Aug 6 2008Katie Holmes? More like Kevin Holmes (Get it? Because she looks like a boy.)
"Okay, stay cool, Katie. The scarf is working. So you forgot you had rehearsal today and had to run out of the apartment in your Tom clothes. You were caught up playing 'The Ship's Captain Meets the Young Stow Away Who is Definitely a Dude.' There's no crime in being a good wife. Er, partner. (Sorry, Tom!) Now act natural. You were in Mad Money, dammit, and you're a pro. Man, I am really late. If they replace me with Maggie Gyllenhaal, I will seriously flip the fuck out. But quietly in my head or else the shock collar will go off. That thing stings like a bitchass."

Reader Comments
1. surlywench - August 6, 2008 9:48 AM
She looked cutest with the bob cut. This one isn't bad on h er, but I do see an alarming trend of her hair getting shorter and shorter. What's next? A buzz cut?
2. mike jones - August 6, 2008 9:48 AM
gross
3. B - August 6, 2008 9:49 AM
puke
4. rough daddy - August 6, 2008 9:51 AM
cute but sexless...
5. soahc - August 6, 2008 9:51 AM
either Tom is gay or he has no taste in women.
6. kate - August 6, 2008 9:53 AM
am i the only one who noticed that everything on this site is in italics for some reason?
7. Crystal - August 6, 2008 9:55 AM
what was she thinking when she put this outfit on?? something is seriously wrong here.
8. Doc Schweinstrudel - August 6, 2008 9:57 AM
Its strange in some photos her shirt is long sleeved and in some short?
Is she trying to distract us with that gamet from something? Some bruises on her neck maybe?Blackeyes?
9. The Kilted Yaksman - August 6, 2008 10:01 AM
Friends don't let friends peg their jeans. On the other hand Tom probably lets Katie "peg" him all the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging
10. sadman - August 6, 2008 10:01 AM
she used to be hot damn it, it'd help if she stopped getting these gawdawful boy haircuts... and her body has seen better days. shit, I think she's just given up.
hope she can get back
11. WhatsOnMyCameraPhone - August 6, 2008 10:03 AM
yo yo #5, no brainer there.
12. yukadoozer - August 6, 2008 10:09 AM
When will her electric shock treatment be over?
13. Luke - August 6, 2008 10:09 AM
Can;t you guys see between the lines here? Boy this board is so stupids
14. D - August 6, 2008 10:16 AM
#6 - I noticed everything is in italics and it's annoying. plus, the killer popups are back. wtf is going on with this site??
15. josh - August 6, 2008 10:16 AM
I think she looks pretty cool...
16. gerard Vandenberg - August 6, 2008 10:17 AM
..................tommy was out of town?
17. RichPort - August 6, 2008 10:17 AM
I wonder if that scarf is hiding ligature marks...
18. burgernoodle for the masses - August 6, 2008 10:18 AM
of course she's turning into a man!! tom wouldn't sleep with her otherwise. duh!
19. RichPort - August 6, 2008 10:20 AM
#13 - "Boy this board is so stupids"
Yea... it's the board that's so "stupids"... not you...
20. Dick LaDouche - August 6, 2008 10:22 AM
Nicole Kidman must be thanking the heavens that she got out of that cult
21. areuretarded - August 6, 2008 10:25 AM
she's pregnant obviously
22. Randal - August 6, 2008 10:36 AM
Love the look Katie! Are those jeans from A&F? They look the style but any type of jean would look great on your form fitting body. The scarf adds that extra flare which pulls the eye down toward your opened shirt.
See you soon!
Randal
23. Vlad - August 6, 2008 10:42 AM
That dude looks totally ghey...
24. ___ - August 6, 2008 10:45 AM
Randal,
The only reason you love the look is because she now oficially looks like an affeminate dude. Please take your fashion review to an appropriate venue. And why do you write directly to the people in the pictures as if they are actually reading? Fuck off, pillow biter. Go spread your sunshine elsewhere.
25. maggie - August 6, 2008 10:46 AM
I think she looks pretty hot. Gives her a bit of edge.
26. zegabe - August 6, 2008 11:22 AM
you don't fucking understand because you're not CLEAR.
and, if you were an Operating Thetan Level 9 THEN you'd know why she looks like this.
Xadu Rules!
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27. Jeremy - August 6, 2008 11:32 AM
Holy flipping frick. Please tell me tight rolls are not coming back.
28. Cattyluo - August 6, 2008 11:39 AM
Her profile was found on M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m —-More excellent pictures will be found on this site.Don’t miss it.
