Kim Kardashian provides an answer to the age-old question 'Girl, where did you go and get dat ass?'

that first pic is the shit. thank you, fish.

Must be hot in LA this time of year...

yea im very jealous lol.... shes having a purple power ranger helmet (aka special ed) moment thanx for the pix as paris would say... thats hott

OMG how friggin funny is that pic!!!!!

What's up muffin-top? Do you come here often?

dairy is addictive because it has dopamines to aid mother-child bonding
everyone should stop thinking of it as a 'food group'
it has pus from the nipples too! nasty!

id love to burry my nose right between that crack

Shes such a fat fucking pig.

Kim Kadashian is always a good closer for the weekend.

Wow, what a hypocrite (hippo-crite, actually). Given her preferences that should be chocolate ice cream, with squirts of tapioca followed by lemon juice.

WHO MADE THESE STUPID SCARVES "FASHIONABLE"?? THEY LOOKING FUCKING RETARDED. FUCKING. RETARDED. Plus it's summer time...who needs a scarf?!?!?!?

@10
OMG LMFAO---so true.

i swear, this is the best laugh i've had all day

good job

Picture #1 looks like she's never had anything that big close to her mouth before. Suddenly, I feel sorry for Reggie Bush.

#6 - PETA troll - we're worship a cow here, and most of the guys commenting are white so they'll never get a chance to eat her. You should be happy.

I would wreck her bad ... she would be screaming HELL YES PEWPEWPEW!!!

Her face is looking more and more like Cher's.

Kim, you shouldn't be eating that ice cream--what happened to your sudden "work out plan"?

I bet she gets her jeans custom made.

Poor Reggie. He told her "Look, Kim, you know I like the big booty - you know I do - but it's getting out of hand now. You need to get in shape. I hate to say this, but it's either me or the ice cream." Well, Reg, here's your answer...

God people must be bored. Kim calles the paps for a photo op: "I'm going to be licking an ice cream cone at the corner of sunset and manchester at 12pm sharp. For an extra $100 I'll lick your ice cream cone too..."

OM NOM NOM!

HILLarious.

ha, she is killin that ice cream... I would love to stick that though.

that ice cream had no chance

Oh my gosh, that was fricken funny; thank you fish. After a day of pap schmears, dog farts, and general life aggravations, I needed that laugh. (...tmi anyone? ;)

What a disgusting individual.
Can someone please remind me why she's famous? She just kinda seemed to appear on the radar for no obvious reason.

People are going to photoshop their penises in place of that ice cream cone in the first picture...

Her eyes are lit up like it's a cock she's about to eat. I should introduce her to my purple-headed yogurt slinger, she'd love him.

@25...

Holy crap, what frik do you do for a living?

.i think shes hella pretty...and its mostly girls that say mean things about her.....cause im pretty sure if kim was to want any of the guys on here they'd be all for it...plus. who doesnt love ice cream!

It's summer! This whole "summer" scarf thing is such a bogus fad. No one wears $%^&*#@ SCARVES in the SUMMER. That and the whole terrorist sympathy scarves is so bullshit. God Hollywood sucks. And here i continue to sit and read.

Mudshark.
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Oh yeah. Mudshark.

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Oh yeah. Mudshark.

Wouldn't chocolate ice cream be more appropriate?? Vanilla just doesn't look right on her mudshark lips.

id so eat ice cream out of that.

Wow, if this is it, it'll be a boring weekend. Let me get things started...

So at least now we know exactly how Kim got so FAT. At 40 lbs overweight, she shouldn't be eating any ice cream at all.

(discuss)

haha that pic is so damn funny....hey Fish you should put that pic of her in the Superficial banner next week!

Thanks Fish for one of the best pics on your site (ever).

KIMZILLA about to swallow the city of Tokyo.

#29 lol

If she goes after Reggie Bush's cock like she is that ice cream, brutha is one happy dude. Swallowed whole, yet creamy.

I eat ice cream but my butt is super flat :(

@39

first id like to state the coincidence of your name, dont ask but i luved him in black reign with carmen haze (now she shouldve gotten five mill) .... second did you see the tape? im so sorry but she cannot fuck or suck dick, (who does that 1978 double hand wrap around like milking a cow? or lay there taking it? no backing it up, fake orgasms, she cute but give me a break that was a porn tape from hell, hats off to ray j, that man blasted those cheeks.) its 2008, lollipop was an instructional song not a metaphor. my question is why make the tape? so the synopsis ladies and gents; less time in the mirror more time ACTUALLY learning HOW to FUCK thats if your gonna go there in the first place lol. i give her cred though she made five mill. not hatin but sweetie was just a pretty face to skeet on.... i jus cant watch people make that mistake of confusing the two of victim and a gangsta, im just keepin up with reality

Hey Kim, great to see you again for it's been awhile since we spoke last.

