Aug 28 2008Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

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first, yeah!

Total animal built for hardcore porn.

Oh ha ha ha.

Wait, you're serious? This is a human? Hahahahahha

WTF is wrong with her nose?

I dig the side shot... her + 6 pack = night of pleasure...

Forget that--WTF is she wearing?? Does that even constitute an outfit? Did she lose something?

nice n trashy

The only thing re dick ulous is my face not being between them playing Motorboat

Ew that is the most disgusting thing EVER!

A cup > Gross boobs

remind me when tan blondes with huge tits are a 'scourge'?

oh thats right, england is gay.

god this monster is the worst of British, why do you always drag out the ugliest and most slutty British females to appear on here!

That has got to be the biggest sideboob shot I have ever seen

her nose job is one that went wrong, she actually freely admits her nose is freakishly ugly, shame she doesn't feel so bad about it that she keeps it off our screens.

Um, ew. Need attention much? That's just really sad.

Ahhhh, yes (cracking knuckles, reaching for lotion bottle).

This is the kind of girl guys love to fuck, and girls love to hate.

looks like we found Paris' overseas friend

@ 14 - Perhaps she should have passed on the fugly nose job and thought about getting veneers on her bottom teeth to match the top... HAHA!

It won't be long before she's doing Anabolic videos

@ 16 - You'd have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

@ 16 - You'd have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

Those teeth are insanely white.

@ 16 - You'd have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

@ 22 - Yeah, only the top ones though! What a cheapskate!

Hideous beast!! That is all.

You can't titty fuck a personality!

Why doesn't she flaunt her Camel-Toe? What a bad career decision.

Word has it that she smashed her nose up in a horse riding accident when she was a teenager and had a nose job to try and correct it -- TRY being the operative word here. Still, she epitomizes your typical plastic-titted British whore who gives a blowjob to nobody and anybody. They're really great. See on on the street, give her a wink, and she'll take you to the nearest empty phone kiosk, squat down and gobble your knob to your heart's content.

is there anything on him/her thats real?

what the??? is there anything on him/her thats real?

Those drawn on eyebrows really take the focus off her nose.

Why do these women think they look sexy?

They've been whittled down to a shell of their former selves....reduced to mere sex objects with overdone tans, over bleached hair, frankenstein boobs, and spandex string outfits. What happened to their personality aside from sexual "perkiness?"

#19, she's already got "porn" tatted on her pelvis, I think she's on the right track for the gangbang scene.

Hate to burst your bubble but her boobs are actually real!

Her breasts are her most reasonable feature in these photos.

This girl needs a teabag after all she is British.

What's that thing on her neck? Is that her face?

oh yes! those are real alright, real silicone! very rarely you see so many vein on real large breasts...

Classy?...no. Would a guy just smash that all night?...yes.

Porn stars look like porn stars for a reason - guys like it.

Big crazy tits, bleached hair, pleather cat suit....embarassing, sure and you'd never take her home to meet mom - but you'd be all over that. Sad but true.

Most guys would go wild over this ridiculous cumbucket.

Most guys are shallow and dumb.

Look at that weird double bellybutton in pic 2.

She has two fucking belly buttons.

It's looks like a tranny with ginormous implants

@40

Yes, and most women are annoying and don't shut the fuck up

good lord that is one nasty looking creature. this is the epitome of western beauty: caked make up, butch physique, fake tits, orange tan, and a retarded expression.

#41 and #42 -- I'm sort of surprised she even has one -- I think they were trying a little to hard to make her look natural in the lab where she was assembled.

Hmmm.... Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume.... I Mean.. C'Mon.... Pick One, Maybe 2....

typical dumb guy comment

Hmmm.... Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume.... I Mean.. C'Mon.... Pick One, Maybe 2....

I'd love to suckle those for the entirety of a lost weekend...

Hey, speaking of ridiculous, has anyone else noticed what a ridiculous queer Tom Cruise is?

Somebody misses his mommy (50)

#52 - they all do, all the lil grown up boys. That's why they're so easy to manipulate. It gets boring after awhile because there's no challenge to it.

I've never felt more ashamed of being British...

that awesome. nasty ... but awesome.

bah ha ha ha

The Sisters of the Holy Cross called....they want their catsuit back!

