Aug 12 2008Jason Statham kicked out of Playboy Mansion

Que who dis?

I'm sure Hef was like - who the Hell invited this nobody?

This is quite an interesting story about a third-rate actor getting kicked out of a place that used to be the coolest thing 40 years ago.

why do hef care if this dude get his pic taken,,,, and whats jasons problem?

Third-rate actor? Apparently you didn't see Transporter 1 and 2.

He's fourth-rate.

Maybe he was trying to be there on the down low. Guess that blew up in his face.

Hef was just jealous that someone at his geezer parties could get an erection.

Hef was just jealous that someone at his geezer parties could get an erection.

This special Playboy moment has been brought to you by Viagra. I wear a smoking jacket M-F, but I don't know how Hef can do it 24-7. Can you imagine the money he saves in dry cleaning alone?

you know? you can goof on hef all you want, but that guy had the life most guys dreamed about...banged the hottest chicks no one get attached or mad...

I would fuck him so hard... GEEZUS.

WOW... He's beautiful.

He is a really insignificant English actor, what I wish is that he had kicked that repulsive wanker Hef in the kidney before he was escorted off the premises if he did that I would watch every film that he ever made.

#4

What the fuck?

Something doesn't seem right about that story. Sounds like a lot of bollocks.

He isn't the greatest actor but he is masculine and hot. I can't say as much for half of the males in Hollywood.

Is grammar not politically correct, or did I miss the English class boycott?

HOW DARE HEF AND HIS HOES KICK THIS ADONIS OUT THE PLAYBOY MANSION? FUCK THAT OLD PIECE OF CIRCUMCISED PENIS... HATING BASTARDS

#15? your opinion is as important to me as the creation i made in the bathroom bowl this morning...

Hugh Hefner is a lowlife scumbag.

@15 It saddens me, too, but life is short - let the troglodytes grunt.

He is eye candy for sure and that is the real reason that Hugh Hefner, Earnest Borgnine and Abe Vigoda had him kicked out of the Playboy party.

he's hot. you have to respect him if he didn't want his picture taken. maybe his girlfriend would have been jealous. who knows?

The cockroach looks he should be selling dime bags at the train station. What a dirtbag. How did this douche get into the playboy mansion to begin with? Must have been a big lapse in security for this skag to get in.

Look at his eyes,his chaming smile. I think I fall in love with this guy. It is said he is interested in dating pretty models at a celebrity site Richromances.com. I will become a member soon!

@18 - LOL, seriously? Grammar bothers you? Well, before I sign up to your branch of the punctuation police I think you need look over the usage of the comma.

Your last line should have read: @15 It saddens me too, but life is short... <--- see? Only one comma required! Having two just made your post rather ironic.

@23

actually commas can be used to signify a pause in a sentence. So there was nothing actually grammatically wrong with that sentence.

Hottest man...ever.

Fish,

I think you got the report wrong.
He was thrown out because everyone in the mansion refused to take photographs of him.

Now seriously, who is this guy blackmailing to still have a career?

Some movie executive is waking up in a cold sweat every night, wishing he didn't film himself having sex with that school of starfish.

Yuck!

Dude, come back when you've finished the evolution process.

What a knuckle dragging creep!

hotter than hot... how about posting some beach pics of HIM?

I want to see him in a bikini!

NOOO FAGGOTS ALOWED!!
(btw: little tommy (cruise) knew this.)

Good for him. Everytime my wife sees him she begins to masturbate furiously, looking like Mohammed Ali trying to flip a light switch during an earthquake. (Hence, the reason my elbow is always sore and my palms chafed...) I hope they kicked Turkish right the fuck in his wanker.

Has no one seen Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrrels or Snatch? I'm sure no one cared whether or not he wanted to take pictures. So the photographer ran and bitched to Hef about it? I doubt that....

Who is he? I've seen what appears to be movie titles in a few comments, but seriously, I've never even heard of those movies. Are they even in English?

Now he's plenty date-able as far as middle-aged bald men go, but the commenters saying he's hot, OMG you really need to get lucky.

FAST!

Even if it's only with yourselves, cuz dang, he's middle aged and bald! Hello!

