Jul 23 2008Sophie Monk in a bikini

pizdets!

first.

she's hot.

wow she looks damn good in a wetsuit. First one to say she's ugly or fat or there's a birthmark that shouldn't be there is definitely not getting any from the female(human) race

She's awesome. Fit, great body, pretty face.

Proof that white girls are the hottest by far.

Dear fish writer type dude:

That is the first time you have made me laugh in a long time. Good work.

I just splooged

This is why something came out of the sky and killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. I see you working Big Dong - it was definitely worth the wait.

Any mutant that goes negative is an ass-wipe or gay or a fat chick - but don't worry... Big Dong loves you too. I'm also guessing that this is also a perfect opportunity for "straight" chicks to tell us how they would tongue bathe her.

Changing on the street in front of the paps, typical media whore bimbo. I see her knocked up with a couple kids she'll never see again, a dozen cheap ugly tats & those long blonde locks in a shaven pile in a year or two.

That is so close to perfection. I bet there are straight women out there that what to munch on that.

That is so close to perfection. I bet there are straight women out there that what to munch on that.

Que who?

Que who?

Que who?

I'd stick my one-eyed snake inside that sweet poop-hole a few times !
Then piss in her beautiful mouth. Mmmhh, yummi !

Now this is a good bunch of pics. No idea who this bimbo is or why she is "famous" but nice rack and bod!

Oh, #2 - what a douche.

Who is she? I guess I could google her, but I'd much rather get the answer from you lovely people.

Benji Madden chose Paris Hilton over THIS chic?? Must be for the money....oh wait, Paris won't be getting an inheritance HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

About time we get some good pics of some hot chics on here. No more Jessica Parker and Amy Whinehouse!

Anyway, I thought I'd share the story behind my website with everyone!

Enjoy!

"The AFFL (Albuquerque Fantasy Football League) began in 1993 over a few beers at Hooters. This was before any of us had seen a fantasy sports magazine or knew anything about fantasy sports. The rules were written on a napkin and the rest is, as they say, history. We are based in Albuquerque, NM but have teams from all over in our various leagues. We are in our 15th year of fantasy football, we still have 6 of the original 10 team owners. We currently are operating 3 fantasy football leagues, a fantasy basketball league & a fantasy baseball league. "

ugh ew. yeah this girl is hot but hello? she dated ryan seacrest. and benji madden. this leads me to believe she sucks

Her tits are nothing special, weird chipmunk face too.

yeah she does have a chipmunk face. she looks like a euro-elisha cuthbert

is it just me or is she flashing bush in this pic?

http://fileserver7.jpghosting.com/images/sophie_monk_108e7fbbc6b2effac31a67120eca2132.jpg

Extreme butterface. Obviously lipo'd stomach. Not the tiniest bit of muscle tone anywhere (look at her weirdly curveless thighs). It's like she was made in a test tube, except her head melted a little bit and then froze.

poor thing!! she's cold!

she does have a great body but her face is not even average...in fact it's strangely ugly but maybe in a pretty way? if she cut her hair to a reasonable length she might improve. but yes, no doubt nice body.

she's obviously hot but her stomach.. lipsuction much. eww

Benji Douchetool Madden hit that over and over again. If that sentence doesn't ruin your day, then you should donate your penis...

Damn #24 - just what the Hell do you expect these bitches to look like? lol

Sophie (whoever she is) is looking pretty damn good.

I'm surprised no one has said anything about her high beams being on. Somebody could get their eye poked out by those. I wish it was me!!!!

oops.. i think the previous url was too long... here it is again:

http://tinyurl.com/5gzksj

@16 - what a fucking broken record. DOUCHE. DOUCHE.DOUCHE.

Sheeeeit, fine woman.

She should go up on Tugtest.com

Yeah, body-by-lipo for sure. That's a lipo belly button, and you can see all the stretch marks in some of the pictures. But dating the gay guys, that's the problem. She's either gay herself, or afraid of hardcore cock (or both). Fake body, fake sex. I suppose you'd enjoy it if you tend to like that sort of thing.