You continue to be a light in an otherwise darkened world. Not only do you inspire women but you also inspire the men.

By far, you are the Godess we've been waiting for.

Randal

@40
stick to that regimen kido, and youll have an ass that relies on girdles like a flatliner in the ER needs life support.....

just being a bit salty. people love you for you, pancakes, dont be sad love your pancake ass

fat bitches dont be mad love your fat ass

women yall letting hollywood make you forget whats real and fake. love you for you. just be the best YOU can be. dont try to be the next chick. grab your ass flat or gigantic and just love it. the reality is being pretty or perfect does shit. look at kim. she s pretty rich... braindead and still manages to seem unhappy and vacant. begging the public to like her, people dress me, am i hot, am i relevant because you all feel im hot, lol wtf?. be a boss and own whatever you do have. the world will not only respect you for it but it wouldnt matter cause your too busy feeling yourself. whatever you do just do it to the fullest. thats why society is rapidly falling apart everyone is spineless, and too wrapped up in shit that doesnt matter. im 6.2 36c 27 37 somebody somewhere is like your to0 tall your too this, do i cry about it, seek approval from everybody? fuck no, i embrace the sexy and the not so sexy it is what it is, and i politely pull down my panties and i take a piss on their foreheads.... so stop letting these sillicone blow up dolls and photoshop to death uber sluts destroy the reminisce of what society has been eradicating for years, WOMENS SELF WORTH. dont be that girl who lets guys poke them to be liked and validated. be that girl whos is already SELF empowered and fuck to please HERSELF, plus it never hurts to a have a few sex slaves on deck ya dig?

Randal get a fuckin clue, like you actually know her. come on!

Randal get a fuckin clue, like you actually know her. come on!

i'm jealous. i'm getting my own ice cream right now.
@ #43
"be a boss and own whatever you do have"
that's sounds ok to me. :)

@45 getting at 42

its funny but sometimes on these threads some peoples responses seem as though there from reggie, somebody close to kim, or even kims lame ass pretending to be somebody else. so in a nut shell that sounds like some gay ass baby back bitch shit so say, so maybe it was reggie's proposal to kim.....

ps i really used to respect reggie till he got his dick stuck in the fucking pickle jar. i really hope this year goes well for him i do. the man has sooo much potential. he was raw since USC now he is fallin off. money wise he still has stacks, career wise, shit if he doesnt throw this bitch in the trash like he shoulda did last year, focus on his career his negotiations for the renewal of his contract will sound more like a keith sweat song. so please do new orleans and trojan fans a favor drop this ho at the nearest curb so the next trick can play his hand, and salvage your chances to be one of the greats, versus being a bust, and wifing the most glorified jumpoff in history. just because shes eager to suck dick doesnt actually mean its even worth it. QUALITY VERSUS QUANTITY.... right now her purchasing wedding magazines before you even asked the bitch is a penalty flag. she has bad form (that and the planet seen her bobbin on ray j dangle stick) and its a bad look . please learn from paul mc cartney if you do decide to attempt to flip a ho into a house wive... get a prenup and ask your self what REALLY happened with her EX HUSBAND. you 23 you need to cool it

That must be a Ben & Jerry's Ray J Surprise flavored scoop.

Everyone stop hatin' on Kim. Hoes gotta eat too.

She still has a nice booty if you ask me

that is a funny face she is making though

Look,it's Kim and her jigaboo booty.

Again.

Yawn.

She's cute - let her eat the cone.

shes cute! And shes got a real girls figure. not a scrawny skinny-fat twig. Sexy, curvy. nuff said.

lame post

nobody cares about this chick anymore
why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
what's seriously exciting about her??

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nobody cares about this chick anymore
why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
what's seriously exciting about her??

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nobody cares about this chick anymore
why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
what's seriously exciting about her??

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nobody cares about this chick anymore
why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
what's seriously exciting about her??

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nobody cares about this chick anymore
why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
what's seriously exciting about her??

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nobody cares about this chick anymore
why the hell are you posting some chick eating an icecream?
what's seriously exciting about her??

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Is it time to say goodbye to Superficial?
If all it's going to be is the same nobody's fat ass in every other post, I'm outta here.

boring fish..
Time to move on

(above spam was intentional and completely necessary)

Is it time to say goodbye to Superficial?
If all it's going to be is the same nobody's fat ass in every other post, I'm outta here.

boring fish..
Time to move on

(above spam was intentional and completely necessary)

Is it time to say goodbye to Superficial?
If all it's going to be is the same nobody's fat ass in every other post, I'm outta here.

boring fish..
Time to move on

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This Randal dude makes me worry...I think he's convinced that he actually has a relationship with these people and is communicating with them...I smell a John Hinckley situation brewing.

