Aug 18 2008Jennifer Lopez training for triathlon

goodluck!

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Must be that new spandex with the metal alloy fibers.

Hopefully the triathlon is about a year from now. She's going to need that long to switch over her training routine from "indenting permanent buttocks-shaped mark in couch" and "scarfing doritos and ice cream" to something more closely resembling exercise.

Birthing has not been kind to her hips. What is up with that dyke in photo# 1? is she making the claw hands to show how she would hold on to J-Lo's hips while she munched the carpet?

Triathalon? What... Dunk, Bite, Chew?

Great, another fat ass mom thinking she can finish a triathlon...
She'll fit right in...

I can smell her yeast infection.

wheres the ass shot?

JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR HER TO PRETEND TO DO GOOD FOR CHARITY AND GET ATTENTION SINCE SHE HAS NO TALENT WHATSOEVER.

I'd like to poke her in the pooper.

boy is she annoying, ill be her voice will ruin a perfectly good erection...

strawberry assaliciousnes!

Possibly the single biggest no-talent "celeb" ever.

A Typical Lopez triathlon:

1. Scrub toilet
2. Change daycare diaper
3. Cook dinner for White people

Normally I'm all over celebrity bashing, but some of these comments are just stupid. Whether she is actually talented or has an annoying voice is subjective. Everyone has their own opinion on that. The fact is she has been very successful whether or not you agree with the source of her success. She looks awesome for just having popped out twins not too long ago. Also, isn't every athletic event, whether it be walks, runs or triathalons, for charity? Haters.

Pic #6 looks like she just soiled herself

She should be thrown in jail for wearing spandex

Jen is some 25 lbs away from being back in form, but still is a very cute girl. Love you , girl!

Puerto Ricans and tight clothes are an ugly combination

Who the hell trains for a triathalon in full makeup, including fake lashes?????

Who the hell trains for a triathalon in full makeup, including fake lashes?????

Who the hell trains for a triathalon in full makeup, including fake lashes?????

JLo is a pig, a stupid mindless sow that needs to be butchered.

she almost makes me forget about tacos!

Hey there Jennifer! Long time! Sorry for not being around for you, I've had PC issues and was pretty much down for a whole month.

Just wanted to say you're looking great, even in more shape from the last time we saw each other. You're running for a great cause and continue to shine.

Still lovin' ya! xoxo

Randal

Looks like the movie roles and various projects are pretty scarce, so she is reduced to doing this. I love it. She'll be the next Kirstie Alley and start hawking Jenny Craig, lose weight, gain weight over and over...

It looks like her career is officially over. Yahoo! Maybe this disgusting vile sorry ass bitch will just go away.

FOR YEARS SHE HAS CONVINCED US HER BODY WAS DECENT LOOKING, WOW WHAT MAKE UP, CLOTHES, LIGHTING, AND PHOTOSHOP DO FOR SOMEONE.

Pic 1. JLO is saying: Mark Anthony is a tiny bitch, I'm more muscular than him
Pic 2. I've tried to choke myself instead of fucking Mark A.
Pic 3. He has man boobs, like mine
Pic 4. I bet I could stuff that mother fucker in this bag
Pic 5 Damn girl his dick is TYYYYYYYYNI( w/ Puerto Rican accent)
Pic 6 " "This is what my face looks like when he fucks me.
Pic7Smiling Bob Next to her says: Not to worry bitch, I got's the big fucker fo ya. This big : ) Kabooza
Pic 8: she replies: I need to be stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey, PULL THAT SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!! JLO Needs dick. JLO PIMP

Some women are butterfaces.
She's an onlyerface.

Wow she look misshapen!

UGH fucking god awful, this woman has always disgusted me. She's so needy she's been married three times and it's so fucking obvious that she had to settle for anorexic rat faced mark anthony cause no one would marry her giant fat ass. She's looking even worse now of course since she's birthed invitro fertility treatment twins just like all the other idiot old ass celebrity women who no one wanted until they managed to force some poor bastard to stay with them. Her body was always hideous and it's even more so now. And don't feel bad for her, she's one of the biggest bitches on the planet, she demands to live like a fucking queen, she's a husband beater you can bet her fat ass on that, she wears fur and you can just tell that she whines and nags more than any fat ass woman on the planet.

