Aug 29 2008Jessica Simpson should probably stop performing in public

Start the count-down.... Tony Homo's bout to dump her pudgy blonde-bimbo ass... Why can't she just SHUT THE FUCK UP?????

why is her tongue hanging out...

first!

goddamn it

the sick thing is that she is a gazillionare. i have cronic wind also, but i make $19.75/hr. there is no justice, and apperenctly no god.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

/people pay to see her?

People who have only two brain cells (one for breathing, one for a heartbeat) should not overtax their system by trying to speak and create coherent sentences.

id tie her up to the bed face down and exhaust every orifice! while romo video tape from the closet...

Dearest Jessica,

Shut the fuck up and make me a pot pie.

XOXOXOXO

Dearest Jessica,

Shut the fuck up and make me a pot pie.

XOXOXOXO

Dearest Jessica,

Shut the fuck up and make me a pot pie.

XOXOXOXO

- Randal

She'll be a country star if she only released the funbags.

it actually looks like she is farting in some of these pics.

Before the new song “Man Enough,” she said her man must be ready for anything

i.e. temper tantrums hissy fits whining spoilt behaviour.

I've never understood the attitude "are you enough for me" thats going around lately. What the person is really saying is

i'm difficult and selfish who thinks only of myself and i will not change for you or anyone but you'd better do put up with me and do what i say cos if you can't then your the loser not me.

I say get lost.

Jessica Is very talented and good at singing country music. She grew up in texas it's not like she lived in new york her whole life. I love her and she inspires me. For all you shit talkers who only listen to the media she's inspires people who have been through hard times and SHE ROCKS!!!!

Who the hell dresses her? Holly Hobby?

All she needs is a Minnie Pearl hat with the price tag hanging down and she's set. She's already had sex with her daddy and sings songs about how desperate she is fer a man that ain't family.

When is this brainless, talentless twit going to dry up and blow away ?? She's even too stupid to realize Toneo could have gone into his call log and deleted the calls made to Carrie Underwood. Duh ..

#14 glad you caught that too.

She continues to represent stupid women very well. I applaud her lack of intellect and remain surprised the hick community has not welcomed her with open arms as one of their own. And let's not forget that her tatas are original issue.

Also - her stupidity is not an act, and this genuine trait is refreshing in a world of phony celeb-wannabes. In effect, she is a role model for all stupid women to look up to and aspire.

Any girl who looks that eager to catch a faceful of semen is fine in my book.

Poor no talent boring Jessica. She should have stayed with Nick. John Mayer used her as an easy booty call and I doubt her current boyfriend will marry her.

Egads - that dress is NOT flattering. It looks like a down-home circus tent.

In math they teach us multiplying negative by negative results in positive. Here, a stupid fool girl pretending to be a stupid fool country girl does not result in anythi9ng positive...

She's so gross

What I really, really want to know is who are the morons who actually PAY to see something like this? Can someone please explain this to me? Are these the same mental midgets who would purchase a Heidi Montag song off of iTunes (I shit you not- her songs are actually available for purchase).

Just do a Playboy spread and then go away forever. she's so pathetic that it's not fun to mock her anymore

"I fart alot". Unbelievable. Chicks should not fart. Gross.

"I fart a lot"= usually chicks who are full of themself and think theyre way to cute than they really are! remember when jenny mccarthy was like that,,,now that shed aged,,,she immediately cut that sillyness out!

In pic 2 she looks like one of those like sized blow up dolls with the "O" mouths that horny guys buy as a girlfriend substitute.

@ 27 Chicks should not fart...really? What the hell are we supposed to do with it then? You know all that pent up air just leads to more bitching, right?

@ 27 Chicks should not fart...really? What the hell are we supposed to do with it then? You know all that pent up air just leads to more bitching, right?

what is with her face in pictures 3 & 4?

she looks like a cow in that dress. and i'm glad she's stepped it up a notch and is playing in ballrooms now instead of those state fairs.

Love Jessica! She's so gorgeous & her voice is amazing! She is a lucky girl!!

Love Jessica! She's so gorgeous & her voice is amazing! She is a lucky girl!!

Love Jessica! She's so gorgeous & her voice is amazing! She is a lucky girl!!

