Aug 27 2008Britney Spears not scheduled to terrorize this year's VMAs

just keep giving us the occasional pussy shot and we'll keep paying attention to you. That's a good girl.

She actually looks pretty good here. But she is still nuttier than a fruitcake!

Que yeah for ears y eyes!

I had a body much like her's in my day although my ass was flat and my chest was much larger. This may sound unsavory but I would always wear slacks with a heavy emphasis on the "toe" shall we say.
One time I was picked up by a man while lunching and I must have not bathed the previous night because when I pulled my panties and slacks off the crust had gathered deep in my crotch and he saw it. Well that was not one of my more romantic interludes.
Some men do not appreciate natural women.

Oh and perhaps FIRST you dirty little savages!

Her descent into madness has been exquisite.......

Brian Wilson has nothing on this chick.

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#4.........MY KIND OF GIRL.

I appreciate natural and unnatural women. Let's just say I love pussy all around.

So #4, you available anytime soon so I can douche that crust out and then lick it out drop by drop?

#4 would have been first if had not been the longwindedness.

Well, as "disappointed" I am at this "news" I can only pray they invite Heidi Montag to perform. Live. That would make my sandwich right there..

yea the partys over no more pussy shots now that shes looking decent these days!

those two boys are going to have some fun in school, imagine your class mate plastering pictures of your mothers pleasure palace all over the walls...

#7 FRIST..........missed you. Haven't talked to you in a while.

Was looking at your pictures, and I just love the picture of you at work. SOOO SEXY!!!

I don't know if she's off the mood drugs and pissed off with papps or on the mood drugs and so pissed off with the papps.

I agree with 1 btw.

Thanks for giving me some hope, FRIST--I came in here intending to post that the Britney train-wreck potential was the only reason I would have watched in the first place but now, I will pray to the gods that Heidi is invited to perform. Because, one word: AWESOME.

Thank God she's not performing, I'm so sick of this bitch.

I wonder why that guy behind her has a palm tree growing out of his head.

#10 Mike....I hate sarcasm this early in the morning

Wait, no I don't..

Ms. Frist, after examining your ensemble of dysfuncional photos I must say the phrase "longwinded" may mean something different to you and I. For myself it would perhaps imply a general wordiness or inability to express a topic concisely. Is that what you mean dear?
For you and your life that you narcissistically reveal in the pictures of your tired and troubled life as a lower middle class peon I would imagine longwindedness would be a reaction to the food eaten by troubled troglydites such as yourself.

Poor thing.

OH, and do something about the terrible hair dye and gaudy childish lipstick.
At your age is is time to grow up dear!! We are not teenagers anymore. Or perhaps did chemicals arrest our states or awareness? Open new doors while closing others perhaps?

Poor dear.

#15, FRIST, no sarcasm here on my part. I seriously think you are hot. I am soooo in love with you.

I wish I could claim that I came up with this, but I didn't:

Catfish Eyes.

wow, you guys really are able to conclude all that from those pictures? love the internet!

#4 is gross!

But I'll ask everyone. Which would you rather preform at the VMA's, Brittney Spears or Heidi Hoe Montag's. Personally Brittney has way more talent. I'd much rather her get up there then Heidi!

She's starting to look hitable again

Thank #16, you just proved my point...yada yada, blah blah blah, I don't even read past the first 5 words, but I'm sure you went on and on about trees and flowers and such..

#22 FRIST, don't worry about #16.

You are still my cutie pie. Still in love with you no matter what.

wow, she's looking a bit middle aged. that's what kids and coffee will do to you.

Isn't the internet great? It allows us to insult perfect strangers without any repercussions.

A pity to be in the thrall of early middle age and be so bitter.

Mr. Mike, it seems symptomatic ot the internet to be filled with so many lonely types such as yourself. How can you be in love with someone when all that you know them by is comments they make about nonsense? Don't they have women in real life where you live?
Send me a pic by the way and perhaps you and I could get together. I would imagine that I would be far more energetic and entertaining than someone advertising their "medicatedness".

#26 I don't need your pity, FYI been bitter my whole life thanks..

Why are you obsessing?

She's just one big neck with a Marilyn Manson head on top.

#27, why don't you give me an e-mail to send the picture. Perhaps you and I can work on that crust in your vagina, I may able to moisten it with some type of "CREAM".

Thirty-first!

29 - thats random and incorrect.

Poor Frist! Bitter her whole life! I hope she can afford the supply of tissues (although I would imagine someone in her station sobs and blows her nose on her longs sleeves - the full shirts with skulls on the front).
I can see why you are so bitter dear, but try to make the best of it sweety as looks are not everything.
Looks are merely the single most defining aspect of a person's humanity.
Keep your chins up and try to fake a smile at least for the sake ot others.

OH and please do something about that loud horrid noise on your personal glory page dear, it is as annoying as it is juvenile.

Michael sweetheart, I would otherwise entertain your lovely notion but would hate to spoil Frist's one and only chance at true love given to her for the scant amount of time before she becomes a lonely 40 year old woman.
Call her up like a good doll and try to at least fuck some of the bitterness out of her!

(I wonder if a good douching would clean our some of her "bitterness?")

