Aug 12 2008Alison Carroll is the new face/chest of Lara Croft

Meet UK receptionist/gymnast Alison Carroll. She's just been announced as the new face of Lara Croft since Angelina Jolie has decided to become the vaginal portal for an entire civilization. The Telegraph reports:

But Carroll has not landed a movie role - instead she will promote the new Tomb Raider video game, Underworld, which is released in November. Nell McAndrew found fame as the first Lara Croft model in the 1990s. Carroll will star in TV adverts and travel the world to meet Lara Croft fans.
Winning the role of Lara means Carroll can quit her job as a receptionist.
"This is a fantastic opportuntiy and I am really looking forward to embracing Lara's world," she said. "I still can't believe they chose me to take on the role of Lara - and I can't wait to get stuck in. This is my dream job. I have always wanted to be an action hero and hope to be able to use my gymnastic ability to perform all of Lara's stunts."

That's a whole lot of fancy words for "Hey, look at my boobs."

This post is dedicated to my esteemed colleague The Geekologie Writer. It's his birthday today, so everybody wish him a good one. As for me, I'll be reminiscing about all that sex I had with his mom nine months before he was born. Happy Birthday, old chum!

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first?

I would loveeee to raid that tomb.

I would eat that raw.

There's always been a separate girl they choose to push the games.

Nope, not pulling it off. Not at all. She looks way too young, doughy and naive to be playing an 'action hero'. She needs to hit the gym and tone up some of that flab.

God, I'm bitter today.

She has it all. Boobs, flexibility and a tasty money maker. I think I will take her home and share her with my wife.

What a croc! Lara Croft didn't have a mole on her tit...

Um, OK, the leg kick shot. Could they have at least photoshopped the 5 o'clock shadow around her crotch? Seriously, that is so not appetizing knowing her pubes grow that far down her leg.

Um, OK, the leg kick shot. Could they have at least photoshopped the 5 o'clock shadow around her crotch? Seriously, that is so not appetizing knowing her pubes grow that far down her leg.

Sorry about the double post.

Oh my God, it's true -- I have your nose!

At least she can do more than stick her chest out and pout...

lovely chest,,,wonder if she banged the boss being a former "receptionist"

Now ladies, this is one to go lesbo for

Pubes? sorry I was too busy looking at the good stuff.

I like it... but are there really "lara croft fans"? If so, line them up and slap them silly.

nice guns

i thought this was all bull shit till i saw pic #8....

this will work until she has to smile... she IS british after all.

What happened to the old new Lara Croft (Karima Adebibe); the one with the giraffe neck? And is Lara Croft supposed to have a big, nasty scar on her left knee, or is that just something this chick brings to the character?

Picture #8 is so totally unprofessional! You'd think they'd at least air brush a tan down there at least. It's like something from Home Town Honeys!

I'd raid her tomb.

Quite appropriately, she looks more like a receptionist than an adventurer.

Dad,
I guess that explains my one inch penis. Please stop advertising for my site on yours. I want to make it on my own.

The crotch flash pic...mmmmm, I like me that pic. A lighter shade of twat. MMMM.

She could definitely afford to lose some pounds...but other than that she looks decent. She seems like one of those chicks that will be a huge fat mom that never loses her baby weight in a few years.

Wow, a Lara Croft with real muscle tone. AJ's veiny little toothpick arms just killed it for me.

"Winning the role of Lara means Carroll can quit her job as a receptionist."

You can kinda tell she has a sedentary job. Does she kill by raining down thunder from her thighs, or by making enemies disappear in her vortex of a bellybutton?

lose some pounds? where? in her muscle tone? get real!

hey sam? #28 all the areas you pointed out may not qualify her as lara croft but in real life make her so damn delicious...id like to burry some rough yogurt in that vortex....

I bet her babymaker tastes like fish and chips. Hopefully it does not smell that way though.

Ummmmm.....where's a sock, or at least some tissues ???

Wanna se my "Ohh" face??

