Aug 15 2008Amy Winehouse still walks among the living
A surprisingly immune to overdose Amy Winehouse went on her daily drinking binge last night and in the process managed to assault an innocent bystander. Apparently an older woman was concerned for Amy's health and stopped to talk to her. Fearing that her drugs might be in danger, Amy's survival instincts kicked in, according to The Sun:
Amy lashed out at the middle-aged woman – giving her a hard slap and screaming: “Let f***ing go of me, d***head.”
As she walked away, Amy carried on shouting at her victim, calling her a “f***ing bitch”.
Amy then quickly scaled a fire escape where she attempted to breast feed a bag of crack. British authorities are calling it "the most heinous act of terror since that time Amy peed on a fire hydrant."
Thanks to Helena who reminds everyone that Amy Winehouse won't enter your house unless you invite her in. Also, she can't cross bodies of water so, HA, England! In your face!

Reader Comments
1. Natedog - August 15, 2008 4:19 PM
She needs a bath.
2. Barak Obama - August 15, 2008 4:21 PM
I'd rather look at Selma Blair in a bikini than this freak.
Vote democrat if you think you need to pay more taxes.
3. Cash - August 15, 2008 4:22 PM
I wonder how much worse she looks without the wig? For her to wear something that hideous and consider it an improvement over her normal looks, she must be god awful ugly with regular hair.
4. Obvious - August 15, 2008 4:27 PM
crackhead
5. Venom - August 15, 2008 4:31 PM
She looks semi-fuckable here.......
6. Where's Darkwing Duck? - August 15, 2008 4:33 PM
What happened to her face?
Nice boobs though.
7. Deacon Jones - August 15, 2008 4:34 PM
Well,,,,she does look tanner since she bought the tanning booth, I guess I can give her that.
Pic 6 she DOES look like a fucking zombie
8. meska - August 15, 2008 4:39 PM
woot cant wait till she finally dies...THEN the party can start
9. steve - August 15, 2008 4:39 PM
The Day-walker must be vanquished!
10. JPRichardson - August 15, 2008 4:43 PM
She doesn't look like a vampire or zombi. Those guys are cool and classy. She looks more like an agonizing clochard who just woke up from under the bridge where she lives, after drinking two bottles of cheap booze and eating the remains of a dead dog.
That's how she looks.
11. norton - August 15, 2008 4:53 PM
She looks incredibly healthy. Unshaven legs, leather skin, blotchy face, black fingernails from the pipe, and bruised knuckles.
This folks, is what you get when you mix a low class scumbag and money.
12. HelioMobile - August 15, 2008 4:54 PM
She looks like a Tranny.
13. Ed Castillo - August 15, 2008 4:56 PM
I'd do lines off her chest.
14. Mike - August 15, 2008 5:00 PM
Call me a freak, but out of sheer curiousity, I'd hit it. I might cut my penis off afterwards, that is, if I get to it before it just falls off!
15. Becky - August 15, 2008 5:03 PM
in pic 3 - is that a little bag of white powder stuffed in her bra?? or just stuffing??
16. rough daddy - August 15, 2008 5:10 PM
does she bathe? i dont even want to think of what her creamy twinky smells like....
17. dirt chicken - August 15, 2008 5:18 PM
Ugh. That is the most disgusting, vile piece of trash that I have ever laid eyes on. Excuse me while I go puke ...
18. holyfuck - August 15, 2008 5:22 PM
Anyone who hangs out with this chick is a shitbag by association.
19. Vince Lombardi - August 15, 2008 5:31 PM
ZOMBIE ALERT! Where's Simon Pegg when you need him!?
20. Lola - August 15, 2008 5:33 PM
Shit I saw the fucking video of her slapping the woman... What the hell is going on with people allowing this bitch do basically assault them? I mean i understand being mad at someone for touching you but this woman meant no harm at all.... And that slap was hard as shit... If Amy Crackhouse was human and had feelings in her hands, she would have felt her hand tingling from slapping that woman.
Enough is enough. Someone needs to run over this piece of shit and just kill her already. It's obvious her parents are milking her of her money because they can't take the time out to sit their daughter down and beat some sense into her. Look at her... She looks like a piece of trash that should be in the morgue or in a gutter dead... UGH
21. LaraCroftsmole - August 15, 2008 5:35 PM
god the fake tits even on whinehouse now. She is such a disgrace makes me embarrassed to be a Londoner.
