Here's Kristen Bell allowing Dax Shepard to slather her bikini body with suntan lotion. Yeah, it's only spray-on lotion, but I'm pretty sure this is conclusive evidence that either God doesn't exist or is drunk again. Dax Shepard gets to nail Kristen Bell: HA! Good one, big guy. But, seriously, I'm gonna need those keys...
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Reader Comments
1. Katalina - August 18, 2008 2:02 PM
Belgium is first!
2. dc - August 18, 2008 2:03 PM
first
3. Kallie - August 18, 2008 2:03 PM
no AMERICA IS FIRST
4. mimi - August 18, 2008 2:08 PM
FISH-GUTS is LAST... with OLD news!
5. Max Planck - August 18, 2008 2:09 PM
Who are these two men and why would I want to look at them?
6. James - August 18, 2008 2:11 PM
Exactly like seeing your sister in a bikini. Except for the conservatives, with all their severe sexual repression, it doesn't give you a boner.
7. phil - August 18, 2008 2:12 PM
That is the ugliest bikini ever. What happened to swimsuits that accentuate women's curves?
8. Kate - August 18, 2008 2:13 PM
Keeping in superficial fashion: God, she's so fat!
9. Mel - August 18, 2008 2:13 PM
What kind of a DOUCHEBAG gets the Corvette symbol tattooed on their back?!?!
BTW, Kristen should consider giving her grandmother back her bathing suit....and visiting a tanning bed once in a while...
10. Dee - August 18, 2008 2:15 PM
She looks really cute, and she has a great figure, but that bathing suit is NOT flattering!
And Dax's body is bangin'! Meow :)
11. Stuey - August 18, 2008 2:18 PM
Hey where did her tits go? In Forgetting Sarah Marshall they were nice.
12. Deacon Jones - August 18, 2008 2:18 PM
@10
Jesus Dee, that comment was wrong on so many levels.
Bangin' body, wtf?
13. Craig - August 18, 2008 2:19 PM
Why do people not find her as hot as I do? Apparently, my boner stands alone.
14. ali - August 18, 2008 2:23 PM
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn't really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
15. ali - August 18, 2008 2:23 PM
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn't really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
16. ali - August 18, 2008 2:23 PM
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn't really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
17. ali - August 18, 2008 2:23 PM
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn't really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
18. ali - August 18, 2008 2:23 PM
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn't really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
19. biteme - August 18, 2008 2:24 PM
What is not too like? Nice tight ass. Long luscious legs. Maybe just a bit pale-looking, but a tan will fix that. Now, as for Kristen Bell - she sucks.
20. Mo - August 18, 2008 2:25 PM
She's so cute, but SO pale.
in other news: Ali is hiding in shame.
21. Randal - August 18, 2008 2:26 PM
Dearest Fish,
First Walsh, now this little piggie? Jesus, where are you digging up the Whale Watcher calendar of the year two thousand and ATE? This is why American women who stuff their faces until their bloated bellies sag forward will never be as beautiful or successful as women who know how to control themselves.
Karen Carpenter, Twiggy, Kate Moss when no one told her where the twinkie cart was...
So stop posting pics of porcine poseurs, PLEASE!
- Randal
22. Sara - August 18, 2008 2:27 PM
She looks like a skeleton.
23. very mediocre - August 18, 2008 2:28 PM
Those other chicks in pic 2 and 3 look way hotter than this child, nice bikini bottom Kristen it looks like ugly period days underwear.
24. Alli - August 18, 2008 2:31 PM
ew her waist... skeletons are not hot.
25. TUBBO - August 18, 2008 2:32 PM
He must be spraying her with #5000 sun block. How else can she stay so pale? Spray on a tan for the love of christ!
26. Alli - August 18, 2008 2:33 PM
PS yes that is the fugliest tattoo ever. If you are going to get something like that at least try to do something creative with it. That's just LAME.
27. lameness - August 18, 2008 2:35 PM
Her bikini in Forgetting sarah Marshall was actualy nice, just more proof that celebrities are fucking usless; they can't dress well to save their lives, fucking morons. You see plenty of WAY hotter chicks at any good beach wearing awesome bikini's and none of them have ever had a stylist, personal trainer, makeup artsits, chef blah blah blah...
Fish you are gonna need way hotter bikini pics to make up for defending Skangie and her manslave.
28. Lonely Australian seeking beauty-disadvantaged women - August 18, 2008 2:36 PM
UGLY WHORE !!!!!!
29. Jimmy - August 18, 2008 2:40 PM
Horrible body.
30. Scott - August 18, 2008 2:41 PM
At least she has the good sense to crotch stomp him in pic #8.
31. tha - August 18, 2008 2:46 PM
horrible body? you kiddin? she looks like she's doin pretty good!
could be way worse aka bad at all!
am i the only one that thinks she looks cute? i think her husband/boyfriend/brother? i forget. looks like a dbag
32. Ted from LA - August 18, 2008 2:46 PM
She looks just like that shit in the middle of an Oreo cookie.
33. rough daddy - August 18, 2008 2:47 PM
yea! ugly dudes gets all the hot chics...
34. Frank - August 18, 2008 2:50 PM
Checklist:
BOOBS: Fail
ASS: Fail
HIPS: Fail
Pale, short. Uninteresting face.
OVER ALL: FAIL
35. Kruger - August 18, 2008 2:52 PM
How does a girl that skinny and flat have those fat bags on the inside of her thighs? (pic #9). Chick gets no exercise.
36. rough daddy - August 18, 2008 2:52 PM
her body is so so, doenst mean id kick it out of bed...
37. Vito Siciliano - August 18, 2008 2:54 PM
Sexy, except to the liberal males who prefer each other
38. John McCain - August 18, 2008 3:04 PM
In my day, bathing suits were appropriately modest and covered a young woman from her ankles to her neck and down to her wrists. Flaunting all this flesh is SINFUL.
