Aug 13 2008Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend done cheated on her (Gasp!)

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOO WHO GIVES A FUCK RIGHT?

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOO WHO GIVES A FUCK RIGHT?

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

I think she is hot.

ive never been first, this is the best day of my entire life.

i feel like that woman is what jamie lynn will look like by the time shes 25.

HEY KAT YOUR RIGHT WHO GIVES A FUCK??

curse you superfish!!! /shakes fist

In other news:

Coke whores doing record business in Kentwood, La. following Casey's engagement...

yo lemo go fuck your mom

Def. is hot, in a skank sort of way.

Looks like the South just can't seem to kick that trailer trash stereotype. No wonder Bush got elected.

nice Casie,,,your baby's future is secure and you get to dip your sword somewhere else when ever jamie lynn have a headache,,,youve chosen well my friend...pimps up, hoes down...

this photo makes me never want to smoke another cigarette

HEY it works better than nicorette gum or hypnosis...sweet.

She's 28 in lindsay years.

ha. they had to take the picture here because her trailer just got towed.

And what would the story of dysfunctional dropout, promiscuity, alcohol, drugs and cigarettes, sex with cousins and animals be without the christian cross hangin 'round her neck?

Ding Dang! Jeebus loves us! Yee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

For this story to be remotely interesting, the "other woman" had to be Britney.

Who's bed have her boots been under? If George Costanza says it's true, I believe it.

it's "done did cheated"

LOOK! i GOT FIRST!!
THIS VALIDATES ME CAUSE MY LIFE IS THE INTERNET AND I CAN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF UNTIL I SCREAM 'FIRST!' ON SOME RANDOM MESSAGE BOARD!!!

Dear Lynn,
You might want to add an addendum to your best seller:

The Final Chapter: Three's no longer company, it's a crowd in a doublewide.

Fucking hideous. She looks like she's 50. Good gawd I can smell that white trash STANK right through my screen. Everyone that has ANYTHING to do with the Spears is like a walking caricature of white trashdom. It's not even funny anymore. Fucking repulsive.

Look at the picture even, she's all "I smokes instead of eatin'" scrawny, she's got her butt ugly cowgirl boots on, nothing she is wearing matches, it's like she got her whole outfit at a yard sale. Her face says " I gost a story to tell yu fancy pants cirty folk and I done wore my finest outfit for the inerview, this is the same thang I weared to my grandpappi's funeral).
Fucking fuck look at her, she has that trashy poor people hair; stringy and colourless and of course she's sitting on lawn furniture (which is also her livingroom furniture btw), wearing a dress that looks like even the K-Mart sales rep would have passed on it saying "nah that's too cheap looking for our store", funny thing the manager said the same thing when this bitch applied for a job.

After taking the picture she smoked her lunch and said:
Did yall know that sittin on lawn furniture and shooting the shit is actully a jawb here in the nurth [she meant south],the guvnerment will pays ya todo that, i means thats hows I support maself. That and screwnin' redneck baaaby daddies."

"You got 5 minutes. You aint finished by then, you go finish yourself. And don't git nothin' on me or I swear I'll bite straight through them balls."

What kind of skank sells the story to the tabloids just to get her picture on the cover of InTouch?

Oh, right. THIS kind of skank: dumb, country, prematurely-aged, and "Christian."

When will women learn? You don't fuck another woman's man when there's kids involved. Ever!

she looks like kimberly from the real world

I guess he figured that, if John Edward could do it to his wife with terminal cancer, what's fooling around on your pregnant skank girlfriend with an older skank girlfriend...

If they have been fucking for a few years..........She's 28, he's 18........If I do my math correctly, I do believe that statutory rape comes in to play at some point.

THIS SKANK IS ONLY 28 YEARS OLD? ARE YOU SURE? HER FACE LOOKS MORE WORN AND WEATHERED THAN THOSE HOOKA BOOTS SHE GOT ON... WHO THE FUCK WEARS COWBOY BOOTS IN THE SUMMER.... WITH A SLIP DRESS? BUT SHE DOES LOOK LIKE SHE GIVE A GREAT BLOWJOB.... WAY TO GO CASEY.... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... WHAT A BUNCH OF TRAILER TRASH IDIOTS.... NO ONE CARES!!!!! NEXT STORY PLEASE

A redneck cheated on his underage pregnant girlfriend??? Unreal.

LOL! She looks so pissed. That's right dummy Casey's broke, screwing him will get you squat, you should have found a way to screw Britney, but K-Fed beat you to it and I don't think the government will allow Britney to birth anymore children. Enjoy the coin you get from this little tell all skank cuz it's all your getting.

Stupid rednecks, some horny little douche kid that screws every girl in town knocks up their daughter and they force the two to get married/engaged. What the fuck did Lynn Spears think would happen, that little Casey would be faithful to her trashy daughter? Come on.

Kelli Dawson has a Facebook page...she's friends with Ashley Aldridge, Casey's sister - check it out!!! Good stuff

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=648248792

"I guess he figured that, if John Edward could do it to his wife with terminal cancer, what's fooling around on your pregnant skank girlfriend with an older skank girlfriend..."