It always seems like she can't even comprehend information or communicate with the world around her, but if she ever got back to how she looked circa 2001, I'd probably sell my soul to Satan himself to fuck her in the ass.

@#33: I think you have mistakenly equated Frist with someone who gives a shit what you think.

this is the best i've seen her look in a LONG time.

To literarycritic: are we so without our own life that we live the life of another?
The pathetic defend the pathological how sweet!

(I hope I didn't send our girl off onto a self-reflecting manic/depressive (or do we call this bipolar now?) binge of substance abuse)

Don't be bitter kids, though life is agonizingly short and essentially meaningless, do try to make the most of the worst! Ta ta!

Most overrated "celebrity" ever.

The skin on her face looks like dogshit was smeared on it right before the base was applied.

I also can't wait to see what sort of songs this "comeback" is going to produce, since the well of "teenage sex pot for attention whoring and egotistical meanderings" angle has been pretty much drained dry.

Hannah Montana is the new "pop princess" in waiting and britney is a running joke with a bad punchline.

#20....Why make us select one? If MTV has taught us one thing it has taught that all celebrity hell is possible...duet !

But what could they do...Smack My Bitch Up maybe...

@#38: Defending Frist? Hardly. More like mocking you. Why would you bother to spend a dozen multi-paragraph posts insulting someone over their MySpace page? Now that's what I call "pathetic."

literarycritc, I would love for you to attempt to "mock" sweetums! And yes dear, you were indeed defending your little (or big) friend. Not that there is anything wrong with it excpet why would you make it your business to be concerned over what a lady says to a a hmmm femalish devil worshipping person?

Perhaps we should pick up a few books or tools and find something else to do with our little minds, honey.

Bye for now darlings.

she really looks rough.ALLLL that $, she could get her complexion taken care of. man she just isnt that beauitful pop star anymore:( how sad. she was so cute.

She won't be performing? The world breathes a collective sigh of relief.

Eugh. quick where's the magazine cover airbrush when she needs it, oh but y'know, I guess the sychophantic love her/hate her tabloids will still give us another denial based "wow she's back" garbage story.?

Diet and new body can't help this skeeze. She's just flat out ugly. I guess squeezing out some redneck puppies puts the smack down on your face too if you're a Spears. She's just plain ugly. Give me a picture of her from a few years ago and that's definitely spankable.

Looking great Britney! The style of your jeans, with the pockets on the front which would normally be on the back, look so good hugging your hips. The white top is a nice compliment to show off your goods, yet still do it in a conservative fashion.

Randal

give her a fucking break already, she's obviously getting her shit together and your stupid jokes are no longer relevant. move on.

#4, damn you. You made me throw up in my mouth......................

What an unattractive girl. There's really nothing she could do to disguise her trashiness.

She's really a pretty girl but GAH! WTF is up with her make-up? Maybe she should go w/o while she's working on improving her complexion.

Christ! Somebody cut this poor girl some slack!

She has a mental illness and has done a remarkable job of getting control of it and her life in general. This is no easy task coming from someone who has been down a similar road. Contrary to what narrow minded dumb-shits think, mental illness is not a personality flaw or a choice. It is a valid illness that can strike anyone with a genetic predisposition just like cancer, lukemia or heart disease.

Think (if that is possible): Your brain is a part of your body that is vunerable to illness like any other organ that is in any other part your body.

Google Bipolar Disorder and see if you can educate yourselves. No wait, I guess "firsting" each other with incoherent, perverted sentence fragments is a much more intelligent way of spending your time.

Because of her behavior due to this illness Britney will always be trash talk fodder for losers that sit behind their computer screens all day, hitting refresh to see the next unentertaining, unfounded slam this site can fabricate.

For those saying she's fat, trashy and ugly...checked a mirror lately?

#43 Khunt.....you won every round

Fat, talentless whore should be spending time raising her kids, instead of candle shopping looking for something to cover the stench of cheetos, cigarette smoke and random sperm stains.

#53, shouldn't you be in your support group right now?

I think she's neither nuts nor insane, yeah it's highly probable that she's fucking with everyone including her family and media. She's fucking sane but
pretending to be nuts. She's kinda having fun and laughing her ass off at the
people who takes her behaviours seriously..The girl just wanna have fun,she
lives for it!

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be sure: ONLY FAGGOTS and LOSERS want to see her.
There aren't much though.
..............................THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR AMERICA!!

You idiots are so busy being disgusting that you failed to notice that her jeans are ON BACKWARDS.....time to increase your meds, Britney....

The whole Spears thing is getting ridiculous. i'm so tired of hearing about her yet I cannot take my eyes off. For gods sake,I even took this quiz about her and there was stuff I didn't even know: http://www.mydailymoment.com/app/quiz/userquiz/takequiz/81 . It'll never end.

#56-

HA! Support group...that was a good one. So much thought you must have put into that.

It really wasn't a good insult as there is nothing wrong with groups or any kind of therapy if someone needs it. Luckily I am beyond that stage, highly functional and successful at this point in my life.

Please don't wear that color of lipstick anymore, you need a soft pink or natural color....it ages you and makes you look like an old lady!