Aug 20 2008Heidi Montag: 'I'm a virgin' (A HA HA HA HA HA!)
Apparently during Heidi Montag's interview with Ryan Seacrest she claimed to still be a virgin. Chins McJugs has a hymen? Hilarious! Scope out this load of crap via Hollyscoop:
Speidi talked about how Heidi is "still a virgin" and how religious she is, insisting that her "next album is going to be a Christian one."
"We don't sin over here," said Spencer. Who added that they place "pillows in between" them at night so they're not tempted to have sex.
But Hollyscoop immediately caught Heidi in her bullshit when they found an old episode of The Hills where she has a pregnancy scare:
In the episode Heidi tells Spencer, "I took a pregnancy test," but assured him that it turned out negative. Last we checked, if you're a virgin, you wouldn't need to take a pregnancy test. Sources tell Hollyscoop that "It's just another PR stunt for them to gain more press for her album."
No, you know what? I want the pregnancy scare to be fake and the virginity claim to be the real deal. Nothing would bring me more joy than knowing Spencer Pratt poses for these retarded pictures then goes home to hump a pillow. Now there's a shining example of God's existence. I've seen the light!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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1. Beckinsale's Saggy Diaper - August 20, 2008 9:46 AM
First?
2. Dorepoll - August 20, 2008 9:47 AM
Virgin Shmirgin!
3. Rant - August 20, 2008 9:51 AM
Heidi Montag is a virgin, George Bush is a member of mensa, Paris Hilton will win an Oscar, Perez Hilton will be relevent, Chris Cattan will make movies that will outgross Will Ferrell's, and the world will then implode into the cavern know as Kim Kardashian's ass.
4. rough daddy - August 20, 2008 9:52 AM
why wouldnt they make comments like that? they get coverage dont they? no shame with these two...anything not to get a real job....
5. sb - August 20, 2008 9:53 AM
Now, that's about the funniest thing I've read this morning. The funniest, of course, is them thinking that anyone gives a shit other than to laugh at their sheer stupidity. I have never seen such vacuous morons in my life. I suppose that's a testament to... something.
6. BP79 - August 20, 2008 9:56 AM
I'm just happy I'm this far up on the comment list.
7. UrineToxicated - August 20, 2008 10:01 AM
Just go away you two....
Just go away you two....
Just.......go.....awayyyyyy..................
8. Seb - August 20, 2008 10:01 AM
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9. Deva - August 20, 2008 10:04 AM
Where the hell is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
10. Sportsdvl - August 20, 2008 10:07 AM
Much better chance of Heidi being a virgin than Bush being a member of Mensa.
Great post #3 & 9!
11. caitie - August 20, 2008 10:17 AM
Haha, they're so contrived and pathetic. I love that there are people like this.
It makes my day. I feel better about myself.
I'm very sad.
12. Deva - August 20, 2008 10:17 AM
Thanks #10
13. kristie - August 20, 2008 10:17 AM
I hardly ever comment but that last paragraph cracked me up. It's been a while since this site was that funny. Thanks, Fish.
14. gerard Vandenberg - August 20, 2008 10:21 AM
SHE WAS BORN WITH A CLITORUS THE SIZE OF HER TOE?
15. whgt - August 20, 2008 10:28 AM
They are idiots. I don't know what that says about the rest of our nation for "feeding the fire" and putting them in the news. I'm sure people have said it numerous times before...but if we didn't report on the celebrities doing stupid shit we'd have more time to focus on our own lives.
I'm not attacking anyone at all, but I'm just saying if we didn't have news and posts about idiots, they would stop being idiots and making money off of us.
16. Anal Rape Aficianado - August 20, 2008 10:30 AM
Don't worry guys, I'm going to kill them this weekend.
17. Boner - August 20, 2008 10:33 AM
Usain Bolt just won the 200m. Fuckin' eh!
18. gobats - August 20, 2008 10:39 AM
Id love to shove my fist into that bitches open mouth
19. alex - August 20, 2008 10:51 AM
#9: died 45 years ago.
#11: it takes a picture of heidi montag to make you feel better about your life? ouch.
#12: agree.
#14: huh?
#15: perhaps we'd have more time to focus on our own lives if we didn't spend time posting comments on a gossip website?
#16: $5 says you won't.
