Aug 15 2008Kim Kardashian defies laws of physics, wears short shorts
Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian's shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent. They would later go on to become the official plaid donor for not only the PGA tour, but the entire country of Scotland. True story.
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Reader Comments
1. Virgodoll - August 15, 2008 10:32 AM
God she is disgusting, cant imagine anyone finding that sexy
2. ConspirASSy - August 15, 2008 10:34 AM
Every photo taken exclusively from the front.
Shocking.
3. Ass Man - August 15, 2008 10:36 AM
Me likey.
4. P-Mat - August 15, 2008 10:37 AM
What the hell is she feeding that thing, oh wait...Habaneros grill apparently.
5. Virgodoll - August 15, 2008 10:37 AM
Doesn't it seem that her underpants have been stuffed?
6. Diana - August 15, 2008 10:39 AM
Shouldn't her 15 minutes be up already?
7. Where's Darkwing Duck? - August 15, 2008 10:44 AM
Her ass doesn't seem as huge.
BUTTPADS!
8. dennis - August 15, 2008 10:47 AM
who IS this woman and WHY do you keep putting junk about her on this site?
9. Deacon Jones - August 15, 2008 10:48 AM
Not one ass shot, not one. And with all these photogs there too....tsk tsk
10. disappointed - August 15, 2008 10:48 AM
My friends and I go on this website everyday but it just seems that the writer is SUPER ignorant when it comes to ethnic women. Its really sad how many of you ascribe to the same. Kim is gorgeous and any one who says otherwise is lying to themselves. Curves on a woman are the utmost feminine trait, but this site continues to insinuate that she is fat and that her assets are fake. Sometimes is was funny, but This site is spiraling into sher LAMENESS. From the posts, it sounds to me like everyone (including the writer) has seen only one body type and any shapes that deviate fromt aht one type are criticized. Lame lame lame lame lame
11. Vero - August 15, 2008 10:49 AM
GORDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. Ted from LA - August 15, 2008 10:51 AM
#10,
You have friends? That's rich.
13. Virgodoll - August 15, 2008 10:52 AM
#10... Ethnic women??????, dude even an idiot can tell that her underwear has been stuffed, just look carefully at the first photograph, curves on a woman look great, agreed, but wat's with all this stuffing? its ridiculous that she shud be famouz coz of her butt and even more coz even that's not real
14. ramalamadingdong - August 15, 2008 10:53 AM
She fucked my last boyfriend. Ok, I'm lying, unless my boyfriend is a picture of a naked burly black man.
15. YoYo - August 15, 2008 10:53 AM
Hot! What is wrong with that black chic's face in the third pic?!?
16. nephandi - August 15, 2008 10:55 AM
Sure this turkey is obviously stuffed but i'd still enjoy basting her!
17. Where's Darkwing Duck? - August 15, 2008 10:59 AM
@ everyone but #10
Careful you guys, Kim's here.
She'll but on the tight dress butt pad and crush us all.
Ahem,
she's beautiful & not fake at all you guys see how shiny and beautiful her skin & hair are? That's from Black people urine. No, seriously. Ancient Armenian Secret,
18. cltsig - August 15, 2008 11:01 AM
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
19. Racer X - August 15, 2008 11:08 AM
Nice stems.
/KiKa > all
20. literarycritic - August 15, 2008 11:08 AM
@#10: "Curves on a woman are the utmost feminine trait..."
BZZT! I'm sorry. The correct answer was "What is a vagina?"
"... but this site continues to insinuate that she is fat and that her assets are fake."
She is. They are.
21. llllllllll - August 15, 2008 11:09 AM
That is soo not her God given butt. I bet she went to Dr. Fuentes or Dr. Roberts.
22. JimmyBachaFungool - August 15, 2008 11:11 AM
Without question she is the hottest woman on the planet. I would love to lick every crevasse of her succulent, delicious body. I'm not a foot guy but I would worship her toes as well.
23. Deacon Jones - August 15, 2008 11:11 AM
@15
Dude, I just snorted coffee out my right nostril.
She looks like an orangutan in clothes.
24. Ricio - August 15, 2008 11:13 AM
She looks like a character from the "Fatasses" skits on the original-cast SNL.
