Aug 6 2008Jenna Jameson reportedly pregnant

Jenna Jameson is carrying a smaller version of Tito Ortiz in her uterus which brings her one baby closer to achieving her lifelong dream of becoming Angelina Jolie. Only five more to go along with a shitload of plastic surgery. You can do it! Page Six reports:

"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."

My sources tell me the baby is really enjoying itself. Lots of room and someone crammed an entire entertainment center up there, so no complaints: "Though would it hurt to get some popcorn up in this joint? Wait, never mind. I just found Orville Redenbacher in the laundry room. Pop a squat, bro, but don't get your feet on the couch."

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Tito has a really big head

In a month or so it'll end up as a red stain on her couch. Another red stain on her couch.

They for sure that Tito Ortiz is in fact the father?

That child will look like Donald Duck whether it is male or female.

I think with all the jizz I shot into her the baby will be mine. Or maybe Ron Jeremy's.

He must have gotten tired of skeeting in her eyes and stayed in, somehow - maybe by tying a board to his ass to keep from falling in. Reminds me of the retired male porno star who went to medical school but failed his clinical training because every time he was supposed to give a shot, he pulled the needle out of the vein and squirted the medicine all over the patient's face.

Paint that fucker red and it's Hellboy.

Hard to tell if the kid will grow up to be a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist.

uh, let's hope its a smaller version.

Jenna, has aids! She is a selfish bitch and I feel sorry for their kid!

loose pussy wh0re

With everything that has gone into her vaj over the years, it is about time something came out. I mean, the Smegma Babay from Hell is due.

You suppose she got pregnant from swallowing so much?

That Tito is one mean looking dude.

Either way, they'll have an ugly girl.

That poor poor child! Not only will it have a whore for a mother, it's father's head belongs in a museum.

What is she famous for again? Doing 1,000 guys at a time or something? At least it will be an easy delivery...the baby will shoot out like a slip & slide!

so now something disgusting is coming out of her cunt instead of going in. joy.

Ironically if it's a girl she'll be so ugly she'll have to really put out.

I wonder if he knows that every time he kisses her he's kissing everyguy that fucked her in the mouth and we all laugh about it?

that man has the scariest jaw bones i have ever seen. he looks like he swallowed a cinder block.

Where trillions of sperm have died before...

Tito just signed w/ Affliction too!
They said he'll be the highest paid MMA fighter to date.

http://mixedmartialartvideos.com

I CANNOT GET OVER THAT GUY'S GINORMOUS HEAD!!!!!!!

Doesn't anyone see the fact that Tido keeps three fingers out of his pocket? This traditionally is a sign for the KKK. The three fingers represent each K.

She has gotten way too damn skinny. Bring back the old Jenna!

@7 ...spot on!

Pretty sure that dude's a caveman...look at the size of that noggin!!! Something's just not right!!

Man look at that dudes head. . . . That poor baby. It's going to have a giant head. Just think. . . .when it comes out it's going to tear the rip the hell out of that pussy. . .Oh wait. Jenna Jameson ? Nevermind on the pussy ripping part. This baby will have the smoothest exit ever .

New invention time : Do they make bungie cords to strap in fetus ?

Somebody photoshop a baby with giant hands and a really big square head so we can look at it and think of some names. Like Encephalitis Baby or Incredible Hulk Baby. OK those aren't really names but I don't have a photo to go by yet.

Jenna's baby? As they say, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck...

Porn stars should not be allowed to have children, it's just awful that those kids will be able to see footage of their mother getting fucked in the ass and mouth.
This whore has NO shame or decency bringing a child in to that. DISGUSTING.

Porn stars should not be allowed to have children, it's just awful that those kids will be able to see footage of their mother getting fucked in the ass and mouth.
This whore has NO shame or decency bringing a child in to that. DISGUSTING.

Magilla Gorilla meets Daisy Duck. If I had to bet on this mutant outcome, I would put my chips on Platypus, but with more chest pounding.

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it'll be Jenna Jameson's baby.

at least she gained some weight, i think she looks good

#23 The KKK lynch people named Tito Ortiz.......not make them members.

17 - Let's try and stay positive. She could very well become the first female MMF heavy champion. I see a vicious "ass to mouth" submission hold in her future. Mama and Daddy learned her good.

I think hubby is falling asleep from sheer fuckin boredom or the strain from keepin that HUGE fuckin noggin in the upright position. His head has it's own weather system.

(37) She's right! Check out the cold front, coming in, over the left lobe. I'll be in the basement, if needed.

l thing she a baby in her ass!!!!!!!!!!! o.k .ha ha ha ha.

l thing she a baby in her ass!!!!!!!!!!! o.k .ha ha ha ha.

Woah looks like she's eating. She's looking better.

@21 catch up with the times buddy.
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/noshow-ortiz-let-the-games-begin-13937

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Hmmm... Ortiz looks like one of those cardboard displays in picture number two.

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she looks really pretty in these pics

Sorry #31, but you can not find Jenna doing anal. It is a fact she does not do it. Check your facts...

To all of you who hide behind your glass girlfriend and make fun of Jenna, you could never get a girl like her !

What the fuck is up with that dude's head? It's so scary!

@45, no one wants a girl like that.

@woodhorse

LOL! a fucking duck!!!

Should we really be laughing at Jenna and her boyfriend? Yes, I think so. --Explaining what mommy did should be a riot.

so after all that sperm being fired at her all these years, one has finally done its duty.

hmm. must be a strong feckin' swimmer.

This is an abomination. Oh, well. Tito signing with Affliction was only a rumor, but it could happen. Tito won't find any orgs that could pay him the money he wants.

www.mma-core.com

nothxbai.