Hey there Jennifer! I thought I'd take this opportunity to virtually chat up a celebrity that wouldn't urinate on me if I were on fire, because in reality I am embedded in my couch and need assistance to wipe my ass, let alone run a triathlon. Hell, I can't even see my schlong, much less use it. Still, there is a slim chance that my faux familiarity with pop icons will impress one of the Fish faithful. I'll bet SueMe is diggin' me right about now.

Later babe!

Your gay pal,

Randal

ill let her sit on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She still HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ill do ANYTHING to her..

Suddenly I have no desire to ever eat a pear again. Fucking nasty. You can always measure a woman's bitchiness by the size of her ass. This is because women's bitch cells are kept in their asses. The bigger the ass the more depressed they are because they know they're nasty so the bitch cells just multiple like crazy. Of course women with no asses are fridgid brecause you need a little bitchiness to be hot in the sack and to make men fall to their knees. As a woman with a fine little ass i know what I'm talking about.

Poor marc Anthony. Family Guy got it wrong, that scene with John Goodman eating so much while his starving kids and wife sat there asking for a little food, really should have been J-Lo eating all the food while Mark whimpered "please My Queen Majesty of the universe Hottest Woman Alive" (then he barfs a little in his mouth after uttering the name she makes him call her). "please can I have alittle food" he says as his emaciated body lies chained to the wall. "No Ben, I need this food, you can have some next week when you get your weekly feeding (which comes from her ass" and he replies "Okay darling, but my name is Mark" . Tragic.

She looks a little fat this time? What happend? I'm surprised that her sexy photos are still up at Richromances.com, where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking

Why is she wearing a microphone to train for a triathlon? (look at pic #6, the one with the REALLY unfortunate face)

#36. STFU with the Richromances.com shit, lawrence! No one cares!

Does anyone edit this fucking site?

She looks so bad in that thing!

Dude, you're awesome.

"which means she's practically the Unabomber, according to Roseanne Barr logic. "

Marry me.

can she fucking get any uglier?

A Triathlon - are you kidding me?????? This girl grew up in the Bronx - did she even learn how to swim- and where - at the public pool??????? What a joke.

Actually, this is the first time I have ever seen any press whatsoever on J-Ho doing anything for a charity. More still, it's to raise money. Has she ever given any of her own money to help others or given directly to charity??? No wonder her career is in the toilet.....for a girl raised Catholic ,she certainly doesn't give back to her community. Ain't God getting back at you a bitch?

Well she's a bit overweight but I'm sure soon she's going to return to her old body shape!!!!!!!

Well she's a bit overweight but I'm sure soon she's going to return to her old body shape!!!!!!!

Not one butt shot? Come on. What's up with that?

why do white people need other people to cook dinner for them? so NEEDY.

They wright about it in VOGUE?

Comment #14 hit it right on the head. This bitch is almost totally useless - just good for fucking that fat ass. She whored herself out to P Diddy to get famous.

I'm so sick of these mother fuckin hispanics...running in our marathons, breathing up all our air, giving back to our charities. just plain bullshit. if i had her money I would use it to nuke all the people of the world who aren't white, poor, and moronic like me and candy.

candy - if you're white, I'd love to have a few beers with you, drill you in the ass, and go to a Jerry Fallwell convention afterwards. fuck yea!

Hey #42 - you're right.

Until just two years ago, J Lo never gave to charity. But, the public viewed her as a "bitch" and "diva" and therefore, she hired another publicist specifically to make her seem nicer to the public. This publicist convinced J Lo that she needs to do charitable events in order to make her personality more "positive."

J Lo has been quoted saying that she does not want to give to charity.

Hey #42 - you're right.

Until just two years ago, J Lo never gave to charity. But, the public viewed her as a "bitch" and "diva" and therefore, she hired another publicist specifically to make her seem nicer to the public. This publicist convinced J Lo that she needs to do charitable events in order to make her personality more "positive."

J Lo has been quoted saying that she does not want to give to charity.

Hey #42 - you're right.

Until just two years ago, J Lo never gave to charity. But, the public viewed her as a "bitch" and "diva" and therefore, she hired another publicist specifically to make her seem nicer to the public. This publicist convinced J Lo that she needs to do charitable events in order to make her personality more "positive."