25. DazZlinG - August 15, 2008 11:14 AM
Omg I dont care what anyone says I love this woman shes just so gorgeous and doesnt care what you lameasses think! Booyah..props to her. :)
cheers
26. johnsonville - August 15, 2008 11:14 AM
She needs some enema therapy. There must be 20 pounds of fecal matter clogged up in there
27. Joe C - August 15, 2008 11:15 AM
Blech!
28. Winston - August 15, 2008 11:17 AM
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! The simply fact is Kim is fat/overweight and has a huge butt and hips for her short stature. Most Americans are overweight like Kim and would rather make excuses for being fat instead of doing something about it. Some people find Kim's fat attractive while others appreciate a female that is fit, exercises regularly, and maintains a healthy fit body and not a fat ass like Kim. Kim got implants to try to improve her pear shaped body and a nose job to improve her looks. Kim got fat because she ate too much and it shows. Here is a picture of Kim before she got fat and another picture shows Kim wearing her signature industrial extra support girdle.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants
29. AJ - August 15, 2008 11:19 AM
The picture comment is hillarious!
"Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian's shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent."
lol!
It is the typical staged Kim photos where they do not show her big fat wide loose ass. Poor fat no talent self absorbed boring fat ass porn star Kim.
30. literarycritic - August 15, 2008 11:20 AM
@#23: HAHAHAHA
She does!
The hat-holding-the-wig-down look just adds to the general hilarity of the "ME WANT BANANA" face below it.
31. Dee - August 15, 2008 11:22 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion that most of the "men" posting remarks on this site are actually women. Men don't generally make catty, insulting remarks about female body parts
Come on jealous bitches fess up already!!
32. Sell Porn Make Money - August 15, 2008 11:29 AM
she does look good in these pics.
33. White man - August 15, 2008 11:30 AM
Actually white men do make insulting remarks about girls with fat asses. Especially ethnic girls. Most especially, hairy ethnic girls.
34. hacksaw - August 15, 2008 11:31 AM
Asstastic
35. ___ - August 15, 2008 11:31 AM
OK everyone, lets not get crazy here. She is not really a fatass. She may have a fat ass, but she's not a fatass. She still only has one chin and her upper half looks fine.
What she is, though, is a uring gargling, mudshark media whore, which automatically dusqualifies her from the "hot" category. Regardless of whether or not you like fat asses. Unless, of course, you are into interracial piss chugging. In which case you should go see a therapist or just kill yourself you fucking freak. (I am talking to you #15 and #22).
36. steve - August 15, 2008 11:35 AM
I'd never fuck a girl who fucked a nygger.
37. Tara - August 15, 2008 11:36 AM
31, Oh yes men do...particularly when they are ugly, lifeless losers who scream at the world to cover up their hidden depression over the fact that they are so pathetic and could never get a woman who looks 1/100 as good as Kim (and the other women they bitch about).
Nerds...they are either jacking off to everything in sight or bitching to compensate for their 3 inch lollypops.
You have to almost feel sorry for them.
38. Bitter... - August 15, 2008 11:39 AM
...thy name is Tara, which means "unlucky in love". Or, "you should really get that thing looked at". Either way.
39. Ralph - August 15, 2008 11:42 AM
#31
You think females are catty and men are nice he! he!
We men can get so low down and diry and rude and crude about fat saggy ass Kim. I hate fat bitches that wear girdles to hide the fact that they have a saggy fat ass and eat too much.
40. Tara - August 15, 2008 11:42 AM
36, It's cool...she wouldn't fuck you either. I'm sure she has standards. They might not be very high but hey, it's all good because it doesn't take high standards to exclude a dick like you.
41. Tara - August 15, 2008 11:46 AM
I'm good Bitter! But thank you!
42. Ter - August 15, 2008 11:49 AM
Fat chicks get hurt when people put down Kim because they see themselves in Kim and fit chicks are relieved that they are not fat like Kim and know how to push themselves away from the plate unlike big hips and fat bottom Kim.
43. steve - August 15, 2008 11:59 AM
"It's cool...she wouldn't fuck you either. I'm sure she has standards."
She only fucks nyggers, so clearly she doesn't.
44. 18bmi - August 15, 2008 11:59 AM
I see no cellulite ridden ass/from behind shots. Clearly she pays the pap to take pictures from certain angles. Because the first shot anyone wants to get is of her dimpled ass and thighs and yet so few ass and back pictures exist. Her picitures are as phoney, posed and "selected" as Spiedi's.
