Aug 29 2008Demi Moore once hosed down lesbians with her breast milk, says Madonna's brother

At an after-party for Madonna's recently launched Sticky & Sweet Tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt the mood was right for sharing a lactating Demi Moore anecdote with The Sun. But, then again, when isn't the mood right for a Demi Moore story about breast milk? (Answer: Christmas dinner. I've been shunned.):

He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Try club soda. Now, keep in mind the source of this story is Madonna's brother and The Sun. So the only place this really happened is my mind - and right now: "Look out, Demi, she wants you to sign a petition for gay adoption! PEW PEW PEW!"

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I would not complain about getting squirt with her breast milk. Yum Yum!!

Wow that story sounds completely made up

im trying to figure out if this story is sexy or not!!!

Weird story, but FYI, breast milk does not stain anything. Formula does.

@ 4

Perez is W-E-A-K.

Count me in.

I'd like to squirt them up like a fountain while I was hammering by 2 inches between her boobs.

In.


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#4 got deleted so my last comment makes no sense.

Are they sure it wasn't silicone that was squirting out?

Slurp!!!! Lookin goo Demi lets give some to Lindsey!

Greatest story ever.

Oh, so this forum is an open forum unless you point out how weak the story is? Awesome.

She looks like a squirter

omg i do not get demi's appeal!

Lactating breastiges was my "thing" for awhile. It still surprises me what I get into after years of using my luxury condo as a girlie turnstyle.

#15 because you are a fat ugly cow of a woman

Who doesn't have a lactating lesbian squirt story in their past? Please, should we just start boring each other right now? Dime a dozen. Throw in some midget tossing/mud wrestling etc - if you want my interest.


Where is the video???????


How is it that Demi has kept her hair glistening and full of bounce over all the years that have passed us by? Demi, you are looking great and have kept in excellent shape, aging like a fine bottle of wine.

Aston is one lucky man to be loved by you.

xoxo

Randal

hmmm......Mr Geekologie, did you write this post? PEW PEW PEW!

She is a MILF Cougar!

Randal, you fucking fairy:

It's ASHTON.

that would never happen...

He's 48 years old and uses phrases like “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me"...........wow...........he must be a really cool guy.

I spell it f a e r i e you dirty cunt derived whore

People are so god damn stupid sometimes...

Gee, what a shock, a chick with a skank mother, who ran away from home at 14, posed for skanky pictures while she was 16 still acts like....a Skank. It's not really a shock. However that doesn't change the fact that Madonna's brother would only seem classy if you put him next to somebody like Janice Dickenson. The guy is some little uneducated toad from Mi trying to leech out the last bit of his sisters fame. It would be sad if he wasn't such a tool.

Who cares about this made up story...the real question is, why did John McCain just forfeit the election?

That looks like a dress I saw at Wal-mart the other day when I was buying dog food...

Seriously for her age.....she's smoking!

This story is so fabracated because if she ACTUALLY did pull a squirter.....those lezbos (and i mean that in the most endearing way possible) would have been asking for a second shot.

A passionate night with Demi and then breakfast in bed....breakfast being Wheaties and MILF, er, MILK.....yup, i'll have seconds!

She peaked with those hairy beaver shots when she was teenager. You've got to be a psycho to think her current testosterone + plastic surgery look is attractive.

@15. It is becasue even at her age she could wrap the coochy around you and ring a penis dry with one stroke and make change afterwards. That thing is magical.

Check out the lady behind Demi in pic #1. Those eyes look like they could burn a friggin hole through Demi's skull.

Oh, and, by the way Randal, I still think you're wicked pissah.

whatever she's paid the devil to keep looking young has been well worth it. she looks amazing.

i am a woman
she's hot
i hope i look like this when i am her age!

i am a woman
she's hot
i hope i look like this when i am her age!


Exactly what is this site for? trash the good looking celebrity in the picture because you're never gonna even resemble the looks of her? write hatred lines against ethnic minorities? expell all kinds of venom so after hitting the enter button you will have magically given the world a piece of you?

OOOOOH I bet that makes you an allmighty one....

She looks so good for her age. HOT! Why did her daughter turn out so fugly?

@37

Is the Pope a Pedophile?

Ummm.....breast milk doesn't just squirt out like a water gun!!! it can slowly leak out occasionally...this story is either totally fictional or insanely exagerated! Sorry to ruin the fantasy boys....

Hmmm...maybe it was Ciccone who was doing all of the "squirting"...???

FYI, poster #41, it can and does.

I breastfed all three of my boys way back when they were babies and I can tell you from experience that I could sit on one end of our couch and if my milk let down, it would spray clear to the other end of the couch lengthwise.

Yes, I was the center of many Milky Way, Dairy Fairy, Dairy Queen jokes back then. :)

She's all plastic now so who knows what she looks like at 41


I can also account for milk squirts, #42: way to go! no wonder you were the center of jokes.

Funny as it is, I still don't get the guys fantasy #40 was referring to...guys actually have fantasies over milk squirting?, the male maind never ceases to amaze me...EW

Meat tenderizer.

Demi looks like shit now. She looks so plastic, I swear if you look at at her ass it would read "Made in China" and "Copyright Mattel"

@ Randal

how does she keep "her hair glistening and full of bounce"???
Your a fairy, buddy.

she is crazy, that disgust! then Demi Moore is bisexual puajjjjjj

How does Demi look so good at her age?????

I think she is morphing into Cher. Have you ever seen them together? Also. she has man hands.

She looks so perfect in those photos; great skin, nice color,white teeth. It's just a f'in shame people have to age, lose their appearance, and die.

Mere mortals, that's what we are, in the end we'll all end up dead.

So be it, life goes on

You believe the "NIHTMARE on ELMSTREET"-parts too?

Sheesh, is she still around?

No matter how hard I try, I am unable to grin (show the whole row of teeth) AND keep my eyes wide open at the same time. Can you ?

Hide the bottom of her face. Can you guess that she is smiling ? No. This is very weird, isn't it ?

So many actresses freeze their eye area now, we are getting used to this scary combination of fake hapiness and vacant eyes. Would you like your friends to be like this, or do you enjoy the expression of their eyes when they are happy ?

I regret the time before Americans forced the wold to believe that you have to smile all the time. It creates many wrinkles and this is the fucking result.

Yes, breast milk can be squirted. depends on the lady that is lactating. I do not think that it is possible to squirt silicone from a nipple though...How do you get industrial grade silicone out of a black dress?

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