#32 - Really, don't be a douche.

How's your hamster doing?

I can think of no reason not to bang her like a church bell on Easter.

What a knockout!

Yeah- Twilight Zone Face. Like collagen hiding buck teeth. Still better than that Dutch faced Paris Hilton. Oh, and #3? I'm typing this as I'm fucking a hotter chick than her.........................
................annnnd I finished in her mouth. While typing. Ah.

Seriously #19, we dont care about your fucking website Dickhole. Looks like a 3 year old designed it.

Her mouth never closes...yuck.

I personally volunteer to be her toilet for a week! Delish!

I am insanely jealous of that wetsuit.

Anyone who watches these posts at all know that #19 is a troll. So, please address your "dickhole" comments to the troll.

Still doesnt change the fact that your website looks like a 3 year old made it.

She's hotness alright.

Whoever she is.......

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And you, Tom, no doubt like hamsters in your rectum. But, the difference is I'm not telling people anything about the website, a dumb troll is. Now, whether or not the site is mine isn't a factor but it does make a decent amount of change from several sponsors which is probably more than you make pimping out your sister so I wouldn't worry to much about it.

Just when I thought knowing how to say "I ripped my boxers" in 27 languages was enough, along come these pictures... I feel so inadequate.

#40 - "Her mouth never closes..."

EGGGGGGGGZACTLY!

I know I always go surfing wearing heavy makeup. Seriously, not one smudge of mascara on that girl. It's almost as if she knew she was going to be photographed...

I know I always go surfing wearing heavy makeup. Seriously, not one smudge of mascara on that girl. It's almost as if she knew she was going to be photographed...

PLEASE POST MORE OF SOPHIE!!!

@38 if your fucking a hotter chick while typing than she must really suck in bed cause she cant keep your attention off the computer. Or are you just fucking a picture of a hotter girl on your computer? Either way you should LEAVE THE COMPUTER ALONG while having sex, oh and get out more

SO UGLY! That bitch could eat an apple through a picket fence!

and by along I mean alone, luckily I R AN engimineer and cant spell

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She's ugly. I wouldn't even give her a second look. I've had much better girls

Sure, she probably stays skinny by liposuction and laxatives, but that's fine with me. In fact, I'd grab her right after she finished an hour of laxative fueled explosive diarrhea and fuck her unlubed in her angry red asshole, just to hear the screams coming from that chipMonk mouth.

OVER RATED!!!

So...on this site, the goal is (used to be) to read stories that make celebs look bad, then make fun of them. Following the long decline, often the "stories" simply the latest bikini pics posted from someplace else. Meh. But, the least we can do to honor the deceased spirit of the Superfish is to continue making fun of whoever's in the "story." So don't say somebody's gay if they don't love little miss Chippy here, when in reality it's gay to come to the Superfish to praise the celebs.

I wonder how much the SuperDouche-Al gets paid by publicists from these arranged shoots.

This is fully gay. Agree with 58 above.

Babe.

Pic number 4 is the stuff dreams are made of.

The angle on pic 1 is seriously amazing. Those are grade A tits.

p.s. Jammy's a douche. hah

The angle on pic 1 is seriously amazing. Those are grade A tits.

p.s. Jammy's a douche. hah

"Pic number 4 is the stuff dreams are made of."

Gay dreams, mebbe.

uhhh
Turkey's done!

I love nipples hard enough to cut glass

She must be really lonely to have to go to the beach all by herself, and she must also be really desperate and horny to go to the beach all alone with all that makeup on. Are are the guy in LA Gay? Why doesn't she have a date, neighbor, pal, dog, or even Lindsey Logan with her. I feel very sad for this girl.........

She must be really lonely to have to go to the beach all by herself, and she must also be really desperate and horny to go to the beach all alone with all that makeup on. Are are the guys in LA Gay? Why doesn't she have a date, neighbor, pal, dog, or even Lindsey Logan with her. I feel very sad for this girl.........