20. usps - August 20, 2008 10:51 AM
they totally debunk hitler's master race theory.
21. George Tecumseh Hamilton - August 20, 2008 10:54 AM
am i the only one who'd love to be the meat in a heidi and spencer sandwich? they're just so clean and smooth. get the buttah.
22. gotmilk? - August 20, 2008 10:54 AM
i hate her anyway, but i really hate everyone who carries their purse like she is in picture 3. is that necessary? it's almost as irritating as spencer's bleached out pubes on his face.
23. Daniel - August 20, 2008 10:54 AM
I don't find it too surprising that these two idiot's form of birth control is pillows
24. carlogo - August 20, 2008 10:54 AM
It's a scientific fact that 100% of women with breast implants have lost their virginity.
25. Yea - blah blah - August 20, 2008 10:56 AM
so if she takes it on the ass she still still thinks shes a virgin...
Or my favorite line
"Just because you dont fuck on Tuesdays don't make you no virgin"
26. ugh - August 20, 2008 10:56 AM
wait, what? if she is in fact super religious (we all know she isn't), isn't living together considered a sin? vapid cunts, both of them.
27. Sam - August 20, 2008 11:04 AM
If they use a pillow as a contraceptive, that does mean she has a troll in her vagina?? Better known as Pillow Pants. (Clerks II reference)
28. She'dEatMyPopsicle - August 20, 2008 11:08 AM
Maybe she's never had a dick in there. She has definitely had a dick in her mouth. Picture 1 says that loud and clear. She's likes the warm taste of meat in the morning.
29. Oscar - August 20, 2008 11:22 AM
It is impossible to have a body that smoking hot and not enjoy it with penetration.
30. Sammie - August 20, 2008 11:22 AM
These guys!!! haha I cannot believe how ridiculous these two are...haha
31. Lauren - August 20, 2008 11:23 AM
Will someone please take a knife to her face.
These two are so unbelievable it makes me sick.
They are so undeserving of their press. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I hope they know what a joke they are to the entire world.
32. Area Man - August 20, 2008 11:43 AM
Does she have some sort of medical condition that prevents her from closing her mouth when a photo is being taken?
Or is just just a mouth breather?
33. UK_Matt - August 20, 2008 11:55 AM
On behalf of the British People...who the fuck are these people? I could tolerate it when she had her tits out - but when its those too together? Its like a Christian Reich love-in.
34. norton - August 20, 2008 11:59 AM
@ #3
Flawless post. Simply flawless.... well done.
35. . - August 20, 2008 12:00 PM
I just want to shove a grenade into that gaping maw.
36. hotskanks - August 20, 2008 12:02 PM
Heidi and Spencer are not virgins. When do pull bull-shit PR moves like this, they are only fucking themselves. Get it?
37. devilsrain - August 20, 2008 12:06 PM
19. 10 bucks says 16. does
38. MCcains tumor - August 20, 2008 12:08 PM
THEY BOTH NEED TO BE GANG BANGED BY THE OAKLAND RAIDERS.
39. rough daddy - August 20, 2008 12:13 PM
#33 have no idea who they are and i live here,,,I think theyre on a show which is a knock off of the real world...
40. Dave - August 20, 2008 12:22 PM
YOU STUPID MORONS. THE HILLS IS A SCRIPTED SHOW. THAT MEANS IT'S NOT REALITY. SO WHEN SHE TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST IT WAS A SCRIPT. YOU KNOW HARRISON FORD DOESNT REALLY HAVE A SPACE SHIP, OR FIGHT NAZI'S LOOKING FOR TREASURE. FUCKING RETARD FOR PUTTING THAT QUOTE UP THERE.
41. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - August 20, 2008 12:22 PM
C'mon you naysayers! I for one believe her. She's probably a good Christian girl, which of course is just a fancy way of saying anal/ oral whore... just like Spence...
42. Dorito Man - August 20, 2008 12:27 PM
A virgin?! Oh. My.
This means she has no reason to shave it. Perhaps there is some
wild-woman wilderness territory under her jeans after all.. Of course that would mean there is far too much woman there for Spencer to manage, after all he never leaves the house without his toothbrush, bug repellent spray and skin moisturizers. It's kind of tough to visualise him putting on khakis, grabbing a machete and boldly conquering unexplored woman-jungle where no man has gone before. So that pillow he says he uses? Yeah the one that deflects his todger having sex with her? It's probably the size of a cottonball.
