Aug 8 2008Kate Hudson, seriously, what the hell?
These are shots of Kate Hudson in the latest issue of W, and what the Baby Jesus is going on here? It looks like Kate's supposed to be Robocop's wife whose had some sort of sexual awakening and now likes chicks. Except later she's murdered in an Olive Garden kitchen next to the sauce pans; I don't even know. I'm pretty sure fashion photographers are just making shit up because, honestly, whose going to call them on it?: "Hey, uh, lay here next to the ravioli. Then kind of pretend you're an ostrich whose father was never around. Perfect. Done. Easiest hundred grand ever. Now, let's get mochacinnos!"
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Reader Comments
1. Que - August 8, 2008 9:01 AM
Que holy hell!
2. travis bickle - August 8, 2008 9:05 AM
c'mon, dude it's not THAT weird.
3. beefytee - August 8, 2008 9:13 AM
I love it. Nice composition, great make up, good lighting. I may have gone a little further, but over all I love it. She looks great too...man I just wish she didn't have the chest of an 11 year old boy.
4. Tim - August 8, 2008 9:20 AM
The only photoshoot Kate should be in is titled "Only My Naked Spread Ass".
5. literarycritic - August 8, 2008 9:27 AM
She looks like a CG/wax tigerwoman in the cover shot.
6. Racer X - August 8, 2008 9:27 AM
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
7. jacl - August 8, 2008 9:29 AM
FILE UNDER: completely over-rated, totally average, my chest looks like a 7 year old boys, why are you famous? (oh your mom and dad)
8. jack - August 8, 2008 9:29 AM
FILE UNDER: completely over-rated, totally average, my chest looks like a 7 year old boys, why are you famous? (oh your mom and dad)
9. literarycritic - August 8, 2008 9:33 AM
I also love how in the first picture she has cone-shaped Madonna-breasts. Yeah, we all know that's bullshit, nice try Kate.
10. p911gt10c - August 8, 2008 9:33 AM
NOW we're cookin with fire!!
That cover shot actually makes her look sexy..for the first time EVAR!!!
11. WOMCP - August 8, 2008 9:35 AM
FIERCE!
12. Sell Porn Make Money - August 8, 2008 9:42 AM
well that was creepy.
13. space captain - August 8, 2008 9:43 AM
looks like a scene from Blade Runner
14. RichPort - August 8, 2008 9:46 AM
The black widow awaits her next unsuspecting victim to induce sucide upon...
15. Paola - August 8, 2008 10:13 AM
eww! the floor looks dirty!
16. BoBo - August 8, 2008 10:45 AM
Hot Tranny Mess
17. hendero - August 8, 2008 10:49 AM
If Kate's trying to win the skank-off with Sienna Miller she needs to show more boobage, ideally being groped by a married man.
18. boo - August 8, 2008 11:17 AM
Jocelyn Wildestein?
19. pointandlaugh - August 8, 2008 12:03 PM
What Jaci (#7) said.
20. debisis - August 8, 2008 12:12 PM
what a dumb ass for any woman to allow herself [for whatever reason, money, pr..] to pose like that...
NOTE TO IDIOTS: posing like that suggests the on going objectification of women as being disposable...not just sexy.
effwits... GET A CLUE
21. Blah - August 8, 2008 12:13 PM
olive garden, hahaha. But seriously, that floor looks yucky and nasty; like someone dragged their ass across it...kate???
22. Pixie - August 8, 2008 12:55 PM
I think she looks very beautiful and high fashion in the editorial shots. If anyone can exude the "I'm an ostrich with a deadbeat dad" persona, its Kate. Go girl! =P
23. gerard Vandenberg - August 8, 2008 1:05 PM
PLEASE GIVE HER A CALL!!
(ask her if his is a LANCE-REVENGE?)
24. anne mcmann - August 8, 2008 1:19 PM
GORGEOUS. any of u think otherwise you're jealous & haters of true beauty & talent.
25. anne mcmann - August 8, 2008 1:19 PM
GORGEOUS. any of u think otherwise you're jealous & haters of true beauty & talent.
26. H-nasty - August 8, 2008 1:27 PM
Yeah, I think they were going for the whole blade runner effect.... Though why they decided the olive garden was the best place for that is not so clear. Maybe it's a commentary on the "Get back in the kitchen" objectification of women. Or they just really like the soup and breadsticks deal.
27. Hurf - August 8, 2008 2:32 PM
She looks like she's doing a Klaus Nomi impression.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NENK3ILEIho
Enjoy.
28. rough daddy - August 8, 2008 4:13 PM
those gay photographers are out of control again....
29. reply - August 8, 2008 5:36 PM
I think Kate is really cute, but that first pic looks more like Brigette Nieslson than her and that is NOT a good thing
30. loving gossip - August 8, 2008 6:11 PM
kate hudson is awesomely hot and sexy in every pose.
31. Jon Benet Gesserit - August 8, 2008 7:28 PM
Ah, the Eighties are back! Here comes the Recession!
32. thomas bradley - August 8, 2008 8:03 PM
Well, with this first shot almost reminds me of Daryl Hannah's Pris in Blade Runner, so I guess I can't fault too much there.
33. cecilia - August 8, 2008 10:48 PM
Ahhh, you never fail to make me chuckle. I love this woman, I don't know what she was snorting that day.
34. - August 8, 2008 11:47 PM
booooooooooooooooooring....next
35. BaconRain - August 9, 2008 6:55 PM
Who? next...
36. melissa - August 10, 2008 3:43 AM
I think lots of you guys percieve alot of "concepts" in these pictures... Interesting but frankly most of them sound like BS to me....I mean they are just fashion pictures, I don't see the objectification of women, and alot of other things I read on here.
37. Emma - August 10, 2008 12:26 PM
Who writes The Superficial? I love it.
38. Tracy - August 10, 2008 12:57 PM
pretty girl, but WTF is with the dirty kitchen floor???
39. sherman - August 11, 2008 1:20 AM
She looks like the lead singer from Missing Persons.