Aug 22 2008Lindsay Lohan keeps running into people she had sex with
Lindsay Lohan can't seem to go anywhere without running into someone who's visited La Crotcha de Fuego. Recently, she ran into three of her exes in one night at a West Hollywood club that Samantha Ronson was DJing at. InTouch reports:
"Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes," a witness explains about the first encounter. "Sam wasn't thrilled." Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay's exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay's rep says, "It wasn't awkward for her to be with all of her exes," a witness says, "That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay."
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Lindsay could walk around blindfolded in a Nebraska corn field and still manage to bump into someone she's had sex with. The only safe place for her is the moon. And even then...

Reader Comments
1. juicy - August 22, 2008 1:25 PM
Doesn't she own a bra?
2. Melissa - August 22, 2008 1:25 PM
Frist!
3. Melissa - August 22, 2008 1:28 PM
Darn you juicy. For being really first, AND for wishing a bra onto FC...
4. Ted from LA - August 22, 2008 1:31 PM
Hey Fish,
You ended that headline with a preposition.
5. E - August 22, 2008 1:35 PM
Marlboros and Cheez-its?! What a shame that money can't buy intelligence or class. But I must say, her breasts are in-FUCKING-credible.
6. gobats - August 22, 2008 1:37 PM
She actually looks kinda foxy in the pic with her holding all those cigarettes
7. mona - August 22, 2008 1:38 PM
♪Ebony & Ivory ♫
8. Frito Bandito - August 22, 2008 1:38 PM
Love the see-thru clothing. I could sit here for hours looking at her breasts!
9. jaime - August 22, 2008 1:49 PM
i love how she insists on wearing semi-see-through clothes like black shirt and no bra!
keep it up lindsay!
on behalf of the male population of the world, thank you.
if you want to do another topless shoot like for nymag, you're absolutely welcome and encouraged!
10. wanks - August 22, 2008 1:50 PM
i want to squirt my semen into her vagina! pew pew pew!
11. jackson browne - August 22, 2008 1:53 PM
No doubt fish...I just ran into her at lunch today.
12. Barak Obama - August 22, 2008 1:53 PM
Even though my face would melt off, I would still go down on her. Of course I would die laughing as she layed down on her back and her breast's rolled into her arm pits.
13. Gabriel - August 22, 2008 1:59 PM
One day, when I'm rich and famous, I'm going to bed that girl. Fiery crotches make my mouth water, as do bra-less breasts. This girl is F-I-N-E.
14. Observing - August 22, 2008 2:06 PM
She is very very thin these days (except for the Frankenboobs, of course). Could she be ingesting massive amounts of stimulants? Hmmmmm?
15. shante mcnasty - August 22, 2008 2:15 PM
Lindsey looks skinny? Good lord, look at SaMan....she doesn't have a muscle in her body. Either way...which ever way she is swinging...hopefully she's found peace in Hollyweird.
16. shante mcnasty - August 22, 2008 2:15 PM
Lindsey looks skinny? Good lord, look at SaMan....she doesn't have a muscle in her body. Either way...which ever way she is swinging...hopefully she's found peace in Hollyweird.
17. shante mcnasty - August 22, 2008 2:15 PM
Lindsey looks skinny? Good lord, look at SaMan....she doesn't have a muscle in her body. Either way...which ever way she is swinging...hopefully she's found peace in Hollyweird.
18. you pizza-faced losers - August 22, 2008 2:18 PM
Can you pizza-faced losers can tell us how your blowup doll looks much better?
19. Tight Pussy - August 22, 2008 2:24 PM
She must be good at eating pussy.
20. Where's Darkwing Duck? - August 22, 2008 2:29 PM
Wow, she actually looks good in this picture.
21. MARIA CANTWELL - August 22, 2008 2:37 PM
Wow I am so glad that she swings my way now ;)
those titties are absolutely terrific!! makes my friday.
I could make her purr like a kitten.
meoooow!!!
22. kate - August 22, 2008 2:40 PM
hey #18, do you just copy and paste your shitty retort every time the fish puts up something? your spam is almost as bad as those dating sites'.
23. fun fact - August 22, 2008 2:44 PM
Wow Maria Cantwell, doesn't well.
