Aug 18 2008Kim Kardashian performs with Pussycat Dolls
Dear Mr. President,
It is with the deepest regret that I must inform you of grave news: The terrorists have won. Attached is photographic evidence that is not for the weak at heart. (Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the photos to Dick Cheney. Everyone likes a helper!)
During this darkest hour, I can't help but think, had you provided me with a jetpack, we could've turned this thing around. Sure, I only wanted to wear it while having sex with models, but if you know another way to win the war on terror, I'm all ears.
Didn't think so,
The Superficial Writer
NOTE: Video after the jump. It's the only one I could get my hands on, and it, uh, might try to sell you porn. So, no need to thank me. I love my peoples!
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Reader Comments
1. Eric - August 18, 2008 10:31 AM
I'd hit it
2. Vaynika - August 18, 2008 10:32 AM
Wow.
3. mimi - August 18, 2008 10:32 AM
FISH -HEAD SUKS!
BRITNEY ROCKS!
4. metalman - August 18, 2008 10:37 AM
gettin better with age.....and a few less pounds
5. wattznext - August 18, 2008 10:37 AM
Mmmmm...Thick and juicy...I'd hit it hard like a hammer!
6. Sam - August 18, 2008 10:38 AM
She should just work in a strip club. It seems that's the only thing she is good at.
7. dude - August 18, 2008 10:40 AM
Do you have any idea how bad a Kardashian smells?
8. fake butt - August 18, 2008 10:41 AM
I dare you to look at that last Kim picture and tell me her @ss is not fake.
That last pic is the ultimate proof her @ss is cosmetically enhanced. The shape is not natural. Time to go back for more filling Kim, or perhaps you need to change the implant for a different size.
9. bakinmycake - August 18, 2008 10:43 AM
paging Mrs. Huge Ass......
10. Joe C - August 18, 2008 10:48 AM
That tranny looking thing that runs the Pussycat Dolls has to be one of the scariest looking creatures I've seen in a long time. I was flipping channels and saw some Pussycat Doll contest , but had to turn away because they kept showing that plastic surgery nightmare. When standing next to that thing, Kim K actually looks halfway decent.
11. Rose - August 18, 2008 10:51 AM
Hot model with a huge ass. Kim is always sexy and gorgeous. She gets many views at super model site Richromances.com per day. One of the hottest lady over there
12. sixpack - August 18, 2008 10:55 AM
@ 10 - isn't that Jonathan Anton's sister? Saw her on his TV show and was appalled at how much nippin', tuckin' and collagen that grill has seen!
13. the truth - August 18, 2008 11:02 AM
I love a nice round ass, but hers is deformed looking
14. Kukore - August 18, 2008 11:06 AM
Her ass is like a flat blow-up-doll (deflated) compared to Mulher Melancia. In fact Kim´s ass is so flat it cant even hold 2 beers and some nuts.
15. JimmyBachaFungool - August 18, 2008 11:09 AM
I want to see her in jeans and a tee shirt..hardly any makeup...not saying she wouldn't look good, I think she would look better.
16. netstarman - August 18, 2008 11:13 AM
Jeez that ass is bigger than the Super Bowl!! Talk about a End Zone aaa the jokes keep coming. At least the Oompa-Loompas have some shade under the chocolate falls.
17. rough daddy - August 18, 2008 11:14 AM
whats a pussycat doll? is it singing group? an act in vegas? and why are these 3rd rate celebrities performing with them?
18. sevenandaswitchblade - August 18, 2008 11:16 AM
Take a look at the last pic. I don't think I've ever seen an ass in the shape of a right angle.
19. Workoutaholic - August 18, 2008 11:19 AM
WTF? why is her @ss shaped like an OCTAGON in the last pic?
I hate fake bitches!
20. Deacon Jones - August 18, 2008 11:20 AM
Wow, she really know how to hold that microphone, eh fellas? (wink, elbow to ribs)
21. truth - August 18, 2008 11:21 AM
she has a big ass, not a shapely ass.
22. domerom - August 18, 2008 11:22 AM
she has the typical transvesti's ass...gross
23. Rick - August 18, 2008 11:25 AM
Jennifer Biel's ass >>>>>>>>>>> Kim's ass
24. Andy - August 18, 2008 11:26 AM
Not a fan of the "full diaper" look that she has now.