J Lo has been quoted saying that she does not want to give to charity.

J-Lo is an example of what EVERY woman would be like if she was given fame and unlimited money:

ME, me, me, me, me, me, me, me............nag, nag, nag, nag, nag,nag, ..........

Nice #6 pic, that's her face when Marc Anthony is blowing a load on her forehead

I will cut her face off and fuck her asshole with a chainsaw.

where are the booty shots? for such a famous butt, new shots of it are hard to come by.

Knowing Marc Anthony is standing right behind her, she'd might actually win. i'd sure the hell would run...swim and bike All the Way to Beijing in Olympic Record Time!

Can she still fit through a door with those extra wide hips?

First of all, the pictures are stills from an interview that ran on the Today show. She is with the editor of SELF magazine who is helping Jennifer to train for the triatholon since the editor is a triathlete. Secondly, from what I have read through the years, Jennifer has been a huge supporter of the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles. She didn't start this support last year or the year before, it's been going on for years. Whatever your hang ups or prejudices are, that's up to you. But please get the facts right.

#52 PLEASE FIND ME THAT QUOTE. I can't stand this woman and that quote would be awesome to see. I've always known she was a selfish bitch.

If someone here could move her/his butt from the chair and do, I´m not saying five minutes of triathlon, only the third part of what she has done in her life, then they could know what they are talking about.
She wears make up because she is giving an interview. We know that all the celebrities give interviews without any make up. But this level of intelligence is normal, the most part of you´ll see a TV camera only when you appear in the events-chronicle

She woke up one morning and said wow I'm a fat mom, and i need to be back in the media again, all these 21 year olds, are passing me by and getting the spotlight.... "Marc...call my publicist!, maybe they can set some kind of Charity ", "Ohhhh maybe Speedo, Rebok or Nautica can sponsor it, We can get a big name." "It can be some useless event"
Marc: "Yes Honey, Yes, Whatever you say !!!!"

Sweetie, your a MOM now, U ain't sexy and HOT anymore. You threw it all away at the wrong time. Great move on marrying that Skelator Marc Anthony. We Wonder how frail little dick is? Wonder how u went from rapper to a flower. He did a dumb move too by dropping a model for some dumb latina in da Bronx. At least he contributed to many great Latin songs. What have you done?

I can't see that heifer running. She has too much hip.

#56....hilarious...Mark Antony looks like a zombie.

#54.....Your a sick, twisted, freak. Use that chainsaw on yourself.

This site is a whole lot funnier than WWTDD these day. Carry on.

Muscle looks like fat to some ppl. She is definately more fit and in better shaped than ppl who dont exercise. Bet she could beat you nasties up with her thumb!
I dont think ppl should be allowed to comment on someone being overweight if theyre doing something about it - WHAT IS THE POINT?!

Where is the ASS SHOT????

Wow! What bunch of lowlife losers hating on someone they don't even know. What's pathetic is these delusional people are so jealous and envious, that they actually think they do really know her. These kind of people need to look at themselves, and fix what is wrong.

Hey Englishgirl....we don't give a fucking shit what you think. We can comment on whatever the fuck we want. Go back to worshiping your imbred Queen and the Royal scum bags.

what a publicity whore!

Just another intense marathon training session...in full makeup. I guess she figured it was good press for Katie Holmes.

Maybe instead of breaking someone else's chops, you people should try getting off the computer chairs and trying a triathlon - it's amazing what you can do when you try (even though you don't think you have a snowballs chance in hell of doing it). Good for you Jennifer Lopez & every other "TRI-er" out there.

Wow!! You people have nothing better to do than talk crap about someone you don't even know. You are that pathetic and jealous, that you have to put your insulting opinions about Jennifer.. Do you feel better now that you insulted someone and put them down. How can you hate or dislike someone you have never even meet. I hope you have looked in the mirror and realized that you all are not perfect and have not talents yourself. You haters need to get a life. I bet most of the people who made such nasty negative comments are fat and could never complete a triathlon yourself. Good luck and God Bless to Jennifer and her family!!! Haters Get A LIFE!!!!

Damn, I would love to lubricate her tiny starfish rosebud with my tounge and then rub my clitories the whole night on her firm booty