Aug 27 2008Eva Longoria's old lingerie photos come back to haunt her/my pants

I hate it when the maid plays dress-up while cleaning my bedroom.

first you fucking faggot s

#2... lame ass.

Ahhhhhhhhh man, I just shot a load on my keyboard.

Didn't even have to think about douching her.

The pictures were enough I guess. Son of a bitch, now I can't type as well and can't rant and rave about douching this hot bitch.

wow great lingerie ads. so if i buy that stuff, will my boobs also look non-existent?

She definitely could use a super-facial.

When you see pictures of her without makeup it really shows you how avg looking he is for a yard gnome.

ah... midday pleasure material

Why can't we get some nice shots of guys in here for a change? (wipes semen and drool off zit caked chin)

Smokin hot damn We need more!!!

Smokin hot damn We need more!!!

My blowup doll is 5'8 and is a supermodel. I've got to get back to satisfying her now

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Oh yeah? Well my blowup doll has blonde hair and blue eyes

Fuck, man, she is so hot. I'd fuck 24 hours a day.

I heard that she doesn't give her hubby, Tony Parker, head. Seems he always dribbles before he shoots.

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

I love her feet! God they're gorgeous, especially those nice darker soles. She could make me lick them clean as long as she wants. I'm bursting.

Come on, I could look like this with a good photographer and some paintbrush... this is not reality

shes ok,,, im guessing tony made a business decision when he got hitched...

Midget Porn.

@#9: Er, what the hell? What is that... insult (I'm feeling generous) even supposed to mean?

I'm confused about all the comments about jerking off to pictures like these (or bikini pics, etc.). Why do that at this site? There must be hundreds if not thousands of sites with much better erotica/porn, for free. I understand why these guys need to be happy for whatever crumbs fall their way, in terms of sex, in the real world, but don't they realize that the internet exists mostly for them to have much better choices for their chronic masturbation?

@22

You miss the point. These are celebrities. People they "know." It's more fun fantasizing about cumming with someone you "know" but can't have than some random video girl.

If they could edit out the brown stain from the top picture, why couldn't they do something about her face? And maybe make it look like it was a large mosquito, at least, that gave her those 2 bites.

I had no idea that you were doing this before you became a household name. One or the other, it's great you picked acting because although you know how to work a camera, your ability to work on TV is much more desirable and also shows the endless amount of talent you have.

Randal

@22:

I can (and do) bed anyone I want. Easily. Always have had that gift.

But my ad agency has filters on our web access. People would raise their eyebrows if I was looking at porn. But don't care about some gossip site. So when I need a little self pleasure at work... SWEEEEEEET LONGORIA ASS! UNGAWAH!!!!!

I feel so ALIVE when I post "I can (and do) bed anyone I want. Easily. Always have had that gift." On my beloved 'net, I can be whoever I want. If only real life were that way...

In a few years she will be doing Playboy, when she can't get anymore work.

My blowup doll looks much better

She's nothing. I was bangin a hot chick at the beach. Then I woke up in my parent's basement with my body pillow again.

lingerie? looks like a couple of bathingsuits and her brother's underwear.

nice perm.

Michael Douglas told me he fucked her while they were filming "The Sentinel" and that she had to rim him to get him hard. He said CZJ has to do the same. Lucky old bastard!!!

she's a dork. i don't even care that she's latina. pick away at her as much as u want, honkies. lulz

Meh ..... The transvestite on America's Got Talent lastnight looked better than her

Meh......The transvestite blowup doll I had last night looked better than her

Randall Cracks Me Up.... Kinda Creepy, I'll Admitt... But He's Just Always So Nice :) Haha... Kinda Eerily Refreshing I Guess

The maid tambien me eseño a hablar español en mi recamara

Wow, I guess she hasn't always been fug... whodathunkit?

Lingerie has come a long way since 2001, thank god.

She played "Isabella" on the Y&R in the early to mid '90's ... BTW

She also played hambone on my cock.

She definitley lost weight since these photos but she looks better with it on IMO

Why are there so few sexy black chicks featured here? Rhianna and Mya (if they are black) are the only 2 that I recall seeing here in months. Yet, every nobody psuedo celebrity talentless white tramp that take her tits out or shows her ass is in this fag site every day.

That photo of her in the red she looks like a grandma!!!!!! Absolutely no muscle definition. This ladies & gentlemen is the difference between being a toned young woman and a haggared starved out wench. Guess which one Eva is?

BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING
And that's just what they didn't do!!
LAZY WHORE!!

#43 because so few exist

her boobs seem to have grown a bit since then....or she's just wearing really good bras.

she looks better in these ridiculous photos than she looks now -- a squandered almost-beauty is/was this eva.

I'm not saying I wouldn't do her every which way,but, I'm getting sick of seeing her. She seems to be everywhere and she doesn't look as hot as she did in the beginning of the show. Sort of the way Catherine Bell from JAG used to be super hot. Then I found out shes a scientologist. Now, shes not that hot anymore. Sort of tainted.

They were taken seven years ago? She's not aged a bit!

That means somewhere there's a portrait of her getting saggier boobs.

Wow, Mike. As If I really am your girlfriend! BUSTED!!! ASSHOLE SCUMBAG. Your mother would be proud. As well as your DEAD FATHER! LOSER.

Wow, Mike. As If I really am your girlfriend! BUSTED!!! ASSHOLE SCUMBAG. Your mother would be proud. As well as your DEAD FATHER! LOSER.

Not bad, but not better than many women I see every day at the beach.

Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Blimey Hubba Hubba ;)