25. yum - August 18, 2008 11:39 AM
i want her to sit on my face and suffocate me with her perfect ass
26. . - August 18, 2008 11:39 AM
hahahaha
she´s sooo gross
:S
27. . - August 18, 2008 11:40 AM
hahahaha
she´s sooo gross
:S
28. dew - August 18, 2008 11:45 AM
I hope her voice is as fake as her butt, cuz ewwww!
I always imagined her voice would be slightly husky; never did I think she'd talk like a 50s cartoon.
29. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 18, 2008 11:45 AM
not bad
30. dude - August 18, 2008 11:49 AM
pic #2 looks like the backside of my 62 year old Aunt Judy.
31. literarycritic - August 18, 2008 11:53 AM
@#28: I had the same reaction. She has the body of a grown woman & about fifteen pounds of makeup on. So why does she talk like a 12-year-old girl? It's incredibly jarring. And it breaks the illusion she puts out by how she dresses & makes herself up.
Just goes to show that there's more to being truly sexy than T&A and fake eyelashes.
32. Curtis - August 18, 2008 11:58 AM
Poor Kim's ass looks fat and loose when she was wearing her fishnet stockings but her ass looked fat and bigger and perkier when she was wearing her girdle in the other pics where she is wearing the white outfit. Kim is just the typical fat chick that needs girdles to improve her big fat loose ass.
33. Tre' Flint - August 18, 2008 12:01 PM
Wow, not surprising that you throw political potshots on a topic that has nothing to do with politics. Shouldnt you be back working at the korean grocer?..or at your local chinese restaurant? Or maybe blowing barack osama, explaining to him that as a potential presidential candidate, NOTHING is above his paygrade.
You sir, are an idiot. Im guessing you make a meager wage and like every other non-working shitbag, just want someone that will provide you with money from those of us that do work.
Keep up the good work! Its good to see the typical liberal slant on everything. You are like cnn, nbc, cbs, abc & E! all rolled in one, but with a little more truth in your posts than them on their broadcasts. Just be ready to head north after the next terror attack, as we will be hunting your kind down and forcing a mass exodus of stupid, whiney, lazy, bleeding heart, take from the rich/give to the poor liberals. Either that or internment camps...I prefer the the camps personally...because nothing looks better through a scope than a crying liberal.
34. gotmilk? - August 18, 2008 12:02 PM
what that fuck are those, swimmies on her arms? she's going to need more than one pair to keep her fat ass from drowning in the pool.
35. celebrity gossip - August 18, 2008 12:02 PM
teşekkürler
36. havoc - August 18, 2008 12:03 PM
There is a God.....
Hot stuff...
.
37. S.A.D. - August 18, 2008 12:06 PM
honestly kim you need to tell your doctors to make it look more real or you need to be careful of what you put on cause certain things you wear makes you look fake....im not hatin but this pic looks like you need a redo or something or the outfit just doesnt flatter your body!!!!!!!!
38. literarycritic - August 18, 2008 12:08 PM
@#33: I'm assuming you're referring to the "terrorists have won" comment...
Newsflash: it was a JOKE, and not even a very political one, at that. Where the fuck do you get "liberal" from that? And what is this shit about internment camps for liberals? Take your stupid fascist ass to North Korea -- your craziness will blend right in.
39. Tre' Flint - August 18, 2008 12:12 PM
Also, Id love to see everyones girlfriends/wives that are on here knocking Kim.
While her propensity for dark meat is sad and disturbing, she is absolutely beautiful and Id be willing to bet that none of your wives/gf's are as beautiful.
If you think so, go to http://tinypic.com/ & upload a picture of her and post the link in a comment for all of us to see. tinypic is freehosting and you dont need a login or anything.
Oh, and not you fish. Blow up black male dolls dont count, even with a wig on.
40. abby normal - August 18, 2008 12:13 PM
Look at the last picture her ass looks like its sliding down her legs
41. rough daddy - August 18, 2008 12:14 PM
whats with the "fake" talk these jealous bitches are refering to? anyone seens Ice T's wife backside?
42. Ken - August 18, 2008 12:18 PM
#39
You must be fat like Kim and take these remarks personally. Only fat chicks get senstive about the negative fat comments about Kim.
#41
Just because Ice T has a fat wife with a fat ass does not mean people are jealous; we simply are not into fat chicks no matter where the fat is at.
43. Tre' Flint - August 18, 2008 12:20 PM
@38 - wow, your stupidity is...normal for a liberal. The comment Im referring to was the "its ok for liberals to wish death on someone political, but no one dare do it to them" of :
"Attached is photographic evidence that is not for the weak at heart. (Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the photos to Dick Cheney. Everyone likes a helper!)"
