Aug 7 2008Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas washing her car the way God intended: in a bikini
Here's pics of The Bachelorette star DeAnna Pappas in a bikini washing her car with fiancee Guy ThatShouldGetOutOfTheFreakingFrameSeriously. Is this really news? Is DeAnna Pappas even a celebrity? Are bikinis the answer to world peace? These questions and more that I probably won't answer later today on The Superficial. Also, penis jokes! Stay tuned.
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Reader Comments
1. combustion8 - August 7, 2008 1:32 PM
shes fat
2. Carlos - August 7, 2008 1:32 PM
Who the hell is this girl?????????
3. YesAndNo - August 7, 2008 1:33 PM
he looks like a douche.
4. Racer X - August 7, 2008 1:34 PM
Who?
5. Mike Oxbhig - August 7, 2008 1:34 PM
Ill bet she likes gangsta dark meat, of the left wing variety.
GROSS!!!
6. Paolo Maldini - August 7, 2008 1:37 PM
This is a hot girl.
7. Really? - August 7, 2008 1:37 PM
This bitch has a Maserati?
8. homey - August 7, 2008 1:37 PM
shes ugly
9. hmm - August 7, 2008 1:38 PM
she has below average everything. kinda cute face.
10. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 7, 2008 1:41 PM
she was pretty annoying on the show
11. Deacon Jones - August 7, 2008 1:42 PM
Wow, this bitch packed on the pounds since the show.
Dude, get rid of her, you havent even married her self-righteous religious ass yet.
12. snarky - August 7, 2008 1:44 PM
6 - your name explains your comment. this girl doesn't have a body and she is wearing a skirt because she knows this.
13. combustion8 - August 7, 2008 1:51 PM
just proves greek bitches are ugly.
14. Ldub - August 7, 2008 1:53 PM
Umm, and how does she have a maserati?
15. toolboy - August 7, 2008 1:54 PM
#7-
you beat me to it....
16. norton - August 7, 2008 1:55 PM
@14 - I was thinking the same thing. Anyone have input? Is there some serious money in reality TV making a complete ass out of yourself?
17. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - August 7, 2008 2:09 PM
Preggers
18. don - August 7, 2008 2:10 PM
#14- she probably fucked some guy in a walker to get that.
19. Grover Cleveland - August 7, 2008 2:12 PM
The Maserati is just a rip off of the Buik LaCross....just take a look at both of them online'
20. Zorba The Greek - August 7, 2008 2:14 PM
She's got good birthing hips. We like our Baklava tight like this.
21. sixpack - August 7, 2008 2:15 PM
The days of "your car is impressive" ended when the 24 month lease came out. I highly doubt it's hers.
22. Ted Mosby - August 7, 2008 2:15 PM
I wonder if she buffs and waxes?
23. Really? - August 7, 2008 2:15 PM
# 19 - I think you have that backwards. The Buick ripped off the Maserati.
24. havoc - August 7, 2008 2:21 PM
She should seriously wear shoes. All the time.....
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25. Who's Horny? - August 7, 2008 2:31 PM
I wonder what her twat looks like. Oh, there it is, standing next to her wearing swimming trunks and flip flops
26. RichPort - August 7, 2008 2:36 PM
I just suds up the inside of my zipper. I love Maseratis. What's that thing washing it?
#25 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
27. BaconRain - August 7, 2008 2:37 PM
Hey a no name chick in a bikini on the superficial. Go figure
28. Sam - August 7, 2008 2:40 PM
Better make a really big wedding cake...
29. Sell Porn Make Money - August 7, 2008 2:49 PM
At least she is in a bikini, but this isn't post worthy.
30. Fumus - August 7, 2008 2:50 PM
pics 1 and 7 tell the real story...and that story is about Doritos and Häagen-Dazs; in other words she's a large Marge.
31. Karen - August 7, 2008 2:52 PM
Best part is that she's sucking in her gut so hard she has to talk while inhaling, but still, when she bends over the car her gut hangs out.
32. the funky beaner - August 7, 2008 2:57 PM
#14 the question should be, if she can afford a maserati why is she washing it herself, in a bikini, at a carwash? Can you say cheap publicity? I can. They are doing it for CHEAP PUBLICITY. I don't even know these people and I am personally shamed and embarassed by the lameness of it.
33. Who's Horny? - August 7, 2008 2:57 PM
Well, to be honest, she's cute enough (to drop a load in), but to think that she and that Douche Captain are still in the spotlight, for whatever reason, is a shame
34. kent - August 7, 2008 2:59 PM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club """""""C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m""""""", I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a hot man for hook ups.
35. ktb - August 7, 2008 2:59 PM
Gross! Notice the twat (thanks 25) shaves his chest. Double gross!!
36. Jim - August 7, 2008 3:01 PM
She's the girl you start hitting on an hour and a half before last call.
37. steve - August 7, 2008 3:08 PM
Originally the show arranged to have her hand out chocolate roses but for some reason they kept disappearing.
38. Who's Horny? - August 7, 2008 3:09 PM
I don't know if I'd want to waste any of the 90 minutes before last call, but I'd certainly try to see how far $20 would get me
39. Plastic Sturgeon - August 7, 2008 3:16 PM
I don't know which is more disturbing: the fact that this lazy ho has a Maserati or that her photos are posted on this site.
I had the misfortune of watching that crap show once. She bring the word ego-centric to a whole other level. Plus she is barely good looking, unsophisticated and three cheetos away from being fat.
Keep up the good work Superfish.