24. Sell Porn Make Money - August 22, 2008 2:50 PM
La Crotcha de Fuego... priceless
25. Peter Gammons - August 22, 2008 3:01 PM
I'd drink her bath water....
26. FRIST!!! - August 22, 2008 3:06 PM
Who said she looks foxy? I will hunt you down and give you a pine needle enema (sp?)...god she makes me sick. Freckle face fag!!
27. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - August 22, 2008 3:17 PM
i do her. nice tits.
28. typical superficial nerd - August 22, 2008 3:23 PM
My blowup doll is alot hotter. It has nice firm tits and no cellulite at all.
29. Sport - August 22, 2008 3:23 PM
Nice tits, everything else about her revolts me. Skanky pasty ass skin, bitchy demeanor. Did I mention she has great tits?
30. frist the mutt - August 22, 2008 3:25 PM
my apologies to mutts
31. adoe - August 22, 2008 3:36 PM
Sam's hair looks slightly better since it's not that trashy blonde and black, but those damn skinny jeans are so ridiculous. Do you have anything ELSE in your closet girl??
32. hitler - August 22, 2008 3:39 PM
This whore is wasting away.
GOOD!!!
33. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded - August 22, 2008 3:50 PM
What part of "dumb, dirty, disgusting, diseased slut" don't you understand?
34. kate - August 22, 2008 3:58 PM
god. she is sooo fucking gross
35. LoFiSciFi - August 22, 2008 3:59 PM
Anyone else notice she is buying 3 packs of cigarettes and some Cheez-its and maybe some french dressing. What a health nut.
36. norton - August 22, 2008 4:21 PM
For those talking about her owning a bra... she's 22 and her tits are still where they should be so. THAT's why she can get away without wearing a bra.
Give it a couple years and they'll be at her waistline.
37. dave - August 22, 2008 4:35 PM
Love the red hair, love the tits! This pics deliver! 8/10
38. NY Ted - August 22, 2008 4:58 PM
Well she is quoted as saying a couple years back...."I like to FUCK because it is FUN...!" So I suppose the whole planet is filled with people this slut has opened up for...male, female and animal...!!
And if she was ever to quit smoking her 4 packs of cancer sticks a day...I'd shove my big stick into her bum....because it is FUN...!
39. rough daddy - August 22, 2008 5:14 PM
hahah can you believe you walk into a room and you banged 3/4 of em,,,thats porn star status you know...
40. Linda Grant - August 22, 2008 5:19 PM
Everyone screws alot of people at 22 years old....didn't you? As for Lindsay and Sam, I don't know what's up with them but they look happy and are staying out of trouble...what's not to like about that. Give the poor kid a break you asshole.
41. rough daddy - August 22, 2008 5:28 PM
hey linda im on your side,,,i love sluts!!!
42. Perky Patty - August 22, 2008 5:52 PM
#36
She will be sagging sooner cuz she has a boob job and implants are heavier. She'll just get bigger implants to look perky but eventually her nipples will be facing her feet soon from being braless.
43. Nathiest - August 22, 2008 7:45 PM
Whenever I go clubbing I too tend to run into my ex's so whocares this is not news for anyone who is social.
44. Obvious - August 22, 2008 7:46 PM
~Stink-Bait~
45. Bob White - August 22, 2008 8:22 PM
I guess its safe to say she has let go of the spray tanner.
46. hausfrau - August 22, 2008 10:25 PM
She looks like absolute shit for 22 yrs old.
47. superfluous - August 22, 2008 10:46 PM
Is it me, or are her breasts bigger than ever? Like, WAY bigger...
48. Quasi - August 22, 2008 10:47 PM
Is it me or is Lindsay looking to date Woody Allen...that last picture I swear Sam looks like a young Woody Allen....wtf?
49. Erica - August 23, 2008 12:20 AM
Anyone notice her nasty fucking feet?
50. gerard Vandenberg - August 23, 2008 12:32 AM
She still needs the money desperately folks!!
51. I <3 Halloween - August 23, 2008 2:21 AM
Totally cute not-matching, matching outfits. barf
52. somuchbetter - August 23, 2008 3:12 AM
I just want to take my own tits and chest bump her like how guys do... and then watch her fly back and fall on her ass.