45. The Laughing G-D - August 15, 2008 12:02 PM
Anonymity + audience + racist inclination = most of the ethnic based comments on superfish.
Fess up, none of you are that mentally impaired enough to actually say any of these comments out load to anyone who might assume you are talking to them. You, you people in your small towns, or middle management corporate offices. You people who are unimportant, you, to whom existence you matter not. Cower behind the safety of the internet; let your true thoughts betray everything you pretend to be. Ultimately it is not your own fault, your sickness is learned, not ingrained. A debt in time has been made by the sins of your fathers and their fathers. When your children's judgment comes, know that you cannot save them, know that it is not on action, know that it is on intention of thought, know that you didn't break the cycle, so you too share the blame.
46. lidiya - August 15, 2008 12:09 PM
wearing heels to go shopping in the middle of the day is a dumb whore trademark.
47. Gia - August 15, 2008 12:12 PM
#45
I am fit and work out regularly and it shows. Some people at work tend to ask me advice about a healthy lifestyle and I've helped many lose weight to their delight. Some people get hurt when the doctor tells them to lose weight. They tell me that they have curves in the right places and I kindly remind them that although some find the fat attractive, your doctor is trying to do you a favor by reminding you to lose weight by eating right and exercising. The bottom line is fat is unhealthy and can lead to health problems. As far as you talking about our children; the US has the highest obesity rate for children. We need to educate our children about eating right and exercising regularly, so they will not be the typical fat American like Kim. Instead of fat people making excuses for fat people; fat people need to start a healthy lifestyle. Good luck with your weight loss program.
48. ab - August 15, 2008 12:13 PM
loooong hair and big tits- i'd fuck her!!
and i'm a chick!!
49. Mike - August 15, 2008 12:15 PM
#45 - so you came to this site, looked around, and decided it's a place for self-righteous judgmental preaching. Your sin is clear in just about every sentence of your comment.
50. Tara - August 15, 2008 12:21 PM
Poor Steve...so insecure.
51. woodhorse - August 15, 2008 12:26 PM
I guess she holds her ass up by walking on her tip toes.
52. Maurice - August 15, 2008 12:27 PM
I wish they would show Kim's sexy fat ass because I love fat chicks like Kim. They are soft and grateful for any compliments; especially if you tell them that they are not fat just curvy. I know they are fat but fat chicks hate the word fat so I have to use curvy and thick to get them in bed.
53. Ted from LA - August 15, 2008 12:33 PM
Fish,
Get this lazy slob off the top of this site. What more is there to say? I used to urine for her, but no longer.
54. you are all lisping fruits - August 15, 2008 12:38 PM
if she gained another 15 pounds she would be almost as fat as britney spears is now.
the raven haired jessica rabbit pictured above is better than most of the things that appear on this site.
This along with monica belluci and scarlette johansson are what we heteros call curvy. rosie o'donnell is what is called fat in our language.
why don't you all get back to your pictures of claire danes and think happy thoughts.
I am going back to work now, so don't bother calling me black or a woman, I won't be reading it anyways.
55. The Laughing G-D - August 15, 2008 12:41 PM
#49 What sins? :D
56. CottageCheese - August 15, 2008 12:42 PM
I'm guessing her new perfume smells like a combination of piss and rotting fish on a hot summer day.
57. TheJoker07 - August 15, 2008 12:46 PM
She's mad hot.
58. rough daddy - August 15, 2008 12:48 PM
what a ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59. my comment - August 15, 2008 12:51 PM
She's becoming clown like.
Why buy a $6,000 bag if you are just going to carry your cell phone in your hand all the time?
60. KK - August 15, 2008 12:51 PM
It is so typical of fat bottom Kim to be seen either shopping, eating, or carrying food. She has such a boring life.
61. Drdanny - August 15, 2008 12:53 PM
Hey, is it just me or does she have a lot of junk in her trunk?
That's a big ass, ain't it?
62. CT - August 15, 2008 12:57 PM
i think she looks great! looks like shes lost a little weight.
i loooove the outfit too!
just because shes not stick thin doesnt mean shes not attractive.
curves are great! :)
63. rough daddy - August 15, 2008 1:01 PM
#31 theres a lot of creeps who hide behind the pc...they are definitely men. i use that term loosely,,,most of the wemen just like to read the comments and unfortunately make their opinion on how men behaves base on this site...