Run for your Rife! BOOBZILLA!!

I'm a horny guy, but I wouldn't touch that beastfreak.

She needs to get back to her job of ferrying lost souls across the River Styx.

Ridiculous breasts? Have you seen her nose?! She looks like the child-catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

The Hulkster is looking good.

Yeah, she's definitely got a Michael Jackson nose going on. The boobs help distract from it at first, but once you see it, you see nothing else!

#50 you can suckle for silicone

I am not easily offended, but this is repulsive.

and a ridiculous nose.

And damn right I would!!!

Umm yes as a female I know that most men love to watch women like this one in porn videos because they love the whole fantasy aspect of it...when it comes down to it, you cant have a sleeze like her at home having dinner with your parents...unless ur totally f*ed up. At the end of the day the men will have enough of fakes and settle with the real.

I didn't even realize she had a face until I jerked off like 10 times in 5 minutes.

TCLTC

The end of her nose looks like a circumised man's penis. (get it). Secondly,
I have great titties compared to hers and I am probably twice her age. It made my day. lol.

I'd like to hit that occasionally ...but everyone's right, you can't take a skank seriously

It's my duty to arrest this bitch in the name of bikini law. To compensate you all for your burn eyeballs, I give you this.

http://www.vegsource.com/talk/flame/messages/25618.html

I know, I know, I can feel your gratitude oozing through the skin. Don't forget to thank Patrick for his tremendous contribution to humanity on the way out.

It's my duty to arrest this bitch in the name of bikini law. To compensate you all for your fried eyeballs, I give you this.

http://www.vegsource.com/talk/flame/messages/25618.html

I know, I know, I can feel your gratitude oozing through the skin. Don't forget to thank Patrick for his tremendous contribution to humanity on the way out.

How much blow do you have to snort to get your nose that red?

hey, at least she isn't some pompous little wench like montag or hilton. this girl obviously knows she aint foolin anybody, her only reason for being is to be a human blow-up doll. more power to her.

oh, and FUCK "takin her home to mom and dad"... i mean get a fuckin clue, bitches

EVERTHING about her looks ridiculous!!

the sad thing is that if you wiped off half of the makeup and removed the retarded breast implants, she would be gorgeous.

She looks like a circus clown

she/it is fucking discusting. Is this what women strive to be? She/it looks like a man in drag. Let this be a lesson to you ladies: Hollywood is not worth copying. She looks like a ball of plastic and silicone...gross

What is it with British celebitches? They must all get their tattoos at the same crackhouse as Amy Winehouse.

#39 YOUR EXACTLY CORRECT, additionally, she's obviously been not paid enough attention to by her daddy or too much if you know what I mean. she feels the need to be the focus in the room, no matter what it is and sex will get you attention. cheap, easy and forgetfull attn. woo hoo. i'd rather have my man in love w/every part of my entireness and laugh at chix like that cuz at the end of the stamina, she's gross, annoying and all smeared. ick.

She makes Phyllis Diller's eyelashes look like baby infant lashes.

AHHH!!! check out this woman's "before and after" all of her facial surgery pics.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_03/JodieMarshCAB_700x596.jpg

I didnt know Michel Jackson is still alive.

The mere fact that this chick is a "celebrity" in England speaks volumes.

And thanks for ruining TV with the invention of mainstream "reality" shows. Now thats all we have here and to make things worse, there is a person with an annoying British accent on every one, which makes them all that more unbearable to watch. Thanks a lot.

Your link shows this woman before and after MAKEUP. I don't know how much you would have to search to see a pic of this thing before surgery. To my utter surprise, I just discovered she is only 29!

Too bad our secretaries at work dont look like this, I think everyone would be a lot more mellow.

"Uh Miss Jennings, can you stop by my office" (finger on speaker button)

"Sure Mr Jones. What's the problem" (popping bubblegum, twirling hair)

"Well, these TPPT spreadsheets are driving me fucking insane, and my fiance is a devil-bitch. I need some head, STAT"

"OK" (puts down nail filer, reapplies lipstick)

She has a ridiculous face, too. And by ridiculous, I mean disgusting.

those boobs are natural

Guess what? TCLTC!