I would love to see her perform in public.

In Tijuana.

With a donkey.

I have IBS and pass quite a bit of gas myself even during sex. I have even farted when lovers are fellating me. I will never understand why the average woman tolerates nonsense from these mindless playmate sex toys penis life support systems.
Girls, all you have to do is what you want to do. If the man you are with does not like it dump him and find a better man. Not that most men are worth anything then the thing hanging between there hairy legs anyway.

She performed at the California State Fair this week and messed up on a song and had to start over again. She needs to shut up & stop trying to sing & act.

Khunt: so are you a dude or a chick? Fellating would indicate you have a dick, but you talk like a fucking pussy. So you're either a tranny, a woman, or very, very gay. You're fucked up either way. Farting while fucking is just gross. Do your "lovers" a favor and fellate a loaded handgun.

#39 hilarious

also, i would find it hilarious to videotape the effects of a flesh-eating virus decaying her body

...time-lapse, of course.

...time-lapsed, of course.

She's got no talent and she's always trying to be someone else...She tried to be like Britney when she first came out, now she's trying to be like Carrie Underwood... No identity, no brain...Tony's gonna dump her real soon, unless her dad somehow blackmails him into staying with her... she's an idiot-- that's what she truly is.

She's got no talent and she's always trying to be someone else...She tried to be like Britney when she first came out, now she's trying to be like Carrie Underwood... No identity, no brain...Tony's gonna dump her real soon, unless her dad somehow blackmails him into staying with her... she's an idiot-- that's what she truly is.

She's got no talent and she's always trying to be someone else...She tried to be like Britney when she first came out, now she's trying to be like Carrie Underwood... No identity, no brain...Tony's gonna dump her real soon, unless her dad somehow blackmails him into staying with her... she's an idiot-- that's what she truly is.

Someone should probably tell her that country singers stopped wearing table cloths as clothes in the 50's.

I thought Sally Struthers died

If Jessica just goes back to pop music she will probably do fine. I haven't heard her sing country yet, but haven't heard very nice things about her country apearances. There's always something out there that's just not right for someone. Take me for instance...I wanted to play basketball in highschool, but Im 5'2 and terrible at sports.

She's looking a little Winona Judd-ey lately.
Too bad Winona Judd has more talent in her own farts than Jessica Simpson will ever have.
Plus, if beefcake here likes putting on weight, I'm pretty damn sure her farts smell like the apocalypse.

I kind of feel bad for her but she never really deserved all the fame and fortune in the first place. She sings okay (probably better then madonna) but not good enough to take up space from someone with real talent.

WHAT THE HELL is she wearing??!!

#46, so hilarious!!!

She is just degrading these real country singers!! Every concert she's been on, she's been dressing like The Hillbillies!!!!
I don't see Carrie Underwood, Shania Twain, Winona Judd, Reba McIntyre, Taylor Swift, Sara Evans, Faith Hill or any other famous country singers wear what she's been wearing!!!
She's a laughing stock!!! She's trying too hard to fit in and it's NOT working!!!
Especially this hideous dress she's got on! Trying to wear plaid and squares in every shape, size and angle!

Ass roses, I wanna' smell Jessica Simpson's ass roses, right ... pleases, hook her up with Jimmy Kimmel, this guy loves this stuff, he could hire her just to do thirty eight seconds of talkin' every show, it's urine-stained fun.

The second pic IS my favorite!

Jessica Simpson puts the cunt back into the country

Tony & Jessica are over & done so put a fork in it & say WELL DONE boy. Everyman likes his meat well done RIGHT?

She is really able of ENTERTAINING people?
(since when?)
..........................GETOUTAHERE!!!

My Gosh, this stupid slut is the biggest waste of space and the the most moronic skank on the face of this earth. Why doesn't she seriously SHUT THE
HELL UP and go somewhere far far away from the cameras. She' s the last person who should be on the stage with a microphone in her hand. What a brainless twat she is.

I think this girl has seriously lost it. She is just getting more and more bizarre. Someone should be reserving a bed a Promises. She needs help now.

dork!

HER FACE IS JUST A RECEPTACLE FOR FLUIDS!

I'd still do her!
Call me J-Baby.