Aug 8 2008Brooke Hogan understands the importance of proper jug tanning

Que thundering!

Dear Brooke Hogan's Mam's...will you marry me?

Ugh. A body like that is enough to make even the strongest penis shrivel.

I don't see anything attractive about her. What body type is she trying to achieve?

In any event, one quick fix would be for her to lose ten pounds immediately, and to put bottle of fake tanner down. She has a nasty orange glow about her.

wow, that girl is a HEFFER!!! (oh and Coldplay sucks)

say what you want, she has got a totally smoking body.. ok so her face isnt the feminine thing in the world, but i can guarentee most of you making these comments have bagged some women that have been at least as ugly and had not nearly as hot a body!!

that girl needs a butt. also a new face...

Oh I would I would I would.
I guess I'm alone on that opinion.

She's already soft at such a young age. She better watch what she eats, because she can't afford to put on any more weight if she wants to stay in the spotlight.

I'd hit it w/ her bikini on.

/HOT!

I'd hit it, but fuck, I've been in a relationship for 2 years now.

I'd fuck a corpse at this point.

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

gross.

She's not fat by any means...just built like a total man. Poor girl got Hulk's entire bone structure. I really don't understand how one can have such a nonexistant ass.

She has her dad's figure.

She's "too much." Of everything. Especially testosterone.

@10 - Funny.

Can i borrow those boobs for 5 minutes.

shes wearing what ever it is like a hood rat,,,thats why it appear as if she has no ass....

She is good looking now so lets enjoy it. Props to whomever gets to hit it now. When shes old no one will want it except young guys who will fuck anything with a tan and a big set of saggy boobs.

Atleast she does not date black guys who pee on her.

#16 - They're Lee Press On tits, so I'm sure that can be arranged.

On the upside, she has astonishingly little cellulite. Maybe she IS a man.

That's a fella, right?

17, have you seen any other pics of her? The girl just doens't have an ass.

she is amazingly gorgeous fit and tight like my gym teacher ms . camposa.

Um... sir? That's the ladies' room...

MMMM. Mommas milk.
I think Brooke is just fine.

I'd hit that with assunder

If I got really high I might get fired up to take a shot at her. I'd want to see if I was strong enough to force her to be the bottom if, as suspected, a cock popped out of her panties. Possibly I'd be secretly hoping to lose. I'm man enough to admit that.

Not everyone can be built like a stick with tits.

Give the girl a break.... she's attractive.

Jesus, I'd hate to see what you douche-bags would have to say about Marilyn Monroe given today's notion of perfect body types.

"Jesus, I'd hate to see what you douche-bags would have to say about Marilyn Monroe given today's notion of perfect body types."

Well, since you asked, I'd say Marilyn doesn't look like a male professional wrestler.

Fish .... I'm sure it was simply an undersight on your part, but you meant "Brooke Bollea" right ?

So..um...yeah, if she has a figure, with hips, and she's got an adult shaped face...that mean's she what? ugly? oh so she doesn't look like she's 12 and that's why she looks like a dude....mmmkay, gotcha.

and you guys all have small penises and are potential pedofiles or into 10 year old boys. losers

Wait...did someone just try to compare Marilyn Monroe to Brooke Hogan? LOL.

You seriously need to get your eyes checked if you think you can actually draw a comparison between those 2...both blondes. That's about it.

"she's got an adult shaped face...that mean's she what? ugly?"

yes, because it's a MALE adult shaped face.

debisis, no one thinks she looks like a man because she "has a figure, with hips, and she's got an adult shaped face"... she looks like a man because her figure is ENORMOUS with broad shoulders like a man, and her facial structure is strong like a man- notice the jawline. shave her head, take away the fake tits and makeup, and u have her brother- ONLY BIGGER.

that's why.

This is the suit that Buffalo Bill wanted to wear.

You should really get that debisis looked at.

Awww, poor thing has no ass to balance out that gynormous set of shoulders and cilicone chesties. I guess you cant have it all.

Oh, wait. You can........if your Paz Vega.

i would let her do me left handed

I'm sure her "hulkie" said so.
I GUESS THE INCEST-DADDY LOVES THIS SINCE HIS WIFE WAS LOST!!
(he gets horny because of his own daughter.)
THIS WAS THE MAIN REASON OF THEIR DIVORCE!!

She is so Hulk-Holganish...is that a word?

"In China, she would be put to work in the deeps mines farming coals due to her muscular size and her brutal strength she inherited from her dad."

-Chang Woo Lin, a deep mine worker in China.