64. Wow - August 15, 2008 1:02 PM
At first I was really disppointed that I go tot he same website as a bunch of idiots, btu it has become quite clear that most of you are in Elementary School ( this was confirmed by #20's comment- you're not very bright, we both know that I'm not the first to tell you that). The only reason you think her butt is fake is because its large? You all need to get out of the small towns that you live in and observe. Some women have large asses and they are real. Kim Kardashian lives within an enclave (look it up) of people who feel the same way that oyu do- that she is fat and that her ass is a monstrosity, so why whould she pad her underwear? Let's all be honest with ourselves: Guys, if you ever met her you'd be drooling and girls, you Wish that you looked like her.
Mudshark? Really? Reggie Bush makes more money and is far more respected than all of you combined, so what does that make you?
65. Jes - August 15, 2008 1:03 PM
#62
Yeah yeah curves are great when they are not fat induced like Kim. Kim has a pear shaped body because her hips are the biggest part of her body. Most Americans are not thin but fat like Kim. It is rare to see stick thin Americans, but fat Americans like Kim are a dime a dozen. I prefer fit chicks that are toned and don't have big hips and a fat butt like Kim. Big deal Kim eats a lot and it shows on her fat butt and she has to rely on girdles to look decent. Fit chicks work at looking good and it shows!
66. Crystal - August 15, 2008 1:05 PM
Cute outfit but what's with those hideous shoes?!
67. Sam - August 15, 2008 1:12 PM
--65--
Kim has a big loose butt and she wears girdles to improve her figure. Girdles tend to make the butt look bigger because it lifts, packs, and supports the big bottom. We all know Kim's butt varies in size based on the type of girdle she is wearing. Kim is nothing without her girdles and Photoshop pictures. Even Kim's porn star boyfriend says Kim is fat and he loves fat chicks. Fat chicks like you have a hard time admitting you are fat and any chicks that look like you are fat. Get over it, quit making excuses, and quit stuffing your face with too much food like fat butt Kim. Here is a picture of Kim before she got breast implants and a nose job. There is also a picture of Kim when she was cute and petite (before she got fat) and also a picture of Kim wearing her girdle that makes her butt look bigger.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants
68. please forgive us dear Jesus - August 15, 2008 1:13 PM
#31,37,45,64...you're all so GOOD! And we are so BAD! Thank you for clarifying that in such extensive prose.
69. jonny superawesome - August 15, 2008 1:18 PM
she looks very good, I wonder who will peeing on her tonight?
70. Nancy - August 15, 2008 1:19 PM
#64
There are a lot of rich people that are miserable and do not have peace of mind. Being rich does not make you a better person. I make a great living and one of my best friends is a clerk and is more fun to be around than some of the superficial self absorbed money status people I work with. Kim will never have peace of mind because she will always struggle with her food addiction, struggle with being ignorant, and struggle because she has no talent or nothing interesting to offer the public. All Kim is famous for is doing porn and wearing girdles that make her butt look bigger because this is what girdles do in an attempt to make the fat loose bottom look perky.
71. ___ - August 15, 2008 1:28 PM
#64,
If by drooling, you are referring to that drooling that happens right after you take a bad shot of tequila or something, then you are right. I want to puke every time I look at her.
No matter what she looks like, the fact that she video taped some dude emptying his bladder on her is enough to make any sane person want to vomit an the mere thought of her.
And just because Reggie Bush has 10X the money any of us could ever dream of having, doesn't mean she's not a mudshark. In fact, one could argue that it makes her a gold-digging mudshark. And don't tell me she doesn't need his money. Her reality show career will be over in a couple of years and between herself, her mother and sisters, they'll blow through Robert Kardashian's bank roll in no time. Bruce Jenner is not that rich.
72. blackdudethatboinkedyourwife - August 15, 2008 1:30 PM
#36 - Whew..... your wife will be relieved..... well she'll be relieved when I'm done fucking her.
73. The Laughing G-D - August 15, 2008 1:56 PM
Let us try something. Let us reduce the know technology level to that of textiles, farm goods, and modestly complex metal work for two societies, A and B. Now let us have A enter into another separate society, C, kidnap some of its members and bring them to work as the base labor force. A floor by which no one of society A will every fall onto or beneath in economic or social terms. Now let us impose rules of said members of society C who find themselves held against their will in society A. Which will go as follows:
You shall not know how to read, write, or perform basic math. Such knowledge will be punishable by death.
