Aug 25 2008Michael Lohan challenges Kevin Federline to boxing match
Michael Lohan is challenging Kevin Federline to a charity boxing match, according to OK! Magazine:
"Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I," Michael tells OK! exclusively. "It’s for charity."
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, Long Island's Fight For Charity. But, adds Michael, this isn't some touchy-feely event. "It's serious boxing," he explains. "You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association."
If Michael Lohan was really serious about helping the children, he'd make it a knife-fight to the death. Then again, that's just me and my incredible passion for charity. It's all about the kids.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
Reader Comments
1. someguy - August 25, 2008 9:02 AM
FIRST. But I need boobies.
2. Me2 - August 25, 2008 9:05 AM
not-so-first, knife to the death? with a moat surroundign them filled with starved piranha and poisonous water snakes.
3. Me2 - August 25, 2008 9:05 AM
not-so-first, knife to the death? with a moat surroundign them filled with starved piranha and poisonous water snakes.
4. oscar - August 25, 2008 9:08 AM
omg.. this is how we get to start a monday morning.. about two never-was's? and like #1 said.. not even a never-was with nice bewbs! blech.. gonna be a pissy week.
5. rough daddy - August 25, 2008 9:10 AM
he really believe he's famous! and thats one charity ill avoid! leech!!!!
6. 3rd Rock From the Sun - August 25, 2008 9:14 AM
He looks like French Stewart.
7. havoc - August 25, 2008 9:35 AM
Couldn't they just have duel with pistols?
Win-win.
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8. M - August 25, 2008 9:40 AM
Anything to stay relevant, eh Michael?
9. toolboy - August 25, 2008 9:42 AM
hey Michael, I got a charity for ya, it's called your illegitimate daughter. Douche.
It weird, but situations keep arising that force me to root for KFed....
10. D - August 25, 2008 9:49 AM
Personally, I say we just cut out the middle man and just let Danny Bonaduce kick both of their asses. It would honestly make the world a better place.
11. Sam - August 25, 2008 9:53 AM
Thunderdome "Two Enter one Leaves" although it would be awesome if no one survives.
12. Lola - August 25, 2008 9:55 AM
The entire Lohan family are just screwed up.... Most of all the parents... Look no further when trying to figure out why both those worthless celebrity wanna-bee's are messed up in the head
13. gerard Vandenberg - August 25, 2008 9:57 AM
WISDOM COMES WITHIN YEARS FOLKS!!
(it's planned to be?)
14. blah - August 25, 2008 10:13 AM
They are both notorious losers and moochers
15. KC - August 25, 2008 10:44 AM
And by "everyone" he means "no one."
16. No one - August 25, 2008 10:45 AM
No wonder why Lindsey is so messed up. Look at all the pathetic moochers she's surrounded by... her mom, sister, ex and creepy dad.
17. britney's weave - August 25, 2008 10:53 AM
"Everyone wants me to fight K-fed"
i'd like names, please.
18. missywissy - August 25, 2008 11:03 AM
Yeah, who's "everyone"?
19. gooch - August 25, 2008 11:05 AM
Is... that... a friendship bracelet? I think I had the same one in 1986. That could be it. Maybe he has my Christian Hosoi skateboard, too?
20. ScarletBegonia - August 25, 2008 11:12 AM
This whole family seems to be going on the assumption that everyone is as stupid and dysfunctional as they are, and would really GIVE A CRAP!!!
Actually, they're probably on the same social level as K-Fed which is "very low".
21. kevin - August 25, 2008 11:16 AM
Kevin looks awful and gross~~~Look at his profile at Richromances.com. No one will be interested in him. It is said he is gold digger.
22. THE REAL BARELY - August 25, 2008 11:39 AM
Is he also registered with the Mauture Douchebag Association?
23. Obvious - August 25, 2008 12:24 PM
Why Not ?
Neither one has anything else to do
24. devilsrain - August 25, 2008 3:45 PM
Fucking reality whore. These people make me sick. Please DIE
25. Joi Pitts - August 25, 2008 4:20 PM
Love your site! They must need the money. I mean, come on Mr. Lohan, can it get any worse? And I can't believe Kevin is going to go along with this! I liked to article to our site! Wonderful reporting. You are inspiration to me and my baby site.
http://forwomenonline.com/?p=1116
26. NastyBedazzler - August 25, 2008 5:44 PM
Does anyone else think this guy looks surprisingly normal, what with being a Lohan and all?
Oh and.... nice bracelet. Fag.
27. rimrocket - August 25, 2008 6:16 PM
Personally I love the circa 1990's friendship bracelet...
28. pat - August 25, 2008 6:27 PM
Why don't we just drop Lohan in Afghanistan and let him fight Taliban? If he wins, he's benefiting people. If he loses, well ...
29. sly - August 25, 2008 7:21 PM
They need to fight to the end, which would ideally be BOTH of their deaths!
I'd pay to watch that, but nothing less!
30. gf - August 25, 2008 7:26 PM
I bet KFed and MLo are only good fighters when their opponent is a woman. Have either of them ever fought a man? I doubt it. They could probably be very intimidating to a woman, a child or kittens.
No doubt a pro woman fighter, like Christy Martin or Leila Ali or the Frasier girl, could take both of these creeps on and KO them both.
31. gerard Vandenberg - August 26, 2008 10:03 AM
You wanna fight?
START FIRST WITH YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, you imbecile!!
32. Mr. Beerhouse - August 26, 2008 1:04 PM
Wait a minute people, I wanted to view the comments to see who yall would pick to win this battle-de-douche!!! No taker yet, eh?
I think Mike might want to back off his statements, cause I have a feeling K-Fed would royally whoop his ayass!
Anyone else?
33. carla - August 26, 2008 9:48 PM
For what? Duche-bag of the year award?