Aug 14 2008Kevin Federline learns a valuable lesson in the game of love

first or second or something

He forgot to rub himself while staring.

I'm sure it was something innocent, like he wanted her to pee on him.

Man...K-Fed is so hot. I wish he'd at least be a switch hitter and let me suck him off.

Ill bet he has his pubes in corn-rows and uses soul-glo on them. That is so HOT.

I love whiggers.

"Brittny Gastineau...whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina"

Ironic, because Federline's greatest and sole accomplishment is coming INTO a wealthy vagina.

Actually the full routine seems to be stare, rub, moan, but I'll let one of our many experts here have the final say.

supersperm is at it again

""Brittny Gastineau...whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina"

Ironic, because Federline's greatest and sole accomplishment is coming INTO a wealthy vagina."

Bing-bong! Heyoooooo!

K-Pud is a twat. Brittny needs to buy a vowel.

How do you define socialite? I'm guessing it is, "wealthy unemployed drunk."

i would tap it.

Ha! I know someone with the name Britny, and I was JUST discussing how retarded it is.

Like, a second ago.

I'm sure Kevin was just looking for a good nanny for the boys...

She was badly beaten by the ugly stick. Please stop putting up pictures of ugly women. My eyes are hurting so bad that I need to look in the mirror to make the pain go away.

So... when's her sex tape coming out?

Come on now.... Whats wrong with her?

i'd date britney's if they came with those bodies and bank accounts!!
of course i mean pre-head shave/sudden carreer plummeting.

Tsk tsk...even WITH Brittney's money he's STILL a loser...and now he's a loser with two children attached to him at the hip. Sucks to be him. Ugly is as ugly does.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/08/kevin_federline_should_probabl.php#comment-1704051

HAHA

K-Fed was born from trailer park vagina, but for what ever reason gets to dip into weathly vagina. Where is the justice?

Kevin Federline is trash no matter who he has intercourse with. KF could win a 400 million dollar powerball and he would still be an asslicking douchebag.

Like someone else implied...he's a white nigger.

I'd rather fuck her mom, she doesnt look like a stuck up bitch plus she's older so she's more desperate to please

and we all know how deacon jones can only fuck desperate old women. bet your penis wished it was detachable.

Gross, I think I can see his erection..

Sorry FRIST!!

Damn, this woman is broke.

Niiice 1 D4P!

A Star Trek dress from PayLess.
And her hair? Wings? Today?
Add 7 lbs. of make up. Vacant stare.
Total disaster.

I think jaime said it best..

Dang!!! According to her Wiki (which is sooooooo accurate, I know), this chick is only 23!!!??? Someone get her a chemical peel.

#19 ?????
Well #10, Ted, I guess I'm a socialite too then, well, except I'm not wealthy or unemployed..

nice boobies

she looked pretty at first...but then I saw the closeup. A little weird looking; prob too much plastic surgery.

@23

Wrong, I only fuck desperate women, not old desperate women. That way I don't have to put up with:

"Welllll, I dont know if I should." or
"Well my girlfriends are at the bar too, I like, can't just leave them" or
"Sorrry, I dont go home with people I just met" or
"I dont suck dick" or
"I'm on my period, sorrrrrry" or
"You'll call me, right? You will call me wont you?" or
"How come you didnt call me?! You think Im so two piece whore or something?" annnnd...
"I told my brothers about you. You better not go to (insert bar name here) again!"

@6, the full routine is snort, stare, rub, moan, squirt and smoke (cleaning up after is optional). If staring at women dressed like her is a crime then every man ever born would have done time in prison. Why is this news?

"Why is this news?"

Good question, since we all know that KF is a no talent douchebag, shitstain, white trash, nigger wannabe, pathetic excuse for a human being

Give #5 The Superficial's job! That was awesome

Wow...it's pretty bad when you get the cold shoulder from a has been model who's only claim to fame is that she came out of a woman, who's only claim to fame is she managed to get knocked up by a wealthy football player back in the 1970's...and spells her name retardedly Brittny.

She looks more manly than the does!!!!!!!!!!

Why was this story posted? :P

Geez...not only is she gorgeous...she has a fully functional brain also! Any woman who knows to "ignore" that hill-billy trailer trash of a loser K-Fed...is A-1 in my books!!

Now if only Brittny would let me lick the sweet perspiration from between her lovely, lovely breasts...!!!

#39,
"She looks more manly than the does!!!!!!!!!!"

Translate that comment to english, please. Thank You.

IF K-Fed EVER thinks he's gonna date a celebrity again he is sorely mistaken. He is Porr White Trash that married rich. Plus, what female celebrity would be caught dead dating him! Seriously.

Going from Britney Spears to this girl is definitely a low swoop, even in Britney's lowest days. I do not find this girl attractive. And as for that shit show she was in.....did anybody actually watch it?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? She's cross-eyed and worth nothing (except her parent's money)

KFed = Hickabilly, sister screwing, low IQ, poor manners, poor self respect, no dignity, poorly educated, drop out, intellectual reject, opossum eater, sheep fucker, no self respect no shame, screw any whore any time, man whore, white trash, wishes he were a nigger, can't dance worth a crap, too dumb to pass college entrance exams, too dumb to pass military enlistment exams, lacks basic hygeine skills.

And did I mention hickabilly manwhore? Not to insult real "men" but he's apparently not female, so he must be a male.

shes doing kevin a favor,,,you think paris cant carry a conversation? this chick was mostly comatose on her reality tv show... no wonder it was canceled...

She does nothing. Her gold-digger mother tried to train her to gold-dig, but she's had no success. For a short time she tried to model, but never got thin enough. But Kevin Federline would be a serious loser--even for her.

She's almost as hot as me. But not really. Even. Poor girl.

She is stunning! Is she still a single? It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something?

you guys should lay off of k.fed.

i mean, who knows if this story is even true?? consider the source: Page Six?! thanks, but i doubt it.

i think shes pretty, even if shes talentless.

Despite Federpoon being a scuzzbag, I bet he knows how to fuck, and well.

She looks pretty easy to ignore in these pics. I think I could find dozens of more attractive women just looking around a mall.

She is mediocre! Is she Single? Does anyone care? I heard from an unreliable source that it may be a rumor that she is desperate to find a date with ugly strangers who live inside her internet box machinery. Could it be true?

In the game of love with celebrities, almost nothing is what it looks like!!

BWWAAAHAAAA!! As a female, I can say for certain he was reaching wayyyyyyyyyyyy out of his league. There is NO way a woman like that would be caught dead with hood-rat-loser like Federline.

Note to Federline: Women like her are totally out of your league...stick with trailer trash ummmm kay

After looking at this post for the second time.............................

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a brunette BROOKE HOGAN?!!?!?!?!

I couldn't figure out what she looked like at first, but I think that's it.
Definitely not a compliment.

The few times I saw her show I couldn't believe it - her overtanned, spackled, glory-day-seeking idiot mother was bad enough, but this whiny bag of entitlement basically just wanted to be paid to breathe.

She's not a "socialite" - her father was a footbal player, there's no family money outside of him. She was too out of shape and "fat" to model, she didn't want to DJ when she found it actually involved some effort outside of standing around with a drink in her hand. She's been 23 for the past 5 years and manages to make Britney Spears look like both a workhorse and a brain trust.
It pains me to say it, but Federline deserves better! Not much better, but better!

She has terrible hair!Looks dirty!YUCK!

It is a she isn't it?

implaaaaaaannnttts!

I can't imagine what it would be like to be born gorgeous & rich!!!! This chick had a tv show with her mother for about 5 minutes. It was interesting.......I liked it.