#14, nah not for me, her belly button freaks me out, if I were to go girl then get me a Jesse Jane to slap me about a bit hehe x

#9....Spot on!! Christ, you can even see the powder she poured on. Jeeezus!!!

It is ridiculous that you are all complaining about this woman. She is gorgeous. I would leave my wife for this in a heartbeat. She is amazing! There is a new Tomb Raider movie in the works. I was going to pass on it, but if she is in it, I am there.

nice, Hef should get this girl in Playboy

This girl looks good enough (to fuck). I'm not exactly a 'Lara Croft fan', but I have played the game before. But somehow, I expected the Lara Croft model to be prettier... not that I'd complain if I had the chance to bust a nut inside this one.

Is that a belly button or a cup holder?

Pretty or not, these pictures are so ridiculous.

how humiliating

She's FUGLY!!! Her face looks like a chimp, she could lose 20 pounds and her navel is too big. She gets two thumbs down from me.

Why do these pictures look like they were taken by a 5 year old? What's with the lighting? And uh, yeah the crotch shot...

I liked the one from the last game better, as someone else mentioned... Karima Adebibe.

That being said, since they seem to pick a new Tomb Raider girl every 2 years I wouldnt quit my job if I was her.

uggh! tanning booth marks under her butt cheeks. I'm with #21

Hey all you haters out there, do your teachers know your accessing this website? Hurry now or you'll miss Gym class or drivers ed or whatever you fuckwits are taught....
P.S. The Russians are coming.......Aaahhh, No, bet you all shit a brick though eh?!

Is she showing a bit of labia in that kick shot?

Summer's almost over so the pizza-faced losers won't be able to post in the morning anymore. Back to middle school for you losers

Seriously, with that leg kick in photo #8 and expect she's a hero? We're so doooomed!

theres professionalism in selling sex? #21

I meant professionalism as in photography.

I'm not seeing the 20lbs that you all are talking about her losing. And she's cure, what the deal with all the slamming?

She can be my super hero any day. I'm doing a new movie called Naughty Nitetime Nanny and I want this girl for the lead role. She swallows right?

No she lets you squirt it in her eye.

pic #11 should put an end to the negativity which runs this site,,,she looks fine to me...not everyone can have the bone structure of angelina jolie maybe thats what theyre hanging on...

does no one care that the comment about Nell McAndrew being the first Tomb Raider model is wrong? The first few LC models were Katie Price, Nathalie Cook, Rhona Mitra, and Vanessa Demouy all before Nell McAndrew.

Everytime I look in the mirror I fall in love all over again. I'm sexy enough to make me turn into a homosexual

I think she's sure prettier han Angelina Jolie. Why not put her in the next movie?
As for the complainers, I'd like to see what their girlfriends or wives look like (actually, I wouldn't - yuk).

Are you losers really complaining about her belly button? How much of a douche do you have to be to complain about that?

If her pics aren't giving you wood, then you are a gay. Leave right now please.

If she lost 20 pounds she'd be emaciated. What the hell is the matter with all of you? Most of you are over-weight men with ever-expanding bald spots, so shut the hell up. Most celebrities spend something like 20,000 dollars a month on trainers/nutritionists/beauticians. This woman has had none of that. She's healthy, and if she even looked in your direction in a club you'd cream your shorts. Bunch of hypocrites.

That having been said, wow, way to demean yourself, Alison Carroll.

eh...

I've seen much better. I realize she has a muscular build and she's not fat but Lara Croft is supposed to be fit as well as thin and hot. Who cares if the chick actually looks like she could be an action hero? People just want eye candy. If she dropped some weight she would look a lot better in my opinion.

At least she's healthy and muscular and doesn't have flab all over.

I love her especially in picture #8. That baby is shaved clean!

her features are fine, but she kinda looks a little more vacant than you'd expect from a female indiana jones character.

she looks like rachael ray, and i don't really mind her too much but she is NOT sexy. pretty. athletic. but she doesn't have the take-charge sex appeal.

