Aug 5 2008Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson getting married?

Looking good

nice.....

Does that dike ever NOT wear that damn hat?

SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

btw ms. lohan is decaying

That Ronson girl is fucking nasty looking.... Honestly... Fugly.
hell if Lindsay's gone gay the least she can do is hook up with a hot one.
and if she has started playing for the other team you damn well know its only a matter of time before she starts riding sausage again.

...what is with this chick?? I mean, c'mon.

Fake

Carpet Munch.

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Am I the only one who's not buying this "relationship"? Why all of the sudden now? Those two have been friends for a LONG ass time. At one point, Samantha actually sold Lindsay out in some drug incident and now all of the sudden marriage? Come on, guys.... really now....

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This won't happen...FAKE...The New Zealand Herald....WTF? A big story for them is the sun shining.....

Isn't there a danger here of Ronson burning her tung on ole 'Firecrotch's cunt.

so no one had any idea this headcase was into women till now? i think its for real, saMAN ranson is a real dyke i dont think she would go through with a publicity stunt for this long...

Something tells me having Jeremy Pivens cream on her face was the last straw.

I wonder what is gonna get reported when the pictures of Lindsay sitting with a German Shepard are finally leaked. The drool coming off that doggies tongue says "more than friends". Lindsay says she's just house training the dog but the house is owned by a notable male pornstar. The German Shepard says none of his other bitches treat him the way Lindsay does. Does Samantha know?

Her hair looks like shit. I mean, come on already.

Is this the same Lindsay Lohan that screwed three Italian dudes in one day while on vacation a few months ago? Yea, she's a definite dike.

Is that Ronson dude playing stink-finger in the last pic ?

that is one ugly dude she is marrying.

She needs more cock in her diet.

yikes... I mean... dikes!!!

Most male commenters look like Ronson...just imagine her being bald and fat, and you've got the picture.

Take off that silly ass hat!

My guess is Samantha is cuter in real life than in pictures. A makeover would help a lot, and it wouldn't have to be drastic. She should:

* Lose the hat, at least once in a while
* Get some new clothes
* Grow her hair and get a decent hair cut
* Use a little blush
* And, for the love of God, put a little coverup on those ever-present black circles under her eyes.

I know she seems to be the masculine on in the relationship, but so is Ellen Degeneres and she takes the time to put herself together, and since Sam is with Linds she should know she's going to be photographed everywhere.

Paging Carson Kressley...

This is probably the longest relationship she's had-- do some closeted lesbians compensate the ways that some closeted dudes to? Maybe she's finally comfortable and realizes she doesn't have to get loaded out of her mind to have sex. Who the fuck knows? Good for her, I guess.

Also, why does Lindsay always look like a grouch and/or bitch lately?

That dyke looks like Boy George!!!!

.............AMERICANS ARE EASY TO FOOL?

Lindsay's not a real lesbian. She's a real Borderline Personality Disorder patient. Unstable, hyperemotional, drugs and alcohol, CUTTING, lack of a stable sense of identity. Don't you remember seeing this type of thing (Ronson + newly lesbian Lindsay) before? *cough* Anne Heche *cough*

Lindsay will be "hetero again" in less than a year. My guess is that it'll be an older guy who tries to help her get her career going again.

#26 - Because no matter how long they are, fingers don't squirt.

Yeah, but Ronson does (squirt). It's kinda rancid, but still...

This is such a pile of bullshit people. Her career is so far down in the fucking dumpster and the money is probably stretched really thin that Blohan is willing to roll with any idea that comes into her skull. Hey, as long as it feeds her addiction to attention; what the fuck, right? Personally, I liked it better when the bitch was crashing cars.

> My guess is Samantha is cuter in real life than in pictures.

Oh she's actually very pretty, there are a few pics floating around of her a "normal", girlish girl, so to speak.

wait, Lindsay's marrying the Flamingo Kid?

Ronson is the number one brand of lighter fluid for Zippos, and Lohan is a firecrotch. Coincidence?

#33 - I agree. I have seen pictures of Sam Ronson where she looks very attractive. I think she's trying to look edgy and full of angst. Or maybe that's just the effect firecrotch has on everyone.

I'd have dark circles and a sour look, too, if i had to put my mouth to that bush.

