Aug 1 2008Katie Holmes, I don't even know anymore...
These are pictures of Katie Holmes moving into her Manhattan apartment yesterday. Anyone starting to think Tom Cruise is turning her into a tall, thinner (and more manly) version of himself? Don't be surprised to see pictures of Tom buying an "Acme Industrial Strength Breast Sander" in the future. What does Katie think about all this? That's easy: nothing. Otherwise the bomb in her head will explode. True story.

Reader Comments
1. mrah - August 1, 2008 2:47 PM
Scary...
2. Iambatman - August 1, 2008 2:47 PM
first
3. morga - August 1, 2008 2:47 PM
grossssssssss
4. Susanna - August 1, 2008 2:48 PM
i cant even post a bad comment. i just feel bad for her.
5. dr venkman - August 1, 2008 2:50 PM
That may be the hottest Katie has ever looked. Seriously.
6. Mel - August 1, 2008 2:52 PM
Why is she wearing his pants?
7. Mel - August 1, 2008 2:52 PM
Why is she wearing Tom's pants?
8. OnlyGayEskimo - August 1, 2008 2:54 PM
I really hope what I am seeing around her belly button area is a piercing and NOT a gigantic, protruding navel.
She makes me want to cry, she looks so much like Tom. Wait, maybe that thing beneath her shirt is his penis -
9. Jimbo - August 1, 2008 2:57 PM
She looks like a Stepford wife..
10. ph7 - August 1, 2008 2:58 PM
She needs to be captured and sent to a deprogramming.
11. Angry Beaver - August 1, 2008 2:58 PM
At night she dresses up as Goose, puts on her strap-on and tells Tom that "I've got your six, Marverick" before going brokeback on him.
12. Ted from LA - August 1, 2008 3:02 PM
Praying for Katie and mimi and hoping they get it on and post pictures.
13. Ted from LA - August 1, 2008 3:03 PM
It looks like she can hang a large piece of art from her belly button.
14. rough daddy - August 1, 2008 3:03 PM
boring story, boring couple, not even a gratuitous nip or crotch shot....
15. linday - August 1, 2008 3:03 PM
!@@@@@@Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the
millionaire luxury club"""""""C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m"""""""OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of
internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things
16. Wicked Witch - August 1, 2008 3:03 PM
SHE'S MELTING...!!!
17. Capers - August 1, 2008 3:15 PM
I love Katie. I think she looks very stylish in this casual way......and maybe she is just s litle bit pregnant?????
18. Capers - August 1, 2008 3:17 PM
Sorry, too many martinis at lunch....I meant to say.....I love Katie. I think she looks very stylish in this casual way......and maybe she is just a little bit pregnant?????
19. sadie - August 1, 2008 3:18 PM
I just wish she had been in "The Dark Night", even thought Maggie G. is a more interesting actress, it was hard not to keep thinking that is felt like a saop opera when they go and change the actor and your supposed to feel okay and normal about it, well its not okay! I feel like Tom doesn't want her to have good parts anymore, that movie would have been much better is she was in it, she pulls of the crooked mout/lop sided face thing far better than Maggie G.
20. Perspective - August 1, 2008 3:18 PM
Dear Mr. superficial writer,
Thank you for posting another picture of a thin girl with great hair and a pretty face wearing a thin shirt and no bra. I don't care if she is married to Hugo Chavez, wears mens clothing, or secretly binges on chocolate covered grasshoppers.
I don't come here to learn about people's lives: I come here to see tits on pretty girls.
Those are fine. Please send more.
21. sadie - August 1, 2008 3:19 PM
I just wish she had been in "The Dark Night", even thought Maggie G. is a more interesting actress, it was hard not to keep thinking that it felt like a saop opera when they go and change the actor and your supposed to feel okay and normal about it, well its not okay! I feel like Tom doesn't want her to have good parts anymore, that movie would have been much better if she was in it, even if she did end up dying (sorry people) she pulls of the crooked mouth/lop sided face thing far better than Maggie G.
22. Mike - August 1, 2008 3:22 PM
She looks kinda cute, although a bit bony and she has an outie...ewwww!!!!
Nice nips though.
23. britney's weave - August 1, 2008 3:23 PM
LOL @ 20
i wonder if her nipples are jealous of that belly button.
oh, and terrible haircut.
24. Swishy - August 1, 2008 3:26 PM
If Tom must make her into a gay man, why can't it be a cute and tight gay man???
25. Alabama3 - August 1, 2008 3:27 PM
Tom is killing this woman...when I say 'killing' this woman, I mean tearing her arse up or something. Does SHE have crohns do you think?
26. johnny - August 1, 2008 3:28 PM
katie is a dime....she looks so hip...that protruding naveel is soo hott, especially if she is pregnant. wow are you people all high? that little boy haircut does it for me...
27. johnny - August 1, 2008 3:29 PM
katie is a dime....she looks so hip...that protruding naveel is soo hott, especially if she is pregnant. wow are you people all high? that little boy haircut does it for me...
28. Erik - August 1, 2008 3:29 PM
Every girl thinks she has Crohn's for a little while after I get done with them.