29. RichPort - August 6, 2008 11:46 AM
#27 - Heh heh, heh heh... come... back... heh heh
TCLTC
30. sixpack - August 6, 2008 11:49 AM
never had an interest in this girl...and now that she's with that asshat, forget it!
31. Jay - August 6, 2008 12:00 PM
Cute and sexy. Outshines Tom even on a cloudy day. Tom is a metrosexual and primps. Katie is a WOMAN who dresses, not a sissy little girl or over coiffed, botaxed California lap lion. If I was younger and she was insane, I'd hit that any day.
32. RichPort - August 6, 2008 12:04 PM
I'd only hit that if she agreed to box.
33. waybigdog - August 6, 2008 12:07 PM
And here I thought Ashley Simpson was married to the guy pictured above .
34. norton - August 6, 2008 12:09 PM
She looks emaciated.
35. Paola - August 6, 2008 12:22 PM
Hey that's not the same sweater, those out fits are not the same! I like her hair.......
36. Dorito Man - August 6, 2008 12:29 PM
There's nothing wrong with her, folks. (Except her taste in men) She looks great.
37. Jumpin_J - August 6, 2008 12:39 PM
Hey kids, I heard there's tickets available to to see her on Broadway in All My Sons. Plenty of tickets. Loads of tickets. I think they could get the entire audience that saw Mad Money to see her on Broadway. Yawwwn. Remind me again why we give two $#@! about her?
38. Bohhhhhhhhh - August 6, 2008 12:44 PM
I Think she looks pregnant.......... -.-
39. Nikki - August 6, 2008 1:07 PM
She's a cutie..not the best choice of pants, but eh we all have those days.
40. blugardenia - August 6, 2008 1:10 PM
she looks happier than i've seen her in a long time. but those god-awful ill-fitting pegged jeans have got to go! at the very least, lose the pegs!
41. Matthew - August 6, 2008 2:24 PM
Free Katie and TCLTC
42. Boston_Freek - August 6, 2008 3:04 PM
#24 Screw you dude. Randal is one of the main reasons I come to this site. Go blow yourself....Randal rocks
43. Nor Cal - August 6, 2008 3:25 PM
She has been running those jeans for the last 5 times i've seen her in pix. Is she trying to bring that style in? It's not hot at all! she probably thinks she has some influence on style in America and prove that millions of girls will wear this gunk of a way to roll jeans because she didn't take em off for a year and have her ego stroked for a retarded reason. Katie is one of the prettiest girls in the biz and even w/a dike hair cut she's a cutie. I want to hate her way more than i do, but she is kind of adorable. bitch
44. Janet - August 6, 2008 3:30 PM
Are those french cuffs?
45. Blah - August 6, 2008 5:53 PM
that is one lost girl...or should I say, lost boy
46. friendlyfires - August 6, 2008 8:34 PM
She resembles a cold Gallic lipstick lesbo tryin' to pass for butch but only manages to come off as a prepubescent male prostitute trolling for old queens off of Leicester Square.
There, top THAT Superficial Writer!
47. mary - August 6, 2008 9:18 PM
I think this is called a mental breakdown or a meltdown. OMG, what's next?
It's getting to be like watching Amy Winehouse, very painful.
48. mary - August 6, 2008 9:18 PM
I think this is called a mental breakdown or a meltdown. OMG, what's next?
It's getting to be like watching Amy Winehouse, very painful.
49. roop - August 6, 2008 10:09 PM
Nice ascot there Fred, going off to solve another groovy mystery? Oh you meddling Scientologist you!
50. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - August 6, 2008 10:53 PM
Roop--
I just peed a little bit reading your post.
Back to the Mystery Van (don't bogart the Scooby snacks!)!!!
51. erika - August 7, 2008 3:05 AM
she looks cute, why does she look like a boy? bc she has short hair? have u never seen a girl with short hair before?
52. gerard Vandenberg - August 7, 2008 7:52 AM
- LESBIANS love this look!!
53. Jen - August 7, 2008 1:20 PM
TCLTC!!!!
54. Jennifer - August 7, 2008 6:33 PM
She looks like a parent with a young child. Hair cut short to prevent said kid from pulling on it way too much. Easy, dressed down clothes that don't require a large amount of upkeep.
Katie looks great.
55. jumb - August 9, 2008 3:19 AM
haha, I'm surprised you didn't try and say the scarf was being used to hide her newly formed adam's apple.
56. ugly pants - August 10, 2008 6:33 PM
why is she wearing those stupid pants every time she goes out, everyday? every picture i've seen her in, on different sites in the past 4 or 5 days, she's wearing those damn pants, tight rolled. even on my limited income, i change my clothes!
57. Shawn - August 11, 2008 8:14 AM
I guess tom cruise like effeminate men.