Any one of you uber-losers talking shit at home.. send a link to your oh-so-hot girlfriend that beats these pictures! . You net-geeks are insane!!!.. you bitch about something just to hear your own keyboard hum! Any Single person here (who is complaining) would a) never be able to satisfy the new Lara and b) would fail because you never have and never will be allowed to touch someone this hot (without breaking a law)...

GIrl is healthy, hot, fits the description, could kick most of our asses and sure..some crap photographer took a few bad ones.. big deal!

Any one of you uber-losers talking shit at home.. send a link to your oh-so-hot girlfriend that beats these pictures! . You net-geeks are insane!!!.. you bitch about something just to hear your own keyboard hum! Any Single person here (who is complaining) would a) never be able to satisfy the new Lara and b) would fail because you never have and never will be allowed to touch someone this hot (without breaking a law)...

GIrl is healthy, hot, fits the description, could kick most of our asses and sure..some crap photographer took a few bad ones.. big deal!

She looks much better than A Jolie! This girl is fine, not perfect but fine.

There's something creepy about Angie Jolie. Is it her brotherly love? Is it her junkie arms? Everything about the bitch is creepy including her relationships with her brothrer and her father.

Who cares about Brad Pitt the fairy or Angelina Jolie the slut-dog?

She has a great hot bod, but her face? well talk about girl next door.

Is that her nipple showing, or just a huge, ugly mole?

Her body is much better than Jolie its beautiful and strong, but her face is not in Ho'lies league.

#65 Angelina is gorgeous (so would) but it's probably the nose that offsets her face for you, the original was probably better if not so 'perfect'

I would let her spank me for being a dirty boy for lubing up her coochy and then rubbing the leakage on her boobs.

From a girl's POV.

Naaaaahhhhh....Jolie was much better. I agree that she has to look like the super hero and not like she could ACTUALLY do Lara Croft's job (for that you'd need someone like Heidi Krieger). And yes that IS a 5 o'clock shadow in that awful highkick pose. And these pics DO look like they were taken at a mall show by some 12 year old. Also Lara Croft has always had fuller lips and tanned skin, this gal is too innocent English Rose like.

She just looks like an average girl dressed up for Halloween as Lara Croft

Spanky, the only "spanking' you will receive is from your mom for getting "leakage" all over her furniture while masturbating.

She needs to rub the fake tan a little higher opn the inner thigh.

And maybe have more than one expression. She is cute, I suppose, but nothing about her seems interesting... like she has a face that could sell mascara but that's about it.

#73 - Maybe that is why she still has the plastic covers on the furniture. A spanking is a spanking no matter who it comes from. My mom is hot.

i agree with #74,

this chick looks nothing like lara croft, the casting person must not have been trying hard.
she isnt going to sell shit,
i want nip/tucks "kit" from season 3 back as lara! shes way hotter..


Rhona Mitra.!!!! thatsss her name.

i agree with #74,

this chick looks nothing like lara croft, the casting person must not have been trying hard.
she doesnt have the LIPS, HAIR not even the boobs..the pic befor the handstand you can see SHES STUFFED!
she isnt going to sell shit,
i want nip/tucks "kit" from season 3 back as lara! shes way hotter..


Rhona Mitra.!!!! thatsss her name.

oh for christ sakes. ill fitting costume and trashy croch shot. she looks ready for halloween trick-o-treating. she's no laura croft.

This is outrageous! Star Jones was suppose to be a shoe-in for the new ethnically diverse, mutually acceptable Lara Croft! We can see from the blisters on this girl's left leg that she was trained... I mean worked really hard during her audition. Good going world! Another esthetically pleasing woman gets to be the model for digital crumpled tissue maker. Where's the justice?!

She looks like the kind of girl you find working at a mall kiosk, stuffing her face full of twinkies and talking about the latest episode of Gossip Girl.

Oh well, I'm sure the 12 year old boys won't mind that she looks about as "action hero" as fucking Bambi.

Karima Adebibe should be referred to "Karima in my Pants!"

Sorry it took me so long to add another comment. I had to jerk off to pic #8....mmmmmm. Damn it, now my keyboard is gumming up.

