Aug 7 2008Jamie Lynn Spears' body makes full recovery, in related news: I'm going to jail

FIRST!!!

and no, i aint got anything else going on in my life
i will not grow up
and i'm a douchebag

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parakeet!

jamie must be packin' some flappy skin underneath her shirt.

She is so beautiful.Her hot pictures were found on ***M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m ***---Many fans like her very much.It is said she has pregnancy.....More details will be found on this site.

should the underage law thing be struck null and void if the minor in question has popped out a kid?

please?

She is way prettier than her sis Britney.

Just to be clear, that body didn't "snap into anything" except maybe a slim jim...

Now that's something worth going to jail for

Nowhere close to Britney Spears' beauty.

When Britney was cute and in form, that is.

anyone else notice she's lactating a bit in the pic where she's bending over to open up the baby carriage?

Find a photo of her blown out beef curtains and then get back to me....

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she looks a lot better postpartum than her big sis

she looks like she's barely old enough to babysit that kid.

Looks healthy and hittable.

I'll bet Wal-Mart is glad to see her back. Have any of you ever been in a Wal-Mart? I went to one last week for the first (and god willing the last) time in my life. We were on vacation and we couldn't find anywhere else to go. Holy shit what a bunch of fat, stupid, ugly, lost-soul-looking people. That was the workers. Don't even get me started on the customers. If you shop at Wal-Mart, go on a diet and stop shopping at Wal-Mart. You get good deals (in your mind), but you see so many good deals that you can't pass up (because you're a moron) that you end up spending more money than you would have for a bunch of shit that you really don't need. Was that out loud?

She's OK, but would be much better if she (1) worked out to build some muscle tone, and (2) escaped from her hillbilly family. And don't feel bad about being attracted to teenaged girls: it's a biological reaction resulting from eons of evolution. Your genes WANT you to get into her jeans. :)

Are they seriously shopping at Wal-Mart? How....appropriate....

Wave goodbye to your life bitch - unless you dump that kid in the dumpster behind Wall-Mart fast!

You have to know those milk bladders are warm, full and just so fun to mash and squeeze....hmmmmmm

I think they forgot the baby inside, whoopsies!

Oh she's hot!
I would like to suck her lactating breasts :)

#10. just give her time, just give her time. britney at that age was a smooth-faced spring chicken too. check out jamie lynn in 8 years then get back to me. she'll be britney's age but her kid (plus probably 3 or 4 more) will be TEN.

I'd make Miley my fluffer and Jamie my Pigtails and Round Asses co-star.

She looks like Carrie Underwood before American Idol... only with a massive rack, a kid, and significantly less talent.

HEY! What's Cris Angel doing behind her..?

I hope she wakes up one day and finds the baby lying in the crib...blue and cold.

#30 - In the IT world we refer to you as an ID 10 T error.

28,29,31 - Chatty Cathy - let other people get in a few comments.

HAHA!

She IS LACTATING in the pic where she's bent over the stroller!

"should the underage law thing be struck null and void if the minor in question has popped out a kid?"

Yes, by law it is. Also, if a girl has been raped once already, you can pretty much do anything to her for free - spurt all over her face after you've broken every bone in it and knocked out her teeth, etc.

moderator is a joke, right?

How the mighty have fallen........................

Nice cankles.

32 i agree with you modulator, because your funnyer than itchport

meow

Good thing the tits are big. Something has to keep that head from floating away...

TED FROM LA:

If you went on vacation and the only place you could think to go was a Wal-Mart, then you are the biggest loser there.

And regarding Jamie Lynn: If it's okay for a 38 year old man to impregnate her, then it's definitely okay for me to think about what it would be like to fucking pound the shit out of her white trash pussy.

Comment and laugh all you want ...but does anyone else realize that the Spears family is amassing a prolific army of white trash dunces? I dont know about you...but in the next decade they could be the ruling class the way they spurt out puppies...i mean soldiers...i mean kids. The only good thing to come of that is the use of twinkies and cheetos as currency.

mmmm.... mom boobs on young girl....

Wow the tits on that chick...

amazing.

#35 - The moderator is real... just ask the legion of limited edition Star Wars action figures he's talking to, the ones dutifully lines up on his stack of D&D capaign guides..