You shall not practice customs or cultures of your own society, but adopt a skew of our own, failure to do so is punishable by death.
You shall work, for no compensation other than the expenses necessary for you to work, failure to do so is punishable by death.
Your marriages will not be recognized. Your families can be split up at the whim of members of society A. Your women [and some of your men] will be expected to "present" and "perform" before men [and some women] of society A at the request of said member, failure to do so is punishable by death.
You cannot escape or move from your station, to do so is punishable by death.
These rules are lifetime and concentrated by birthright, failure to recognize this is punishable by death.
So with these rudimentary technologies and a permanent unpaid work force any business in society A will function a at a level where nearly 100% of their income goes directly to their profit. Let us continue this scheme for a period of no less than 400 years. Let us assume that a new generation spawns in a period no greater than every 20 years, meaning that the members of society C in society A's realm have been trapped in these conditions for 20+ generations!
Their sense of identity, purpose, culture, religion, all gone. And as a people they cannot advance mentally because that is against the law. Meanwhile, the children of society A have lived off the benefits of this system and now have new implements and technologies available to them. So much so that they no longer need the member of society C in their society, in the capacity they have been fulfilling. The government rescinds all of its rules, though the social stigma remains [and remains some 200+ years later]. So now the members of society C can't get paid to do the work they have been doing for over 20+ generations, and that is all that they know to do. If you are uneducated, cannot find work, or cannot find suitable work to support yourself [family] in a consumer society; that is society A, you turn to crime, it is a simple elimination of options. The government sees this and says, "we'll grand a stipend each month, more the more children you have, more if their is no father figure in the household."
And now you know, the rest of the story.
74. flog - August 15, 2008 2:00 PM
ah re!
75. UK_Matt - August 15, 2008 2:03 PM
Nice Rangey, big tits, blow job lips. I'd love to hit that. I'd be proud to hit that. Fake plastic whatevers or not.
76. 0bservant - August 15, 2008 2:04 PM
@73 - So you're sayin ? HAIL NUDITY " ????
77. um damn shes still famous, wow america - August 15, 2008 2:05 PM
yea, she still purchased tits and her ass cheeks, the world saw her get pissed on, she speaks like a tard, shes fucked everything in Hollyweird and yes shes very boring and borderline purple power ranger helmet. yes reggie makes bank, but this year will he make TD's thats what im hoping for truthfully damn trying to wife a busted ass hoe, who cant even at the minimum suck dick properly . keep it real everybody this chic has expired. that tape was whack, and check out her blog and you will see the bitch wear gallons of make up she is not hot without makeup. no im not jealous, im not bony or fat im tall with a natural round ass. and no i dont need to wear layers of makeup. she will never be a boss. bosses dont get pissed on. she will forever be desperate, when her show ends, its a wrap. and word on the street is shes trying to loose her obesity. if reggie dont marry her soon, she will OD on fried pasteries, and semen
78. LaraCroftsmole - August 15, 2008 2:06 PM
HORRIBLE shoes & shorts, but she is gorgeous.
79. qwerty - August 15, 2008 2:42 PM
somewhat overweight but no muscle so she probably has a BMI of like 35
80. NY Ted - August 15, 2008 2:59 PM
She should sell some of her ass flesh (lord knows she has plenty) to Selma Blair and Kate Hudson so that they can make some titties for them poor titless girls...!!!
81. desertray - August 15, 2008 3:19 PM
y'all closeted pedos should just get honest with yourselves and start trying to figure out why women with truly feminine traits scare the shit out of you. Women by design are supposed to be voluptuous. Hell, girls stop having periods when their body fat drops too low. Which is fine with y'all, cause in your hearts you prefer 13 year old boys anyway. You can take your skinny androgynes, preferably to Burger King.
I don't know kim but I wish I did. She's freakin beautiful.
Y'all haters should seriously examine the rectum-clinching fear that so obviously drives your angry little tirades.
