Jul 24 2008Tony Romo wants Jessica Simpson to be a fat country singer

she looks so, dumb.

she sings?

That's an awesome camel toe she has going on in the last photo. She's undeniably hot. I'd hit it.

That dog's poor eyes just scream euthanize me.

Hey look! A Maltipoo!

It's interesting when people post comments about her being dumb...so what...she's not lecturing to anyone. She's hot, and has made a success despite having only a modicum of talent. Says more about those paying for entertainment than about those making it really...

And I'd still hit it.

anyone know who makes that dress - i love it

She doesn't look like she's gained any weight at all since she recently lost so much. Before anyone calls her a heifer let me assure you you'll never find a cow weighing only 115lbs (which is about what Jessica weighs). Search the farthest reaches of the Earth, you aint gonna find one!

I wish she's star in a bukkake porn flick and just take like 50 loads on her face, forcing a smile the whole time

that girl next to her.....why are her jeans so fucking long? that looks retarded.

So Tony likes a little junk when he hits it. Good boy. It'll make her boobs bigger too.

Might want to fix the mammoth overhaul of fucking spy ware on your shit site.....The shit is taking over

#9 - I was going to comment on exactly the same; it looks like she has no feet..!

Her friend has NICE CANS, too. Face, not so much.

Although I don't care for her music, I think she looks great. That is sweet that Tony supports her in how much she weighs. Men shouldn't be critical of a woman's weight because believe me, women are already hard enough on themselves.

She needs to do her roots. Fake ass bitch.

That's all

How the hell do you get a camel toe in a dress?

Damn, that's hot....

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The chick with the too long pants: what does her t-shirt say? Jesus, please have us back? I'm dying to figure it out.

Jesus: please holla back.

Nice gunt and camel toe in last pic. At first I thought 'wow she's tall, then I got a gander @ pic 4 and noticed that midget of a women was wearing 9 inch heels. The flowing to the point of 'dragging on the dirty floor' dress shes wearing do a good job of making us think Jessica is tall on her own. Just like her assistant. The jeans go so low @ the cuffs they touch the floor so no one notices her heels are 9 inches too. It must be difficult for short women. Most hate tall women but wont admit it. She will never be able to hold onto a man permanently, or at least for a long time. It must be hell to be a man and have to be with her after the sex is over, but she probably suks at that too.

@16

Ah, finally. I thought I was beginning to lose my touch.

@18
It's "holla back". Fucking lame shirt

Nice gunt and camel toe in last pic. At first I thought 'wow she's tall, then I got a gander @ pic 4 and noticed that midget of a women was wearing 9 inch heels. The flowing to the point of 'dragging on the dirty floor' dress shes wearing do a good job of making us think Jessica is tall on her own. Just like her assistant. The jeans go so low @ the cuffs they touch the floor so no one notices her heels are 9 inches too. It must be difficult for short women. Most hate tall women but wont admit it. She will never be able to hold onto a man permanently, or at least for a long time. It must be hell to be a man and have to be with her after the sex is over, but she probably suks at that too.

is that freaking that hag katherine heggles ugly hairy ass hubby behind this fat skank in picture 5, 7 and 8? who would ever follow this talentless blonde anywhere? so stupid

according to yahoo Canada she's winning over fans.

I think the only time anyone actually liked her was when she was doing newlyweds with nick lachey. they were so cute together then she started taking herself too seriously and now shes a joke. she can sing better than most people im sure but she doesnt really have a pretty voice. have u ever heard her try to hold a note. its just bad. but no shes not fat at all.

Romo wants her to be as big as Andre Gurode.

Methinks before he's done, Tony Homo will have her looking like a lineman.

I just checked my Magic-8 Ball, concentrating on the question

"Will ol' Jess ever break it big into Country Music????"

and it revealed, in really-really-really tiny writing,

"If both of the last 2 Presidents could each be re-elected, then I don't see why this curvaceous cow can't cajole and convince some fellow Southerners to part with a little bit of their potential gas-money."

Actually, that's not true, the answer it really gave was

"Who fucking cares?"

Didn't even know that was an optional choice. Never got it before.

Her dog seems to have more personality than she does, and she's cuter, too! I heart Daisy!

Her dog seems to have more personality than she does, and she's cuter, too! I heart Daisy; Jess sucks!

Oh, and most of us fatten up our gf's after the first few months to get a little bigger tits for us.
She's already sporting double-D's, so WTF.

if I sat next to her on the plane I would give her a mile high pussy lick. I'd let her sit on my face and smear her love juice on it. ooooooh baby!!!

that's bogus.

Why do these people have to take 37,000 other people with them everywhere they go????

Jessica is Yoko Romo.

Bitch doesn't have any ass, anyway.

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

She just seems plainly desperate for any attention or career!

He probably just likes those breasts big and soft so that he can get full friction for his cock. I can only imagine her giggle when he pumps a load all over her neck and under her chin.

it looks like to me that the rack is starting to turn into mud flaps..

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

WTF? First day in America? Are you japanese or chinese? get the hell out of here foreigner.

Her doggie's so cute.

so funny, i love your comments.