Ronson looks like a strung out heroin junkie. I'm sure they're drug buddies first, and toe-sex lesbians second.

I'm waiting for their celebrity sex tape to get out on the Internet.

Why do they have to act like they don't enjoy the attention? They would be so much funnier if they acted like Heidi and Spencer when the cameras were on them. - You know - the old "grinning with your tongue stuck out between two fingers" and "honk honk" on Lindsay's tits.

they are only doing this for attention. jut like every other gay couple. it's trendy to be gay. genetics my ass.

i love how because a girl has a lesbian friend and they may have made out in the past its considered a) a huge deal and b) serious enough for marriage.
i mean how many of us out there have made out with other girls and thought nothing of it? stupid media

So first she fucks all the guys in hollywood who would fuck her .....
Now she's moved on to women who are assimilated men who will assimilate fucking her .....
Will she eventually end up just plain fucking anybody and everybody who will have her ? Male or female no matter if they' look like men or not ? ...... wait -
My keen observation is working overtime here.... \:-{

Hey Ronson, you're not fucking Sinatra, got it?!

You can leave you're hat off!!

I always thought she was a lesbian...

Lindsay could do better, and maybe find a nice lipstick lesbian.

How long before Ali Lohan starts trying to make out with Miley Cyrus?

your quoting the NZ Herald on celebrity gossip?
Hate to break it to you, man, but we havn't exactly got our fingers on the pulse of celebrity gossip here - the biggest story you'l find in the New Zealand Herald is that some old couple glued shitloads of pauas to the wall of their house...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10507508

That Ronson chick freaks me out. She's so creepy looking.

I never really thought one way or another about Sam Ronson until now, yeah... she's fugly. AND WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING JOEY JEREMIAH HAT.

That guy in the hat is HOT! Where can I get some of him!

#45...Soon I hope!!!!! :-)

I just love those photos! Oh look, Linseed is scowling..... "It is not appropriate." You tell 'em, fire-crotch. Oh and look there: "Butch" is wearing a really stupid hat. You know, it does sort of divert the eyes away from the ugliness that is her face.

La dee da, I hope they die in each other's arms....or just plain die already.

How in the fuck can you put your face between the legs of something that bleeds five days a month...just like you do...

Fucking nasty.

Any bets on how long until Lindsay figures out that "Sam" is actually a woman named Samantha?

That's one ugly dyke Lilo is banging. Who's guessing the only reason her trailer trash mother is down with the wedding is in hopes she can air it on her "reality" show and try to stay on the air two episodes later?

Q: What does a lesbian bring to a 2nd date?
A: A moving van.

Q: What does a lesbian bring to a 3rd date?
A: Now... an ordained minister AND a turkey baster!

Moving a little fast, lezzies?

#24, 33, 36
I think Ronson looks a little like a banged up Selma Blair in that main picture. Looks severely haggard in the last two, though.

Is she losing her hair like the Madden turds?

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

OMFG! This is a joke right,

..........................................................but really, *who gives a shit*.

#43 - ha ha ha!!!

Why are people so harsh about all of this?
She seems so happy with Ronson, so why not leave her to be?
Just because she has a reputation of sleeping with guys and a lot of them, doesn't mean she can't become emotionally attatched to a girl.
She is a human after all.
It isn't about gender and looks. Sorry to say this, but those who get hung up on looks and gender are all shallow. Love is love, whether you're black or white, fat or thin, male or female, stunning or "ugly". The fact is, if you love someone then you love them. Simple as. I bet you people who are slating this relationship are friends with a gay or lesbian and you don't even realise it. It makes me wonder if you would say the same things about people you know. Or do you only say all of this because they are celebrities? Because they are in the lime-light?
In my opinion it is love. Leave them alone.

Huh.....................very hard to say . Lind and Sam just be are good friend, getting married ah.............cannot.............because only female and male can get married This is GOD Rules.

FIRE in the HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sayang kung mapupunta lang sa kapwa girl!ok pa sana kung guy..(philippine lang.) in english..its kinda' big lost if she got married with a same gender.it ok a true guy with her.i mean how they so sure they happy to each other.if..! they dont have their own..baby? in our country the strong foundation of the family.is having ur own flesh n blood..than having someone which is not belong 2 you.