Thankfully, I haven't even thought about sex in two decades so this doesn't bother me. All I want to do now is bomb other countries. Expensive? You bet, especially since we don't have any money to start with. But I'll be dead soon enough anyway so I really don't give a flying fuck.
VOTE MCCAIN you fucking homos.
39. Vince Lombardi - August 18, 2008 3:10 PM
Why are those two boys spraying sunblock on each other?
40. Larry Craig - August 18, 2008 3:28 PM
What's wrong with a girl who looks boyish??? NOTHING. It allows her to have a conservative appearance at all times. Beside, most of us Republicans prefer a boyish figure. I have always taken a wide stance on this issue. Criticism of this boyishly handsome girl makes me foot-tapping angry!
41. Rush Limbaugh - August 18, 2008 3:45 PM
Reminds me of the time my family rented a beach house. What a great traditional family-oriented vacation! Only problem was that the hot water supply was terrible. Once my sister and I came back from the beach and we had to share a shower to get the sand off (with our suits on, perverts!). She looked me right in the eyes while I masturbated onto her legs. It was the best summer ever.
42. what happened!? - August 18, 2008 3:58 PM
baaaa!! when did she lose THAT much weight? that's wacky.
43. Supernetuser - August 18, 2008 4:11 PM
She's lost so much weight.
44. messiah obama - August 18, 2008 5:28 PM
obama is a dumbass retard - the perfect messiah for his nutjob cultists
45. nancy pelosi - August 18, 2008 5:29 PM
God sent Barack Obama down from the Heavens to lead us to salvation
46. John McCain - August 18, 2008 5:48 PM
You guys liked that ad, huh? Fuck yeah! I tell ya what, there ain't no flip I won't do to win this thing. A campaign about issues and integrity? FLIP. "Never in our history have there been tax cuts during a war" FLIP - you want 'em permanent? You got 'em permanent! Off-shore drilling? FLIP. Parading around Christian religious values for political gain? FLIP (thank god somebody read about that "cross in the dirt" story in one of Solzhenitsyn's eulogies...).
FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB WHAT'S EMAIL? FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB WHAT'S THE INTERNET? FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB NATIONAL DEBT WHO CARES I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE IT MATTERS TO ME FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB DOES YOUR WRIST HURT HONEY WHY DON'T YOU STEAL SOME MORE PAINKILLERS FROM TERMINALLY ILL PATIENTS FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB
47. Danklin24 - August 18, 2008 6:02 PM
Thats the shittiest looking tattoo ive ever seen and what the hell is wrong with her stomach? Kristen Bell used to look really hot.
48. toolboy - August 18, 2008 6:24 PM
Spray on lotion?? I bet Hulk Hogan will be sad to hear that lotion is available in a spray form.
49. THE REAL BARELY STEARN - August 18, 2008 7:24 PM
I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND!!!!!!!!!!! Fish, you bastard...
50. haha - August 18, 2008 7:26 PM
despite looking like a skeleton, she has some pretty thick legs
51. sharpie - August 18, 2008 8:06 PM
wow, somebody needs to give her a cheeseburger, she used to be mind bogglingly hot, now she looks like skeletor
52. venomhed - August 18, 2008 8:40 PM
What a disgusting body. Go to Brazil where they still make REAL women that know their place.
In bed, in the kitchen and below men.
53. justtheobvious - August 18, 2008 9:27 PM
She needs to eat a sandwich. She needs some shape to her. She is really cute and I like her tv show she was in, but wow, has she ever seen the light of day? She is the whitest white ever!
54. mfbinc - August 18, 2008 9:30 PM
SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!!!! HER BOOBS WERE STOLEN!!!!
55. dreww - August 18, 2008 9:41 PM
Cute and happy couple. I am so glad you are happy together. But, It seems this guy's profile is still up at Richromances.com. Are you looking for only pals over there?
56. gerard Vandenberg - August 19, 2008 6:50 AM
THERE WEREN'T ANY SEXY BIKINI'S FOR SALE?
57. Anal Rape Aficianado - August 19, 2008 9:55 AM
I want to tongue her bum.
58. granada - August 19, 2008 5:21 PM
#32 - LMAO!!!
59. Ann - August 19, 2008 7:50 PM
Why does he spray the front of her legs? You can do that yourself.
60. Apple Repair Guy - August 19, 2008 8:14 PM
Why is this flat chested girl #2?
61. Denise - August 20, 2008 1:38 AM
Oh what a plain boring white girl. (I spicy latina)
62. Kack - August 20, 2008 8:57 PM
WTF? She's still with this douchebag? Kristin GET A FUCKING REAL MAN .
63. big teeth - August 22, 2008 5:15 PM
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG YOU STUPID FRICKIN IDIOT! Any guy who chooses spraying over rubbing lotion on Kristen Bell should turn in his genitals..
64. Camel Toe - August 23, 2008 7:48 PM
Only a pussy would apply anything on that body by spray.I would not be able to keep my hands off that beautiful woman.
Hey,pussy,Clay Aiken is single.
65. pale is beautiful - August 24, 2008 12:01 AM
not everyone can be tan - get over it! accept it!
pale skin is nice!!!! now stfu
66. jumpstart - August 24, 2008 2:10 PM
who is kristin Bell?
67. Rosossko Jones - August 26, 2008 7:32 PM
An awful lot of calls for her to tan here... Hard to believe so many shallow consumer whores visit this site.
68. nasty - August 29, 2008 3:18 PM
reminds me of nicole richie in her creepy anorexic stage.
69. tomas - June 30, 2009 2:49 PM
Argentina first