I'm pretty sure he just looked around his local vicinity (home) and saw all the examples he needed to justify his actions. That's how it works, preachy-boy.

Everybody knows the two situations are completely different. If a guy gets a girl pregnant, he has to stay with her (only if he's white, apparently). If you get married and have a family and your aging wife compounds the whole sagging-to-hell thing by getting breast cancer and ending up with a mutilated no-longer-a-woman body, the guy is completely justified to seek out sexual encounters with normal intact girls. Anything else would be abnormal, and any truly loving wife would understand and accept that.

Guess there's no competing when your rival is a rich, hot, famous celebrity. But then, this woman is so ugly, she didn't stand a chance anyways;she just looks like a roadwhore. Her face is right out of a horror movie. And the hair...oh God, the hair...what is that, a wig? She thinks she's looking all hot on the cover of a mag...she looks pathetic. Not to mention;isn't that Casey guy only like 19 or something? What a bunch of losers. The sad thing is, I bet this roadwhore has a kid or two of her own.

I bet she's a real southern lady. Comon' honey, show us you tramp stamp!

The whole Spears family and everyone they associate with is white trashier than a dumpster full of wonderbread.

This snarling pitbull of loveliness is going on record to say that the only time she cared that her bf was fucking a 15 year old was a few months before the 15 year old was about to give birth? I know she's not the best to look at but surely she can do better than a pedophile.

Oh wait. If she could have, she would have.

@29

You hit it on the head with the good blowjobs prediction.

I'm known by my friends as having a dead-on, built in skank-o-meter.
And this women is pinging it with about an 11 right now.

I guarantee she's fucked half of her town. Probably into meth, would explain the advanced aging

She looks rougher than a brillo pad.

DAAAAMMMNNNN that bitch looks haggered!!!

She's haggard. How pathetic must you be if your 15 mins of fame have to be at someone else's expense. To answer that, you need only look at the picture.

All I can see is someone who would work the front lines in a fast food joint.

"D y'all wan fries wit dat?"

I love how the photographer captured the whole "two dollar hooker that operates out of her own single-wide" look in that picture.

She's just a nasty, desperate child molestor.

she looks cute to me.

#36. LOL, but actually she's a pedophile too she'd been screwing Casey for years and the math says she's a PEDOPHILE. Awe it's sad these two pedophiles couldn't work it out, instead Casey is off palying house with his 15 year old baby mama. It's like a Southern fairly. Whitetrashily ever after.

How is she ugly? I don't get it.

She's gonna have to learn it the hard way just like Mondica Blewinski did, being known as the other woman, when you are butt fucking ugly ain't fun at all, even when you're hot it seems to be a nightmare, but the ugly mistres of a famous man is always a miserable woman who will never find happiness. take Mondica, you think anyone will put a ring on Clinton's fat slut leftovers? I think not.

It's all down hill from here withered tramp.

*Mondicka
that's better.

#50 if you can see we can't splain it to you buddy. Are you drunk by any chance? I mean only beer googles could cause such a question, that or being from a town small enough where she would be the hot chick (shudder).

Hint she's fucking haggared, rough, scrawny and THE definition of fucking beat..

I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.

This story just wouldn't be right if she didn't have that huge, guady cross around her neck....who's she trying to fool? Inbred, skank sleeps with jamie lynn's baby daddy and is a full fledge, jesus lovin christian! Praise jebus! That's right lady, wallow in your 1 min of skank fame. You're famous for sleeping with a pregnant teen's baby daddy. Congratulations, you've achieved more then anyone else in your hick town.

Nice camera angle, right up her dress. This is hardly surprising remembering that the paternity of their baby was up in the air for a while, they were both keeping their options open

w0w ...
Well his and Jamie Lynn's wedding makes all the sense in the fucking world to me NOW !!!

Jamie Lynn has a sister who used to sing and entertain and is now crazy. So daddy spends all her money on the entire family thus keeping her bank acct. well stocked.
- So she has more money than Casey does ... well actually he doesn't have ANY money so that's not fair to criticize him monetarily
- She has never even been in a bar yet (legally)
- She still shops at Wal-Mart / K-Mart (old habits die hard)
- The baby is a {{girl}} (who is Casey going to teach to be a fucktard like him)
- 2 years from now (the terrible twos) Jamie's going to tie his ass to the house for the next 15 years while she goes off to play "hollywood whores" with her whacked-out big sister and their mommy dearest
- He was boffing his ex-girlfriend while Jammie was pregnant with his kid, and the only reason they broke it off was because "she" was uncomfortable with it ...nothing about how comfy he was gettin with the whole situation.
- Grandma writes "tell-all" books about a kids most secretive childhood
- Grandpa boffed mommy and auntie (gotta watch out for the old dude)
I don't know how I could have ever doubted a Spears/Aldridge marriage was a blessing and the child is a blessing in disguise, making Jamie & Casey's love a deep and lasting love.
One which will be envious to all those around them for a lifetime
{{ (_|_) }}

I have a novel idea fish !!!!!
How about some pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears' & Casey Aldridge ... together - kissing - walking along a (back-woods) road or on the beach together - or just plain holding hands ?
If any exist that is .... " BWAAHAAHAAHAA .... "
He's already looking around on the market and she's to stupid to even realize it. 0r maybe she wants to make sure her baby just has somebody to call "Daddy-ray-Aldridge"

* 0bservation Period 0ver ........ Let The Games Begin *

Sounds like typical white people to me! Even if you take the "poor" out you still have WHITE TRASH.

