Aug 18 2008Heidi Montag continues quest to make world's shittiest pop music

FIRST!!! FINALLY!

fristttttt??????????

Somebody will always be making the bad pop music. I can't say there is such thing as good pop music.

Why can't this bitch close her friggin' mouth

me and my boys would run a train on dat azz

Close your mouth Bitch.

Your breath is killing us all.

Here's an idea.... let's all make a pact that we DON'T post anything from here on out on Superficial posts that we really don't care about.

Like this douche-ette and her homo "boyfriend".

I dun care what anyone says.. she is fuckin hot

you know? shes 10 times more attractive when that jerk off boyfriend/handler is not in the pictures. futhermore, theres no indication shes half naked in the vid so ill pass on watching

good luck with that

Stop writing stories about her and she will go away.....

Just make every story about Kim Kardashian and that will be fine....

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When is going to do what she was bred for.....PORN!

She'd be the perfect prostitute. I'm not saying she's not already a type of prostitute. I'm just saying if she was so desperate that she would get freaky for $20 bucks, that would have been her best contribution to this world.

I'll take a whole busload of that kinda dumb. Her lack of a brain just gives me a whole other cavity to fill.

I, for one, love that open mouth.

I've got great plans for that open mouth.

Hey! Who does she think she is? In that first picture, she's copying FRIST's patented "I want ass-to-mouth" pose.

now heres an observation,,,shes the type that would get butt implant...wonder how many nose job you had to have to make your nose look eternally shiny...after she look like a good lay, and also talk her into doing anal...

Jesus, stick with the Reality Shows you little twit !!
What do you guys think would be best for Heidi to do to make a Living ??

I think it can be best summed up with what Heidi can do with that overly big jaw of hers. John Homes around lately ??

Those tits -- A+++
That ass -- A+
Those legs- A+++
Those short shorts - love them.
Vacous Blonde barbie doll look - perfect for sport.

Really, what is there not to absolutely love? She a human blow up doll!

please insert the word that after the word after...

Her life is one never ending mentos commercial. That or somewhere in her family tree there's a pelican. Either way I bet she's gargling a love-shot in that picture.

"Stop writing stories about her and she will go away.....

Just make every story about Kim Kardashian and that will be fine...."

Please. Heidi and Kim are equally fake, equally talentless, equally annoying D-list cunts. If you want to jerk off, go to Kim's site. She actually knows what she's for - you'll find plenty of jerk-off material there.

That is probably the worst song I've ever heard.... but it doesn't change the face that I still want to have sex with her face.

Could this girl be a bigger retard??

She's a very attractive Republican girl! A perfect role model for girls. And I didn't kick her fiance out of bed either!

errr...umm...I meant, "I woudn't"

Have I been toiling in vain? Have you people learned nothing at all? As George W. Bush has shown, a good Republican can succeed without having even the slightest bit of legitimate talent. It's all in the packaging. Now go put your fucking flag pins on.

At least she's fun to look at, as opposed to other people who make shitty lyrics such as Kanye West, Shaggy, and pretty much any other hip hop/pop singer.

Want a funny image in your head?

Picture what this cunt would look like after they passed her around a maximum security prison for the night, 5 minutes per cell.

I love the fact they need to add a synthesizer just to make the song almost bearable.

Yikes. Overdosin' on love? Wow. She is a true artist.

You might think she's just a dumb blonde, but actually she dyes her hair.

i know what to put in that mouth to make her shut up...

I just listened to the song "Fashion"
OH MY GOD. I think my ears may very well be bleeding.

"I am, I'm too fabu-lous
I'm so fierce that it's so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I'm your manne-quin"

You're completely right. When there are people singing about shit like this, it can only be the decline of civilization.

Sam, you seem to be preoccupied with jerking off.

If you want to spread some Spencer love, that's your little homo trip...

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wow, that sound sounds ass douchebaggish as spencer pratt.

why does that whore always have that surprised open mouth look on her face.

GOD I WANT TO THROW HER OUT OF A PLANE

Hmm, Republicans have Heidi Montag and the demoncrats have rosanne barr. Both as stupid as a anyone can get, but at least Heidi isn't a fat slob who blames everything on George Bush. She looks like she knows when to walk away from the feeding trough rosanne.

LMAO I just listened to that crap. Her voice is so digitized it sounds like a speak n' spell singing

Montagueonmydick!

#26 - LOL, so true!

holy shit.

her voice is so bad that even professionals couldnt auto-tune her voice properly.

do you hear that? it sounds like she did this at home on a lap-top. i know two bit emo bands with better vocal recording capabilities.

i doubt she sang a single note, its the only explanation for the EXTREME almost cher quality auto-tune (and then it was used for effect, here im not supposed to notice)

this is more heinous than any song ive ever heard in my life.

You know it sucks when the vocals are so bad that they have to be jacked with in the studio to make her sound like she's a goddamn robot.

I am actually kind of ashamed that i listened to it just so that I could post some stupid comment.

/gettin back to work

What's the over/under on a sex tape? I'm going with May 7th 2009. Place your bets, place your bets.

Talentless hag just needs to do pr0n.

