Aug 14 2008Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer because of his wandering penis

the problem with this chick, she have way too much money...everyone is watching her everymove and who she dates,,,if she was a regular plain jane,,,shed be begging john mayer to take her back after his philanderings...

Ill bet John Mayer left her for Tre' Flint. I heard Tre' Flint smokes pole with the best of them!

Nikkas!!

Only a poorly sucked penis wanders.

Whatever. Next.

OMG she looks soooo frikin hot in that pic!!

BONES=PERFECTION

xoxo

Her ass and thighs and legs are about half the size of that mommy in the last story. So everybody who declared their proxy-mom "hittable" thinks Jen has a bad body, right? Too thin? No? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

I would hit it.

with a baseball bat.

and only from the back.

I pity the fool who don't wanna go balls-deep in Jen's butt

She needs to gain at least 25 lbs to become healthy and normal.

I would be single if that would make her happy....

Listen Jen, you fug ass hag. Find a nice normal non-celebrity to date (and ruin his life). You're obviously not fun to hang with, your good(?) looks are fading at warp speed, and your desperation is palpable. Famous dudes won't put up with that kinda shit.
.... or you could do us all a favor and fuckin' die a horrible death

I didn't think they would last. In almost every picture of them together he had a look of total disinterest, while she had her usual pursed lips look.

It's about time....
I hope this means we can all forget about John Gayer, and find more pictures of a sun tanning Aniston

It's all good Jen...you can do better. You don't want ummm...apparently everyone else's sloppy seconds. Sorry but if you have THAT much trouble keeping you dick out of someone other than your girlfriend's vag then you're clearly compensating for something :/

John is having a blast making great music, performing, and having attractive females whether famous or not. I love John Mayer because he is an attractive, tall, talented musician that writes, sings, and plays his own songs and does great music covers too. His pop music is great, but I prefer rock, blues, and jazz and prefer his latest music the best. I also find his funny and demented humor amusing.

#9
I agree with you that Jen is too skinny and needs to have more fat, I mean more meat on her bones. Guys don't like fit chicks that eat right and exercise regularly because they prefer fat chicks like me that love to eat and wear girdles to improve our bodies.

Poor guy. When the day came that she left him 8 voicemails and 15 text messages, after having a discussion about their "future together," he realized had to fuck his way out. I bet he had to throw in a real pig just so she'd get the message. Quite possibly it was "OC Dee".

@17
HAHA

@9
God, I can just imagine what you look like right now

#17

I am no pig and very pleased about my looks and fit body, but I can appreciate your attempt at being funny at my expense. Speaking of funny; here are some pictures of John as Borat and he looks sexy and funny at the same time! I love John's humor as well as his music.

http://news.lalate.com/2008/02/05/john-mayer-thong-pictures-john-mayer-borat-mankini-swimsuit-on-mayercraft/

and here is the video too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzvtcsxnNZo

There must be more to her than meets the eye if she can't keep a man don't you think?

She must suck in bed because she's famous and not bad to look at but nobody wants her long term or can remain faithful. I love her ass.

#19, you are now, again, in violation of the restraining order concerning Mr. Mayer. Desist immediately, or we'll have to tazer you, dude.

Jen is just preparing for her next role as a beautiful spurned woman who whines and bitches her way to the bottom.

Guaranteed: 1) Forget swallowing, forget even spitting. She warns the guy she'll never forgive him if he doesn't pull out of her mouth before spurting, because "it tastes really awful." Not a problem, because she never gets him anywhere close to orgasm. 2) She can only orgasm using her own fingers or a vibrator. 3) Even mentioning anal gets you a long speech about how all the guys she's ever known who think about that type of thing were battling their own homosexuality. 4) Sex lasts 20 minutes, followed by 2 hours of in-bed discussion of OUR RELATIONSHIP, especially in comparison to "when I was with Brad."

One day, she'll pick the wrong guy and end up in a trash bag.

I still think Mayer's gay, and his music is his way of bitching and whining his way to the bottom.

TEAM ANISTON!!! She's better off without him - he's awful!! My crazy eyes hurt at the pure sight of John Mayhem

What's up you pizza-faced homos and ugly fat chicks?

Jen makes you so horny that you gotta sleep extra around town to make your dick lie down.

What did she expect? She dates a man who has the freedom to do whatever he wants. If aninston was dating a man with integrity she would be "Bored".

@24

Dude, that's my girlfriend to a tee.

No wonder I hate fuck trashy woman all the time.

SHE IS A LOUSY LAY

the end.

Mayers a douche.