Then I'd have to take on that... girl-guy, thing.
Maybe this isn't such a good idea...
53. somuchbetter - August 23, 2008 3:12 AM
I just want to take my own tits and chest bump her like how guys do... and then watch her fly back and fall on her ass.
Then I'd have to take on that... girl-guy, thing.
Maybe this isn't such a good idea...
54. uh no - August 23, 2008 3:16 AM
Why is her brow always furrowed in pictures? It's like she's trying to think. Or look older. But, I guess she'll have no problem doing that once she's done with her smokes, cheez-its, huge boobs and meat curtain(s).
55. sarah - August 23, 2008 9:19 AM
I miss the old days when celebrities hired people to do their menial chores and errands for them so we didn't have to see them holding bags of cheezits and cigarettes and could pretend that when we saw them on screen they actually were something better...
Young Hollywood is too aware of the PR machine and when they try to manipulate it (read: no panties) it only results in the public being more interested in their undergarments than on seeing them in a movie.
hm, could this be why they aren't doing anything of mention?
It seems like LL has been so busy trying to say F*ck You to everyone that gossips about her but if she would just ignore it (not move in with a lesbian) and get some decent roles (already!) she would win that argument with far less effort.
56. ummm...yeah - August 23, 2008 11:15 AM
God when is she gonna go to Wal-Mart and buy another top?
57. JAVI - August 23, 2008 12:29 PM
You have to say it this way:
La concha de Fuego, o just call it Coño.......Never heard of the word Crotcha.. nop!
58. drewpopo - August 23, 2008 1:06 PM
Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan's personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richromances.com where she is looking for love~~~~~
59. Del - August 23, 2008 3:03 PM
Man im so glad shes got the lesbo thing out her system, luckily she dated a wierdo looking sheman so once she(Lindsay) learns the errors of her ways will not look back. Cant wait til the day she is back on the cock!! Come on back Lindsay!miss you
60. Mike - August 23, 2008 7:32 PM
A pack of Marlboros, two of Parliament, Cheez-its and orange soda....mmmm; classy!!!
61. STDFree - August 23, 2008 10:44 PM
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Man, that is one skanky slut. That broad even gives skanks a bad name.
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Can ya imagine the critters skritterin' all over and in and out of that fetid cootcher!
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I wouldn't slam her with Dubya's li'l Dick Cheney!
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62. joho777 - August 24, 2008 4:22 AM
I have to agree with fish.
The club of guys that has screwed Lindsay isn't very exclusive. You could be fumbling your way through the pitck black in the depths of Mammoth Cave in New Mexico, feeling your way through the gloom, and you would still run into someone who has sunk the salami with her.
And I still feel that there is a very good reason that not one of the hundreds of them ever wanted to come back for seconds. She is the original one-time-party-girl. One hour in her bed, and you are out on the road trying to get back to civilization.
And wondering if you should wash your private parts in Chlorox..
63. gaerlf - August 24, 2008 10:33 AM
I wanna stick my face in them and bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
64. lisa - August 24, 2008 2:21 PM
LINDZ HAS STARTED LOOKING LIKE A DYKE! SHE'S THE ONE WHO IS WEARING THE STRAP ON FOR SURE! LOL!
65. Bigo - August 24, 2008 5:22 PM
Whenever they are out, Sam is always behind... i guess Lilo likes it from behind!
66. redneck celebrity blogger - August 24, 2008 9:27 PM
Man this little bimbo has the body of a 50 yr old woman. What the Hell happened to you Lindz. Those ugly looking chicken legs. Sad indeed
67. Imagination - August 25, 2008 10:31 AM
I love the fact that after she sucks down a pack of Marlboro Reds she still needs about 40 Parliaments to take the edge off. How better to pass a couple of hours on a lazy afternoon? Yikes.
68. dar - August 25, 2008 10:32 AM
she looks like she's about to walk into the tree
69. Richard Wm. Narlian - September 19, 2008 2:41 AM
Why does ANYBODY here give a shit?Get a LIFE. Okolees
70. Richard Wm. Narlian - September 19, 2008 2:41 AM
Why does ANYBODY here give a shit?Get a LIFE. Okolees