Aug 26 2008Hayden Panettiere in a bikini

Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 19th birthday over the weekend by apparently wearing a bikini and a party hat. Cool? I'll be the first to admit this looks nothing like I envisioned it. I mean, where's the parade? The midget rodeo?! And why is the pool filled with water instead of Jell-O? No, no, NO! This is all wrong! Man, I got all dressed up like Batman for nothing...


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woooooooooooooooooooo

That's not a dog she's holding, her bush is actually that hairy.

She's an inspiration to dwarves, sorry, little people, everywhere.

Wow. There are a hundred girls in my school hotter than that. What a little self important troll.

Thunder thighs and saddle bags already at 19?

That looks like a lonely-ass birthday or a completely staged photo op ala Heidi-whats-her-face and the fucktard.


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Jesus, what's up with those huge thighs? She like 19! What's she going to look like at 30?

~shudders~

dude.. Does it make your sun less shiny if smaller people also have a life and success?

N ow thats good focking right there. Look at the thighs and hips in the first pick - made for doggie and hard pounding by long black snake.

My blowup doll looks better in a dunce cap and doesn't have thunder thighs

She looks like a lawn ornament with that hat on. I would still tap it.

@ Plastic Sturgeon
Those thoghs aren't fat...that is pure, unadulterated, bust-your-spine MUSCLE! Just imagine your head being between those legs and she cums.....you might DIE! (And probably VERY happy!)

She looks like the Traveocity garden gnomes used wench

sexless!!!! was that done on purpose? whats going on here? anyway ill still stick it!

Not at all like I imagined it either ... looks a little knock-kneed to boot.

Sorry, I've always had a rule, no chicks with bigger thighs than mine. And since I can't do the soccer thing, mine are smaller now.

This chick needs to take action. Because by 25, it's going to be thigh rub city.
Shoot it may already be.


She has no tits, thick arms and thick thighs. Why does anyone care about this chick?

She has no tits, thick arms and thick thighs. Why does anyone care about this chick?

OH god... with the pointy hat in the middle of a garden....she really looks like a GARDEN GNOME!

You mofos are all crazy!! She's hawt...I'd drill that shit like offshore oil!! Mmm...daddy likey!! She needs to be impaled on Vlad's spike!!!

You guys are nuts sometimes. If she was any skinnier you'd be saying she's too skinny and doesn't eat blah blah blah
This girl is HOTT!

ok, so she doesn't have a great figure. she isn't as half as annoying as most celebrities.

Yeah, #5 said it...

Well, she's skinnier than your average American.
And you're saying she's too fat. HAHA

Certainly you men are jesting. This little wretched peasant has a horrendous figure. She is a medical dwarf I take it and has neither buttocks nor breasts. Her legs are muscular as well as her arms. Are you sure this is a female?

If she gets fatter and gets implants then she can have a plump body like Kim Kardashian. And perhaps they both can talk about quality butt girdles.

In LOVE

ill part those thighs like moses did the red sea!!!

This is how the Olympic gymnasts look a year after retiring from competition. It's very close to how Shaun Johnson will look.

Jesus - she's not only wearing a bikini and a party hat, she's also wearing a whole other human on top of her own skin! Man, THAT is some fat.


Okay kids: Out of the pool - Hayden's using it...There's only so much water in there!

Holy crap! I hope she's text messaging a weight watcher's meeting!

I know if I had that ass and thighs, I'd be pre-spending my residual checks on some nice juicy implants! You go girl! No...seriously: YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!

You have already "WIDE HIPS".
This means you will give easy birth.
Expecting?
...................................................................................................ALREADY!!

Comon every one - you could tell she has such figure even when she has clothes on.
Booooring

How dare you shitty people call her fat, how about each and every one of you send in pictures of yourselves in underwear?! I bet you'll all ugly fat pathetic americans who are picking on a 19 year old girl! Get a fucking life, all of you

What a Dunce!

I think we should all remember that this young girl has feelings too, and is a whole person, not merely a sexual object.

Hayden, if you're reading this, stop now honey.