YAWWWWWN. Major dime-a-dozen face 9we all went to school with several chicks who look like her), she's really overly muscular and thick, no waiste ( a la Veingelina I see, at least that's consistent). Those boobs came from a box, a bra or a surgeons office cause athletic muscualr chicks like that do not have boobs like that. I say that's an industrial strength paded push up bra at work and the hideous picture quality SCREAMS cute chick at a lame Halloween costume party or the prettiest girl at a major geek convention (that's not an impressive feat).

You could get drunk form one belly button shot off this chick's black hole
( I mean naval). Shit you could take a dump in that thing or piss a gallon and stil not fill it up half way, in other words you could have Kim Karfatian sex with her.

Nasty bellybutton, cheap-ass pics. They look like they were shot in the casting agency's office.

Are you people missing it? She looks like a fat Victoria Beckham! Look at some of her early Posh Spice photos before she became anorexic.....it's the same person. And that crotch kick - disgusting!!!

Great choice! Laura Croft should have always had a strong body like that. I never bought Ang as Laura. Not that i care about the series nor have I seen any of the movies, but this girl is way more believable as a kick-ass adventurer.

... needless to say, the new low-budget movies will suck ass, judging by the quality of these photos (which I hope were just for casting, not for publicity). Direct to video, anyone?

I LOVE how all the geeks here are saying she's fat. Retards yes she's overly thick, but all that thickness on her is NOT fat, it's a foreign substance to you lazy douchetards known to the us NON-skinny fat Internet dweebs of the world as MUSCLE. Say it with me M-U-S-C-L-E.

Muscle is a substance found on human beings who do not dwell in their parents basement, who move and lift things heavier than a mouse or remote, people who have real CONSENSUAL sexual intercourse with a breathing satisfied partner, women who actually get off their asses instead of sitting on them all day whining and complaining and people who do not smoke pot every five fucking seconds. It is found on those who play sports rather than those who watch them sitting on their asses drinking beer and eating processed nasty shit. Muscle is found on women who work out and eat balanced meals to stay slim instead of shoving their fingers down their throats, refusing all food that contains more than ten calories to the point that they are so starved that even shoving that finger down their throat is too physically exhausting and yet after all that mutilation and punishment they wear the same sized clothes as the tight fit girls who work out and actually eat, the girls who haven't left a giant WELCOME sign on their ass for sagging and cellulite to take up residency. Muscle is found on milfs; women who actually get off their asses and tighten that shit up instead of blaming pregnancy for their fat lazy bodies that came not from an innocent child, but from overeating and laziness.

Muscle on a woman should be subtle and on a man should be impressive yet not freakish.

Muscle is something you CAN have too much of (example Brooke Hogan or this chick), but worse than having too much are the losers who have so little that it is so foreign to them that they mistake it for fat.

Muscle in short takes some fucking effort and yes it is possible to write here and have PLENTY of time to work out and be fit, if one isn't a lazy useless moron.

Fat ugly cows and skinny pizza-faced losers should not be making fun of others. Yes, I'm talking about you guys

She's supposed to be a super hero? I guess that means Andy Dick will be the next Superman.

She looks like Shiri Appleby. Click my name for her pic.

I bet being a gymnast really helps you succeed as a receptionist. I mean we all know how flexible a good receptionist needs to be to... fuck the boss for raises, I mean fax all those important papers.

limber receptionist = divorce
learn that one kids and life will never surprise you.

#5 What flab?
I think she doesn't fit the part because her face doesn't look fierce enough.

Hey Alison, it's me. The photoshoot looks great! I'm free this weekend so call me and we'll do dinner!

k

Nobody can beat Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. Angelina looks the part and always will look it. GO ANGELINA JOLIE!!!

What a bunch of fucking losers.
She's really pretty, athletic and she's got a really desirable figure.
How the hell can you say that she could do with losing a few pounds? It's muscle for crying out loud.
You guys really need to rethink the way you see women - they're not just fucking sex objects.

let's be real, she's attractive, but that crotch shot....