82. Johnny Cockrun - August 15, 2008 3:45 PM
Voluptuous, not fat pigs
83. ___ - August 15, 2008 4:02 PM
#81,
Is pissing on chicks a black thing or something? I mean Brandi's brother, R Kelly. Clearly it doesn't bother you and from your gratuitous use of the word y'all, I would assume you're black, Latin, or wish you were.
Fat is NASTY and is indicative of poor eating habits and even worse self contrrol. Gluttony is one of the deadly sins and gluttons go to hell (I am not really religious, just joking). What is sexy about someone who is literally swimming inside coccoon of fat? Inside every fat person is a normal bone and muscle structure. This has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian and everyrhing to do with the fact that obesity it not only acceptable in the main "minority" communities (besides asian), but worse, it is preferred. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Look in all reality, Kim K is not fat in the normal sense of the word, but her ass is unusually large. Most of the people on here don't actually think she is a total fatass. They're just being obnoxious for the fun of it. The fact that she took a bladder shot on video doesn't do anything for her already lacking credibility.
84. ramalamadingdong - August 15, 2008 4:29 PM
i'm with you steve. the only reason that nygger fucked her is becuase she has money. he must have been thinking she would help out with his child support for his 10 kids by 10 different mommas. fucking scum bag negroes.
hi troll (#14)
85. HelioMobile - August 15, 2008 5:04 PM
Whats wrong with all the negativity on her looks?, She is smokin' hot. A great 10.
Does your girlfriend, boyfriend, Fiance, Wife or Hubby look better than her. I'm sure they don't. And guys stop acting STUPID here!!! If she stepped up to you at a party you'd hit on her so fast.
- and I'm a guy.
86. Anwar - August 15, 2008 5:48 PM
==85
I agree with you buddy. Most chicks in the US are fat like Kim or obese so why are we focusing on the little percent of women that are fit and exercise and looked toned? We should focus on what is immediately available and this is fat bottom girls like Kim with or without the fake tits like Kim's.
87. Buzz - August 15, 2008 5:50 PM
I just took a big bong hit and you posters are hillarious. I think Kim has fat on her and some folks like it but your comments made me laugh a lot!
88. KK loves the pee - August 15, 2008 6:08 PM
I bet her weave smells like horse hair. Why didn't she just take some of the excess hair from her forehead and attach it to the ends of her hair? Fucking hairy whore.
89. Those shoes are hideous - August 15, 2008 6:14 PM
Isn't it amazing how Kim K has gotten skinnier and yet, miraculously, her ass and tits are still huge?
She always looks like she's carrying a load in her pants. Reggie, hurry up and change this stinky bitch's diaper.
90. mytwocents - August 15, 2008 6:27 PM
I totally agree with the above poster...she is getting thinner and her boobs and butt don't ....that's a sign of fake
She might not have a fake butt but her boobs are definately fake....if you just look at before and after pics of her after puberty your boobs don't blow up between like 20-25 ok .
also i am POSITIVE this girl calls the paps cuz I mean why are they are like the POST office .....on someone's LAWN?? i mean she is inviting them to take pics of her
Also ok fine people fine she is a "celeb" of some sort she has been in the media and still NO ONE has offered her a commerical, a modeling gig no company , nada....what is that saying? saying no one wants her even though she is desperately trying to get a makeup, clothing, etc. contract
SAD
read a book
91. Courtney - August 15, 2008 7:09 PM
She is so Hot and cool - love her and I love her shoes!! I think they are Ruthie Davis and she makes the hottest shoes!!
92. Urbanspaceman - August 15, 2008 7:25 PM
She's a goddess. perfect in every way.
93. E. Norma Sass - August 15, 2008 7:47 PM
Kim Kardasian is from a bigfoot clan of northern Georgia, wandered away from the clan and some local hikers took her in, shaved her chest, neck and head then took her to Glamour Shots. Her DNA is not that of a human.
The rest is history
94. E. Norma Sass - August 15, 2008 7:49 PM
cue: ZZ Top "Wouldn't Touch it With a Ten Foot Pole"
95. Anal Rape Aficianado - August 15, 2008 7:57 PM
SHE IS A FILTHY GYPSY. FACE IT, PIGS, WHITE WOMEN ARE THE BEST LOOKING. LAME ATTEMPTS TO LABEL IT "WESTERN STANDARDS OF BEAUTY" ARE HILARIOUS. GO STUFF COCONUTS UP YOUR NOSTRILS YOU PRIMORDIAL APES.
