Aug 8 2008Lindsay Lohan sporting an engagement ring, whole lotta collagen

wrong hand

Quack quack! I want some pussy!

So, as part of a lesbian marriage between two borderlines, do they get drunk and high and mix blood after a completely new cutting session, or do they get drunk and high and mix blood after opening up existing cutting scars?

AWWWWWWWWWW, she's dating Blossom.

Love the hat. Maybe Ronson's an old-time reporter..."Yeah yeah it's me, I gotta scoop I gotta scoop, two crazy chicks, see, in a far-out girl-girl wedding, see, yeah yeah, go with it, page one, banner headline...gotta go GOTTA GO!"

I hope the ring gets stuck in Ronson's ass during a drunken/stoned fisting episode and Ronson bleeds out into Lindsay's open snoring mouth after they both pass out.

first of all, its samantha's hand that has the ring on it, second, it is on her middle finger... not an engagement ring.

A) That's Sam's hand. B) It's on her middle finger. It's a big sparkle, but I doubt it means anything more than "Hey look, we have more money than you!"

ALL YOU WHITE MEN WANT IS ANOREXIC CHICKS.

SHE IS PROBABLY TOO FAT FOR YOU TO DATE SO SHE BECAME A LESBIAN.

its samanthas hand you retards...and its not on her ring finger anyways...so yea...

its samanthas hand you retards...and its not on her ring finger anyways...so yea...

its samanthas hand you retards...and its not on her ring finger anyways...so yea...

DIKES LOL

DIKES LOL

DIKES LOL

it's definately on lindsays hand but its the wrong hand to be an engagment ring. you'd think a journalist (does this count as journalism?!?!) would double check their facts before printing nonsense! i guess it's all nonsense anyway, probably a big publicity stunt, we all know lindsay loves cock!!!

That's right Ronson, hide that ugly ass mug of yours.

And Jenn, quit your bitching and go get a gym membership. Men don't want vomiting twigs, but we sure as hell don't want lazy bitches that are too busy crying over their empty carton of bon bon's to do anything about their lot in life.

The hand photo is a right hand, and really not enough diamonds for a girl like Linds. Try again!

#9 - like your belly, ass, and thighs, all your letters are too big.

lol dark knight is still better news then this

I can't get over how ragged looking this chick is for her age. Gross.

how can you call a girl that you've never seen 'fat'? i am in no way overweight, skinny if anything but everyone that comments on people like kim kardashian being fat must have some paedophilic fantasys going on, curves should be celebrated, next time you all think that someone like sienna miller is 'sexy' maybe you should go to the local boys school, she has all the appeal of a 12 year old boy, maybe you should go and find some of them as they're the closest you're going to get!!!

I guarantee this bitch relapses.
She constantly has the "I'm bored out of my fucking mind" look

Lindsay, don't go girl yet. We still haven't had a chance to do you in our locker room. We'll bring the blo and you come to blow. C'ya soon!

That tiny ring? Are you kidding? That's one of those new devices you can get at the pharmacy that provides continuous slow release of antibiotics. Now don't be dumb and ask why she needs it.

You fucking freckly lesbo bitch! Die already and get it over with. I am thinking coke and milk right in the vein, think it over.

veggi that was wrong on any level.

what girl-girl wedding? ronson's a man, duh.

lol there's no collagen.. i'm pretty sure the kids are calling it lipstick these days.

It's still on her right hand, not left.

Lindsay is no prize, but, how can she be physically attracted to that person?

the kids are calling it lipstick...smeared over collagen.

@ 25
You made my whole day!!

What a bizarre dress.

the sex must be mindblowing. and hopefully in the pitch black.

hahahaha, i fucking love how ronson is shielding her face as though she/he is the one that the paparazzi wants to take pictures of!

Nasty lesbos

Well, at least we should congratulate Lindsay on doing less blow, more girls.

look at pic #8 sam cant believe she land this chick, even though lotta guys ran up on her....one more observation, sams jaw is as flexable as a python thats why she doenst get lockjaw...

She got the lip implants so that she'd be better at eating the Sam's bearded clam.

Lind's breast implants look hard and unnatural. At least they droop right! Good going with that second augmentation!

Seeing as she wearing no bra of any kind, her breasts look unnatural. Oh well!

wrong hand..
not an engagement ring
not lip implants
not collagen

just bad lipstick and a small ring on her right (not left) hand.

next post please

boring.

I don't get how their sex life works. Samantha could fist Lindsay and given how thin Samantha is and how...historically accommodating, shall we say, that part of Lindsay's anatomy is, she won't feel a thing. And then she has to go down on same-clothes/no-wash Sammy??? There really is nothing quite like a girl with a subterranean level of self-esteem.