43. question - August 20, 2008 12:56 PM
does it make me a bad person if I would like to eat her box?
44. winnie - August 20, 2008 12:57 PM
Her BIG mouth is always wide open because Spencer humps her head instead and therefore I believe she is a virgin.
45. THE REAL BARELY STEARN - August 20, 2008 12:58 PM
The possibility of her being pregnant whilst remaining a virgin is perfectly reasonable. Jesus, people! Have you never freaking heard of getting pregnant from using a public toilet seat?!? I mean where the hell have you people been all your lives? Living in a freakin' cave with Osama Bin Laden?! Forrest Gump laughs at you people.
46. Bob White - August 20, 2008 12:59 PM
I was about to say-where is that freak anal rape afficianado with his chain saw when you need him.
If she is a virgin it is because Spencer is gay, which we suspected all along. Also contemplate this...why would a "virgin" wear such revealing clothes? Perhaps she is also a cock tease.
Is she only embracing a portion of Christianity and leaving off the bit about modesty? Oh yea, I forgot, you can pick and choose, what was I thinking. Let's just sing some Christian "pop" and wear clothes befitting a stripper...no offense to strippers, at least they own what they are.
47. michele - August 20, 2008 1:26 PM
This has been my fav. post since Brittany Spears fired her pool man because he was talking to K-fed about music! This was freaking great. I don't really hate things, but I do hate this show. And all these rich snobs. And they're seemingly endless drama that quit frankly no one who has a real opinion cares about. They all suck. And they are all without God in their life. And somewhere Heidi is taking a butt fire crap because she lied like a retard!
48. Nikky Raney - August 20, 2008 1:45 PM
she is not a virgin,
in an episode of the hills she surprises spencer with the thought that she may be pregnant.
49. Nikky Raney - August 20, 2008 1:47 PM
heidi is definitely not a virgin....
50. Max D. - August 20, 2008 1:52 PM
Kill it with fire.
51. Rant - August 20, 2008 2:07 PM
Thanks # 10, and 34!
52. Lexoka - August 20, 2008 2:36 PM
I wonder is she actually thought we'd buy it :D
53. poon tang - August 20, 2008 2:37 PM
SHE'S A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN
54. Jonah - August 20, 2008 2:47 PM
LMAO Even Ryan Seacrest looks like a lean, mean tough man compared to this weenie Spencer. He's more of a fairy than David Beckham. Where do these sissy boys come from?
BTW I've yet to meet an adult christian woman who was a virgin. It's certainly a rarity.
55. Turd Ferguson - August 20, 2008 2:54 PM
WTF?!!
I guess I need to watch more TV, movies and listen to shitty music because I have no clue who these fuck-sticks are.
Those photos look as if they were staged by one of those churches that claim to turn gay people straight.
56. gobats - August 20, 2008 3:00 PM
Wow I really want to punch her face in the 2nd pic.
57. Dana - August 20, 2008 3:00 PM
That makes no sense. She told Spencer she may be pregnant the first season they started dating on The Hills.
She's effed up.
I can see why they sleeps with pillows between the two of them at night. I wouldn't want Spencer or Heidi's fake bodies on me.
58. Bill Clinton - August 20, 2008 3:11 PM
someone please chop them up into little pieces & scatter them in the forest.
59. Ann - August 20, 2008 3:23 PM
If she's a Christian as she says, the Lord could grace her with a miracle and she could be a pregnant virgin. It's happened before, right? There's nothing irrational about a Christian virgin taking a pregnancy test. A girl's gotta now. You can't always depend on those busy archangels to warn you about it.
60. bubba gump - August 20, 2008 4:05 PM
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
61. Stuffer - August 20, 2008 4:14 PM
She damned sure isn't getting her mouth or cunt stuffed with cock by that wimpy faggot Spencer.
I'd stuff her over and over, daily.
62. tiger - August 20, 2008 4:19 PM
A christian virgin? WTF? Is that even plausible?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PS - At least she's not a mudshark. Yet.
63. literarycritic - August 20, 2008 4:49 PM
@#45: You ARE joking, right?
