Aug 27 2008Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini

Wow!.. just wow.

FIRST!

(Well, first to soil my pants! God that was nice to see!)

The water beads off your back very nicely Elisabetta and what a deadly first name. You've certainly made many more women that much more beautiful by being a model for Wonderbra and showing all just how good they'll look.

Keep up the great work.

Randal

Who the hell are these people you keep posting bikini shots of? This chick, the other chick in the stripper high heels, etc. I mean I'm all for photos of hot chicks in hot bikinis, but who the fuck are these bitches already and why are they more exciting then the photos I can bring up by googling hot bikini beach?

What is that floating next to her in pics 1 and 5?

I don't think its a Baby Ruth candy bar....but if it came from that ass chances are I'd eat it anyway.

This must be Fish's daily post for the pedos. In fairness, though, she's a very fine looking young boy.

I think we have a floater!

She doesn't even begin to compare to my blowup doll that looks like a young Cindy Crawford with green eyes and blonde hair.

I bet she looks like a man compared to all the limp wristed homos like Sportsdvl who normally post here

what a fucking stomach.

finally!!! someone who works out,,,id spend hours nibbling on those sweet cheeks

@5 Actual fictionalized sequence of events:

pic 3 - she realizes that she can't hold it much longer, but must suffer through incredible clenching while chatting with her friend. Prairie-dogging it the whole time. Peek-a-poo.

pic 4 - now that friend is gone, she's checking to see if anyone is watching

pic 5 - pulls bottoms back up

pic 1 - gives the "Oh, what's that over there?" look and heads towards jetskis

pic 2 - hops on jetski as quickly as possible

pic 6 - gets settled on jetski w/ lifejacket (the guy smells something!?)

pic 7 - possible relapse - more clenching

pic 8 - friend can't believe those small kids are playing with it!

I bet she was hoping for a sinker.

Wonderbra model...???

She should be a "bum-cheek" model...modeling her bum-cheeks in front of my face...!!! Gigidy...gigidy...gigidy....OHHHH YEAH...!!!

praise the lord

Great ass.

But even better abs.

Yowzer.........

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thats what you call media savy! she knows she going to be photograph, so she got her skinny ass in a gym and gets some abs...thats what you call career responsibility!

This girl does nothing for me.

She looks like your typical spoiled bitch at the Jersey shore that drives daddy's Mercedes

Personally I hate a girl with a guy's six-pack abs. Thin tummy is great, sure, but make it smooth and soft like a girl, not hard and muscled like a guy.

anyone that thinks the perfect 10 looks boyish has serious inner issues... get help ASAP.

This girl looks like the typical blowup doll in my closet that has been worn out by years of service

i hate you, randal.

You will note in the 3rd pic of her talking to a beach commoner -
" That's right baby ... Money talks and bullshit walks !! "
" Do YOU have a jet-ski sweetie? "
" Uh - NO ... You can't borrow mine "
" Get your own fat rich old man and you can have one too "

My blowup doll doesn't have a mannish sixpack

It tells me she takes of her body. Which means her snapper is probably clean as a whistle and ready for love....

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Skinny muscle girl with an ugly face. Yeah, perfect 10.

@20

Nah troll. I usually dismember my blowup dolls after I finish to completion on them.

God bless you, Superficial Writer.

"Which means her snapper is probably clean as a whistle"

Not a chance. She's Italian.

LOL......ouch

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Her pussy must be ripped, too. She's got a bangin' body.

Of course, the chubby chasers will complain, but they had fat mothers, so they are weird that way.

My blowup doll has no muscles and a beautiful face. She's a perfect 10

My blowup doll doesnt even complain when I go ass-to-mouth.
Now that's a perfect 10.

I can only imagine how fat and disgusting Sandy, #6, is. What a fat idiot.

It wasn't long before the lispy metrosexuals compared her to a man. Time to go polish your nails, you homos

Come On Now... Ya Gotta Give It To Her, She's Skinny, Toned, Tanned, & Gets PAIDDDDD : ) Im Pretty Confident That Any And Every Man That Reads & Posts On This Site Would Hit... Again And Again And Again. Seems To Me That None Of You Ever Think A Girl Is Good Enough. I Honestly Would Be Interested In Hearing You All's Description Of A "Perfect 10" And Then I'd Like To See Photos Of Your 10 (If You Even Have That Many) Latest Dates And Compare... Im Gonna Bet Your Ideals And Your Actuals Are Completely Different. Take It In Boys, Its Probably The Closest You'll Ever Get.

I just love running my hand over a hot chick's tightly muscled stomach, all the way down to where her erection is peeking out of her panties...

hey #35 Just Courtney - I Hope You Get Raped With Shards From A Broken Bottle.

#36: That same "joke" is made in every thread where a woman's stomach muscles are visable. She has a toned stomach and the way the light hits it makes the muscles appear more defined than they actually are.

Either you're a pathetic tub of lard or you're actually a dude and all you can get are pathetic tubs of lard. Either way everybody thinks you're a fucking idiot.

Poor #36. He's had a life of fatties and is bitter about it.

You make the same comments multiple times in every thread. You couldn't be more boring.