Those thighs make for a ghastly sight in the missionary position. Best to hit that from the back and finish off with a donkey punch.

Randal

Yah know

I'm quite disappointed in The Superficial Writer right now... He's managed to miss a Hayden Pannetiere Nipple Slip....

www egotastic com

check it out... at least SOMEONE is on the ball.

big thighs are just so...womanly and feminen to me.it's a turn on.
nice big curvy thighs: MmMmMmM
skinny thighs: GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
if i wanted skinny thighs and no hips i'd be a petaphile...AND THAT'S ILLEGAL!
sorry folks.

What's a "donkey punch"?

it's how you were conceived, dumbASS

For Helena @ #38 - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch

I'd munch on that carpet.

Wow she is cute as fuck. Nice femme body, soft and girly! I would love to play babysitter with her, brother sister, daddy daughter in the outfit she has on.

Nice!

Hideous clown.

The bitchiness of the women on this site really turns me on. I love ladies with attitude.

She looks like a Disco Ball from the '70s with all those little mirrors on her bikini.

There's something almost iconic about the hat photos. Anyway, she's never done anything for me - I'm a Penelope Cruz man, and it takes a lot for blondes to interest me. There's nothing to say that she doesn't deserve her sucess though - after all, she's done the work, learnt the lines, and relied on the interest of others. Not her fault if she's popular.

Jodi.

She looks like shit w/o makeup on.

A petaphile? Someone who gets their kicks off of PETA?

Very interesting, Mister Bond.

And yeah, she needs to hit a stair master.

That bikini looks more like a chastity belt.

So this is the little whale who wants to save all the dolphins...she doesn't lack blubber, that's for sure.

this girl has obesity in her future. she is way to thick for her age. her thighs are just a glob of lard. she looks good in clothes i'll admit, but no more bikinis, okay tubby?

for all those who say she's fat need to get a fucking life. I'd hit that shit so many times there would be crime tape around it when I was done!!

The losers who have no other option but to fuck fat chicks need to realize that other guys laugh at their enthusiasm.

but those guys are fags..so who cares?

That is an unfortunate picture....

She looks like a normal girl.

nice one, "Rob" - there are only guys who fuck fat chicks, and fags, huh? whatever you need to tell yourself...

these guys like their girls to look like boys, not normal girls. They need to get out and quit reading 17 magazine.

"normal" young girls don't have bulging saddlebag thighs. a middle aged secretary does. don't worry, some day a hot girl will be feeling generous and say "hi" to you, and you'll never feel the same way about our dwarf plumper Hayden.

normal girls also aren't so skinny you can see their bones. Normal woman are like this (see pic). Sorry Karen i'll wait for your response while you binge and purge that apple you ate at lunch..tick, tock, tick, tock.

Oh I'd hit that. In fact - I'd freakin wreck that chick. I'm pretty sure there's laws somewhere against the depraved shit I'd do to that scrumptious little hottie....

Here we go again, Americans talking about "normal" women - meaning, these days, FAT women. You people are gluttons in every domain, and other people rightfully see you as ugly in every way.

i'm pretty sure they'd be ok with it.

you're name is sven? Really? this isn't the gay chat room you fruitloop. nice name..svenn ha ha ha ha

#63 you seem to be hanging out all day on a set of pictures that appeal mostly to pedophiles. I don't think you're sure of anything.

"Sven" is a traditional Scandinavian name. I had read that the vast majority of Americans never get passports, and now I see evidence of that. You certainly are proud of your profound ignorance.

Yes, I'd like two large thighs, two small breasts, and a diet Coke please.

#65 learn the definition of pedophile you ignorant fool - she's 19 making her bangable!!

Sven is a name given to chubby gay men, what do passports have to do with how gay your name is? Listen Sven relax and accept it, BTW i have my passport but i don't want to go to a place that is full of "Sven's"

Sven - I'm so sick of you idiots that like to generalize a whole country when you many of you whine and complain about it when it happens to you. Great you hate us, now go ski, yoddle or do whatever it is that Scandinavians do, we're too busy inventing things

She is very cute normal girl with a cute body. Her shape is pear, and she will be a pear for the rest of her life.