Oh. Someone said it already. Damn! But I STILL love typing it. Mmmm good times.

come and marvel at my daughters awesome booooobage

oh my god, could they be real? any brit cockmans in here, know about this krazy bitch? she looked fine before the surgeries, homely but fine!!!

Nice extra pics FISH.

This is the kind of girl who calls you "daddy" in an 8 year olds voice while your fucking her. Totally insane, the perfect type

She seems like a very nice person, and I would be pleased to eat her someday.

It looks mantastic

remember to take some antibiotics BEFORE and AFTER you fuck that.

Her breasts are quite wonderful its her eye make-up that is most ridiculous !!!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER NOSE ??!!!!???? IT IS SOOOOO FREAKY !!!!!

She was diagnosed with having Michael Jackson Syndrome

cause u obviously are.

big deal. i made a little mistake... u were right- that was a pic of her without makeup, not before surgery. there are therapists u can pay to help with your anger issues.

I can smell the cigarette smoke breath and cheap faux designer perfume from here.

Completely fake and washed up, if she was seafood she would be the crap you scraped off and left on the side of the plate...... and there's not one guy that wouldn't jump if she gave a signal to have the wildest night of their fucking lives.

Common sense and common decency are two totally different things.

But I have intellect and mroals! (gobble gobble, slurp, gulp)

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/23035/

this chick is almost fat.

@83. OhMyFuckingGod

Annoying British accent? we've been speaking English with an "accent" as you put it, for 1500 years. How long have you been speaking English over there?

breasts? what about the nose?!

She's worse than Heidi Montag and she's ugly as hell.

just another classless, low rent, uneducated, page two british slag...ie victoria "posh" beckham and family http://www.abc.net.au/sport/thesportsdesk/images/200606/20060620vbecks_horz.jpg

Where are the next actors like David Niven, Richard Harris, Richard Burton, Peter O'Toole, Dame Judy Dench.......and whatever happened to Great Britain?

What do you mean Britney in ten years? This chick isn't even 30 yet!

#45 Granted, this bitch is a sack, but she is hardly the epitome of Western beauty.

What would you prefer to the ideal of "Wester Beauty", some hairy, smelly sack of shit in a burka?

I would completely nail her - even with the incredibly messed up nose job...

... I hope that's a messed up nose job - if she was born with that...

I'd still nail her...

What's wrong with her nose? It's like the surgeon had a sale going on and she couldn't pass it up...........seriously, I don't know how far the jump is from "reality" douche to porn star, but this chick should put all her energy into making that jump, other wise her 4 mins of fame is up. Circus tits and stripper clothes get old real fast.

i've seen bigger. the tip of her nose is quite strange looking though.

does she have herself tattooed on her arm? that takes balls. i think everyone just hates her because they hate themselves. she obviously doesn't give a fuck what any of you think, or else she'd be wearing something else and staying inside. some people only feel pretty when they can make other people seem ugly. meh. c'est la vie.

Hideous boobs and an over-tanned trampy girl all around. Yuck *shudder*

@83 have you heard the whining, nasal/squeaky voice almost all American women either have naturally or affect because they think it is "cute".
British/European/Australian accents are so superior in absolutely EVERY single way with NO exceptions, apart from the upper class WASP's who sound like they are putting on an English accent anyway.
American accents really are nauseating beyond belief.

I would fuck the shit out of that. :D

That thumb in Pic 5 will fool you in small size. Thought we had a nip slip.

what a sad sad looking probably very insecure woman
nothing is real
she looks like a tranny with huge overblown fake boobs
WHOEVER SAID THEY ARE REAL IS AN IDIOT
THE NOSE HAIR TATOO CAMEL TOE
IS A JOKE
she looks awful
i would be afraid to have sex with her
just sad
why do we keep giving these kind of whores press

i dont care if shes trashy, untalented, and ultimately not that great looking... i would grease her up and ride her until my johnson fell off. no joke.

the nose is like that from coke (needed fixing after the septum fell apart), much like the rest of London's Z-list celebrite chicks...

She needs to sue the "surgeon" that mutilated her nose.

Looks like it's formed out of silly putty.

I LIKE!