37: that digitized sound you hear is what happens when someone sings so off key that a professional has to go in and artificially insert a vocal melody. its called auto-tuning. usually people only use it for correction, or occasionally for effect, i dont think ive ever heard someones voice so over-tuned, and im someone with an awful voice who uses that shit. haha.

42: it will happen eventually. shes such a media slut following the paris hilton's guide to being a d-list gossip rag whore. so dont worry, just find out when the last season of the hills is add a year for the possibility of a spin-off, and then you have your date for the sex tape.

As much as I can't stand her, I'd hit it anyway.

not as bad as i thought.
i like it.

fuck, heidi, quit teasing me! i need a sex tape.

preferably not with 'douche-nozzle', but i'll take what i can get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY

FASHION PUT IT ALL ON ME DONT YOU WANNA SEE THESE CLOTHES ON ME

HEIDI! Randal here!

It's been about a month since I last stopped to say hello, sorry dear, I've had computer/internet problems. I see in my absence that you still glow like always.

How do you manage to stay so fit and looking beautiful no matter what direction the camera is shooting from?

Keep it up! Stars are born from your aura! xoxo

Randal

Her fucking CHIN.

Does that song remind anyone else of an extremely shitty version of Toxic by Britney?

ILL HIT THE S&%$ OUT OF HER SHE WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR A WEEK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOY WHITE GIRLS ARE THE BEST

HEIDI!! Randal here!

Yes, the same Randal that you caught in a "compromising position" with Spencer. OK, more specifically, I'm the one you caught riding your boyfriend's schlong wearing only a sombrero, and screaming "arriba, arriba!" in falsetto. How nice of you to remember! I'm flattered!

Call me!

Yours homoerotically,

Randal

I have to admit, she's looking good in those pics. Sure the boobs aren't real and the chin is well hidden, but still - I'd drill it.

so can heidi look anymore like a porn star?? Way to go spencer! Very successful in brainwashing her into a hooooo ^_~

She looks good~~but not like her voice~~~Her is profile is showing up at a super model site named Richromances.com. Is she meeting someone?

Why does Heidi always have her mouth wide open like she's just waiting for somebody to stick a dick in it?

It's a shame you can't fix stupidity or being annoying as fuck with plastic surgery.

Who the fuck is Heidi Montag again?

She looks cute, but what is it about these girls, that they lack even a pretense of style?

how does she manage to open her mouth that big?
i don't have anything against celebrities that i don't even know personally but this girl is just too much.

a CLOSE-UP at her feet please!!

and by ass to mouth pose I mean, he strap on, from my ass to my mouth.

damn thats hot. i love her cause she's white, fake, and republican. thats one hell of a girl right there. mmm just wanna grab them silicone funbags and give her the best 15 seconds of her life.

I would stop buying her music but she is just such a fun screw and she swallows so the least I can do is buy her CD.

Kudos Randal, always a pleasure-
Now, if I remember correctly, someone was supposed to take a huge growler down Heidi's throat to help her keep her fucking mouth shut during photo ops. Duct tape that vapid bitch's head to a toilet seat, face up, mouth open. Climb to the top of that Taco Bell handicap stall, have you co-pilot align the bomb bay doors, and let fly with that double beef burrito supreme that's been making you sweat for the last 25 minutes. Hey Heidi, you got a little corn on your aura.

Wow, that was chintastic! hahaha, no but it really sucks. I'm not sure what the hills are but they sure are pumping out a bunch of no talent hacks!

I hate this bitch more then you could ever know, I used to watch the hills, but that was before the last couple of seasons. While flipping the channels last night I caught her ugly mug with that flaming asshole of a 'boyfriend' of hers and they were asked how their relationship is now. her response "we're still filming so..I dunno.."
You dont know? really? that must be because the directors havent given you instructions on what next weeks 'reality' will be.
fess up, tell us its all staged and people will probably still watch. look at bev 9-0 for fucks sake! for now, the fact that they think we are stupid is enough to keep me from watching. and wanting to set her and the entire cast on fire.

Fuck Heidi and Day to Night Ken! What I wanna know is . . .

How do you get that green glow at the bottom of the YouTube video play bar?

Heidi, I have the perfect tool to fill that open space in your mouth. I'd love to see if you could swallow my squirt without getting at least a little running down your chin.

why did they feel it necessary to make a slide show of Heidi? if there's anything worse than listening to her, it's looking at her while listening. ew, i just overdosed on heidi. and now i have cancer.

Who doesn't want to punch her in the mouth??

'Fashion' was scary, it was like watching The Sphere (rubbish movie with sharonstone in it)
cringetastic
So not gonna bother listening to this it's prob the same

God I'd love to dry hump her ass until it bleeds and listen to her squealing for Spencer to come help her!

Please remove all references to the Hills crew. These people are a waste of time.

THIS IS YOUR TYPICAL UGLY WHITE BLOND FAKE NOSE BITCH. WHITE WOMEN MAKE ME SICK. THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING A BLOW UP DOLL. AND NO, I DON'T FUCK BLOW UP DOLLS, I MEAN THEY'RE BRAINLESS BIMBOS.

Heidi makes me want to vomit for no particular reason. She loves the camera a bit too much for someone with no talent.

this song is terrible and she should give up on singing..

How can we make this skank bitch disappear?