Aug 18 2008Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi lesbian wed

man i'd like to give Portia some dick, she ain't no carpet muncher, she been bought.

first and second btw

FRIST!!

haha learn to spell looser.

thwarted by creepy Joey.

there's one wedding night that i hope wont be released as a sex tape.

ellen and portia getting married just proves that 2 lesbos are NOT the fantasy of ever straight man always.

thats alright melissa, i'll still bang you like a bass drum babe

...and Baby Jesus weeps silently...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW lesbians!...

*yawn*

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joey, joejoe, it's spelled "loser". Moron.

Portia is smoking hot. But it looks like she went for the cushy life....if she's gay, she could do much better than this sugar momma.

I just got disgusted thinking of Portia going down on Ellen, Yuck!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if they had fish at the reception..?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Woo... my sides...

Has helen ever been funny? and whats with the dancing.

fishmongers use lemon juice to kill the smell of fish on their hands. Do you think Portia squirts lemon juice on her tongue?

Lol, Toolboy....Its not the tongue she puts the lemon juice on......

"Sweep the leg!"

@11

congratulations u won at the internet.

Oh, man-you guys are sick. Funny, but sick. (O:

On a related topic, Arrested development is the greatest comedy ever, no?

Let's celebrate some "LEGALLY LICKING", girls!!

this just proves that california is the most fucked up place on the planet. YOU are the reason that this world is going to hell in a little shite handbasket. it is a disgrace that these two people are getting married. fucking disgusting. i hate gay people.

#23, that is why I moved my family out of California. I lived there my whole life until this past March. Freaking illegals, homo's and liberals can have the place. The fudge packers in the CA senate are trying to pass Harvy Milk Day. Some homo who died of AIDs and they want to make a martyr out of him and make it a special day in the CA school system. No Thanks!

p.s. look up SB777 and see what it is doing to your kids out there.

Good news. Congrats!!!I like Ellen' show. I learned this news at Richromances.com where many Hollywood celebrities and wealthy people are looking and talking. It's a really a good news for her fans

Ugly but wealthy and/or powerful person in entertainment industry weds trophy wife. Tune in tonight for Josephine's report on this strange phenomenon. She also has an interview with Christina "I only have sex with black men" Aguilara and her wealthy producer husband, B'ttugly. News at 11.

I'm a hateful person unless you feed me..... I'd much rather eat than talk.

Even my ears have cellulite.

The thought if Ellen naked makes me want to puke. Portia could do much better with a man or woman.

barak - good for you for getting out of that shit hole. tool said it best. learn to swim. i'll be the first to buy property on Arizona Bay.

SB777 is a joke, by the way. i scoffed the whole way through reading that trash.

@29 I 'scoffed' through a box of twinkies. just make sure you don't buy a boat unless you reinforce the bottom with kryptonite, tubby.

i am 5'5", 128lbs. i am certainly not tubby :)

That was not "per leg" advice porky. Lemme guess..... your favorite candy bar is a Chunky.... right?

"Barak"...Harvey Milk did not die of AIDS , he was ASSASSINATED...by someone much like you. Scary.

Also, you spelled "Barack" wrong. You are truly a pathetic idiot.

it's funny how you think you are funny #32. and your name - hilarious!!

Can't we all just get along???

You people are unreal. Why shouldnt gay people be allowed to marry???Cause straight people set such a good exampole of it???

It's 2008...wake up all of you that commented that gay people are gross!
Stop being soooo naive!!!!

Acually cupcake (by the baker's dozen no doubt), the funny thing is reading you and Barely Stern constantly spew racist vitriol without any thought of humor or accuracy. Your attempts to be intelligent are what's funny. Also, that "swooshing" sound that your inner thighs make when you walk with jeans jeans on is funny. I think most people here don't give a rat's ass at the silly stereotypes, it's the whole bit where you try to hijack every fucking thread with your moronic bullshit that's gets tiring. At least TRY and be funny and I think people will stop caring that you have as much of a grasp on the "issues" as a fucking colander has a a pot of water. Actually, I do hope you breed so my kids can have someone to clean their toilets.

Portia used to be hot. It's something about lesbianism itself - either they're fug to begin with, or they become fug. No loss either way.

hahaha...actually your comment made me laugh. idiots like you who think everything is just hilarious is what gets me. I think its hilarious that people are denied rights??...and the fact that you dont know me but somwhow know that i wear jeans and i have big thighs??? is that supposed to make me mad???
oh and btw, i have plenty of money so it looks like your kids will be cleaning MY toilets....bye for now

Marriage, the pre-divorce ceremony. I bet the prenup is a mile long. Good luck guys!!

i'm not trying to be funny. i'm educating you, you fuck head. i don't have to use big words and fancy metaphors to prove to you that i am smarter. so, this is my last comment to you, babe. you are not worth my energy.

@39 "oh and btw, i have plenty of money "...... (winkwinknudgenudge)

tregliam, ramamanwithdingdongs...... to paraphrase Shakespeare, a turd by any other name still smells like shit.

still going i see....sad sad sad.

bye bye

still going i see....you just said your not using big words or fancy metaphors but you'll quote shakespeare?? lol! sad sad sad. im done with you.

bye bye

#33 David, thank you for stating the obvious that I did not spell with a "C". I intentionaly left it out because I dont "C" why everyone thinks he is the new Mesiah. Get it "C"...Damn I crack myself up.