96. Mr. Hung Lowe - August 15, 2008 8:06 PM
Disgusting rapper fucker.
97. becky - August 15, 2008 8:24 PM
haha! all you white boys make me laugh! a hot girl that likes black men makes you so jealous! when are you going to learn that you can never compete! their dicks are huge but black guys also have better bedroom skills period! you throw out all that hateful crap because you can't have ME or KIM!!!!!!! oh that's right you only want skinny stick blondes! well i am a thin blonde and nothing but black men can come near me!
98. Ferdinand Narcos - August 15, 2008 9:02 PM
97-Who the hell would want a nasty race traitor piece of shit whore who likes AIDS invested nigger cock in every hole?
99. Ferdinand Narcos - August 15, 2008 9:02 PM
97-Who the hell would want a nasty race traitor piece of shit whore who likes AIDS infested nigger cock in every hole?
100. Mequela - August 15, 2008 9:04 PM
I was there, shopping at Keihl's when she was next door at Intermix. Before I saw her in the flesh, I always thought she was just useless and stupid. I didn't think of her as a real human being.
I maintain, she's useless and stupid.
And some poor paparazzi soul lost a shoe in the fight for a photo. Really, of her?
Her?
101. cranky - August 16, 2008 12:15 AM
I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole
102. - August 16, 2008 12:52 AM
mouthbreather
103. cranky - August 16, 2008 1:57 AM
I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.
104. Beastman AIDS - August 16, 2008 2:16 AM
i hope you get paid well mr fish because holy shit i do poos every time i read your commentary.
105. Beastman AIDS - August 16, 2008 2:16 AM
i hope you get paid well mr fish because holy shit i do bum wees every time i read your commentary.
106. lindasy - August 16, 2008 5:03 AM
Wow! She is beautiful still gorgeous~~Her profile is still available at model site Richromances.com. Is she still looking? Good luck, Kim!
107. Elk - August 16, 2008 5:36 AM
You women are just sad. You know if she was actually fat she wouldn’t have cameras following her around everywhere she goes, and yet you just keep saying it.
You can make all the comments you want and it’s not going to change the fact that she is craze hot and you’re not. If you were hot I’d be looking at photos of you on here instead reading your lame comments.
108. mk - August 16, 2008 8:57 AM
chill pancake butts!
109. john - August 16, 2008 11:52 AM
fat whore
110. ieatfish - August 16, 2008 12:48 PM
HAHAHA damn fish your commentary made my day.
111. gerard Vandenberg - August 16, 2008 1:32 PM
Let arnold schwarznegger take care of all the bad roads in the L.A.-area.
Or give everybody a HUMMER!!
btw: YOUR LEGS ARE WONDERFUL, for now!!
112. WeedLand - August 16, 2008 2:27 PM
you have to give Kim some credit.. she got famous on very limited resources.. that is.. ASS
113. The Laughing G-D - August 16, 2008 2:59 PM
I love how everyone steps over my comments. The reality is that the people of society C in society A are the products of society A's treatment of their ancestors. Original blame lies with original sin; the original sin lies with society A.
114. Kimberly Clark - August 16, 2008 3:04 PM
#97
I've been with a black guy and his cock was too big and wide. I prefer a nice size cock. The black guy had his ghetto family that I had to deal with so I bailed on him. I would never ever marry a black guy and I'm ashamed to even tell my friends and family I was with a black guy. I married a nice white guy from a good family. Also black guys smell bad when they sweat; especially in the pubic hair.
Most chicks are not skinny but fat like Kim. Most good looking successful men that are fit want fit females like me. Fat females like you are jealous of us fit females because it takes discipline and work to stay fit and all Kim does is eat a lot of food to maintain her big hips and fat ass. She also has to rely on photoshop or long distant photos to look good in a bikini. And Kim has to rely on girdles to make her loose butt look perky.
#107
The paps take pictues of Kim because she tells them where she will be or she goes to where the paps hang out and the paps are desperate for celebrity photos because this is their job so they take pictures of porn stars like Kim. Kim is a porn star and even porn stars get photographed like some of the others porn stars on this site. The paps love it when Kim wears one of her girdles that make her butt look bigger becauase Kim is a big fat joke and we all know it and make fun of her no talent self absorbed lazy boring fat ass.