29. Chris - August 1, 2008 3:31 PM
Look like today is nipple day too! I can't believe you didn't comment on that, shame on you Superficial Writer, shame.
30. Chris - August 1, 2008 3:31 PM
Look like today is nipple day too! I can't believe you didn't comment on that, shame on you Superficial Writer, shame.
31. Barrack Obama - August 1, 2008 3:59 PM
I'm going to join Anonymous and become a Supressive Person... if there is any reason at all to stop Scientology it's what Tom has done to Katie. Fuck that 5-foot, rat-mouthed faggot. I mean, I loved Vanilla Sky and all, but this has gone too far. At least she moved to Manhattan. If I ever see this MILF on the street I'm gonna' pick her up, fuck the literal piss out of her and put the tape on the Internet for free. I can do that because I am OTO LEVEL 5,000!
32. quake - August 1, 2008 4:08 PM
I visit this site for photos of hot chicks, not little boys.
33. Jammy - August 1, 2008 4:10 PM
I always liked her Great-Grandpa Sherlock Holmes
34. yabadabadude - August 1, 2008 4:15 PM
She used to be hot and this Scientology crap turned her into a little boy. At least we got a nipshot
35. SoCalSteve - August 1, 2008 4:47 PM
Looks like a 14 year old boy smuggling apples.
36. p0nk - August 1, 2008 4:53 PM
TCLTC
/you people are really slipping.
37. Katt - August 1, 2008 4:56 PM
Those can't be Tom Cruise's pants...she has them rolled up! She has to be what...6 feet taller than him???
38. Vickie White - August 1, 2008 5:08 PM
Someone keep this girl away from VBeckham. Somehow she's morphed into an underdressed, underfed, underclass copycat....and she believes she looks good! Gosh, Kate, where did you go?
39. whatsonmycameraphone - August 1, 2008 5:22 PM
HAHAHAH. she is totally turning INTO him. she's much more handsome though.
40. norton - August 1, 2008 5:37 PM
Un-believable.
41. my comment - August 1, 2008 5:58 PM
I guess if you are that rich, it doesn't matter HOW you look anymore.
42. sla - August 1, 2008 6:04 PM
The pants look comfortable, I will give here that. But she is an actress who theoretically has access to the best stylists and tons of money for clothes and who knows she will be photographed wherever she goes. Therefore, she should not leave the house (I mean mansion) looking like this unless she is going to paint houses for Habitat for Humanity.
43. Randal - August 1, 2008 6:46 PM
Katie, I'm loving your look, especially with that belt wrapped around your sexy little waist line. MMmmm mmm, delicious!
You've been a continued inspiriation for all upcoming stars and your best work is yet to come. I look forward to watching you as that cocky female pilot in Top Gun 2 with your husband.
Keep it real girl! Love ya!
Randal
44. serwer - August 1, 2008 6:57 PM
Dude. These jeans. Victoria beckham at disneyland a little while ago. They cannot be back in style
45. Ronnie Mund - August 1, 2008 7:05 PM
Third nipple, indeed.
46. Matthew - August 1, 2008 7:28 PM
ok let's get the campaing going again for FREE KATIE mission! besides she is be brainwashed by that cult I refused to name! and also again FREE KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and TCLTC!
47. Kims BIG BUTT - August 1, 2008 7:32 PM
She's had her brains sucked out and her nipples pleace on top of her breasts!
48. Babeline - August 1, 2008 7:47 PM
MILF
49. Barr - August 1, 2008 7:58 PM
trust me, you do NOT want to see this girl naked. Looks like a leopard that got in a fight with a bengal.
50. Truth doctor - August 1, 2008 8:41 PM
Get over it folks. The woman is happy, your opinions are irrelevant.
51. AssBigot - August 1, 2008 9:08 PM
That protruding navel is disgusting. Color her white and she'd look so much like that freak in Pan's Labyrinth with eyes on his palms with what her walking around all bones.
She used to be beautiful. What the hell happened? Oh, yeah. Right. Tom did. Tom and Posh-bitch did. Poor girl.
52. AssBigot - August 1, 2008 9:11 PM
Oh, and Randal should be put out of his misery. Perhaps a dip in boiling molten glass?
53. aaron - August 1, 2008 9:46 PM
SHE HAS AN OUTIE!!!!
54. Titty Bang Bang - August 1, 2008 9:47 PM
I concur with @20
55. I Don't Think So - August 1, 2008 9:49 PM
@50 piss off
she's under the control of the TOM and he's turned her into a Stepford wife
56. Langdon - August 1, 2008 10:18 PM
Holy snap she is HOT.
57. Langdon - August 1, 2008 10:20 PM
@51
Because Tom made her belly button an outtie?
You guys do realize she had a child, right? It happens.
58. TheMoMo - August 2, 2008 12:35 AM
Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye!
59. Jade - August 2, 2008 1:00 AM
I think she looks good.
But NOT in her husband's pants.
60. Cattyluo - August 2, 2008 10:55 AM
Look,she is cool. Of my friend told me he saw her profile on Millionaire4me.com----It is said there are so many hot pictures on the site.It is a worth to have a look.Don't miss it.