After a little more research, harvy milk did get assasinated. Not because he was gay, because like all San Francisco poloticians, he was crooked. Thanks, but I don't need the CA senate telling me how to raise my children. Or trying to tell me what is right and wrong. The Democrat / liberal senate didn't even want to pass Jessica's Law until we MADE them put it on the ballot.

tregliam - you seem a bit confused. there is the real ramalamadingdong (that's me) and then there is the fucktard trying to be like me - ramamanwithdingdongs. i wasn't insulting you. the manwithdingdongs was. so mature.

Everyone grow up and stop fighting about unimportant shit.

Two consenting adults in love getting married. It's great. Period.

"i don't have to use big words and fancy metaphors to prove to you that i am smarter"

Translation: I'm eating, leave me alone

@46 your not black are you? if you are i take it back an i think your a leech because i hate myself and i wish i had people, i mean AMINALS, to pick something for me, ANYTHING, even my pudgy nose.

and i'm still hungry, which i blame on negroids eating up everything my texas pays for.

Yay! This is wonderful! I feel like an a-hole, though, because the only reason this makes me so happy is because so many Christian uptight conservative fucktards will take it personally! :)

Hooray for spitting in the face of the stupid Bible and the even more stupid people who think everyone should live their lives by it!

:)

What is next, letting the coloureds use our washrooms? VOTE McCain!

Homosexuals are fucking stupid for getting married, haven't they learned from straights?. And most of them prefer to fuck around with as many people as they can than get married

WOW! that's about as BUTCH as i've ever seen Portia ... and she's still smokin hot. WTF!

congratulations! May it be the first of many!

great! they're married! that's awesome. really.

now, will you make them go away forever, please? i can't stand ellen. the other one doesn't seem to run her mouth as much. i don't wish them ill will, just please make ellen live happily ever after out of the public eye. enough.

i just found out ( this is so interesting...I just HAD to share it.. ) portia´s real name is mandy rogers..

i'd like to be the tunafish inside that dyke sandwich.

#24...fuck Harvey Milk and his liberal fags in Cali. I still have his blood on my suit, even if it is a prison suit. Cali used to be the best state in the World. Even in the 70s with my man the Zodiac, it was still a great place.

I wish everyone could see what I saw was happening to Cali in the 70s. Then it wouldnt such a fucked up place.

Marriage is between a man and a woman. Just becuase politicians kiss liberal ass by passing these crazy laws to stay elected does not change what marriage is. What is wrong with this country.

who says marriage is between a man a nd a woman????

Dan White - your a f-ing moron. i bet you dont even know where a clit is you dumb fuck!

31. ramalamadingdong - August 18, 2008 11:43 AM

i am 5'5", 128lbs. i am certainly not tubby :)

***you may not be tubby but your certainly short. lol!!!!

#59. I certainly DO know where a clit is. I'm rubbing mine now, bitch!

The will of the people will come in Nov during the election when this is overturned. Judges aren't support to make laws, but it California that's the normal with the Ninth Curcuit court. People said, they didn't want gay marriage and they will get that straight (pun intented) Nov.

i'm conflicted about this one because gay marriage is just an abomination, like black people. but at the same time, white love is what god intended so i'm not sure if they're gonna go to heaven or burn in hell with all the negros, hispanics, jews, arabs, and other whites who like those people.

Portia is a 2nd rate actress who's got Ellen wraped. She'll dump Ellen just like Ann did. Ellen is stupid if she thinks this 16 years younger woman love her, Portia sees money, ca ching. Thats all, poor Ellen is in for a rude awakening.

Disgusting. They'll probably last about 2 weeks before Ellen learns that Portia is really straight after all. Just like Anne Heche was. Ellen needs to realize that she's actually a woman and not a man with a missing penis.

Veggi-YOU'RE an abomination. Get an IQ test before your next email you retard.

Sands-your a fucking moron too!

#63 Veggi- your a complete fuckwit and prejudice asswipe. What drugs are you smoking son?

Who gives a shit? What carpet company sponsored the reception?

Ellen is an idiot. Portia will dump her eventually. It's all about the money. Ellen has a history of falling for blond skanks.

Ellen is a total freaking IDIOT.. Portia is just with her for the gold.... DUH.. Before she got with Ellen.. did the world even knew who was Portia.. she was a 5th class actress... whatever... I mean Ellen is just infatuated with her because she's 15 years younger.... femenine looking, with long hair lots and lots of make up and that's it... she's not even that pretty... I think Ellen is besides sucking her all over.. is sucking her freaking youth... Portia's is starting to look pretty old for a 35 year old... Those wrinkles around the eyes and the falling nose.. just as Ellen's... Tops... 5 years.. or so.

I glad that Helen is on THEIR TEAM........
but I'm pretty sure that Porsche will be coming over to our OUR TEAM as soon as she gets enough of Helen ('s money)

I glad that Helen is on THEIR TEAM........
but I'm pretty sure that Porsche will be coming over to our OUR TEAM as soon as she gets enough of Helen ('s money)

Ellen DeGeneres is a sad, talentless ugly old bitch who had no choice but to be a lesbian.
No man alive could drink enough beer to find her remotely attractive, and still stay conscious.

gold digger by kanye west is Portia's anthem.

Ellen DeGeneres is a sad, talentless ugly old bitch who had no choice but to be a lesbian.
No man alive could drink enough beer to find her remotely attractive, and still stay conscious.

gold digger by kanye west is Portia's anthem.

Portia seems like a cold, calculative and manipulative person, and Ellen gets what she really wanted... not what she thinks she wanted. First Portia marries a guy (for 3 years) to obtain a green card (check in the Wikipedia under Portia de Rossi), then she finds rich influential Francesca just to switch later to old rich Ellen. Wow... Perhaps Portia can learn from her anorexia problems why she is so unhappy to sell herself like this.

you are all a bunch of homo phobes!! get a life