Aug 25 2008Heidi Montag will perform services for money

she looks like david letterman raped a horse and out came that thing as their child.

she looks like david letterman raped a horse and out came that thing as their child.

she looks like david letterman raped a horse and out came that thing as their child.

Why is Heidi Montag famous again?

she's the dumbest bitch I've ever seen...

FRST!!! Bluahahhe4rjkh2wrkhed!!!!!1111

Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah this the same idea they used for the David Prydz video for Call on Me. Why won't she go away.

David Letterman? David Letterman? David Letterman? It looks like Roger Daltry raped a horse and that's what came out.

My god this girl needs to go away, seriously. Is there anyone out there who actually likes her and gives a shit what she does?

Oh and I second... what the hell is she famous for?

Umm, yeah, exactly Heidi, Overdosin', do that

I don't think there is another girl in Hollywood who is more of a waste of space.

I would fuck every one of those girls. And maybe even a few of the guys. Why? Because I am a liberal douchebag that the world thinks the sun shines out of my ass thats why!

Holy hell.... She ripped off Olivia Newton John.... (who's song sucked but at least she dressed in the right decade...)

She is dumb. Doesn't she know that, in 1985, no Asians would ever have been seen on camera.

Well, I think she actually looks pretty good here, in a Halloweenie sort of way. At least her jaw doesn't look quite as huge as normal thanks to the hair.

someone needs to stay away from american apparel.

someone needs to stay away from american apparel.

Pic #4 has her fucking mouth shut for once!

Mehn I hate this useless bitch. Why would anyone EVER want to see a video with this talentless plastic puppet? What has America come to when we make celebrities of spoiled bastards who have absolutely no-talent other than whoring themselves out in front of a camera? Whatever.... Heidi & Spencer, do the world a favor and just die already.... Pretty please!!!!!

I hate this chick with a passion and I know I am going to get a lot of flack for this but damn she looks hot in these 80's pics.

damn that's one ugly bitch

I would do her so hard

**manjaw alrert**
**manjaw alert**

If "services for money" means I can saw her in half with a machine gun, sign me up!!!!!! I hate this woman.

She manages to take nice blond hair, big fake tits and decent body and make it all look bad. She has some nice parts, but in this case, the whole is less than the sum of its parts. In simpler terms, the bitch is ugly.

Even perfection cannot compete with you Heidi, for you bring out the shine that you've always been known for since hitting the entertainment industry.

Your current outfit, which radiates a brightness that only you can wear, is that of a style from Solid Gold, the 1980's smash TV show that aired musical talent from all over the world.

Of course, you don't need such a show for we all know what a talent you've become.

Randal

she is such a worthless, pathetic moron. so desperate. she is disgusting.

Umm...are we sure this a music video? Because if it is, I think someone slipped me a roofie...all I see is a remake of an old Jane Fonda exercise video. Good God...if I EVER got a clear shot of her forehead in my sights....

Tights - Express
Belt - Express
Unitard - American Apparel
Purple bikini top (what the asian chick's wearing) - American Apparel

Dancers - 100
Director & Equipment - 100

Total cost for this video - 200 bucks

Fucking bitch.

For a virgin, she sure does have a hard time keeping her legs shut... Oh, and those leg warmers still don't hide her ginormous feet.

Won't someone other than me please tell these kids that fahion in the 80s was bad the first time around. There's no reason to repeat it. Blech...*shudder*

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsac310.html

pathetic cunt

That girl in the rainbow spandex two rows back looks like she wants to kill herself. "Oh sweet Jesus, what am I doing?"

What is this, an infomercial for child sex tours in Asia directed by American Apparel's Dov Charney?

I couldn't agree more, I want to throw up

Gotta' tell ya': I'm lovin' this. Thisgirl is so freaking hot it makes me want to put that pouty little bitch of a blowup doll of mine in cold storage for an eternity.

You're just haters and jealous of that fine form and talent. And by talent I mean the great rack she's sporting. Personally I'm GLAD to hear she's still insisting her virginity is intact. It makes the drug fueled dreams that much more vivid. This is like finding out Jenna Jameson's hymen is still intact. It's like finding out that Lindsay Lohan still likes penis. It's like finding out the 8 years of the Bush administration was all a dream. It's like finding out Fish isn't a homo but a regular guy like me who loves gals in bikinis and DD's! (Nah just kidding: After that McAdams/Gosling post you're a homo man: Sam Ronson laughs at you.

CAN SOMEONE JUST SHOOT HER AND PUT HER OUT OF OUR MISERY!! HER AND #13 NEED TO RAPED BY EVERY HORNY HORSE THAT CAN GET IT UP!!

It totally looks like a bad commerical for American Apparel. Except that all the indie nerds that shop there would be smart enough to abhor this woman, so its sort of a turn off.

I love the way her mouth being open just looks like its waiting for something... whether that's a male member or a shotgun I'm not really sure.

A few of the pictures from angles when she actually seems not to be making a ZOMG dumb face at the camera actually make her look decent, but they don't make up for the absolute dumb she looks like when she opens her mouth. Maybe some women should be seen and not heard.

I HATE

I knew she reminded me of somebody! In the bottom one where she's kinda looking over her shoulder...she looks like Tim Curry posing for Rocky Horror Picture Show.

shes totally biting off the eric prydz call on me video tsk tsk

i didn't think you could actually insult 80's fashion.

i would love to get in a physical altercation with this scarecrow.

So who is she exactly, I've heard her name many times but I have no clue who she is.

http://hollywooddarlings.blogspot.com

Man, stop posting "news" abouth this two fuckwads, beacuse I am completely bleeding from the eyes

what a loser this broad is... do you think she would do me?