61. I don't get it... - August 2, 2008 11:51 AM
Yeah, the clothes, I don't get it - all you see are celebrities shopping, shopping...and then we see more pictures of them looking like this - what do they do with all that shit they buy?
She'd better watch her workout routine - she's getting Madonna arms.
62. Ykt - August 2, 2008 1:10 PM
mmmm im sorry how can i arrive to dawson's Creek???
63. Brett Farve is a pussy douche - August 2, 2008 2:22 PM
Brett Farve (me) is a stupid douche. Just retire you fucking moron and stop ruining the team and game that gave you so much.
64. LumberTom - August 2, 2008 2:26 PM
Mmmm, almost sexy. All she needs is a plaid shirt and a 5 o'clock shadow on her face. Maybe also some hormone treatments. Oh, and a penis would be helpful.
65. TJ - August 2, 2008 3:39 PM
Katie: was it all worth it? You literally sold your soul just so you could get 'superstardom' by hooking up with this conceited, cult-following midget.
Was it all worth it?
66. mo - August 2, 2008 4:03 PM
poor thing. she looks unhealthy.
67. kenny - August 2, 2008 8:34 PM
She looks awesome. Stop hating because she's not a fat ass.
68. Sarah - August 2, 2008 10:57 PM
I think she's extremely pretty.
69. Sarah - August 2, 2008 10:57 PM
I think she's extremely pretty.
70. gerard Vandenberg - August 3, 2008 12:30 AM
And you think it's strange LITTLE tommy is a FAGGOT?
71. GG1000 - August 3, 2008 12:58 AM
She's looking lean and mean, but whassup with that HAIR? It looks like the hottest 'do at the Peoria Canasta Festival - sheesh. My great-great Aunt's got cooler hair than that.
72. Mama Pinkus - August 3, 2008 2:00 AM
If she drew lines around her wrists she'd be mistaken for a mannequin
73. http://www.funderoos.com - August 3, 2008 2:27 PM
TCLTC!!! TCLTC!!!!!
74. chopper - August 3, 2008 6:18 PM
You idiots, that's a navel ring or stud.
If anything she looks over-aerobicized and still recovering from pregnancy a bit. Burning off the stubborn body-fat. But good nonetheless. You fools are mostly reacting to bad, overhead lighting and a wrinkly shirt/pants combo.
her Tom Cruise haircut is kinda creepy. If she wasn't connected to him, she would look cute in it. But she's tmarried to Cruise, and hasn't been in a decent movie since she married him, and missed out on being in one of the most successful films of all time, thus it's weird and creepy.
That right there is argument for the failure of Scientology: Somehow, Katie Holmes missed out on being in The Dark Knight, and having already played the part in the first movie. It was her part to lose, and lose it she did, AFTER becoming a Scientologist.
Physically, she looks fine.
75. Jay - August 3, 2008 6:36 PM
Hey! Katie is cute. I can understand why Tom is attracted to her.
76. missywissy - August 3, 2008 8:46 PM
Why does everybody rag on this gal? She looks comfty, I'm sure the hair would look great if it were styled, and so what if she uses Tom Cruise Ooops...I mean... is married to Tom Cruise????
77. Marzi - August 4, 2008 7:32 AM
Tom Cruise did not encourage Katie to play in The Dark night because Heath Ledger was playing in it. Maybe Heath knows alot more to tom cruise than what Katie will ever know.also Heath went out with Naomi Watts, Best friend to nicole Kidman.!!Tom cruise would not want any stories reaching Poor Katies ears. Keep the girl away from any home truths.tom would want Katie thinking what he has been telling her about nicole.He would not want Katie finding out things that happened in his marriage.If Nicole could only talk.Heath Ledger would have known alot about their break up!!!!!
78. Marzi - August 4, 2008 7:35 AM
Tom Cruise did not encourage Katie to play in The Dark night because Heath Ledger was playing in it. Maybe Heath knows alot more to tom cruise than what Katie will ever know.also Heath went out with Naomi Watts, Best friend to nicole Kidman.!!Tom cruise would not want any stories reaching Poor Katies ears. Keep the girl away from any home truths.tom would want Katie thinking what he has been telling her about nicole.He would not want Katie finding out things that happened in his marriage.If Nicole could only talk.Heath Ledger would have known alot about their break up!!!!!
79. simplicity - August 4, 2008 9:25 AM
That's not a navel ring or stud
That's an outtie. She's skinny.
Not sure what's up with her jeans...
80. Trish - August 4, 2008 11:14 AM
WTF? Nice tank - she looks horrib in it. What's up with her boobs? Nice belly button. Cover up for God's sake..........................Not flattering!!!
81. jim - August 4, 2008 1:18 PM
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
82. River - August 4, 2008 8:42 PM
She still has her outtie belly button
83. TRUE GOSSIP - August 5, 2008 6:25 AM
I used to like this girl! now? eek!
84. Donica - August 5, 2008 12:42 PM
When did Katie turn 40?
85. The Todd - August 8, 2008 9:19 PM
I'd like to motorboat those tits.Oh Yeah,you know what I'm talking about.