It couldn't be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo's has any fucking money. LL's cash all went up her nose, and that other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.

I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.

It couldn't be a ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo's has any fucking money. LL's cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.

I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.

It couldn't be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo's has any fucking money. LL's cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.

I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.

Seems like Lindsay found a dude with real balls. Sam is probably really proud of himsel... er I mean herself, for having conquered such a hot chick.

Awwww. They are wearing matching shoes. Sort of...

Even if they are rug munchers, the engagement ring goes on the LEFT hand, not the fisting hand.

LMAO!!! I love how the bull dyke Ronson is covering her face, as if anyone is actually trying to get a picture of HER!!!! LMAO.

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LOL at #45-47

NO wonder LL got all of those comparisons to Jodie Foster ...

Okay, lets clear some of the comments up below...it is not on the middle finger! It is the ring finger, however, it is on the wrong hand, it is not the style of an engagement ring and it is on Samantha. This story is false!

Okay let's actually clear this shit up:

1) Please learn how to count fingers, because I'm pretty sure the middle finger is not next to the pinky. At least, mine isn't. I apologize to those with Simpson hands.

2) Look at other photos of Lohan and notice the bracelet she is wearing. Then please notice what bracelet is on the ring-bearer's hand. Samantha is wearing a bright pink bracelet, so it's not her hand.

3) It is on her right hand. This isn't to say it's not an engagement ring, but I'm pretty sure this story is just trying to get inane publicity by the paps. Anyway, this bitch is worth how much money? That ring looks awfully dainty for someone with Lohan's sort of style. I'm sure her mother would slap her for not being materialistic like is expected of her.

Well all being said, I hope she marries this mantwat. I've had an impacted assfull of Bloham. Bring on the sluts that want my big four inch I say...That's big right?

Thank you Samantha for covering your face! I have sensitive pets and they pee on the carpet every time your picture comes up.

I can't get ANY of the pictures to work?! They all go to the same picture.

The pictures don't work!

Love them! Love LILO!

I honestly think that Lindsay is going thru that same shit that Ann Hesche went thru when she thought she was a pussy licker like Ellen Degeneres. Lindsay will pop up in bed one morning and realise that she isn't really a fish licker, then she'll hurry and run to the bathroom to brush the taste of Samantha's dirty fucking unwashed bloody pussy smell....out of her mouth...

Maybe I'm wrong, but don't you usually wear an engagement ring on your left hand?

I think I wish everyone would die except for people I kinda like.
I'M ADORABLE!!!

What an arc on that forehead (pic #7).
It looks like Stan Laurel.

I meant pic #8.

Ronson has an ugly profile.

Ronson has an ugly profile.

Ronson has an ugly profile.

Nice fishmouth, Ducky. Quack.

What a stupid C U Next Tuesday. QUACK!!

hahaha, this is a big joke on me isn't it, that other person in the photos alongside lindsay is a bloke right??? right???

it's a bloke!!

They should come up here to Canada for their nuptials ! Good for La Hohan.

So tel me, Does Samantha Ronson ever display emotion? Smile, cry, get angry? or is she just a hollow empty shell of a butch lesbian?

The ring's on both the girls hands are old. Dumbasses!

I think they're starting to look a little like each other, other than their hair differences.

And I can't tell if she got her lips plumped, or if it's just the effects of sparkly gloss. But, that color looks dreadful with her coloring, especially in that lime colored dress. I'd prefer a peach/tangerine color for her coloring and the dress.

I never watched any of her movies/shows because I couldn't stand to after how dreadful she used to be. Was she a good actress at all? If so, it's a shame she ruined her public image so much that nobody can stand watching her in anything.

I think what they say about bad publicity is wrong.

Hey It was Me you was going to be with whats up. You Know some one with Love.

This is a good example of why California is NOT a fashion capitol.

Hey douche nozzles, look at pic #5 and then pic #12; it's Lindsay's hand. Next time get your daddy's balls out of your face before trying to decipher simple pictures.

Ha ha, I'd love to see someone chase after Butch with a baseball bat, and she/he trips over her untied shoelaces and falls flat on her face on the pavement, and the assailant catches up to him/her and sees her bloody mangled face, and says, "ok, my work here is done." Because you know, a baseball bat to the face, or a face-plant to the pavement, would be an improvement for Butch. ha ha.....

I still maintain that - in the year 3000 - when archaeologists unearth these pictures and humans have moved underground to escape the death rays pointed at the earth from the evil alien overlords that will, by then, rule over the solar system - these same archaeologists will study these pictures and look at Lindsay and then at Ronson and will - by communicating telepathically - look at one another and exclaim: "WHAT THE F*CK WAS SHE THINKING?!?"