I just had a terrifying thought...what if UK women's pussies are as nasty as their teeth?
(shudders, seeks comfort of fetal position)

tremendo par de gomas

#96 - What else are women good for other than being recepticles for men's seed? That is why you were created. Now shut up and swallow.

meh

Better looking than Jolie, but not convincing in the role.

No Srsly, who is going to be Lara Croft.

This chick is nice looking but on the beefy side

Wow, this is a terrible picture. She looks absolutely ridiculous. Like a tard doing karate. She is an attractive woman, but please don't flash your crotch. This picture is so incredibly unappetizing.

Give me a break. She's TOTALLY built for the role and these pictures are hot. What a bunch of fags... what are you doing here anyway, shouldn't you be reading Perez?

Breasts Raider: Angel of Milky Mounds.

The crotchshot picture doesn't look too appealing. She's got a hot athletic body though

She looks like every Essex slag I've ever seen.

Epic fail.

Nice try.

cute boots...... btw, they couldn't photoshop out the pube pre-stubble? ugh

She's certainly not a bombshell, but I wouldn't turn her down by any means. I don't quite think she's 'fat'; I think her build is pretty good. But I wouldn't bother taking her home to mom, she's not that good-looking.

I don't think a little air brushing would have done any harm (around the bean bag-size belly button perhaps), especially considering this was a photo shoot intended to advertise something, was it not?

jolies veiny bruce lee arms give me the shits and her lips look like a swollen heyenas labia.
This chick, however, is lookin pretty good... "shotgun-anus!"

She must have been fat as hell once. I guess they airbrushed the stretch marks, but that bellybutton's a dead giveaway.

I'm not a nerd, so who is this Lara Croft character anyway? Some type of superhero disguised as a very ordinary looking chubby girl?

Actually, if you surf around other sites' postings of the Lara Croft photoshoot, you'll see that picture #8 on this site wasn't the only extreme crotch shot Ms. Carroll did. Not that I mind gratuitous sexuality in photos, but I think the photographer did a really horrible job in what he chose to put out there because the crotch shots are going to distract attention away from the product Carroll is representing.

As for Carroll herself, I think she's got a perfect build. Very appealing.

Hmm, pretty fit in a kinda cute girl next door way. Gotta say that the obvious carpet burns around her knees just add to the imagination. :D

all of you haters saying she needs to lose weight are probably chowing down on chinese left overs while you read about pretty skinny people doing things-regardless of how moronic egocentric or awesome those things are. How about you hold up your 700 pounds of lard on one hand and do some stunts then talk about how lame she is. That shits hard. Youre all stupid to ridicule someone doing something all cooler then you-i.g. Sitting on your ass in front of a computer hating. Female action heroes are cool. Look at mila jovovich. Peace out fatasses

way more believable than Jolie, less pout more brawn. That last shot kicks ass.

Holy shit, look at that bush. My dog has less hair on his nuts.

She is sexy~~WOWWWWvWhat a hot model!She looks like a member of Richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?

These pictures are stupid. And this girl is common. Not pretty. Not sexy. Just another vacuous bimbo with big tits. God bless America.

I'd give her a 4 out of 10.

uhmm, 117/Sarah took the words right out of my mouth :D
guess i'm done for today :P

I don't think many people realize that these pictures are just to introduce us to the new Lara, and are not really the final product.

Notice the bland white background & slightly ghetto dance studio. Remember that Lara Croft is usually in the jungle and other exotic locations.

They are probably going to put it through the computer once or twice before we can truly call it a publicity/promotional photo.

You loser douchebags go back to wacking off on your mommy's underwear

Do we really need more violent gun movies? Who pays money to watch this shit?

Cancel that. I just saw the movie trailer and she has grown out her pubic hairs and uses them to choke the bad guys to death. Not a single gun shot (but a couple of beaver shots) in the trailer.