Making excuses about his musical talent is clearly an attempt to deflect away from reality. Just because someone has musical talent doesnt mean they get a free pass to be a douchebag free of the criticism that follows.

No matter how you spin it up and spew it out, he's trash.

Next....

I absolutely agree. For a good looking woman (and not really THAT good looking) she's got to have absolutely no skills whatsoever to be capturing men based on the picture of perfection (that's a pun, BTW) and then blowing it in private. weak, jen, weak.

well, if she's looking for stability & loyalty then she probably should have never even dated John Mayer; who is just another dumb Hollywood malewhore casanova. Plus theres that whole thing about him being much younger than her & in his prime as far as female appeal goes...he can get pretty much anyone he wants at this point. Even if he is a big giant douche. So she put up w/ being cheated on 3xs before she ditched him? wow, thats just sad. You would think she has more self confidence than that, given her age, fame, money, body. sad sad sad.

This pig is almost 40. By the way, that's granny age in reality whether or not this hag has had any children. She's over the hill. Bye.

Maybe her vagitosis was too much for Mayer to handle.

Mayer got tired of hittin' than bony No cushin to the pushin lay. So she dumped him after he started hanging out more with his boys and hittin' strip clubs.
" Wake up bitch, if your man is going on tour: HE'S GETTING LAID !!!!!! "

No male in his right mind--let alone a rock star--is going to get married and limit his options as he gets older and makes more money. Why would any halfway decent looking guy do that???

if this is true, it's further evidence as to how overrated aniston is to aniston/her handlers. her stock is not that high. her profile is high, but as "a catch" she ranks below average because of her age, the public perception of her inability to carry any roles in anything non-FRIENDS, etc.; she's attractive and well-preserved for her age, but she's simply not that great -- and she'll soon be really not that great. i also believe whatever sympathy the angelina subject once engendered has since dissolved and she's seen now as an untogether, fickle, female man-child, so to speak.

she has a nice ass. for now.

she best lower her standards and close her mouth because no one cares.

Good for her. Life is too short to put up with some immature guy who feels like he needs to fuck anything that moves- which pretty much describes every male on this site, especially # 35... old age is waiting for you, my friend.

to #40... AMEN. I don't care if she's a bad lay or boring or whatever, you don't just go f*cking around. Tell her you don't want babies, break up, THEN go F*ck around.

I need to start dating guys older than me... I mean. I'm only in my early twenties but do guys ever grow up?

eww, jm is soo last season, my lord, he dated jessica simpson, how desperate can ya be??? jen a piece of adive hun, move on find someone or adopt, cuz at that rate you'll never have kids!!

kay y'all vote obama 08 president!!!! he's hot! YAY!

Really a mess~~ My friends are busy with talking about it now at Billionairepal.com where singer and hollywood celebrities are connecting!

Hello - it was so clear this was not going to last very long. I mean, he's a baby and also a player and she's like middle aged and desperate!

I hate to say it, but this last, "What a dick," is the wittiest thing you've come out with all year, SF W. Good one. :)

In some of the pictures in THS on E! she looked kinda chubby when she was younger, but only on the face. Somehow it makes her look much better.
Anyway, I always wondered why Brad is being heralded as a saint and many people can somehow see a halo around his head. He is a cheating son of a b^&^%

Once more, I think she looks hideous in this outfit.

@39 Rings true.

@46 HA! Yeah, I was watching an A&E Biography or something where they were going on and on about how marriage and commitment were so important to Brad. He was in an adulterous relationship with Skankelina while the show was being recorded and played! They were showing him together with his mistress on the same show! Maybe it didn't work out, maybe J.A. was even at fault (I've heard she is evil incarnate), but don't give me that kind of baloney, A&E.

Her body is a little like a pre pubescent child, otherwise she looks great!

...............AND THE CHEESE BETWEEN HIS TOES!!

how fat are you lara?#48

#32

Then all talented musicians are douch bags because they have the pick of the crop and love it!

Jen is over Brad.
America... get over it.

Jen is over Brad.
America... get over it.

If she wants commitment, why does she keep picking the bad boys? Probably because they turn her on. But she's definitely NOT over the hill. Anyone that says she is will never look that damn good at 40!!

That bitch must suck in bed.

yucky i always knew john mayer was a whore

she always wears fat wedgie heels to elongate her leg and make her problem thighs diminish. note to Jen return the wedgies to britneys closet. thank you.

Not crazy about the heels either, but you gotta be wacked if you consider those thunder thighs. What'd you have for lunch, a piece of lettuce?

Often people look much worse than the celebrities they are tearing down.

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