115. Jamie's Uterus - August 16, 2008 3:45 PM
I saw a 38 minute 'preview' of her sex tape. I didn't see the part where he pisses on her, but maybe that is in the full version. Her ass is clearly shown, and its very fat, but not as fat as now.
Kim acts shy about showing her cooter, but gives in easily. She sure does enjoy performing oral sex. Had to use 2 hands and her ample mouth on that Ray-J.
116. Sexy Sadie - August 16, 2008 5:06 PM
#115
Porn stars are good at what they do and have no shame. Big hips and fat ass Kim will be seen on The E Channel for one of the worst celebritiy moments caught on film count down by showing her porn tape with the self proclaimed fat female loving boyfriend co-porn star Ray J.
117. PenisWrinkle - August 16, 2008 9:38 PM
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants
118. Chip - August 17, 2008 11:24 AM
I like the porn star Jenna better because she actually can be funny and amusing at times unlike fat ass boring self absorbed Kim.
119. Backfont - August 17, 2008 2:28 PM
HOTTEST WOMEN EVER...
120. Josh - August 17, 2008 5:56 PM
How can some of you idiots think she is ugly and/or fat? She is hot as hell and has nice curves! You people need to get out in the real world because not all women look like runway models, and thank God they don't.
121. Reg - August 17, 2008 6:19 PM
119/120
You guys are so right on! I love fat bottom girls like Kim and US has plenty of them. Sure fit chicks are hot and more desirable but the US has slim pickings with fit chicks so I have to go for the fat bottom girls because there are plenty of them. These fat bottom girls eat like pigs but will put out so long live the abundance of female pigs and fat bottoms!
122. FACE - August 18, 2008 9:50 AM
Only the lamest haters and losers are still screaming abut buttpads (like the punk ass bitch that posted #7). This woman is the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood - hands down. She could take a shit right in my face.
123. Paty - August 18, 2008 9:50 AM
I just can´t respect a person that has NO talent and gets all of her fame just because she had a sex tape.
This country is getting worse by the minute.
Let´s find someone with brains, shall we?
124. josh - August 18, 2008 10:34 AM
so. fucking. fine.
125. coastalgal77 - August 18, 2008 1:04 PM
I always find it kind of cowardly that people comment on people's looks without their picture being posted. I think if we could see everyone typing away at their little keyboards,critiquing what I would call basically good looking people (definitely not ugly or even close to being ugly - if you compare them with ALL the people of the world!) we would laugh right off of our chairs! Sooooo.... next time you comment on how ugly someone is.... look in the mirror first. Maybe you are one of the beautiful people.... and then my point is not valid here. But the others who really have no business commenting are the ones who need to go brush their teeth and take a shower! Ha... You know who you are.....
126. girly rocks - August 18, 2008 9:08 PM
O.k.. I ran into Reggie Bush at a popular Bev Hills eatery and he is a beautiful black man...whole time trying not to look like a stalker cause I couldn't stop staring at him for about 30 minutes..I didn't even notice KK sitting across from him, she didn't stand out 1 bit.... walking out the Paps were talking about getn the KK shot when it dawned on me that she must have been sitting with Reggie... KK not all that.. the media makes who she is today..
127. Russell Revel - August 19, 2008 7:35 AM
Im a male, i would love to meet Kim, Icant give what reggie can but i can show her what he cant, if i could get my 15, it would b wit her,
128. veggi - August 19, 2008 8:02 AM
the problem with her is that she aint white. if it aint white it aint right!
129. Merv - August 19, 2008 2:11 PM
#126
Kim made what she is today which is a desperate loose fat ass porn star attention whore always trying to play up to the cameras. Always going where the paps hang out. Wearing girdles that make her butt look bigger and freaky. The paps have a daily picture quota and Kim helps them with their quota.
130. Peejay Mac - September 3, 2008 4:48 AM
Kim's got a big fat butt butt!! She's asking for trouble wearing tight little shorts that are only going to accentuate it all!
My little brother's got a serious obsession with big butts, as he's always smacking mine - he'd go to town on Kim's butt - he'd never stop hitting it!!
He'd call her all the names under the sun like fatty, big butt, fat butt, enormous butt, massive butt and he'd be tugging at her shorts as he was doing it!!
131. Dura - September 5, 2008 1:52 AM
First!