Teto Ortiz = LOSER!

Who in their right mind would date an old, worthless whore when there are brand new whores to be had?

Teto uses no rubber on a woman that has had sex in each hole 10,000 + times? Does someone here think he's cool?

Lame man. Give me a brazilian teen any day pre-porn and thats what i define as cool.

Is anyone in agreement with me??? this bitch really destroyed herself...i remember first seeing her with that white dude with a jheri curl... he was the first one to bone her in a porno but i don't remember his name i think its randy something...anyway i was watching that porn and while i was beatin my meatin i was thinkin "wow i really wanna bang this broad!!!" now i look at her and i think "damn what a fuckin waste......"

Looks like a monkey playing with an old boot!

Let's fuck some whooores!!

10 bucks says the baby falls out randomly at four months.

@56

you're on. I say it falls out in 3 months and it's black.

@44 obviously you are some really sad act loser who knows all about porn, how pathetic, excuse for not having got my PhD in Jenna Studies.
HOWEVER was not the point I was making you thick pervert it WAS seeing your mother getting fucked in the mouth, pussy, ass what's the difference? No kid wants their mom to be seen by all their school mates doing those things and basically being the whore/slut that she is ON FILM for the world to see.
Honestly you Americans are truly the MOST stupid national breed on the planet.

This woman's made $100,000,000 from making porno movies, and what kind of peadophiles are you saying that her kids gonna be affected growing up by this...? WHO LETS KIDS WATCH PORN??? Maybe a bit of jealousy from the women on this site....I'm sure there's alot of people out there that have choked back a few fat dicks in there time, just not on film and getting paid for it like Jenna, so in other words you whores do it for FREE....Now that's disgusting..!

shit!!! they even breed, kill it with fire!!!

Can you imagine eighth grade?

"Your mama let people film her sucking cock and taking it in the ass for money."

Not much room for comeback there.

You would think that Tito would own some shirts that dont say "Punishment" on them. At some point even the biggest losers buy shirts with collars on them that button down the front.

Im sure Jenna is nice and all, but what man wants to have a baby with a Porn star unless he is one himself. Im sure we all would like to fuck one once or twice in our lives, but for him to choose her to be a mother of his children just shows what kind of brainless idiot he is.

She can be smart and actually get paid millions to have all that sex, but she is still a skank or whore or whatever definition you want to use, money or not.

that dude is just fucking ugly. i mean. come on. call the hulk and ask him how he gets his brows to match his dye job at least, if you're going to punish us by continuously allowing cameras to take your picture.

that is going to be one ugly fuckin baby and i think ALL babies are cute.

Am I the only one who notices the bottle of champagne in the last picture.....There is no child or at least won't be one long.

I would imagine the sperm that managed to swim by were akin to US warplanes surveying the "Highway of Death" in Iraq after Desert Storm.

Congratulations! I saw Jenna Jameson's profile onmilllionairedatingsite -"M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m** last week. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when she is pregnant!
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How could you be stupid enough to hit that nasty pussy without a rubber? Tito is a dirty motherfucker.

PREGNANT?
.........................................of what exactly?

id still bang her

she holding that wine bottle like a pair of dick & balls.

A steroid freak and a silicone, anorexic, porn freak having a baby. How sweet. What do you think they will call it? Trog?

they are pregnent follow the link to see pictures http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/this_is_what_happens_1.php

"You would think that Tito would own some shirts that dont say "Punishment" on them"

it's his merch clothing company, duh

Hey 73, lets just assume you owned Walmart instead of just worked there, would every shirt you owned say "Walmart" on it? Would you get all your free pictures taken at the fire station in a Walmart shirt? I know Tito owns his own company, but dude needs to show a little class.

Just curious.

His head has it's own gravitational pull and her snatch is a black hole. They are a match.

Poor kid. It better get used to eating sperm sandwiches..

maybe the dirty whore will turn into a decent mother...... sometimes having a child can change a person for the better, and if that ends up happening I will bet she will be mighty ashamed of all those videos.

Jesus she looks like a retarded duck.

It would have to be a ultimate fighters' kid, in order to punch its way out through that calloused hole Jenna calls a birth canal....

zoiks!

That is going to be a messed up kid. Can you imagine when they get to junior high? All the kids will make fun of him because his mom is a whore. People in porn should not be allowed to have kids, ever.

What a fucked up family that will be.Should make for intresting conversation at the dinner table.

Damn she looks like a duck human hybrid and that guy looks like some sort of devolving mongoloid.... The dude is fugly.. Looks like he should be wearing a football helmet to the park and playing in the sand box yelling "GRETZKY!!"

"... that guy looks like some sort of devolving mongoloid..."

Exactly. And ironically he probably has some kind of penile dystrophy that causes inchworm syndrome. Bet he has to use a strap-on dildo to do her.

If this poor conception survives the prenatal phase and actually becomes a recorded birth its outlook is likely bleak. Defective parents who, as adults, participate in the porn industry. A person has to wonder how many diseases each of these prospective parents has, or has acquired through the porn industry.

Poor kid....ugly, fugly, duckling, mongoloid, disease carrier etc etc

Why do all these big, doofy mother fuckers get hot women and I get shit!

You spelled 'repugnant' incorrectly in the title.

Pfft, you guys are so cruel! so what? they're having a kid- that's cool...sex would be like throwing a hot dog down Madison Avenue but...regardless, it's a lovely surprise and good luck to 'em!

oh come on, she wants to try and have a normal life after porn. she is a beautiful woman and i would love for her to have my baby. yeah, she's screwed alot of guys, but it doesn't mean she can't be happy. i wish her all the best. but as far as tito goes, he's ugly and has a personality of a rock, he's a real asshole.

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