Honestly, if I was Casey and I had a chance with Jamie Lynn Spears and 28-year-old Kelli Dawson (who looks like a pissed off Carmen Diaz) I would have nailed them both also, however I would have used a condom to avoid being trapped in a loveless, sham, redneck relationship for the next 18 years but hey thats just me.

I still love the OK! mag article where they tried to make it look like Jamie Lynn and Casy are in some sweet commited relationship. I Expect this marriage to be in divorce within five years.

We have a relationship based on and a daughter born out of lust. This type of relationships never last. They pretty much implode in spectacular fashion.

This bitch has serious meth face.

She is sexy!!!!!It is said she is at a beautiful models site Richromances.com where more bikini photos of her can be found.

Hint she's fucking haggared, rough, scrawny and THE definition of fucking beat..

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u have that riight..she is horrid! She look like she can swallow a semi truck! and what the hell is up with those boots.. I don't believe this bullshit..Intouch all of those scumloids sucks

Her facebook picture looks alot better than this picture. It doesn't justify the outfit though.

For a second i thought this was Cameron Diaz

#59- haha! I looked on facebook, too. I figured that MS one was her, it looked like her, but I wasn't for sure. That facebook picture does look a lot better. In this pic, her face is like leatha.

what a bitch. and what a skank to tell everyone about your stupid sex life with a teenager.

Oh yeah, and this just goes to show the trashiness and greediness of OK magazine. Supposed to be doing all these "sweet" exclusives on Jamie Lynn Spears and showing baby photos, etc. Then showing the improvements of Britney and her turn-around. And now this bitch. I know this has to be hard for Jamie Lynn.... whether you like her or not, I feel bad for her!

She's hot. Any guy poster here who says he wouldn't bang her if given the chance is a gay liar, or his "beautiful" girlfriend is in the room, demanding that he prove his love for her by saying this chick is ugly, trailer trash, etc.

So, girls, you keep whinning about how trashy this girl is, but know this; your boyfriends would happily bag her over you.

Suddenly everyone is an expert on slutty and trashy, and yet they all worship Megan Fox? At least this girl has round eyes, eyes which, by the way, feel like they are draining my body of its vital fluids with their smoldering, insatiable whoriness. Must... look... away.

What do you expect from a bunch of southern inbred backwood hill-billy's...they fuck anything that doesn't run away from them...just normal life down yonder ya'all!

No wonder the north kicked their ass!

#49. Do you ever have anything else to comment about? Geez.

#62 Which is why getting knocked up at 16 isn't such a hot-shit idea as these idiot little girls think it is. No "man" aka boy in big pants is willing to "settle down" with you while you play house with your new toy. And as big a loser as they are, their kids are all the real losers here.

Damn that's one hard faced bitch right there.

that doesn't look ANYTHING like her.

What a surprise.

Casey is out banging the local punchboard while Jamie Lynn is swelling.

That big cross she wears fits this picture perfectly.

Very Hot! Bet she gets rough. I'd let her make me pull off her boots and lick her sweaty feet clean. Then make me kneel before her and masterbate. Yum!

Hold on, do people think that Casey (as opposed to a studio exec) actually got the little slut pregnant? No way.

Toby Keith puts on one hell of a concert and if you're a guy on this website and wouldn't hit that...you're gay...well you may not be gay, but your boyfriend is.

I know this has something to do with a golf ball and a garden hose...

Hey NY Ted:

If the south is so backwards, why do old, fat ass Jews from NY keep moving down here when they retire. Here's my opinion: the South will segregate, so as to not have our backwards and inbred ways rub off on you in the North and Left Coast, but we'll keep our oil reserves, SEC football, spring break beaches (and wet t-shirt contests) and you can have Canada...deal?

#75 you tried that already and failed miserably. Still whining huh? Move the fuck on!

Life can be fun when your thoughts are right, NOT?

NY Ted is a fat inbred greaseball like all the other Yankee retards

Hey # 76, go kill yourself.

Holy lollipop head

OMG she looks older than me and I am 40!!! YUCK!!!

This girl HAS TO BE Cameron Diaz's twin...seriously!!!

#23 what's your problem?
How can her clothes match or not match? She's only wearing 1 item and shoes. Get a grip.

#62 it takes two people to get pregnant. No woman gets knocked up, a man knocks her up, which means any baby is the fault of both people who had sex, not the woman who is left with the baby.

She looks like a cross between Jamie Lynn + Jenna Jameson.