It looks like someone was trying to fuck her belly button a new hole...and knowing this fucking pig...she takes it in every hole every night. Plus she has enough make up on to paint a fucking house.

i don't know what this is... but i want to fuck it.

what a complete and udderly repulsive looking whore. Yuck!

Dang, I'd hit it. Hard.

woah - re pic#6 - i think her chest is pregnant!

With that nose and hair...she looks like Cruella Deville in her younger sluttier years....holy balls!!

And... her sisters:

From Mexico (Ninel Conde):

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2110740417_b01c5f2f58.jpg?v=0

From Argentina (Sabrina):

http://www.radiocriciuma.com.br/imagens_editor/Sabrina_Sabrok.jpg

I love this woman.

I could use her for my sexual purposes without her even having to remove any clothing. And she would have a free pearl necklace for her time!

:)

I think we should have a skank-off. Jodie Marsh or Pam Anderson? Vote now!!

Skankalicious....

Mmm, let me see now.
Botox in the lips.Teeth artificialy whitened.Fake blonde hair.Fake tan.More make-up on her face, than whats in the jar!.Impants in the tits.
What part of her is real?
I bet she looks a lot different, first thing in the morning right?
She is more plastic that Cher!
Come on guys, let's get real here!
And to get real, one would have to look elsewhere!
There is probably more life and more brains in a mannequin that what is to be found here!

her nose looks like a penis

her nose looks like a penis

her nose looks like a penis

too much testosterone on those jugs ! just looks like a bitch in a dump pit !

XOXO

I definitely agree with post 112, what is it that is so funny about making fun of someone that may have a less fortunate nose than most of you? If that, her nose just isn't perfect, like what we expect from Hollywood, but kudos to her for not giving a shit about what petty people like you think of her. Honestly, I think she looks great! It's funny that everyone here feels the need to make jokes about her appearance, but it doesn't change a damn thing about the way you all look.

she also has ridiculous face :))

I think she's a f**king babe

Real / Not Real? Here's your answer:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-560193/Are-Jodie-Marshs-32GGs-ludicrous-breasts-Britain.html

Sadly I couldn't find the only decent pic of her pre-nose job, but take it from me it looked like a shovel. Not that it's any better now as a bent shovel, but where it comes OUT now, it just used to spread.

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Shameless self-Promotion. Love, ?Y?our life coach.....

Guerilla warfare.

Trigger.

Word.

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Well this seems like as good a place as any to get the ball rolling. I cracked the da Vinci code and before I can blow the rest of your mind to pieces I recognize that this makes me absolutely Crazy, in a linear sense. I have read the superficial daily to numb myself out until my brain one day exploded and I became Enlightened. I am explaining it, in virtual, real, and metaphorical time, as a performance art piece at my website I forgot the name of.

Shameless self-Promotion. Love, ?Y?our life coach.....

Guerilla warfare.

Trigger.

Word.

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Oh my god.... She's embrassing....
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She looks like a combination of Pink and Anna Nicole Smith.

#81...if you follow your link and also the one a #140 you'll see that it isn't a before and after its a with/without make-up shot.

There's a show here called Marry, Snog, Avoid. In which they get hold of ridiculously over made-up tarts and strip them down to something between natural and comedy.

If they did that to her she'd probably much better from the head up.

Her boobs, need I say it really, are fake. She used to boast about how hers were real and how she was better than "Jordon" (if you know who that is) because hers were fake. But then recently said in an interview that she decided to get them done. No shit. Like you say probably from the guy that fixed her nose, apparently after a hockey accident when she was at school. I think really it's cause she had a pretty ugly nose to start and the op just messed it up even worse.
Anyhooters, here's a pic from before all the surgery when she just looked like a weekend slag.
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/197/bsb05162on0.jpg

Why didn't she spray tan her boobs? They are milky white next to the rest of her orange skin.

why do women think they look hot with tattoos on there arms??????????????????????????????????????and its a tatt of herself or some random broad??? ill never get it. lose the tatts and get a breast reduction to something more natural.

This is a pornstar with a BELLY?

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Her breasts are the size of your tax bills if Obama gets elected.