THIS IS A REAL WOMAN'S BODY YOU STUPID AMERICAN GUYS. You either have your women fat as elephants or skinny as a boy.

To me she is a lot more attractive than boy body Shauna Spears. And her face a million times prettier too!

We in Brazil like our women looking like women!

Why the American hate? I think she's hot, most do (i'm American). It's the metrosexuals that want them to have no curves and look like a guy.

Why are people defending this fire hydrant? She's got a weird face, no tits, and the heavy thighs that you always see on a midget. If you think that's hot, you've got problems. Maybe big problems, because she still looks underage. What a bunch of sickos...

#70 That's funny, we like our women to look like Brazilian women..go figure :)

there has to be something in that water!! hot

Such sad small dicked men on this site. There is nothing fat about Hayden...she's not a stick but just because you don't look like you haven't eaten in 5 years doesn't mean you are fat. I love Hayden. She's one of the few who looks just as pretty without makeup as she does with it.

For some people, ''normal'' means skinny, for others, ''normal'' means fat. And for the rest of us, ''normal'' means in the middle. And between skinny and fat, there is a lot of possible shapes. But for a bunch of teenage virgin boys, ''normal'' is what their sick, pornography addicted mind wants to see.

OVERRATED

BIG BONE THIGHS

FLAT AS HELL

Nonetheless, still cute and fuckable.


i think she is great. Very pretty with a strong , sexy , gymnasts body

unlike her empty headed , trashy peers; she at least channels her celebrity to worth while causes and is a good role model for youngsters.

such a chubby, clumsy looking bitch. look at the slabs of lard on those thighs. she has no calves and her arms look like a bone with a roll of fat around them. i'd fuck her anyway. but i damn sure wouldn't marry that big bitch.

#77 gymnast body? maybe in the special olympics.

Come on, all this extreme arguing is ridiculous. You can't call her "fat" overall, as in "Haden Panettiere is a fat person" but obviously her thighs are getting fat, which is always a problem for short-limbed girls. Her real problem is that her looks might have peaked before she turned 18.

Sooooooooo average.
Boring.

I'd bang her until gravy came out!!

What the hell? Isn't she like 12 and already sporting some turkey legs. Why do I know this sacks name? She is about as hot and sexy as a loaf of wonder bread.

She's not fat. Just homely, talentless, flat-chested, and dumb. And stop trying to drownd the dog, what did it ever to do to you?!?

wow.. swimming with and holding a wet dog makes me want to crawl out of my skin...that being said, she'll be another britney spears when she has kids.. ive had 2 kids and i look better in a bikini than a teenager! SCORE for me! this totally made my day... no wonder i had a fan club at the pool and no mommy friends. and i always thought it was because im mean...

Whoa. That was.. so not what I had expected. Well okay, I half-expected that, but I'm still disappointed.

She has a pretty face but she looks like a tree stump with equally thick arms and legs attached. There is barely any distinction between her waist and hips. DAMN!

Looks like someone was mixing in some white rice with her brown rice!

Seriously though, I still think she's cute. I'd prefer her like this than the 90lb shit you see on runways.

dont chu think the pictures are kinda in BADDDDD angles??!!!
anyone would have thunder thighs at that angle..
she's gorgeous and i <3 her

Whoa! This girl's thighs are giagantic! Her and Kim Kardashian need to lay off the meatloaf and white bread lol

Whoa! This girl's thighs are gigantic! Her and Kim Kardashian need to lay off the meatloaf and white bread lol

Hahah @35. This girl is nothing special. She is not that attractive. Yeah she has a pretty face when she's all done up. But she has no tits!!!! Not that small breasts are bad. But her body just looks awkward! Superficial writer, find a new crush. She is highly disappointing in a bikini. Not to mention that is an absolutely hideous bikini!

She isn't fat, she is butch aka a stocky midget.

hello KFC, yeah i've got some thighs i'd you model your chicken ons, yeah these puppys have got some meat on them, you could solve world hunger.