OMG this is great. Shes too much...lol

La vida apesta

Go Flavio. Say what you want, but that fat bastard gets all the good pussy. It's not just because he's rich because he has had some very rich supermodels that didn't need his money. I'm sure the whole Formula 1 connection doesn't hurt.

I see that the fatass lover crew is out in force. Some of you would rather have that nasty Kim K pig than a gorgeous, toned woman like this.

#40: It's because clearly there's no shortage of fat idiots in every thread that need to be set straight. I'll stop posting as soon as the dumbass jealous fat people (like you, no doubt) go away.

I'm italian... So i "know" this chick... she's famous only cuz his Flavio Briatore's (Formula 1) wife... She's not so preatty, she's so stupid and she isnt a model... she's just a girl that want to be famous doing anything! She cant sing, she cant dance, she cant pose, she so ugly without makeup and with it is ugly too...
In a word she's a "slut" that comes from a litle country of south italy and fuck with Briatore to became famous LOL
that's the truth... belive me!
A friend of a person that i know comes from her country and he said that she's never been pretty, she always was a slut and now that she famous she doesnt say "Hi" to old friends of her little city...
Everybody hates her...

Pics #4 and #7 make her look a whole lot hotter than she actually is.

So I'll just look at them.

i would smother my face in that ass....yeah

bang bang bang

Oh, but before the banging i'd have to smash those retarded glasses in a million pieces.

Those things are fukkin "old lady like" imo

Smokin!

She may be a gold digger, but anyone dumb enough to hate on her physical appearance are losers.

Oh, my God! She is very hot!
I love her...!

Woooooooooooooooooooow, look at that beautiful body, I have seen bikini's in the past but this one is bit too hot I remember Alba's bikini they were no where near as hot as this one, it just makes me feel sad that how the heck some of these celebs get soo good body and figure and beauty, getting depressed and doing a google search on how to become beautiful and slim you end up to this place and i am not sure if celebrities do the same things to keep their health and shape and looks the same..

http://www.stumblerz.com/stumblers-on-beauty-how-to-look-beautiful/

any thoughts pls share..

Holy, who goes swimming/jet skiing in gold bracelets and rings.

She's HOT and got a killer body!
You guys are STUPID!

Being Italian too, I have to agree with Jada #46: Elisbetta Gregoraci is everything but a model. She's talentless and the only reason why she's famous is because she married Briatore. Before this relationship with the old rich Flavio, nobody really cared about her, as there are actually prettier woman "on the market".
(well, at least she doesn't lack of courage... ghghghhg... I'm figuring how it would be waking up in the morning and finding that old squid in your bed...).

good body, good ass!!

Who is this stupid whore, If only she had drowned.

ok so she's got a banging body but the face isn't that hot. Oh and there's no girls at the Jersey shore looking this good.

moving on to the rest of you that bitch about people making fun of the people not saying she's perfect (I got yelled at for doing this so here it is)
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I truly ADORE these bikini's girls!!
....WEAR THEM, please?
......................................................................................EVEN IN WYOMING!!

Used to be a great site - funny stories and funny comments about A-list celebrities with giant egos who deserve to be mocked. Now, "stories" that consist of just about anybody in a bikini and comments like "Hot! I'm jerkin now!". There's no reason for this site to exist anymore.

She is really lovely. Surprisingly thick waist (which seems stupid to say because she is slender.. just the relative ratio of her waist to hips is rather low.)

When she poses like she does she looks amazing. When she doesnt pose and just lets it all hang out, she looks.. amazing.

Gorgeous woman.

I'd give anything to wiggle my tongue into that tight rosebud!

I'm from ital,y too: I couldn't read all the comments because I'm in a rush, but has it already been told that she was in a trail about a high profile prostitute ring, drugs, tv managers and politicians? has someone said that even though she poses almost nude in calendars, ads, gossip mags, she's considered a religious girl and the vatican loves her? that she's friend with all the bosses of the italian far right parties? that briatore married her mainly because he's quite old and she was with him when he had cancer? I guess that's the only good thing she's ever done. excuse my poor english... :-)

I'd buy that for a dollar!! FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP SKEET SKEET!!!

As little as I know about Italian tv starlets, I shall inform you that Mrs. Briatore has been practicing martial arts (karate, I think) for several years. This, along with a correct mediterranean diet, explains her sporty physique. Some like, some don't, I do.

right on #66

Put those tight abs, hips and tight ass on Kim Kardaskank and it will be a great improvement for the fat ass porn star.

Ugly Italian whore.

As common as dirt.

karate? whoa, like that she care enough to kick my floppy ass? I don't think so, she's busy thinking on new way to spend his fat rich hushband's money, in a clever way, I guess... :-D

umm...did she shit in the water?

Love that Ass...:P:P Wish I can stuck my meat stick in that hole!

XOXO

-nice ass.
-bad face.
-scary stomach.

-italian women in general? men.

Talk about earning your money the hard way, I don't care what anyone says, the bitch must have a cast iron stomach to wake up next to that old fat tub of lard every day and not hurl, as to the formula 1 connection so what, go google his fat ass at wikipedia,he deserves to have cancer for abandoning his child, yeah yeah yeah, heidi should have used birth control but I think she finally figured out where kids come from after she popped out the third little troll