22. mimi - August 15, 2008 5:39 PM
I am praying really hard for this goddess of soul and song and all you people do is make things worse. Why? What good does it do? Does it make you feel any better or satisfy some sick perversion?
For my sake please stop it.
23. Lola - August 15, 2008 5:43 PM
Mimi, I think everyone has prayed for Amy... She's really talented but she's a sick sick woman. The time to feel bad for her is done with... Now all I can think about are those poor innocent people she continues to verbally and physically assault. She's a famous person and if she didn't want the fame, she shoulda taken her azz to rehab. It's sad such a talented woman with a wonderful voice can basically kill herself in front of the world and nothing seems to be done.
24. mimi - August 15, 2008 5:46 PM
Fuck you and all of you Lola or Lowlife whatever. Why don't you douche your whore hole in a vat of acid ???
I'm done.
Amy is God.
25. Ted from LA - August 15, 2008 6:04 PM
Praying for mimi and Amy. They both scare me a lot.
26. gio - August 15, 2008 6:09 PM
@22 I disagree! Amy is not that great. Sharon Jones who sings with Amy's band, is a far better singer than Winehouse. It's just that Sharon's 50, black, and doesn't have the Ronettes beehive and the whole Billie Holiday self-destructo backstory to promote the act. Winehouse is just OK. Listen to Baby Washinton if you can find it. That's who Amy tries to imitate, with debatable success.
Amy will never be able to sustain her voice. Think "Janis Joplin". If JJ had not died so tragically young, she most likely would also have had a short career because she'd almost completely destroyed her vocal chords by guzzling Southern Comfort , smoking and shooting smack.
27. iamcaptainmorgan - August 15, 2008 6:12 PM
Anyone remember the ad with the "This is drugs...this is your brain on drugs." ad with the egg and the frying pan? I hear they are updating that with putting Amy's face on the egg. But they can't use a gas stove...the egg is flamable even with her emblazened image upon it (the booze and drugs are that powerful).
Young ladies, this woman is a great example of what NOT to aspire to.
28. hollywood_hillbilly - August 15, 2008 6:22 PM
First time I have seen track marks, I always suspected. The problem with doing speedballs, besides the dying thing, is that you can't feel it when you miss or transfix the vein.
29. Kathi - August 15, 2008 7:52 PM
GOD!! I think I just threw up in my mouth!! And she is famous....why? I think I should get an office pool going as to how soon she will die from an overdose or lung disease...or whatever else she has....big bucks to be had!!
30. Camel Toe - August 15, 2008 8:02 PM
The ugliest bitch on planet Earth. Period. It must not breed.
31. The Regulator - August 15, 2008 8:04 PM
I don't think her skin color is just the result of a fake tan...looks like fake tan mixed with jaundice because her liver is failing. Dumb bitch.
32. grotesque - August 15, 2008 8:08 PM
# 5 what the fuck is wrong with you?!
This thing has NO TALENT and looks fucking disgusting..
33. Crux the Magic Dragon - August 15, 2008 9:03 PM
From the looks of things, Mitch still hasn't found who spiked Amy's drink!!!! Stop spiking her drink, you meanie!
Gio, you rawk.
34. netstarman - August 15, 2008 9:23 PM
She looks like a turd that needs a second courtesy flush. Every time she slaps someones a crack dealer looses his wings. I wonder if there's a mantra for Amy "Man Jaw" Wino.
35. amywhat? - August 15, 2008 9:31 PM
I just want to know why her hands are ALWAYS filthy dirty.....can someone explain?
36. Dick Hurtz - August 15, 2008 9:58 PM
This thing needs to fall off the planet! if you assholes would stop taking pictures and writing articles about her we'd never have to see this ugly creature amongst us...fuck she's gross this site is awesome except when you all put this shit on here where no one could give two shits
37. 0bservant - August 15, 2008 10:23 PM
Congratulations Amy - You're still retarded
38. RichPort ( Is Gay ) - August 15, 2008 10:40 PM
Jesus fucking Christ! Even I wouldn't tap that, and believe me when I say that the number of young, other-than-supersized, women that I wouldn't fuck is extraordinarily small. Even McCain remembers how to count that high, if you catch him right after a nap.
39. oshkoshb'goshdamngosh - August 15, 2008 10:59 PM
She's the single most beautiful elegant woman on this planet.
Oops, did I say elegant? I meant elephant.
Elephant paw.