I would lovingly and worshipfully nuzzle her vulva with my cheek.

she looks absolutely gorgeous. Some Bikini photos of her can be found at a wealthy site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

She looks really really chunky in the main picture.

You fucking morons. These shots are taken from above (you know, by a stalker paparazzi guy), and that's why the main pic is a little unflattering. To you people, not to me. I've met her in real life, and she's fucking gorgeous, slim and nice as hell. Not that it matters what you think, because none of you losers would ever, ever have a chance with someone this hot. And you know it. I'm picturing you all now...a bunch of morbidly obese, drooling 50 year old men, probably still living with their mamas. Ugh. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Dream on. losers. Go back to jerking off to the Disney channel.

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@ #16, are you a woman or a homosexual man? Women have larger thighs than men!

Not So Hot

Oh, she's gettin' nice and thick down bottom! Tasty!

IF SHE WAS THINNER ALL YOU WHITE MEN WOULD WORSHIP HER.

SHAPE OR SHAPELESS ALL YOU Guys care about is her looking anorexic!

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IF SHE WAS THINNER ALL YOU WHITE MEN WOULD WORSHIP HER.

SHAPE OR SHAPELESS ALL YOU Guys care about is her looking anorexic!

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Really people?... Really? Your comments disgust me, you're putting down a beautiful young woman who is successful without being trashy, unlike most a girls in Hollywood. Five bucks says that when you grow up and have kids you'll be wondering why they've developed an eating disorder. Go get a book and read!

Really people?... Really? Your comments disgust me, you're putting down a beautiful young woman who is successful without being trashy, unlike most a girls in Hollywood. Five bucks says that when you grow up and have kids you'll be wondering why they've developed an eating disorder. Go get a book and read!

Thats just nasty! Wear something that flatters and stand in a way that does not make you resemble a gnome with pigeon toes.

that girls so toasty i would fuk your mother.

#37: "big thighs are just so...womanly and feminine to me.it's a turn on. "

Absolutely with you there bro. Couldn't agree more. And curves in general. And all the haters, (undoubtedly fat) bitches and dudes are either self loathing ugly fatties or gays. And that IS a fat...i mean bad angle. Despite this, I seriously lol'd @ the "with the pointy hat she looks like the garden gnome" comment.

The PROBLEM with her is that she is made to believe that she's the hottest girl alive, when nobody deserves that title. Except Charlize Theron.

You all are a bunch of deuche bags. She'll probably read this, go annorexic, and everyone will be saying what a gross skinny bitch she is. I bet 98% of the people that write on this thing aren't 1/100000 as attractive or productive as this girl. She may be a "midget with thunder thighs", but she's more rich and talented than any stupid guys with a small dick on this site.

She has a bigger build but she looks pretty solid and I bet she'll age better than a lot of the fat-skinny girls (you know those skinny people that couldn't run a mile if their lives depended on it). She's all right in my book.

4sho women are definately suppose to have bigger thighs than men. As a matter of fact we have a higher precentage of body fat than men do on average. If we didn't then women all around the world would probably look like transexuals.

With a little glazing and a pearl necklace, she would look just fine!

Little Ms. Pantyhair better start doing something about those thighs unless she wants to look like Oprah WInfrey up in this bizz-nizzle. Shit.

Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but she's all muscle and no fat. Bet you couldn't pinch an inch on her.

hey it's hayden panettiere here it really is me and im not happy about some of the things im reading. Im not fat its almost all muscle and for all you guys that say you want to screw me dream on. To all my fans out there luv ya xoxo hayden

lose some weight you porker

heya hayden! =) don't mind them they're just soooo soooo soooo envious of you! Just tell them "Die in ENVY!!!".... You're still pretty, bubbly and cute. Maybe they're not as pretty as you are, a body can easily be improved but a pretty face?... O man that's inborn/innate. That's a nice party you got there, love it. =)

heya hayden! =) don't mind them they're just soooo soooo soooo envious of you! Just tell them "Die in ENVY!!!".... You're still pretty, bubbly and cute. Maybe they're not as pretty as you are, a body can easily be improved but a pretty face?... O man that's inborn/innate. That's a nice party you got there, love it. =)

I accidently fell by this site and thought i'd have a look. Do you ppl not have a life? you are calling a beautiful young girl "thunder thighs", are you really that shallow. This girl has risked her life trying to save the whales, and is a wonderful advocate for saving animals and you are seriously focused on her thighs. Get a life.