Somebody should throw this whale back in to the ocean its disgusting. God damn white girl I can see your penis

She isn't a "normal" body, she's an amazon. Most women aren't sporting biceps and gigantic shoulders like that. That's like half man. For her to achieve normal "femininity" it takes a lot of work. She's just so manish. I don't know if she's ugly, but she's deffiantly not womanly. It's like a box shape, with two gigantic fake silicone boobs, a man chin, and just a generally hulking demeanor.

As far as my opinion goes, she's hot, sexy and d@mn good looking and would gladly hook up with her

She looks like a man but she's still much more feminine than your average negro woman.

me too i think she is hot

this daughter of a drug addict and sister of a drunk driving murderer is not very attractive. it's just a dude with two fake tits and a tucked penis.

@ 43

kate, u are so spot-on! i totally agree.

She would be sexy if she didn't have the bone structure of an NFL linebacker

Puleeeeze....she is smokin' hot and all you guys know it. All this bullshit about "oh, she looks like a dude" and othere crap is from punks with shriveled penises who know you would never stand a chance with a true hottie. Go finish wanking off to Lara the Tomb Raider.

oh god i just threw up in my mouth.

@ 40 & 41: hilarious!

Her body is so large that is makes her look like a "pea-head"

- I heard she looks that way because of Hulk's steroid abuse effecting his sperm and making her chromosomes all jacked up ... Although this doesn't explain Nick being such a bitch ...

See, I thought she looked surprisingly good here. Maybe not Hollywood-hot , but she looks healthy, and muscular rather than flabby. We can all poke fun at her for looking 'masculine', but chances are if she has a high percentage of muscles, she'll probably have an easier time than the average keeping fit as she ages, and will probably hold up pretty well. When we're all taking our cholestrol medications and complaining about our stiff joints, etc, and she's out running a marathon, we might change our tune.

Personally, I'd like to go back to ragging on people for their horrid personalities and the stupid things they say, rather than something they can't help like their genetics.

she's 6'1''.... like she asked for those genes

This celebrity spawn also has fake jugs. LOL. I guess she does have a lot of testosterone coursing through her veins.

shit, i feel like a real loser--i think she's pretty hot. in fact, i'd love to spend an afternoon perusing that incredible body.

so what if she's a tall woman! so were susan anton and lynda carter.

i'd just tell her to disrobe and lay down on the bed and say..."look out, hoss, here comes little joe!"

You guys are crazy. She can't help that she's tall. But she looks good in these pics.

All you girls that say she's ugly secretly are jealous. And all you men need to STFU because we all know you're fucking someone that looks waaaaaay worse than Brooke. IF you're getting any at all. LOL.

GOD !!YOU CAN'T HAVE AN OPINIONATED STATEMENT. IF U DON'T LIKE HER, IT HAS TO BE THAT ARE SSOOOOOOOO JEALOUS. OBVIOUSLY !!! GOD!!!! I'M 13 AND APPARENTLY, I'M ALREADY FUCKING SOMEONE~!! WHO'S UGLY!!!!!!! I WANNA GROW UP TO BE A BULKY BLONDE DITZO WITH A FAILED MUSIC CAREER WITH FAKE TITS. BUT SINCE I'M NOT LIKE THAT RIGHT, I *SECRETLY* HATE HER VIA THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW: It's not screaming, it's sarcasm.

@ 60 & 61- You're jealous... and stop SCREAMING so much! Ho!!!

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Joe Jones is hot!!!!!! I digress. She is built like her daddy so she will never a petite thing. She needs to watch what she eats if she wants to keep her figure, then again who doesn't?

Joe Jonas is hot!!!!!! I digress. She is built like her daddy so she will never a petite thing. She needs to watch what she eats if she wants to keep her figure, then again who doesn't?

NO TALENT WANABEE WITH DAD'S MONEY!!! STOP POSTING THIS TALENTLESS BIMBO!!!

she is a curvy big girl with womanly curves, she is hot, no straight guy would turn her down. Britney Spears is someone that looks like a man.

@10: I can totally see your point.

my friend skippy says she has frequent issues with explosive diarrhea from all the junk food she consumes. DO NOT get a 69er going, unless you like sewer chowder.

airbrush out her penis

urghhhh

I would love to suck her toes.

She looks pretty toned to me -__-

She has the worst body type ever and she looks fucking old. She needs to go on a diet fast because nobody likes a fat chick.

Fish, you're missing out on reports that are huge because you take the weekend off. Bernie Mac dies (RIP) and THE OLYMPICS! What the fuck? I would give up my weekends to report on that because that is stuff we want to know! Not bikini pictures, only men want that but you know.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y S o u l m a t e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Brooke Hogan's boobs make my doggy soggy.

Her fake boobs almost make you forget how manishly fugly she is. Almost.