Its of no surprise that you couldnt spot it...and perfect evidence as to why barack osama is even being talked about. You cant even see the obvious.
Stay home with your Wii on November 2nd, 2008 kid.
44. kat - August 18, 2008 12:35 PM
kim is NOT fat. this country is so weird. we have this obsession for women to be thin...um...did you know women need extra fat to bare children? women are innately made to have more body fat!! that's what makes them sexy. CURVES
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46. Cat - August 18, 2008 12:46 PM
She reminds me of Brittney, when Britney was have her breakdown episodes.
Does this woman have no shame? It looks like she needs a caretaker like Brittney, too.
47. why cant she dance or fuck? id respect her if she could at least do that much.... why so stiff Kimmi - August 18, 2008 12:48 PM
no she aint fat but she cant fuck or dance jesus this chic is just useless and all plastic looks. honestly all she has to offer anyone is her ass and yeah it certaintly not looking so great lately ..... and no im not hating, she has no rhythm, she is stiff and deformed and starting to look like a tranny
48. Andrea - August 18, 2008 12:49 PM
Her looks and "talent" would go over much better at the state fair.
49. Trick or Treat - August 18, 2008 12:50 PM
Is it Halloween already.
50. The Princess and the Pee - August 18, 2008 1:04 PM
Spongekim Squareass.
51. metalman - August 18, 2008 1:05 PM
lotta hatein goin on 2day
52. TheJoker07 - August 18, 2008 1:05 PM
Damn she looks good!
53. Butt Munch - August 18, 2008 1:34 PM
if she kept her natural body no one would be making fun of her.....
BUTT YOU GOTTA FEEL BAD FOR HER. after-all it must suck having such a bad nip/tuck that EVERY one can tell you had work done on your @ss
poor thing
54. Butt Munch - August 18, 2008 1:34 PM
if she kept her natural body no one would be making fun of her.....
BUTT YOU GOTTA FEEL BAD FOR HER. after-all it must suck having such a bad nip/tuck that EVERY one can tell you had work done on your @ss
poor thing
55. dogonabone - August 18, 2008 2:13 PM
FAT COW WITH CURDLED THIGHS.
sick.
56. nicola - August 18, 2008 2:15 PM
10 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound sack.
57. walt - August 18, 2008 2:24 PM
Circus Freak Show.
58. walt - August 18, 2008 2:25 PM
Circus Freak Show.
59. lol @32 and her 50 male sign-in names - August 18, 2008 2:31 PM
Dear 'Gia', DOC, or whatever miscellaneous male name you come up with:
Making several dupe names with the key words
-girdles(which you repeat every sentence), loose jiggly ass, butt shapers, etc
Hi. Guys don't talk like that.
Trying to convince everyone that being scrawny is awesome and having T&A is bad=Fail. Also, you're a fucking psycho. Get help. NOW.
60. Vito Siciliano - August 18, 2008 2:34 PM
Her butt looks like a water balloon about to explode
61. tha - August 18, 2008 2:36 PM
how do you like your milkshakes?
but honestly, PERFECTION. the outfit, the body, the hair, the beauty...DAMN!
who wouldn't? really...who wouldn't.
ps. robin antin is next to the word HOOCH in the dictionary. honestly, what an old skanky hag.
62. Goblinkatie - August 18, 2008 3:20 PM
Hey #33, why do you hate freedom?
See what I did there? It's called humor.
If I were to add in that your anger and unjustified rage over an offhand comment probably stems from a lack of blood flow thanks that tight sphincter clamping down on your neck, it would be topical humor. (Cus dude, Kim's got a butt, in case you missed that part of this story .)
Honestly, what the hell are you doing on this site if you're so painfully right winged that you can't even find humor in joking that Cheney's old and has a weak heart? Can you deny either of those observations? Even he's made jokes about his age and his heart. The nature of that quip is no different than any other crack the Superficial Writer comes up with.
Loosen up and understand that just because someone makes a crack at a celebrity (I mean that's what are politicans are these days) it's not a death threat or even a wish that the person in question would die. Welcome to America ass hat, we get to crack jokes and laugh at our political officials here without fear of being locked up.
Oh, and before you try to come back and call me a liberal, I'm a Libertarian. There, now you have a basis to work off of when you come back and try to flame me.
63. Supernetuser - August 18, 2008 4:15 PM
All Kim Kardashian is known for is her ass and her dad being OJ's lawyer. She hasn't done much to earn what she has. She's always had everything given to her.