64. NY Ted - August 20, 2008 5:28 PM
What is with the fucking kitchen wall clock on fuck-faces wrist in pic 2...???
I guess that means that little fake plastic Heidi has not taken the big meat pole up the bum yet then...???
How sad!
65. Danklin24 - August 20, 2008 5:37 PM
I do not believe this was a publicity stunt, not for one second. No, i actually believe Heidi Montag is that fucking retarded to think she can still be a virgn after needing to take a pregnancy test. Someone needs to explain the concept of sex to this girl. Heidi......shriveled up plastic looking penis(aka Spencer) + your smelly wide as the Golden Gate Bridge twat = loss of virginity. Sorry i dont know how to break it to you more gently than that.
66. Ted from LA - August 20, 2008 5:39 PM
I'll bet whoever stole her virginity would like to give it back to her.
67. Danklin24 - August 20, 2008 5:42 PM
#48- congratulations on commenting on this and not knowing a damn thing about it. Thats exactly what this post was about. Thank you captain obvious.
68. Bigo - August 20, 2008 5:42 PM
You ARE a virgin if:
1. Your boyfriend is GAY
2. You take it anally
3. You take it in the mouth
4. You get finger-fucked
5. You masturbate your boyfriend with your tits
6. etc.
69. Danklin24 - August 20, 2008 5:49 PM
#64 you need your watch that big when you're that fucking stupid. Maybe it contains a computer and talks to Spencer because he cant tell time on his own.
70. editrix - August 20, 2008 6:00 PM
OF COURSE she's a virgin - Spencer's a faggot. Notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat. Of course he's also a tool and a douche and there's a LOT wrong with that. Plane crash with the whole show aboard anyone?
71. kammler - August 20, 2008 6:10 PM
I'd like to see Heidi and Spencer visit the war torn Georgian region. I think it would make a great back drop for their photo shoots.
72. Alia - August 20, 2008 6:24 PM
# 3 and # 66. Those comments made my day.
Maybe the pregnancy came when she was swimming in a public pool and someone jacked off in it.
73. Janine - August 20, 2008 7:20 PM
Please stop posting about these irrelevant retards, I really don't care what lies they have to spew to get one pathetic moment of attention. I believe this as much as I believed that Britney Spears was a virgin when she tried to claim it.
74. quake - August 20, 2008 7:24 PM
..so are we all in agreement that these two secretly torture puppies in their basement?
75. lovecraft - August 20, 2008 8:50 PM
I guess her momma never told her that you can't get pregnant by swallowing.
76. Clem - August 20, 2008 9:38 PM
I can't wait for the day that the cameras don't care for these two and their ilk anymore and they have to get jobs, real jobs like the rest of us. I hope I get to interview one or both of them for a position and as they sit ion front of me I'll take a shit in my hand, grab the interviewee by the neck and punch the dookie repeatedly into whichever of these total shit cunts face I am interviewing.
77. G.I.R.L. - August 20, 2008 9:42 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....yeah. Didn't Heidi have a pregnancy scare during like...the first season of The Hills? Yeah, she's NOT a virgin, that's a load of shit.
78. aury - August 20, 2008 10:07 PM
right. i'm really gonna believe someone who's claimed to have had sex before. what a load of shit.
79. Veronica - August 20, 2008 10:24 PM
Whatever. You haters r just jealous because Heidi is so beautiful and Spencer is a genius. They are laughing at all of you losers as they count thier millions. You only wish you had thier fabulous life. Heidi is saving herself for her one true million dollar man. Haters never prosper. None of you will.
80. weirdo - August 20, 2008 10:38 PM
I'd like to put her facedown with a couple of pillows under her middle and pop her butthole cherry in a frenzy of piston pumping action.
81. hmmm.. - August 20, 2008 11:07 PM
..well for all their smartassedness, Hollyscoop are technically wrong.
I mean, how do you think those virgin lesbians got pregnant? Lost their 'virginity' to a baster?
As long as there is sperm and a woman, there's a chance of pregnancy. But lets not go into the graphic details..
lol@55.
82. Mike Hawk - August 20, 2008 11:27 PM
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAhAAAAAAA! Spence is a P whipped douchescab with drycock! There is a God, I mean, fuck them..wait, no dont.."HE" might be watching...Too good, I'm going to pull it, and laugh myself to sleep.