You took the fucking jamm outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

does nybody know the truth about these playboy mansion parties - seriously, can I just grab the nearest girl and fuck her - are they just there for the guests' amusement - like fuckable hors 'doeuvres?

His new movie looks like SHIT !

Heh, Hef is jealous?

Anyway, I'm sure we don't have the whole story.
Those pervs in there were probably trying to shoot him holding a dildo or something.

Crank rulz!

OH LEAVE POOR HEF ALONE!!!! if you could come back as someone when you died, you would want to come back as Hef .... I know I would and Im a girl! and not a lesbian, just remember...he wasnt always old!

OH LEAVE POOR HEF ALONE!!!! if you could come back as someone when you died, you would want to come back as Hef .... I know I would and Im a girl! and not a lesbian, just remember...he wasnt always old!

hi girls can u send me sexy pic on san_mne@yahoo.com

how does this talentless twat get movie parts?

id tap that. and that's not even the right story you can at least get your facts straight but obviously your not. he he

maybe he doesnt want people to know that the girl he is seeing alex zosman is a high priced escort in hollywood. he may have been looking for a fresh face. have you seen stathams gf? this one is BUSTED

Sari is right. His girlfriend is no prize. Jason looks silly being with her. She used to date a Hollywood promoter named Dean May. He was her hookup to the Hollywood feeding trough and she met Jason through him. Here are some comments about Dean- the LAST comment is all about her. http://thedirty.com/?p=32625
dean dean baby Says:
"dean may dated a hooker named alex zosman for years so i dont think he would risk getting a disease if he was really gay. he does lots of drugs with his ex’s friends and is NOT riich. he is a bit of a wanna be and everything wrong about la but not a bad or mean person. he is no heir to any fiortune. he is a club promoter and on the club scene. his biggest claim to fame is that he now hangs out with jayson statham because he sold his ex to him."
More comments from people who know about her here:
http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/gossip/jason_statham/jason_statham_collects_gorgeous_cars_20090311.php
An excerpt from her yanked friendster profile is here:
Profile # 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors– does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!
Gives you an idea in case you were wondering. Trust me, you would not want to be her even if it meant waking up with jason every day.

Sari is right. His girlfriend is no prize. Jason looks silly being with her. She used to date a Hollywood promoter named Dean May. He was her hookup to the Hollywood feeding trough and she met Jason through him. Here are some comments about Dean- the LAST comment is all about her. http://thedirty.com/?p=32625
dean dean baby Says:
"dean may dated a hooker named alex zosman for years so i dont think he would risk getting a disease if he was really gay. he does lots of drugs with his ex’s friends and is NOT riich. he is a bit of a wanna be and everything wrong about la but not a bad or mean person. he is no heir to any fiortune. he is a club promoter and on the club scene. his biggest claim to fame is that he now hangs out with jayson statham because he sold his ex to him."
More comments from people who know about her here:
http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/gossip/jason_statham/jason_statham_collects_gorgeous_cars_20090311.php
An excerpt from her yanked friendster profile is here:
Profile # 1639180. About Me: My t!ts are real and I’m a f*ck!ng b!tch. I really like mirrors– does that say much?? I love to dance and have hot strippers dance for me. Scores is a personal fav. I’m a total Taurus and need to be pampered. Taking shrooms with Joe, pulling triggers, swimming in the ocean, SHOPPING, dating the wrong guys, victories with the taken ones, and TWINS. I looooove twins. I have a collection. Any twins out there wanna join? Who I Want to Meet: someone who will take me hunting!!!
Gives you an idea in case you were wondering. Trust me, you would not want to be her even if it meant waking up with jason every day.

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Jason is on looking for love in all the wrong places. He is so HOT, I think he can do better also, but if Alex is laying it on him good, he may not care if she is a escort. I don't think it will last, Jason is just chillin', and think he is still in love with Kelly, but Kelly is moving on to younger sweet young thangs. But if Jason ever gave me a chance, I would tap that ass for reals, no questions ask, my name could be Kelly, Alex whatever name he would want to use would be okay with me, Jason is HOOOTTTTTT, NO DOUBT. I still think Kelly is crazier in hell.