Aug 13 2008Britney Spears allowed to give interviews now

Vapid twit.

She is looking kinda sorta normal, It can't last can it?

If this actually IS first, y'all need to type faster!

Her album's more urban? Aww yeah, Shorty! Britney From The Block! This is how she rides!

I be illin'. No seriously, I made myself sick.

She's writing every day? Right there at the piano? Does that translate to she sits there and sings stuff that somebody else it writing, while somebody else is playing the piano?

Dude give the girl a break!!

She dumped off her two little boys like trash bags, now she can focus on her career...

Britney is the bomb.
This is amazing that she is opening up again and working again.
becoming an amazing mother pop star!!!!
Shes my idol, my inspiration, and my favorite hollywood star EVERRRR

Other than Sean and Jaden who i adore!!!!
THey are sooo cute

She makes me sick. The more everyone talks about her, the more money she makes though.

#8 -

Dear Amanda -

You are a douche.

Sincerely,

The rest of us.

"Writing"?, "piano"?, this trained monkey can't even dress if she's not told how. I'm all for her recovering and living like a normal person but trying to subject us to the torture of more soulless, mindless, repetitive songs is too much, Madonna is already doing a great job at destroying music.

#10 - We should have Brit put those words to music.

"I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood."

Well they're off to a phenomenal start on that...

can we dress her up in a Lara Croft outfit for her next interview and front kick photo shoot?

Wow...she actually looks....gulp....good!! I'd take a roll in the hay with her any day!!

SHUT UP FISH-ASS!

You can't stand that Britney is doing great, but she is.

And YOU are stilll an A-HOLE!

Praying for mimi.

If no-one buys the mag or her music or anything else she's involved in then it might go away. Let's give it ago.

LEAVE HER ALONE! WAAHHH!! You mess with her, you're gonna have to mess with me! (Masacara runs more) WAAHHH!!

Here's the unedited version...

On not wanting her boys to go into showbiz:
"Of course I want them to go into show business. Mommy's countin' on livin' offen tell-all books when she's older, just like Gramma does now."

On Jamie Lynn's pregnancy:
"I warned that little shit. I says, Jamie Lynn, if you wanna help your career, go on and sex up your producer. (Oh dang! Did I say that out loud?)
What I meant was, "If you're gonna sleep with your boyfriend..."
make sure you use one of them rubber thingies. Both times I let Kevin put his man-Cheeto in me without one, I got real fat. And not the Starbucks Frappuccino kinda fat, oh no. The kind where a baby pops out."

On her new album:
"When they finish writing it for me, they're going to pay some radio stations to play it. Then I get to go on TV and pretend to sing along with the music."

is she still walking around with those chin-ples...

i don't care what people say, she is looking much better these days and I want me a piece of her roast beef

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiLSNpHdulw&feature=related
kind of playing the piano

#10, thank you. I couldn't have put it better myself. Twitney Spears an inspiration? Best one I've heard all week.

"This is my best work ever."

24 posts so far, and no one has jumped on this gem?

Cinnabon is probably the solution to a lot things, if people gave it a chance.

Stop judging Britney people. She is talent! I am so glad that Britney has joined Richromances.com and continue her journey to new love~~~

"I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room... This is my best work ever."
"Bullshit" is not a strong enough word to address either of those statements.

News flash: Britney gives interview, successfully is able to parrot three different ideas.

Well, just like the fans say, this is definite proof that Britney can memorize three things (if not four).

Hey, it's a start.

She's upright (more or less), she is (kinda) talking to people, the chemicals in her blood have (more or less) reached a balance, and if you squint just right, she looks normal (from a distance).

So, everything's great! Britney's back to normal! And doing her best work ever (that means lip-syncing to the new tunes that someone else wrote).

But her only comment is, "Are we going to stop for snacks on the way home."

"I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood."

i'm sorry, is she missing some words here? as usual, she make NO sense.

and has anyone seen the cover to this issue? fish, you need to post it because it's a big ole mess.

Is she also allowed to SHIT alone now?

OMG! Y'ALL SHE LOOKS BLOATED! BUT THAT IS OKAY UZ SHE BRITTNEY!!! KAY Y'ALL VOTE FOR MY SEXY OBAMA FOR 08 PRESIDENT!!! HE'S HOT!! THANKS!!!!! VOTE!!!!

I think she looks awesome. Her hair is getting longer (even though she is wearing extensions). She is thinner. It seems she is getting her life together and she is not bat shit crazy anymore. And who cares that she does not have custody of her kids. There are millions of great fathers out there with only partial custody and do we call them losers? No. Its such a double standard when the mother does not have full custody. People automatically assume the mother is terrible. Give the girl a break. She had a mental breakdown.

"Don't Click Me Errrr - August 13, 2008 1:04 PM

She makes me sick. The more everyone talks about her, the more money she makes though."

so... are you talking because you love her or are you talking just because you're stupid? give her a break like jimmy's said. go on britney, you'll make it. everyone talks about it, even when it's bad, they just talk. keep on show and keep on mom's stage.

you're all an ass-hole. let her leave her life for god sake. that's why you dont like her, because you cant stand the success she's having even after all the dramas in her life. so, it's enough now. give her a break