64. Ed Castillo - August 18, 2008 4:57 PM
I met her at a bar a few years ago. She's just as assgigglicious in real life.
She gave me head.
65. Tre' Flint - August 18, 2008 5:23 PM
@62 Goblinkatie
keep your day job, the superficial isnt looking for 2nd class butt humor, or stupid ass libertarians.
Libertarian= someone lacking the moral fortitude to pick a side for fear of pissing someone off...someone straddling the fence. Dont worry about the splinters form the fence corky...they arent real.
Obviously you are new here and are unaware of the superficial boat boys lean to the left, so maybe you outta mindyabizness and worry about your life partners yeast infected vag...and how your gonna get all theat creamy goodness out. Youre dismissed fence straddler.
66. Karisha - August 18, 2008 6:06 PM
HAHAHAHA Kim is wearing floaties. Who ever gave her that outfit should be shot or suffocated with her ass. That would be a bigger punishment. That outfit is terrible.... and wtf with the pink puffy sleeve shit? Doesnt match for shit! Is that the kind of crap she sells at her store?
67. Dr. John Blackheart - August 18, 2008 6:48 PM
you stupid mother fuckers haven't seen big asses before, have you? I have, and from experience (fucking) that's what big asses look like. big asses are just that, big asses, no matter how much she works out it will never be as tight as the 13yr old little Chinese boys you fagots like, If she sat on me I'd fuck her, I wouldn't have to think for .0001 of a sec to do it , unlike you fagots that don't know whats good. Keep up your comments though its funny. Funny that not one of you retarded fucks would deny her a good fuck, and if you did you wouldn't know what to do with it, that's why she scares you, because she is to much for you to handle and that scare the fuck out of you, so you criticize. You mother fuckers are humiliating, makes me sad to be an American, when we should rise up and FUCK the shit out of everyone that comes in to this country, like the good old times.
68. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 7:03 PM
YOU WHITE MEN CALL ANYTHING OVER A SIZE 4 FAT
HOW CAN YOU WHITE MEN CALL ASIAN WOMEN (WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY, NOT EVEN A MAN A BOY!) ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU CALL KIM FAT?
KIM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY PEDIOFILES.
69. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 7:05 PM
YOU WHITE MEN CALL ANYTHING OVER A SIZE 4 FAT
HOW CAN YOU WHITE MEN CALL ASIAN WOMEN (WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY, NOT EVEN A MAN A BOY!) ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU CALL KIM FAT?
KIM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY PEDIOFILES.
70. short shot - August 18, 2008 7:10 PM
PSD sucks and with Kim K. about 200% worse. Where's Danity Kane when ya need em? oh wait ... here they are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJ-zyBUIjs
71. b - August 18, 2008 7:32 PM
http://www.rawvegas.tv/watch.php?vID=b6f82c9851f2f89b4d55284fa9e040
72. PIGGY - August 18, 2008 7:38 PM
HEY FAT CHICKS WE KNOW IT HURTS WHEN WE TALK ABOUT KIMS FAT ASS AND BIG HIPS FOR HER SHORT BODY SO TOO BAD AND GET OVER IT OR QUIT EATING TOO MUCH LIKE KIM. QUIT STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH FOOD AND TAKE ACTION NOW BY DOING SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES EATING.
73. F.U. - August 18, 2008 7:41 PM
@ #68, #69
You have problems and you can't fucking spell. Quit taking the fact that you're a fatass out on the rest of us.
74. angela - August 18, 2008 7:44 PM
Tre Flint/PIGGY/GIA, etc:
Please get the doses on your bipolar medication checked. Arguing this intently and furiously over someone you don't know, and on a site that is just meant to poke fun at famous people just because we CAN (no other reason, I'd make fun of the chick I met in the parking garage earlier, but no one one would know what I'm talking about) is NOT NORMAL!!
75. DBlumpkin - August 18, 2008 10:17 PM
"LOL i wouldn't touch that fat ass" = FAG
If Kim is not your type I'm sure you are definitely not HER type. Any man over 5'9" with a functioning penis he's not ashamed of who doesn't suck gay dick would bone this girl in a HEART BEAT.
So if you wouldn't nail Kim you are either:
1.) gay
2.) a small insecure boy
76. sally - August 18, 2008 10:51 PM
why does she keep embarrassing herself like this? she must really have a lot of self hatred and poor self esteem issues. why else would she do this? people don't really like her, people just stare in the same way everyone slows to look at a car wreck when they pass it on the freeway. it's just sick curiosity and sadly she likes it, which is really, really pathetic
.... and like a car wreck, i always regret that i looked.