#59 you're completely right. i would LOVEEEE to see what everyone looks like that's posting.

she looks better than most. not the best but not nearly as bad as you guys make her out to be. all she needs to do is lose a little weight...

I love Brooke Hogan~~~She is very popular with beautiful people and wealthy singles at Richromances.com. I guess she gets many winks per day... Good luck! My queen!

That grrl's tittays are badonkadonk!!!

WHAT THE FUCK? FOR REAL THOUGH ALL Y'ALL MAFUCKER'S IS HATERS FROM HELL YO! BROOKE I PRAY TO GOD YOU'RE READING THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. YOUR BODY IS BANGIN,YOUR SKIN IS BEAUTIFUL AS WELL AS YOUR HAIR YOUR FACE AND JUST EVERYTHING. AND SO TO ALL YOU JELOUS ASS OPIONIONATED ASSHOLES(WHICH HEY OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES EVERYBODY HAS ONE AND NO DISRESPECT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOURS, JUST AS I AM ENTITLED TO MINE) BUT BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST OUT RIGHT MEAN, BROOKE'S YOUNG AND HAS HAD A PRETTY ROUGH YEAR, YOUR COMMENTS COULD BE VERY EMOTIONALLY DAMAGING TO HER AS THEY WOULD BE TO PROBABLY ANY PERSON THAT YOUNG. ANY PERSON OF ANY AGE PERIOD. I'M NOT SURE WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE OR IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF A THING CALLED FEELINGS.???????????? SO ANYWAY I REALLY HOPE YOU SOMEHOW READ THIS BROOKE CUZ YOU'RE THE SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU'RE ALSO A VERY TALENTED SINGER AND I' M HIGHLY ANTICIPATING YOU'RE UPCOMING ALBUM! I LOVE YOU GIRL, AND NEVER FORGET UGLY MOTHER FUCKERS HATIN ON YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA MAKE THEM LOOK ANY BETTER!!!! P.S. MY HUSBAND IS WITH ME ON THIS 100% AS WELL. HE THINKS YOU'RE SEXY AS HELL.

amy @ 81

you are a real asshole. trust me on this.

Something is missing... Daddy?

Something is missing... Where is daddy?!

Where is daddy?

Everything about her is manly! Big tough Hulk-jaw, big square Hulk-shoulders...she has the body of a man. Any man attracted to BrookeBitch is clearly attracted to guys like Hulk Hogan. That's what attracts you to Brooke; she's nearly identical to Hulk.

And why is Nick such a sniveling little douchebag, crybaby, snotslinging, whining femm-hulk?

Something became very mixed-up with this family.

Have you seen Brooke Hogan's clitoris?

it looks like a penis!

clitoromegaly!

Hey everyone why does it matter how Brooke looks? Are we gonna win some sort of prize? Are we? Huh? Huh?......that'll be great!!!...This is FUN!!!!.......yeah 4 ppl with no life

I'm tired, I'm gonna go play with my kids and then have sex with my husband. Huh, I wonder if nyone else on this site has a life too?....things to ponder

I'd Tap it.
If I seen her walking at my beach, id be like "Hellllllloooo There"

I get sucked into reading these things on my day off so I can't judge too much. BUT I think we are pretty pathetic if we think that these stars being talked about have time to go on these things and read them. They are bothered enough by the idiot photogaphers flying around them everywhere they go... like flies over poop!
But I have to point out that the ones that are commenting on how ugly these people are.... Are probably sitting at their keyboards with unbrushed hair & teeth.... in need of a good shower and waxing and the need to lose 50+ pounds.
It's easy to tear someone down when we can't see a picture of YOU.
Next time you submit how ugly someone is... look in your own mirror before you push send. If you are one of the beautiful people... or think you are... and are commenting on someone's looks ... how sad that they don't have mirrors for the soul!

Gosh, I agree with Coastalgirl...How sad have we truly become if we have to tear down people like this! Brooke is a human being! She is not perfect, she is not supernatural, nor is she god. Those who can say they are one of the three above...go ahead and post crap about someone else. Otherwise, keep your crap to yourselves. Lets post your not so great days pictures up on this blog and we shall see who looks the best. I say Brooke Hogan looks better than all of us on her worst day! Poor language and nasty comments is usually for those who are uneducated or who have no heart. Give the girl a break. She is truly a beautiful young lady who is trying to just be who she wants to be. So what if she eats junk food....so does Kim Kardashian and she is gorgeous as well. Would you want people to say these things about yourselves if the roles were reversed? Just a thought

Nicki~
Glad to see someone else agrees! I just wish that people would STOP judging. It's so funny.... they say things like Who Cares??? But they didn't just happen on these sites that they go to... they had to make an effort to google it or click on it. And then they attack everyone they can. Who cares? They do!
They must.