~rolls eyes~
40. RichPort - August 7, 2008 3:20 PM
Who washes their car on the way to the beach? Oh right, these two douches.
41. SuperG - August 7, 2008 3:31 PM
#25...TOUCHE'
Thanks for a much needed "laugh out loud" moment!
42. Mitch Haase - August 7, 2008 3:53 PM
This is a fat bitch getting fatter by the minute. Big gut, big thighs and a classic pear shape body. She's lucky she can get a date but I'm sure the car helps in that department.
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43. Fat Chicks Suck - August 7, 2008 4:05 PM
She's definitely chunky. She needs to lose about 20 pounds.
44. ahol - August 7, 2008 4:12 PM
she is really scrubbing her black maserati with one of those dirt and gravel filled brushes? i won't even wash my honda with those. what an idiot.
45. blotthatshit - August 7, 2008 4:28 PM
next time just show the whole car...rather look at that then these two
46. Boggled - August 7, 2008 5:22 PM
Wow. Her stomach gets softer and flabbier every time she goes publicity whoring.
As noted, nobody with a Maserati would wash it with these low grade, public-use tools.
47. Boggled - August 7, 2008 5:23 PM
Why is this guy with such a hideous chick?
The guy is ripped.
The girl has a fat stomach, giant hips, super fat thighs, and small tits.
Most chicks as far as her would have D cups by now.
That just means as she gets fatter, her tits will stay small. Lose.
48. j - August 7, 2008 5:32 PM
She needs to check her gut!
49. iluvcrayons - August 7, 2008 5:49 PM
To the people who are saying she's fat,
You probably weigh at least 20 more pounds than she does, so go and suck down another double cheeseburger. Would you like to supersize that?
50. Jamie's Uterus - August 7, 2008 6:33 PM
Are they the brunette Heidi and Spencer? This is a complete photo op set up! That car ain't hers either. They are probably both employees of the car wash....
I saw a little of this 'relationship' on the Bachelorette. She is a screaming, obnoxious self centered high maintenance bitch. This poor guy better run fast, and dump this train wreck. Haven't we had enough with that horrific Trista and that dopey Ryan? Now, we have these 2. Yuck.
51. Kingsley Amis - August 7, 2008 6:35 PM
How does this dirt-hag have a Maserati?
52. monkeyfightclub - August 7, 2008 6:39 PM
I was hoping someone would get in that car and run them both over.
53. cranky - August 7, 2008 6:54 PM
I'd eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.
54. _ - August 7, 2008 11:29 PM
Fatty Cachatty. What a thickie.
Why the fuck would someone with a Maserati be washing their own car?
55. lsmith - August 8, 2008 2:12 AM
So, they took the money and bought a Maserati........that's smart?? Not!
56. Sahn - August 8, 2008 3:02 AM
She's got the stomach of a mom who didn't work out after giving birth, and he shaves his chest. I hope they get in a car wreck and the Maserati's air bags fail.
57. Janine - August 8, 2008 4:47 AM
Damn, Jessie looks good enough to eat! She made such a good choice with him, he rocks.
BTW, Thanks for posting pics of a hot GUY for once, jackass.
58. Drunkman - August 8, 2008 7:19 AM
#1 You're a fucking moron.
#3 You're 100% right this guy reeks of douchery.
This chick was on that bachelorette right? Isn't being hot and rich a prerequisite for being on that show? Maybe that's how she owns a Maserati...
59. Lulu - August 8, 2008 9:37 AM
The loser next to her is the "snowboarder pro (?) - translation: unemployed-and-trying-to-find-himself-but-gonna-live-off-a-sugar-mama" - she picked from the group of man-whores on that stupid show. I'm sure this is the first time he's even washed a Maserati, let alone sat his beach bum ass in one. And I 100% agree with #54 - nobody with a Maserati washes his/her own car! Besides - you can tell this is a "photo op" since she is in fully trannylicious makeup for a day at the beach. No normal chick does that! There - now I'm done!
60. WOMCP - August 8, 2008 9:41 AM
she looks like she's afraid of the goddamn water! H2O bitch!
61. patrick - August 8, 2008 10:48 AM
Is that blood on the grille? No wonder she's in such a hurry to get that thing washed. There's a hobo outside some club wearing tire tracks.
62. patrick - August 8, 2008 10:48 AM
Is that blood on the grille? No wonder she's in such a hurry to get that thing washed. There's a hobo outside some club wearing tire tracks.
63. Stroker - August 8, 2008 1:24 PM
Her feet must be so dirty from this that she needs my tongue to lick them clean.
64. gerard Vandenberg - August 8, 2008 1:27 PM
.........................SHE MAY CLEAN MY BIKE!!
65. Babycakes - August 8, 2008 2:15 PM
Chick needs to hit the gym. I can't believe she lets it hang out like that. yecchh
66. natale - August 8, 2008 3:22 PM
It's so sad how insecure people are. Millions of people in America are obese and you call this petite woman FAT? Stop being so hard on each other and start minding your own business. Start tending to your own FAT flabs and then talk. Just throwin it out there losers.
67. Smarter Than You - August 9, 2008 12:16 AM
Buick is to Maserati as Lindsay Lohan is to Meryl Streep.
68. Curlie - August 18, 2008 5:58 PM
The Bachelorette must be paying a lot of $ ...and who the dries their Maserati with a paper towel!?
69. gigi - August 27, 2008 11:43 AM
so THIS is the photo-op?? wtf...... Jesse's body is absolutely beautiful tho... she's lucky she ended up with him....