77. Distiller - August 19, 2008 2:27 AM
If anybody thinks that girl is "sexy", he might only think so until he hears her voice ...
78. Deva - August 19, 2008 2:52 AM
How is it that we have starving, poor people in the world struggling to get by. And we have this over privileged, undertalented cunt who gets by on the stratospheric size of her ass? And the idiots of america keep buying into it. Fools.
79. gerard Vandenberg - August 19, 2008 7:03 AM
ELIMINATE the cat.
I JUST WANT YOUR PUSSY!!
80. FACE - August 19, 2008 7:45 AM
THe second and the last pics made me bust a 2 pint load in my shorts on site. This chick is the hottest thing on 2 legs today and the fag haters and punk ass white boys that call her fat are looking even dumber.
81. ur mom - August 19, 2008 8:47 AM
why do the pussycat dolls always look as white trash and unattractive as possible? kim looks disgusting!
82. larry the dsl guy - August 19, 2008 10:50 AM
#78 go screw your mother. why are the idiots of the world starving?
83. larry the dsl guy - August 19, 2008 10:54 AM
#75 likes fat annoying pigs with fake body parts
84. Anwar - August 19, 2008 11:15 AM
#80
Yes I love fat sexy chicks like Kim and the US has plenty of them. I love big fat butts like Kim's that shake like jello when they walk.
85. Jim - August 19, 2008 1:54 PM
She sounds like a fat ignorant fool when she talks. I would not be able to hear her voice all day long yikes! And having to watch her eat a lot all day long would bother me as well.
86. Nancy - August 20, 2008 1:20 AM
Wow, people actually thought this video was "sexy"? To each his own, but this video was totally uninspiring. Nothing sexy about doing a two-step walk around a chair, tranny make-up, talking about celebrity boyfriends (because that's all her life revolves around), and sounding like a whiny 11-year old. I can put on a better show in my sleep, geez!
Needless to say, her butt DOES look really weird in those photos as well as in the video, too. Does anyone notice that it doesn't actually move when she walks? And that the area where her butt meets her hips kinda folds unnaturally?
http://www.photobucket.com/kimkfake
P.S. What's wrong with having a "propensity for dark meat"? And what's with all the racist and demeaning comments whenever there's a Kim K. post?
87. Rich - August 20, 2008 10:41 AM
#86
The KimFake pics are great. The pictures show that Kim's butt size varies depending on the type of girdle she is wearing. In one pic Kim is wearing a green dress and it is obvious she is not wearing a girdle because her big loose butt does not look perky. Poor Kim will always be known as a porn star with a big fat loose butt that has to rely on girdles and Photoshop to improve her fat figure.
88. Tre' Flint - August 20, 2008 12:31 PM
@87 -
"What's wrong with having a "propensity for dark meat"?"
uh, nothing if you like people that:
cant speak english and think ebonics is "their" language
think they are owed a living because of something that happened 400 yrs ago
think life is about cars, bitches, money and other material objects
think crime is cool
think school is for whitey
think that if a black grown up isnt talking ebonics, hes a sell out
will support someone simply because of his/her color
listen to shitty music
wear shitty clothes
drive and nig out shitty cars
drink shitty champagne & liquor
refer to themselves as "african-american" when theyve never even been to africa
think that role models are rappers and sports players
etc etc etc.
89. Jack - August 20, 2008 1:37 PM
wow... ain't that a nice booty....
90. LaraCroftsmole - August 20, 2008 4:39 PM
Nauseating nasal American accents make me want to spew. She is pretty but sounds like she has urine in her nose, Oh wait this is Kim Kardashian, maybe she does.
91. Tr8cthis - August 20, 2008 5:56 PM
Id hit it like the dirty girl she is trying to be
92. Cute little fawn - August 22, 2008 12:14 AM
Why does she keep talking? She's definitely hot, but as soon as the mouth opens...
93. Anton - August 22, 2008 12:57 PM
She is cute for a fat chick. Although cute fat chicks are easy to find in the US; not all make porn flicks like fat ass Kim. I love fat chicks like Kim because they are so grateful and easy to bed when you tell them what they want to hear like I hate fit chicks or you are sexy curvy!
94. dd - September 28, 2008 4:59 PM
up date now pussycat doll
http://astore.amazon.com/pussycat-doll-20