Didn't read all the other comments so I am probably just repeating...but this chick, by far, is the worst Lara Croft model! She doesn't have that 'bad ass' image; she would look better in a cheerleading outfit! And what is up with that large ass bellybutton?? At least cover it up. Yes, she has a nice body, but so does not fit into the Tomb Raider role.

Yah, dat navel is a wellsprung,
and pic 8 looks like peroxidation

Wow. Finally a woman who looks sexy, fit, and most importantly - healthy!

I have motorcross boots with less damage on them than this bint.

gotta love the high kick picture

I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.

Another tough girl hero who would get easily bitch slapped by her boyfriend.

She did a fine job shaving her privates.

I actually GISed images if the animated Lara Croft. The legs are spot on for this lady. Nice to see a woman here with some muscle-tone for once. Any guy who can't appreciate a woman like this has never had one.

I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a interracial singles dating club--- {{{{mixedloving .com}}}}}----where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.

The crotch shot is disgusting. Period. (goes back to reassembling the corn from it's own excrement onto a rotting cob for no apparent reason. None at all.)

This shit...

... makes me laugh.

Ewww pasty white pussy...

She is not fat, that's ridiculous...bu she is on the plain side, I would expect someone a little hotter to promote such a cult classic...

And she was a receptionist huh, yeah figures, they all have the bimbo streak...

Lose weight? Are you fucking idiots? That's MUSCLE. I bet she could snap you in two. Go jerk off over an underweight runway model.

She looks like she is really hairy, and the make-up team has to work extra-hard for hours with the depilatory before every photo session.

i think you and the geekologie writer are one person.

The people who are bitching.... this is why you haven't had a girlfriend yet.

Hot, toned, and not a zombie with an eating disorder.

Excellent.

Eeeeew its so true about the pube shadow on the leg kick shot! No one will ever compare to Angelina Jolies Lara Croft and this chick looks way too young and not tough at all. More like a high school cheerleader than Lara Croft.

Wow, I love the leg kick lol. That is just awesome. The best shot I've seen in a while!

lol wow you people are unreal...... complaining about her belly button or anything for that matter.. shes gorgeous.. but she looks too innocent for the character

SHE SAW TO MANY MOVIES?
(it's gone to her head?)

Fuuuuccckkk that noise. I was a better Croft than this cunt.

She is sexy~~WOWWWhat a hot model!She looks like a member of Richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?

She's awful! She's FAT for being a model and she doesn't smile! She has something non-Lara on her. And picture 8.... I can't say anything! I don't like her! Where is Karima Adebibe???Where is she? She was a perfect Lara! I think they should't have choosen her!
(Sorry for my bad english)

hella fat.

Fat? You guys are nuts. I love fit, athletic women like this. Way more appealing than the garden variety Hollywood broomstick.

@35--your wife must be quite fugly then huh?

I'm sorry but this girl doesn't look like Lara Croft and she's awful at modelling, what's with the blank expressions, dead behind the eyes, not to mention her boobs are too real ,I mean it's Lara Croft people, geez..

This chick is hot... Nothing wrong with her at all... HOT.

This girl is gorgeous...very pretty face, awesome body, and the crotch shot photo IS unprofessional but hell am i glad they got a pleb to take it or we would have never seen that lovely sight!!! K

C'mon kids. This chick is hot if you happen to see her walking around the mall. She is NOT....I repeat...NOT super-action-hero hot. Lara Croft should be sexy in a rough around the edges way: lean and quick and scarred, like she's spent time wrestling alligators and fighting undead.

This girl doesn't need to lose weight but her body fat % is high. She has some bulk muscle but very little definition, like those guys you see at the gym that lift heavy weight and never do any cardio.

Female action heros should look badass and not like the riskiest thing they've ever done is blow the high school quarterback in the locker room.

I agree, she doesn't look like Lara Croft. She looks more like Miley Cyrus in a Tomb Raider costume than a sexy edgy character like Lara Croft.

Uh, i'm not sure how well she'll fit the character of Laura Croft, but she does have the body for it. Which boggles my mind when i read comments on her to lose the flab or lose weight. How do you lose weight when all you are is muscle. For her to thin down she'd have to stop working out. Idiots.