This is a cry for help in the same way that Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton; Julia Roberts & Lyle Lovett; Kate Moss & Pete Doherty; and Jessica Simpson with any mere mortal man is a cry for help...

This is just plain wrong on so many aesthetic levels that if I were Michael Lohan I would not only petition to be put back in prison but put back in solitary confinement.

Is it just me or is Lindsay Lohan going for the Jenna Jameson waif look...?

Any way you slice it, this is one shitty post to go into the weekend on...Thank God I can scroll down to Kim K and get my groove on...

What is with that fucking hat that Samantha is always wearing? It's hideous.

umm...there is not one picture that shows her wearing an engagement ring. if the closeup of the band on her RIGHT hand is what you mean...well, you are retarded.

umm...there is not one picture that shows her wearing an engagement ring. if the closeup of the band on her RIGHT hand is what you mean...well, you are retarded.

Lindsay should have purchased a prettier lesbian.

I predict that she will look much like Lisa Rinna in about 15 years. Only frecklier.

These two perfectly sum up hollywood today. every time I see them I get sad. And throw up in my mouth a little.

Could you both please go kill yourselves. Thankyou.

Why is it the BMFD* gets to tap Lindsay's ass nightly while Da Man only gets to leer at her in green dresses? There's no justice to life since naturally there's one mouth here that should be attached to Lindsay's left tit yet it is not.

PS: Bull Mother Fukcing Dyke!*

omg is samannnn is really 43?? that chick is ollddddd

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y S o u l m a t e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Umm...yeah, that's the wrong hand. Engagement goes on the left, not the right.

thats the wrong hand.

Umm, if thats an engagement ring, someone better start paying Sam a bit more of that perverbial fat cash. That thing looks like it came out of a cereal box. So not an engagement ring. That and its on the wrong hand.

> 33. Annie - August 9, 2008 12:57 AM
>
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that's her right hand.....

GO LINS!!! I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD POSSIBLY GET ANY BETTER LOOKING, BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG, ALOT OF PEOPLE MAKE HUGE MISTAKES WHEN THEY GET THEY'RE LIPS DONE BUT YOURS LOOK PERFECT AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM. YOU ARE SO FUCKIN GORGEOUS AND I LOVE YOU GIRL. FUCK ALL THE HATERS! YOU'RE THE SHIT FOR REAL AND HEY, BEING BISEXUAL MYSELF I JUST GOTTA SAY, THE LIPS AREN'T GONNA HURT ON THE SEXUAL SIDE OF THINGS EITHER!!!!!! FEEL ME?!!!! LOVE YOU AND SAM BOTH XOXOXOXO

Engaged? why are her photos still available on that celebrity site Richromances.com. A source says she is interested in dating wealthy guys~~~really?

The ring is on her right hand, not her left. Why are people assuming anything?

amy @ 94

dogs are for pets. please stop?

They are both really ugly. Perfect couple!

Are you really a lesbian if you're going out with a girl who looks like a dude?

So that's supposed to be an engagement ring? God, the media is so easy to fuck with. She could have a ring-pop on that finger and they'd report it as an engagement ring.

In the gay community, many couples wear engagement rings on their middle finger, or just rings in general on their middle finger...before my mom and her life partner got 'engagement rings' they both wore middle finger rings, as do many of their lesbian friends. The more you know!

That is one ugly couple.You would think that Lindsey would at least go Lipstick Lesbian for this career move.

I'm going to be sick now...RALPH!...

Gay couples frequently wear engagement/wedding rings on their right hands, not their left.

whether this is real or not, i support them. i dunno about the ring but if they're engaged i congratulate them. being a lesbian is not a sin!
the people suffering from homophobia need to be put out of their misery! or simply stop being so narrow-minded..
and some of you are just sick, if you hate them that much then why bother reading about them and taking the time to comment??
GAY PRIDE! don't like? don't look.

Most of your comments scare me...Is looks really that important?? I wonder how you all look like!? :/

I see nothing wrong with Sam. I love ppl who don´t seem to care that much about their looks. That to me has charm and a person also seem more self-confident than for example ppl who undergo plastic surgury and/or wear lots of make-up.

Can anyone here imagine most woman in Sams haircut, clothes and without make-up? I don´t think the majorety would be all that beautiful!!

Well, your unintelligent comments says alot about you...:/

Okay the ring IS on Lindsays finger, it is on her ring finger (next to the pinkey) BUT, it is on her right hand. No an engagement ring. Personally I think Lindsay is a washed out crack whore just like her lez bo heroine addict looking girlfriend.. nasty!