What has come out of England!!! English Lady used to be a pattern of elegance,poise,grace and manners and for many centuries people of the world appreciated it. Now it seems the rules in the UK changed: the sluttier you are the more appreciation you get. There must be some limit to bad taste, vulgar, fake, incontigeous!!!

AWFUL

i'm moving to england

i'm moving to england

Her nose looks like it has boobs

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Jodie_Marsh_crop.jpg

Thats her looking normal-ish

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Seriously the nose looks burnt and smashed.. nice hoots though.. lol

What is it with England pumping out talentless, fake titted "reality stars"?

Additionally, she's fucking fat.

so hot

Has no one commented on the fact that her nose is fucking WEIRD??

Nobody noticed that she has a strange nose?

ummm the whole forum is about her nose and her boobs dude #163

Future britney? pffft i wish!

Her nose fucking scares me.

Everyone seems to be concerned with the fake tits and smashed nose....but who the hell gets a tattoo of THEMSELVES on their arm? That's fucking disturbing. I'm sure it will serve as a sad reminder of her fucked up youth when she's an old sagging crone.

God, this creature is the worst one yet. She makes Amy Winehouse look like a class act.

She would make a great addition to the royal family. Hopefully one of the princes will tag it and make her the future queen.

I would love to take a SHIT in between her tits.

I can handle the gigantic boobs even though I don't care for fake boobs or the insecure fake women that get them. What I can't stand is the horrible pig nose and all the tattoos. Why do women think they look good with tattoos? Nasty. I can only imagine what they will look like when they are in their 70's, very classy.

I would so fuck the shit out of that! Those hooters would get a fucken workout!

Wow. How many beers did she drink to get a pot like that!

HAHA, Steve-O would love her! He's the only other D-lister I can think of that proudly has a tattoo of themselves!

Good lawd. She looks like a tranny.

Those tits are nasty and she looks like a clown with that makeup

She looks like she used a paint brush to apply that makeup. And that awful orange fake tan.

What a pig. She rivals Pamela Anderson for being fake.

SHE'S FUCKING UGLY AS HELL, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

SHE'S FUCKING UGLY AS HELL, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

SHE'S FUCKING UGLY AS HELL, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Who the fuck is this BUTT UGLY OLD SKANK?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I think her coloring warns of her being toxic. I'm not eating that shit.

I'm very into women and I can say I find this shit repulsive. some of these comments definitely don't speak for me.

Yeah, hott, a woman who's make-up with get everywhere and look hideous without it. Plus those tits just look fucking stupid. I couldn't fuck her even if she had the best pussy in the universe and I had a twenty foot long dick.

I like porn where the chicks look the opposite of this orange frankensteined monster. Plus I like brunettes. Oh and I like my women to be less obviously insecure. Oh and they have to be sexy. and attractive. and less nuclear orange like in color.

My hero.

good god, this woman looks just like vintage trash. everything about her screams pure sleaze. she is a slight step above amy winehouse but, not by much. she does follow amy's horrific overuse of eye makeup. got the racoon look going and it looks like shit!!

Fake hair: check
Fake tan: check
Fake teeth: check
Fake nose: check
Fake boobs: check
Trashy tats: check
Spackled face: check
Slutty clothes: check

NASTY!!!!

Fake hair: check
Fake tan: check
Fake teeth: check
Fake nose: check
Fake boobs: check
Trashy tats: check
Spackled face: check
Slutty clothes: check

dumb tattoos 'my crazy life', 'only god can judge me' get a diary or something

Not feeling the butchy tats and michael jackson nose.

FAIL

Looking raunchy.

That, son, is what we call a sperm receptacle.

Sometimes I'm amazed at what designers with produce. Honestly, who other than this girl would actually wear that? (The top I mean. She actually pulls off the pants and the boots reall well) Her eyelashes are missing huge chunks, but her hair is really nice.

Umm, Does she have a tattoo of HERSELF on her arm? What a narcissist! Have some freakin' taste when you go out, especially if you are some sort of pseudo-limey celeb...

What are you all talking about if she was my girlfriend i wud Fuck her and her giant (.)(.) every singel day shes that HOT

What are you all talking about if she was my girlfriend i wud Fuck her and her giant (.)(.) every singel day shes that HOT