Also the crotch shot- gross

#126 STFU and go play with your barbie dolls

"Angelina Jolie has decided to become the vaginal portal for an entire civilization"

HA HA HA

The new Lara Croft's waist has a bit of softness, but her face is lovely, and she can do acrobatics. Hopefully they'll photoshop her crotch in those pics, and next time tell her to wax and tan her private areas if they're going for the woo hoo shot again.

Wow...A Lot of you are assholes.

Well Well Well.

WAY better choice for the role than Jolie.

I'd actually go see the film with this chick in the role.

Chicka-wow!

Who the hell is she? Angelina was better.

Who the hell is she? Angelina was better.

to people complaining-id like to see some of you do the things she is in those pictures

I am so not buying her at Lara Croft. She's pretty enough, minus the gross crotch shot, but she just doesn't have that kick ass aura of someone who can put a hurting on anyone.

she doessn't fit it at all, she just doesn't have the look. she looks more like a mom than a crime-fighting action packed hero.

she should stick to answering phone calls and making appointments.

functional, but yeah, the crotch-kick shot is particularly unprofessional on so many levels and for so many reasons. Her face looks vapid and I agree in that while she's muscular and fit, she's a bit THICK which, in reality, would probably allow for her action-hero antics, but in the picture business, relegates her to the nothing-special-but-must-have-given-a-good-blow-job file. as such, enjoy, whoever "hired" her.

the pistols look ridiculous, too, but this is the video game-to-movie market so why take any of it seriously?

don't mean to be nit-picky, but;

shouldn't her foot be horizontal on her high kick?

She has a good body for the role, but unfortunately she has the vapid expression of a little secretary. There is no strengh or will power or intelligence in her eyes no matter how hard she tries.
Angelina Jolie was much more "interesting".
And wow, I just searched the Internet and realized how pretty Vanessa Demouy was. But they say she was too weak for the role, too bad because she definitely looked exactly like Lara Croft. her body was just incredible.

needs more spray tan on the vag! oh, and try waxing!

Doesn't look like Lara Croft, but looks better than A. Jolie.

She looks way to young and naive to play that role. Laura Croft is a woman, with a lot of personality, a hard hitting personality, she's not some doughy, naive, young secretary. This chick doesn't fit the part, she's isn't old enough and she doesn't have the body for it.

I agree with whitebear, and this chick isn't even hot!

THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

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THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

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THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

THIS GIRL SHOULD BE THE NEW LARA CROFT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68

Shwiiing!

Ewwwww, nice figure but she looks like she's got some nasty psoriasis just below her knee and her knees look nasty too.

she is very hoooot

Okay this main crotch shot is just embarrassing. Honey, your mama would be ashamed! Close those legs!

Wow, excellent.....the best Lara there is. Love the shots, wish there were more like these.

What is this for real? Cos those photos are shittttt.... look at the shadows and the unphotoshoppedness... And yeah whats with the white fanny shot?

I agree she has a creepy bellybutton... but what can she do? =p

Hmm..

She is very pretty and fit but, she is not very "bad ass sexy" She looks more like the girl next door on Halloween dressing up like Lara for some boyfriend. And she should stop with the pucker face it makes her look even less sexy. I just don't think this one has the look. She is just too sweet looking.

I just figured it out. I know why she just doesn't make a Lara Croft. Her lips are pencil thin. She's got no lips. No lips and bambi eyes make for a bad Lara.

at 88 im with ya mate
look at your self fat fuckers

They should try Delany Decolleur...much hotter and better rack.

Alison Whoooooo??
Who the fuck is this Pillsbury Dough Girl?

The guns are aiming in different directions... What is she shooting at? An elephant? A house? Kim Kardashians ass?

Hey fat ass nerds looks like you bunch are too intimidated by this girl hence the lame comments. go back to your holes and jackoff.

i don't like her butt.
but otherwise, she's pretty hot

HOT!

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