It's not my fault... this conference call is putting me to sleep...

my favourite picture is the last one...where Monica Lewinsky's thinner sister is about to deliver an elbow to the white trash teenage momma.

seriously, who the fuck goes to WalMart on vacation. even if it was the "only thing open" you should know better.

I imagine she's already knocked up with Spears Bastard #2. Or #5, if you count Lynn, Jamie-Lynn and Shitney.

And she doesn't look nearly as attractive when you blot out the whole celeb thing, and just think of her as another unemployed white-trash single-mom who'll probably have six kids in seven years, all by different dads. I vote to nuke Kentwood.

I hate this chubby hillbilly bitch, but I love her "Golden Girls" t-shirt.

It's because she's like 14. No one should have babies that young anymore, but since we're MADE to, yeah they snap back better. However I'm sure you wouldn't want to see her naked anytime soon.

The only exception is Heidi Klum, who is obviously not of this world, freakin alien

I think she's gorgeous; kind of reminds me of a younger brunette version of Rachel Leigh Cook, and as someone else said, also looks kind of like Carrie Underwood. She seems really down to earth too; not some Hollywood snob. I think she's always gotten kind of the shit end of the stick, along w/ her brother Brian, because everything was always Britney, Britney, Britney. So I hope she's able to find some happiness in life (yeh, I know its the superfish and I'm supposed to be mean, but I guess I'm feeling a little nice today; it happens sometimes).

thanks alot now FISH, the cops are breaking down my.....wait......no that was just my penis constantly pounding against my desk. she hot!

SLUT I hate this tramp, she should put her baby up for adoption, not make having a kid whilst still a teenager appear cool or fun or easy. I hope she dies in car crash.

Why are people saying she's underage when she's 17. 18 is the age of consent in only 7 states in the US and only a handful of nations around the world.

Y'all can sit here and take potshots all you want. Personally, I'm outta here...on my way to the bakery. Jamie Lynn invited me over for mother's milk and oatmeal cookies, only she's outta cookies.

Love her Milk Duds.

Fuckit, I don't care if she IS 16, she's got the biggest yummies titties i've seen in a loong time man!

Ah to hell with the law.!!! FAP FAP FAP

Don't know why she's okay, given her entire family, but she is in my book.

Technically, she's a MILF in 43 states now???? WTF
It's like the 29 year old grandmothers you see in the local news now.

hmm that ass got extended a little didnt it???

I am prenant with my third baby and yes I am 17 and my boyfriend this time is a lot older than me and he is going to help me with his baby becuase he says he loves me. There is nothing wrong with having kids when you are young. The goverment has always helped me out and I have no complaints. I have always had a man with me too. My first baby is half black. The second mostly white I guess and this one I think the father is either Italian or this real young Latvian dude I seduced.
don't knock motherhood. It aint bad at all if you are good looking! ;)

Her toes look sexy in thoes flip flops. I want to smell her feet.

#59: You are exactly the reason why children shouldn't procreate, and people should be licensed in order to conceive.

You should be stabbed in the face.

I'm assuming #59 is just trying to be funny.

i've been waiting to see those fat milky tits

A Graco stroller? She couldn't afford anything nicer? Please.

i think you can buy her t-shirt at palmercash lol

holy shit this is hideous. she hasn't even healed yet and you retards are talking about schleppin' her? eww....

this chick is as useless as her sister and in the grand scheme of things doesn't matter at all......nice meatbags though.

What fucking country is this and how stupid are we that we speak in strange languages and cannot even communicate in English?
Schleppin' - please define in the proper manner of speaking?

Is it me or does it look like the soles of her feet have grown to the size of Michael Jordans????

be honest: THIS IS THE LOOKS OF A HAPPY "SURVIVOR"?
thought so..........THANKS!!

milk bags

WhySoSerious -

Don't use Yiddish without a license.

You meant "shtupping", not "schlepping".

Schmuck.

Why do these spears chicks constantly hold their kids like they're fucking footballs?

i allways what zoey 101 and i only just found out that you are britney spears sister but you are so different in real life

i allways what zoey 101 and i only just found out that you are britney spears sister but you are so different in real life

Totally hittable.Nice legs,they would look great in the air.Again.

looks like the girl that is with jamie is hitting her in the face with her elbow in the last pic

What a SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!