I wouldn't be complaining if she was my girlfriend. Obviously a lot of you people have the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend with a perfect body and a big bank account as well.

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/09/hayden-panettiere-will-be-single-soon.html

Are you excited Superfic? Your crush is soon to be available to you.

Although you don't seem to be quite as devoted lately.... ;-)

Yea, the main photo is taken at a really bad angle, but still, those of you calling her fat, etc, etc, are really lame. Look at the way she's standing, she's standing on the outer edge of her feet which is pushing her knees in which is a pretty standard pose I've seen chicks use when they're texting.

News Flash: Girls are not supposed to be twigs that completely vanish behind a telephone poll or streetlamp. Runway models are sticks because it's easier to fit them. Real women have curves

Also, what's wrong with Kim Kardashian's body? Unless she's gone the way of the cow since I last saw her, she has a perfect body. If they have a flat stomach they aren't fat, sorry.

So I guess Eva Longora, Christina Ricci, Kim/Courtney Kardashian, The Olsens, Kylie Minogue, Jessica Simpson, and Reese Witherspoon are also short midgets and trolls? And I guess Eva Longoria and Kylie Minogue are just sooo ugly with their "small" boobs short stature? I guess only women who are 5'9 with C-cup breats are attractive now? I wonder why Sienna Miller and Kate Hudson are considered so hot then (smaller breasts)? From my experience, I've noticed that guys seem to like short girls (I guess because they feel more manly around them and can pick them up??) and other girls envy petite girls. Hello, Jada Pinkett anyone?

A recent psychological experiment actually found that men who have more money prefer woman with smaller breasts (like models) and to quote "the size of a wine glass", and men on the poorer side like women with bigger breats. So I'm guessing all of these men here are white-trash and probably don't have teenage (19) year-old daughters or sisters or any women friends/girlfriends.

I think you can only critisize a person's looks if you look like Anige or Brad, and I'm sure the men here are far, far from Brad and probably lacking a nice
6-pack to back up their insults.

Oops, I forgot to mention the other "trolls": Carmen Electra, Lucy Lie, Brittney Murphy, Drew Barrymore, Carrie Underwood, Salma Hayek, Victoria Beckham, Kristen Bell, and Rachel Bilson. What ugly midgets, right? (Just for those insulting idiots out there; I'm being sarcastic). But I guess we wouldn't make fun of them, because they aren't teenagers.

I guess only women who are 5'9 with C-cup breats are attractive now?
Golly, I hope so! I'm 5'9 with C-cup boobs.

Oh my god! Some of you guys are rly immature w/your comments. Immature AND ignorant about the human body. Not everyone's gonna have an hourglass shape figure but it doesn't make them fat. She's the kind'a human being who has a pear shape and that's pretty NORMAL. Go look it up. She has a pretty face and she's better than most conceited celebrities. So get over it and BACK OFF! It you don't like the way she looks then stop staring and don't comment on her pictures. And if half of the guys here are as much of a jackass as they sound, then you know they wouldn't get a girl not even half as good as Hayden.

Why do people feel the need to criticise a successful person's looks or whatever?I think they're all jealous.If Hayden is reading this-keep up the good work! 'Heroes' is shown in Scotland and you certainly have a screen presence.You are most definitely blessed with the twin talents of good looks and a great acting ability.

I wouldn't even tap that, that's right, me.....

she looks like a fatter, uglier, dumber Tara Reid, who just got her tits removed, and her career will end up just like Tara's. Pathetic.

Why is this twat famous? Seriously.

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