She is lovely !I saw hei profile on Millionaire4me.com----Wow,she is so hot.There are so many famous people on this site.It is a worth to have a look.Don't miss it.

Don't you worry about Randal. He has been great ever since he completed his anger management course.

I urine for Kim.

She looks like Cher with curves.

The look in her eyes in the top pic is an epic lol

she is hot as shit.

first, i'm sure she's not getting her ass from frozen yogurt. everyone responding here is probably eating gallons of ice cream alone in their mom's basement.

enjoy stewing in your jealousy while i copy her hot outfit and get an astounding amount of male attention when people are like, whoa you look like kim kardashian.

woot.

I really like your website, Karl Wang.

I just think she's a cute girl who doesn't have a reason to be that famous.
Let her eat, and enjoy herself... She's only human.

#43- (hits chest with fist) RIGHT ON!

Would love to lick ice cream off her booty.

I'M SURE SHE LOVES TO LICK!!!

SHES A HOT GIRLE BIG ASS BIG BOOBS
LOVE KIM 4 EVER

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

HERS IS THE FATTEST ASS I EVER SEEN,WHAT A PATHETIC PIG,SHE IS NOT A CELEBRITY,WHY THE MORONIC MEDIA FOLLOWS HER!
I HATE HER,AND I DON'T WANNA SEE HER ASS.

simplicity 54-62; your posts were really fricking annoying. You think the fishes post was boring? You just irritated & bored everyone w/ yours; again...and again,etc. Once or twice would have been enough. But I am happy to see that hardly anyone is posting abt Kim Bigass Kardashian. Is her 15 minutes finally up? Please God...

i can only imagine the photo shopping going on with the original pic.

Most of you do NOT even know what fat is!!!

Great pic - but knowing what we know about her - shouldn't the ice cream be chocolate??? :P

man she is soo awesome i love her she is sexy

KiKa > all.

right #82 - how I wish that ice cream cone was my cock and balls

khloe - August 2, 2008 7:42 PM

she is hot as shit.

first, i'm sure she's not getting her ass from frozen yogurt. everyone responding here is probably eating gallons of ice cream alone in their mom's basement.

enjoy stewing in your jealousy while i copy her hot outfit and get an astounding amount of male attention when people are like, whoa you look like kim kardashian.

woot.

this was fuckin rich i just had to copy paste this hot ass mess of a stabbing statement to the um "Haters".

1) shit, is right on the money, hot shit is even closer i just saw her without her mountain of makeup and a monster shit i take on her chest.... nice and steamy and minus the cup!!! in other words i feel insulted you feel i should downgrade to be on her level

2) your correct she get her ass from fried oreos, and a top secret government employed plastic surgeon, who id like to call Dr. Purchased Some Ass Cheeks, and i think i previously mentioned busted anus.... did you not see the film, (cough, sneeze , i mean leaked homemade porno) ps not self leaked

3) male attention by wrapping fabric and strings around your tits? great bday surprise not a great get up when in public and trying to be a self proclaimed "role model" or leverage to hemming a man up to be his wifey material sweetie what part of being a boss did you not get? i can wear a white suite showing nothing but minimum cleavage rocking stillettos, smoking a cigar sippin on henney without the coke and pull men. because im a mutha fuckin boss. what wrong with females these days kim a role model? if this is our only role model, and example of woman sexuality, and beauty standards... wow did ya not peep the 60's? you dont have to wear the same recycled stripper attire to be sexy. sexy is attitude, its your body too, but its your everything. kim is the perfect example of being perfectly naked, but still hella weak. and that desperado tude is not hot. she is a bust it then roll over and dip baby. she jus got lucky reggie is 23 and haven't yet read the " how to pimp/ pussy proof your cranium memo".

4) this next part dear gave me severe heartburn reading; "enjoy stewing in jealousy".... wow you busted out the big guns on that shit didnt ya? well your witticism surprises me, not bad for a kim stan, not bad at all. well enjoy being a copy cat, last i check bosses dont jock the next bitch. ... so while this kim stan epidemic is flarin outta control like aids. ill be that boss ass amazon at the bar in the club in the midst of brain dead clingy whiny ass mannequins- ill be smokin my cigar and sippin my henney singing "we are not the same i am a martin" bet how many men phone home?

oh yeah and woot lmfao? ill leave that alone, i dont want to push any cutters to the each ya know? i can see it now emo kim stan ends it all.... now download that shit BIATCH!!

No amount of ice cream can give a woman the beautiful curvature Kim is blessed with...if you want to thank anyone, or thing, thank her skeletal system.

im tellen you just how i feel so wake up the members of the nations and shes looking hungry fo sundae ice creeaam awoowoo yeehaaw hulk smash kim smash