40. Javid - August 15, 2008 11:25 PM
1.) I think there's a rock in her right nostril.
2.) Who the fuck would wanna hold her hand.
41. H - August 16, 2008 12:43 AM
I think if we could just cut off her entire head and replace it with someone else's head, someone with a normal face/hair, she would be pretty attractive.
42. J - August 16, 2008 12:58 AM
if you watch the video, the woman clearly grabbed her arm and held onto it as amy was walking by her; that woman had no right to touch her in the first place. Amy needs to get better body guards - i'm not saying i'd react the way she did, but i certainly wouldn't want a stranger grabbing hold of my arm trying to get me to stop and listen to whatever the hell she thought was so important to say.
43. kevtha - August 16, 2008 1:37 AM
c'mon guys, she's come a long way from the amy winehouse only a year ago. look at her progress, rehab did wonders...
44. Beastman AIDS - August 16, 2008 2:12 AM
holyshit.
45. windy - August 16, 2008 4:55 AM
Winehouse??What a talent and horrible girl! Especially, eyes' make up is ugly. Anyway, I enjoy her voice~~~ And I am so glad she posted some normal photos at a celebrity site richromances.com where she looks not bad.
46. Narcissist - August 16, 2008 5:08 AM
What's with all the nasty ballerina shoes?
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48. christopher walken - August 16, 2008 9:47 AM
just fucking die already..sheesh. is there any other reason that this zombie still has a pulse other than all the drugs running thru her veins?
the problem with these no-talent "celebs" is people with absolutely no taste in music buy her shit and give her drug money to keep on keeping on...its amazing that the homeless community hasnt taken her in as one of their own..she already has the clothes and "bag-lady" wig.
49. Bob Barker - August 16, 2008 10:30 AM
Kill her. Now.
50. gerard Vandenberg - August 16, 2008 11:15 AM
HURRY UP NOW!!
Or you need a little help from my friends?
51. michele - August 16, 2008 11:57 AM
I feel really bad for her. Look at her, she knows what she is doing to herself. And yet she keeps on doing it... Like she wants to die. I find it really sad.
52. She's a fake mass marketed for the common whore - August 16, 2008 12:18 PM
I am not really sure what the mindset is of those who have more than a passing interest in this abomination would be. She sings poorly and is wholly unoriginal.
I wonder what percentage of those same people listen to classical music and progressive jass would be? (I would imagine miniscule)
53. Mick Crisler - August 16, 2008 3:00 PM
Wino, in a word, scuzzy....
54. my comment - August 16, 2008 3:03 PM
What gets me are the discolorations of her skin. She's taken on a orange-ish cadaver tone. Particularly in the elbow, hand and leg regions.
55. iamcaptainmorgan - August 16, 2008 4:12 PM
I look at that and all I can hear is this phrase from the old Mortal Kombat games: "Finish Her!"
56. YoYo - August 16, 2008 5:18 PM
Has anyone noticed how this idiot can't afford some new fucking shoes! ugh!
57. mimi - August 16, 2008 5:23 PM
praying for Amy
58. TheForecastMachine - August 16, 2008 5:55 PM
Disgusting. Simply disgusting.
59. so much betta - August 16, 2008 7:44 PM
amy winehouse is the white woman of all the white supremicists dreams. here's your white superiority! sexxxy!
60. noel - August 16, 2008 11:13 PM
Destitute horse
61. Ted from LA - August 17, 2008 2:53 AM
Praying for mimi and wishing she'd come blow me while we wait for her prayers for Amy to come true. Just sayin' mimi.
Alright, mimi, on a more serious note, Amy is in big fucking trouble. Look at these photos. If you really care about her, it is time to drop the fake "praying" bullshit. Go grab her by the hair and force her into treatment. She needs to go back to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes.
62. Gomez - August 17, 2008 7:03 AM
"praying for Amy"
LMAO!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Earth to mimi...
Haven't you noticed? The more you pray for her, the worse she gets. You might as well break out your book of black magic and cast spells. LMAO! Prayer, VooDoo, Witchcraft, Wizardry, Black Magic, Demons, Devils, more Prayer...You wouldn't happen to be a member of the Adams Family, would you?
63. mimi (annoyed) - August 17, 2008 2:34 PM
Maybe if we could all be positve and repectful of an enormously talented person for a change. This girl is the greatest star to ever shine in the musical firmament and her light is fading. Why can't we all ask God what we may not be doing right to keep our angel here on this world and not to be taken from us to soon?
