Aug 27 2008Kate Hudson sued for stealing idea to make hair products out of volcanos (Whoa!)
Kate Hudson and celebrity stylist David Babaii are being sued for allegedly stealing an idea to make hair products using volcanic ash. Dammit, ash? I thought they were sticking people's heads in volcanoes. I hate this story. Reuters reports:
In the lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, 220 Laboratories said it entered into an "oral contract" with Babaii to develop and manufacture hair care products in 2006. The idea for the product was to use volcanic ash from the Vanuatu Islands of the South Pacific.
But Babaii went on to use a company called Universal Packaging Systems Inc to develop the products -- using the volcanic ash component. Hudson promoted the product in a 2007 interview with Vogue magazine and said she was one of the developers, the lawsuit states.
Someone needs to tell Kate Hudson that wearing a lab coat and accidentally knocking things into a bowl with a clipboard while asking "Breasts aren't important, right?" does not make her a developer. Neither does using a Bunsen burner to light your cigarette and sticking a rubber glove over your entire face like that old Howie Mandel gag. But good effort.

Reader Comments
1. Yo - August 27, 2008 10:37 AM
Go Bears!
2. YeahBaby - August 27, 2008 10:37 AM
FIRST!!!
Hahaa. Katie's hot ass...
3. Mike - August 27, 2008 10:39 AM
Oh yeah she is hot. I would love to cream all over her hot ass, and make it even hotter.
To be honest I would cream in her pussy, then lick it out. The mixture of cream and pussy juice is the breakfast of champions.
4. rough daddy - August 27, 2008 10:45 AM
those babies need to be constantly slap around so they can have the appearance of looking inflated,,,there!!! ive solve the reason why she runs through men like theres no tomorrow....i should get an award for this...
5. oscar - August 27, 2008 10:50 AM
umm.. wow.. i can totally believe that this is an original idea of kates. i mean it should be obvious to everyone that volcanic ash is the ingredient in shampoo that has always been missing. it's like having a martini without a sweaty sock. duh!
6. gro - August 27, 2008 10:51 AM
I stole her idea to make my volcano erupt over her lower back.
7. Spanky - August 27, 2008 11:01 AM
She must have needed the new shampoo formula to strengthen her hair becasue it kept breaking when her boyfriends were snapping her head back when they nutted up in her ass.
8. Richard McBeef - August 27, 2008 11:01 AM
Why is she wearing a bra? Must be a trainer.
9. Tenth! - August 27, 2008 11:13 AM
Tenth!
10. rough daddy - August 27, 2008 11:17 AM
#8 they allow patients to type from the mental ward?
11. PEZpusher - August 27, 2008 11:38 AM
Girl has no breasts whatsoever. That being said, I'd hit it like a freight train.
12. Ted Mosby - August 27, 2008 12:01 PM
She's got ass, tits aren't necessary.
13. THE REAL BARELY - August 27, 2008 12:32 PM
Hey Kate - Skip the volcano and concentrate on making a good freaking movie! Jesus H.!
14. Turd Ferguson - August 27, 2008 1:48 PM
Yeah, right!
She couldn't even develope her knockers.
Plus, she doesn't even have a pizza oven!
Is she still annoyed that Americans put ketchup on their fries?
P.S.
She would be soooo hot if there were some way to sew her mouth shut.
15. harvey milk - August 27, 2008 2:38 PM
That boy looks delicious
16. wtfreak - August 27, 2008 2:40 PM
#12 so does shaquille o'neal, so i guess you'd hump him too
17. NY Ted - August 27, 2008 5:10 PM
The only "oral contract" Kate needs to worry about is...working on my hot volcano until I erupt all over those little tiny titties.
18. Anexio - August 27, 2008 6:00 PM
I liked her first idea of making facial products out of pepper spray better.
19. KDIZZLL - August 27, 2008 7:39 PM
DAMN WEN IS SHE FINALLY GUNNA GET A BOOB JOB. SHE LOOKS LIK A 13YR OLD SURFER BOY.
20. gerard Vandenberg - August 28, 2008 10:12 AM
STEALING IS FAMILIAR WITH AMERICANS?
21. Capers - August 28, 2008 12:35 PM
I had to take a moment to tell #3 (Mike) that he is completely disgusting.
22. Capers - August 28, 2008 12:37 PM
Actually, you are ALL pretty disgusting.
23. snackmix - August 28, 2008 7:05 PM
I can't believe that anything about this over-rated, no-talent bimbo is even considered news-worthy. The only reason we have to hear about her is that she's the daughter of a famous person.
What an inconsequential twat.