy t-shirts into a trash can and burn it.

You got it right, FRIST!

If I'm gonna be munchin carpet, it better belong to one hell of a hot woman, or i'd stay straight. Why switch teams only to date someone homely and gross? I don't get it. Even for attention...it just doesn't seem worth it. Can you imagine getting into bed with THAT every night? Blick.

PS -- do you think she leaves the hat on during sex?

LiLo is simply too (dare I say it?) superficial to have a meaningful relationship with anyone. She's bedding down with DJ Dyke to shock and awe people and jump start a career that would otherwise be preceded by the label "recently rehabbed" Lindsey Lohan. I mean, isn't that what people were saying about Robert Downey Jr.? Can he pull off "Iron Man?" He's a (gasp!) drug addict! If she weren't hanging with the flavor of the day (tuna?) she'd simply be Lindsey Lohan, damaged goods. Instead, she's Lindsey Lohan, experimental lez. As soon as she gets a good movie gig and earns some dough, she's going to throw Ronson under a bus.

You guys are just missing it all together, LiLo is just the submissive in the arrangement. So when do we get to see her in chains and leather........ and Sam with the whip.

Sometimes I read the posts on here and I think it's no wonder Lindsey is pretending she's a lesbian. How can there be so many guys who think saying "I'd hit it" is cool? When anonymous, how can so many guys think typing references to sucking on an anus is interesting or titillating? One or two, sure. But not so damn many....

Lindsey looks hella drunk in all these photos.

I don't know why but this sort of pisses me off...

If Lindsay is playing Samantha like a video game that makes her a real cunt!

If, on the other hand, she really cares for her but her feelings are changing then that's something else altogether. Relationships do change.

Can anyone spell NIM-FO-MAY-KNEE-ACK?

L.L. has that "corpsey" look again, like she's back into drugs and alcohol.

Lindsay, why oh why don't you chuck it all and buy a little cottage in northern California or somewhere, plant a garden and leave all this shit behind? You're gonna die or something if you don't.

Judging by that pic, looks like she'll never quit the blow either.

This looks like a nice young boyscout helping an old lady cross the street. You people should be ashamed. Not for any particular reason, just because I say so.

#9. And thank God for that! My penis is telling me that tapping that rather homely ass would not be in its best long term interests. You gotta' respect the penis, ...

#28. "because they're smarter and more put-together than breeders." You forgot to mention that gays also suck cock and allow other men to fuck them in the ass. On balance, I think I'll stick to breeding.

#38. The implication may be that "Sam" munches carpet much better than the typical dude, at least the ones that Lohan fucks. Guys that bang her want publicity, but know her rep, and I'll bet that most have no interest in touching her with anything that isn't double bagged.

I personally don't understand why more women aren't lesbians, but thank God that most are wired to love the schlong, ...

#18. Jesus fucking Christ, yet another product of the Mississippi public school system? It's "Barack", not "Barak". Ask your mom to show you how to use "the Google", ... fucktard.

Gotta' laugh at the headline: Aug 15 2008Lindsay Lohan's friends: 'She'll never quit the penis'

Uhh, are we absolutely certain that with Ronson she actually has QUIT the penis?

who cares...their lives are better thsn yours

Samantha kind of looks like a rather thin Pete Doherty or Sid Vicious or something. That being said, I strangely like her boots here.

Does anyone really believe Lindsay's a lesbot anyway?

I will gladly admit her for penis rehab at my clinic.

lohan...lo'en....loan

Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan's personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richromances.com . Is she dating?

Okay so

She is one pathetic human being. I have never seen anyone so desperate for attention.

@28
Name calling (a.k.a) "breeders" is supposed to get your point across? Your just as sad and bigoted as the homophobes who claim otherwise.

That's not a fedora, numb nuts. A fedora is what Indiana Jones wears. And mobsters. That thing on Sam's head, whatever the hell it's called, is more like what Mr. Magoo wears.

Once an HOOKER, always one!!

wait, your telling me that guy with the vest and hat is a girl?
shit

#47 is the funniest

@59
The hat he/she is wearing is commonly known as a Pork Pie hat. It's primarily a British thing, though not as much as a Bolo.

THIS IS TRASH, YOUR COMMON EVERDAY TRASH!!!

It's true you Heteroes are only here to make more of us Gay Folk. Live with it.

It's true us Heteroes are only here to make fun of you Gay Fucks. Live with it.

Bi is the new straight.

I never realised that Samantha was Mark Ronson't sister up until a couple of weeks ago, that kind of gives her some cool points by default but she's not pretty and dressed appalling. I think they kind of make a cute couple, Lindsay looks well but no matter what a woman had to offer most girls need a good cocking once in a while, hehe, and strap ons don't count.

White people rock! Down with the negros!!!

@ #7 -- No girl in her right mind would go near a penis in the first place.