64. jhg - August 17, 2008 2:55 PM
I'd hit that
65. Just Dick - August 17, 2008 3:23 PM
Scariest human EVER.
66. toodles - August 17, 2008 4:56 PM
Laaame & dull comments thus far I must point out. So anyone curious who the underage looking black girl is and what do they want us to think by walking with there hands connected by a painfully naive looking young woman? The man holding her hand looks like he just did an 8-ball!
67. mimi - August 17, 2008 10:16 PM
I give up on you scum bags. I'm going to lube up my dildo now while listening to Amy's music. Love to all, you mother fuckers!
68. incest_trailer_trash - August 17, 2008 10:47 PM
inbred dirty @ss trash. candidate for the jerry springer show with the rest of yall dirty @ss m-f'ers! be proud!
69. The Ghost of Lady Di says... - August 17, 2008 11:07 PM
Amy would be one fuckin wild night of sex, drugs and all holes open for service, no waiting...Excellent.
Oh, and Laracroftsmole...anyone from London needs to be ashamed. Period.
70. Me One - August 18, 2008 5:24 AM
EEEEUUUUW, SHES UGLY!!!!
71. Who is Jerry Springer? - August 18, 2008 6:13 AM
Why is there a show that makes mostly white people look like the lowest form of scum on the earth and why do people find this in the least entertaining? What the fuck is going on in this country and who is behind this shit? Is this type of disgusting shit actually good for our nation?
Many shows on tv our laden with mindless slap stick vulgarity. Who the fuck are the people that produce this garbage?
72. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - August 18, 2008 7:04 AM
Remember when her hair was temporarily blond earlier in the year? That was her real hair as there was no weave, wonder if she will make the year out alive?
73. steve - August 18, 2008 9:05 AM
I swear I can smell her through this computer screen. What is with those nasty shoes she is always wearing? She must be Keith Richards secret love child, she looks like him and nothing can seem to kill her.
74. FACE - August 18, 2008 9:31 AM
Will someone just put her out of her misery already?
75. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone - August 18, 2008 9:42 AM
I'm going back to sleep. Wake me up when she's dead.
76. DSOTB - August 18, 2008 11:36 AM
@ Kathi #29 when will amy winehousedie dot com is out there and you can win a prize if you guess right. So no need for the sweepstake. My money is on it being soon. I hope.
77. ballard - August 18, 2008 11:38 AM
honestly, that girl needs a bath. probably good use a good washin behind her ears too. I have'nt spoke to her lately but looks like she needs her mouth washed out with soap. where's dr phil
78. . - August 18, 2008 12:54 PM
i hate those shitty shoes !!!!
79. freekmo - August 18, 2008 4:09 PM
this hairy ape is such a fine role model for our kids
80. freekmo - August 18, 2008 4:10 PM
this hairy ape is such a fine role model for our kids
81. Ash - August 18, 2008 4:16 PM
Kill it with fire.
82. moo-moo - August 19, 2008 1:36 AM
"This girl is the greatest star to ever shine in the musical firmament..."
Now THAT is funny! Tell us some more of your foolish nonsense.
Amy W sounds like shit...singing, talking, everything about her is shit.
83. veggi - August 19, 2008 8:00 AM
i'm so proud to be white. Amy represents us all! Wewt
84. jenn - August 27, 2008 10:32 AM
omg, she's so hideous...
i wnat to hang her up and throw darts at her - blindfolded, so i don't have to look at her...
85. jenn - August 27, 2008 10:32 AM
omg, she's so hideous...
i wnat to hang her up and throw darts at her - blindfolded, so i don't have to look at her...
86. Riddle - August 28, 2008 12:40 PM
She's got millions on her bank account, why doesn't she buy a new pair of jeans, or at least wash em? And most of all WASH HERSELF!!! That sad thing looks dirty!
That beehive on her head must weight more than she does. Holy cow what a sad reject this is. Please, someone must come and lock her up.
87. BROOMSTICK - August 28, 2008 5:24 PM
Amy Winehouse needs to die right away. I hate her.
88. Bolinao Paradise Place - September 26, 2008 11:30 AM
good
89. Bolinao Paradise Place - September 26, 2008 11:31 AM
good
90. Bolinao Paradise Place - September 26, 2008 11:32 AM
good
91. Phil Hughes Nicaragua - December 12, 2008 9:57 PM
disgusting, a shame we have that in esteli nicaragua also