Good Lordy Lord...my people would have her removed from my immediate vicinity...where is James Bond one wonders.

Who the fuck is Heidi Montag and how is she famous and for what?

I want Rocko Siffredi to get a hold of her now.

I have no idea who this girl is, but it seems like she always has her mouth open.

Is she singing, "Let's get physical?"

Has she ever done one original thing in her entire life. Just one?

STOP THESE POSTS, THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT!!!

Fake, plastic, ugly, dumb, and asexual. Yep, she's a Republican alright.

the guy in the back of the photo (right above Montag's head) has the same look that I had when I first saw this photo. We're both ready to die for having to witness it. Bravo tall awkward molester mustache guy.

Did anyone else notice that the built-in liner on her tights is peeking out of her leotard in picture #9? Classy.

The future Miss Donkey Punch...

I prefer the pink nighty, leotards just get in the way of a quickie.

Heidi is absolutely gorgeous~~~Her is profile is showing up at a super model site named Richromances.com. Is she looking for?

Love the face of the guy in the back.

i love that she surrounded herself by slightly pudgy girls in an effort to look skinnier

um this is exactly like the Call On Me video from like four years ago. i mean, the least she could do is come up with an original idea for a video if she has to make "music".....

Looks like a commercial for American Apparel

Que Nerds!!!

Hey hey, Heidi Montag licks nuts don't ever, EVEEEEEER insult the 80's you piece of shit.

The quicker the 80's is forgotten and buried....the better!!

UM -They're clearly having an excellent time.

HEIDI I LOVE YOU.....YOU'RE THE BEST, AMERICA WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

oh my god, this is really bad!

She is an attractive woman. Sounds like she has alot of jealous people out there attacking her. Too bad. Give the poor girl a break. Her pics are getting attention and some of you just cant stand it. GO HEIDI!!!!!!

Every time I see her open her mouth........all I can hear is a HEEEEEEEHAW coming out.

The chicks in this video put Heidi to shame:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlP0XAifbm8

FIRST!!!!!

I love the smell when I fart in the bathtub.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Heidi and Spencer are advertisements. If you stop watching them, they'll just go away...

Like "Where's the beef?" and Max Headroom. I pray for the day.

Seriously, this is what it looks like when every article of clothing American Apparel offers is being worn at the same time in the same place. It's a psychedelic spandex nightmare.

MONGOLS are in various sorts?

Why do I think that the phrase "I needed the money man, okay!" will be used by everyone in this spread at some point in the next 6 weeks.

Especially that dude with the 'tasche. He just looks like an extra from Anchor Man. Have some dignity dude, take money from the pro life fucks before this.

She totally looks like this freaky excercise lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvy_uJxJ_-g

OMG
heidi is so ugly and fake
and ARGHHH i wanna punch her in the face.
there is just somthing odd about her face
she sucks

looks like she got a new nose job...which was a total waste of money on her part. i have say though, she is entertaining to watch, as dumb as she looks. that picture made me laugh really hard.

I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Can I use that line??? It needs to be spread among the people like Open Pit!!!!!!

jesus christ, kick a dead dog you stupid bitch. how many times has this been done?

"I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce."
Fish-
Hemingway and Joyce are bitches compared to you. You now stand alone as my soul literary hero.

agree with #41

Queen LaDouche - speaking of "overdosin" - would you mind ?
No - seriously - Be a dear please?
What form of douchbaggery is this shit anyway?
This is possibly the most retarded looking bunch of clothes (and people) I've ever seen gathered in one place in my life !!
What'd she do? Rob the circus of its clown outfits when they came to town?

WTF is Screech from Saved by the Bell doing in the back with a silver head band on? He went from porn star to backup dancer?

I WISH she would overdose. she is the most annoying person on this planet!!!!!!

GO AWAY HEIDI NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!

WTF

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

SHE NEEDS TO DiE

SHE's famous because EVERYBODY Wants to see her dead.

Really now, WTF.

NOt to mention her D-BAG Gay-but-doesn't-know-it -yet partner

C'mon Mr. SuperFicial....have more self respect. NO MORE OF THESE BUTT VOMIT on your otherwise respectable site.

I love you man....but c'mon dude. Leave her out off here

Does it EVER close its mouth!?????

EVER!?

She has to be the most horse -faced person in Hollywood. I understand that it's fun to see how tragic her and Spencer are, but I'm really sick of seeing her fugly face. Both Andy Dick and Janice Dickenson are less offensive. Please cut back on the Heidi and Spencer posts. Please.

I fully understand & agree with everything you write about her Fish.

But why do I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck the living daylights right out of her...???

fake nose, tits, hair.. ugly as hell typical white girl.. what is there to look at?

Wow. it's like an American Apparel display window came to life in my nightmares.

CHIN ME HEIDI.
CHIN ME.

the mustache guy in the back is going to pee in her butt after the shoot....

I'd still bend this dumb cunt over and eat her brown eye from behind and then fuck the living shit out of her.

I wonder if she realizes how stupid she looks? Between the pathetic singing career and her poor excuse of a man, she'll be the next Paris Hilton by 09. Way to go David! Jane! Speidi! I mean Horse Heidi!

Someone should put The Aids in a spike on the bottom of a cane, like old school Russia, and then stab her leg with it when they walk by.

What's so bad??I'd hit it in a minute!!This stuff looked real good back in the 80's and might I say,those of us around back then loved it!!Right up there with MIAMI VICE and all that!lol.