83. Mike Hawk - August 20, 2008 11:31 PM
thier
84. GBANGER - August 21, 2008 12:03 AM
SHE IS SO D LIST....SHE IS SO D LIST....SHE IS SO D LIST...
AND WHAT PROVES THIS IS THE FACT SHE ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS PARADES AROUND WITH THAT SAME BAG..
DOES SHE ONLY HAVE 1 BAG????
DOES SHE ONLY HAVE 1 BAG????
DOES SHE ONLY HAVE 1 BAG????
DOES SHE ONLY HAVE 1 BAG????
DOES SHE ONLY HAVE 1 BAG????
REAL CELEBS NEVER GET PHOTOGRAPHED WITH THE SAME BAG...
REAL CELEBS NEVER GET PHOTOGRAPHED WITH THE SAME BAG...
REAL CELEBS NEVER GET PHOTOGRAPHED WITH THE SAME BAG...
REAL CELEBS NEVER GET PHOTOGRAPHED WITH THE SAME BAG...
WHAT A DOUCHE
WHAT A DOUCHE
WHAT A DOUCHE
WHAT A DOUCHE
WHAT A DOUCHE
WHAT A DOUCHE
85. ME1st - August 21, 2008 12:28 AM
SERIOUSLY!!! I mean come on they had an episode on The Hills when she took a freakn pregnancy test....how did she get pregnant is she the virgin mary now...and Spencer he looks lke that guy from Harry and the hendersens...Not sure what those two losers are taking but they are full of bullsh$5T and her album sucks....I would rather listen to nails clawing down a chalk board!
86. Sherry Shi - August 21, 2008 1:25 AM
Hahhaha, and in one interview about her fake boobage, she talked about how she couldn't have sex for a while because it was too heavy.
Ahhhhh, but seeing how twisted she is, virginity may have an extremely different meaning to her ahaha.
87. MJ - August 21, 2008 6:17 AM
The first fake boobied virgin! (and fake life'd for that matter)
88. kait - August 21, 2008 9:14 AM
I so glad they caught that ***** in her own lie. Those two make me sick and I have to force down the vomit every time they are mentioned!
89. Mike - August 21, 2008 9:37 AM
VIrgin on the radio; pregnancy scare on t.v. Either way, one thing is proven; they're full of shit.
90. Mike - August 21, 2008 9:38 AM
Could there be two bigger douches in the world!
91. kukamunstah - August 21, 2008 9:42 AM
For fuck's sake, why must her mouth be wide open all the fucking time?! I'm gonna make her eat a porcupine. Twice.
92. deee - August 21, 2008 11:08 AM
Cute and happy couple. I am so glad you are happy together. But, It seems this guy's profile is still up at Richromances.com. You are no long a single already. Are you looking for only pals over there?
93. Maureen - August 21, 2008 12:48 PM
In an older episode of the Hills Heidi has a pregnancy scare and takes a pregnancy test. That's a strange thing for a v irgin to do. What a du che.
94. Lulu Vega - August 21, 2008 2:45 PM
She supports McCain...need I say more.
95. Cute little fawn - August 22, 2008 3:06 AM
Lyrics 2 her songs say otherwise
96. JENNY - August 22, 2008 9:34 PM
I always thought Spencer was gay. Now there is proof.
97. JENNY - August 22, 2008 9:34 PM
I always thought Spencer was gay. Now there is proof.
98. Elise - August 23, 2008 3:26 AM
No, Heidi is really a virgin. Heidi was scared she was pregnant because she thought babies are conceived by kissing.
99. Narcissist - August 25, 2008 7:43 AM
WAIT! What if she was pregnant by Clay Aiken? Ricky Martin? God?
It's interesting that she actually included chastity in her Christianity, and didn't use one of those "very personal relationship with god that involves me taking commands from my genitals" types of Christianity.
100. jd - August 26, 2008 12:47 AM
wait wait wait....
in season 2...she had a pregnancy scare!
gshhh!
101. jd - August 26, 2008 12:47 AM
wait wait wait....
in season 2...she had a pregnancy scare!
gshhh!
102. HdRx - August 27, 2008 5:11 PM
Aw, the thought of those two having the possibility to procreate makes me weep for humanity.