She must be really lonely to have to go to the beach all by herself, and she must also be really desperate and horny to go to the beach all alone with all that makeup on. Are are the guys in LA Gay? Why doesn't she have a date, neighbor, pal, dog, or even Lindsey Logan with her. I feel very sad for this girl.........

I think I would get tired of her talking in about 10 seconds or less.

@58 I apologize for forgetting the reason for the site, I will stick to the unwritten rules from now on

Woah, I want this chick now, and bad. These are great pics. I think she showed her tits in some old B-grade movie, and I think I've got the scene on my hard drive somewhere... neat.

I like her brother Alvin... especially his Christmas album.

Why did my last comment on the media, PR, setup whore post three times....Who knew?

Have you ever seen those paps they are all fat and ugly this slut must really be desperate to bait them in with this phony dip in the water. She's just another parasitic bitch that just wants her picture on gossip blogs. She's cute but a really sick pathetic fool of an existence for a real life.

She has actual cottage cheese on her thighs in pic 10. For a young skinny girl, that is plain unacceptable. She ought to try running, or exercising.

Thin does not equal fit.

Plus, her mouth is just HUGE like Cameron Diaz. Unattractive.

Wish her bikini would fall off

damn she is hot

Totally posing

boing!

I don't know; I look at her belly and I think Tara Reid. Then I look at her face and I think Alvin and the chipmunks;doodoodoodoodoodoo! But seriously, I think its one of those "distance" things...from far away she looks like a really hot chick...but then you get a little closer...and then closer...closer now...and yeh... not so much (sorry, I know that was all a bit anticlimatic).

#71 it's not unwritten. Hit the "About" button at the top of the page and you get:

About The Superficial

The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.

Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible.

I only date babes who are flawless because I'm flawless. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

My nipples are always hard like hers. My lover thinks it is because I am turned on all the time.

I go to celebrity-bashing sites and defend my beloved celebrities. THEY ARE MY LIFE.

She's almost Montag-like in her "Trying hard to not look like I'm posing" posing.

Not the brightest star in the sky that's for sure - but with a body and face like that - who the hell cares ?

She's ~Hawt~

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@dsg: All your base are belong to us

#82,
My wife has the same gift. I agree with your lover. She once nipped out through a sweatshirt while wearing a padded bar. I got down on one knee.

Make that "bra." If she had a padded "bar" I probably still would have got down on one knee. Speaking of "Knee", where is Binky? I hope he didn't get whacked. Inside job?

what is this shit? this website sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks good enough to eat with a spoon!

I don't care what you guys say, Sophie Monk is beautiful. She doesn't look like the average hollywood blond, she's got character to her face. And she was hot in Date Movie *even though it was a shitty movie*. She isn't in american magazines a lot but from what I have seen of her, she's gorgeous.

I would not do this bitch in a million years. Cause in a million years she'd be like 1 million and 20 something years old. But I'd tittie f&ck her tomorrow. Mmmmm.... perkies..

Gross lipo stomach, and UGLY buck toothed monkey face. Nice purchased body, but can't get past the face.

This shit is as posed as all the pics of those two submoronics, spencer and heidi.

Have some fucking self-respect and stop posting these crap staged photo-ops. This mediaslut looks okay in a bikini, but so do a million+ other girls.

IT'S NOTHING FUCKING SPECIAL.

Grow a real pair and start posting some real fucking gossip media bs and not this run-of-the-mill self-promoting mediawhore bs.

Or just rename your rapidly degenerating site to "posedt&ashots.com".

Wow, she has a lot of makeup and jewellery on for someone going surfing. Pretty girl though, unusual face. Apparently she's a "model" but that doesn't look like a runway model's body (although she obviously has a great bod).

She's an Aussie, was in a terrible reality TV show in which that put together a girl band...one of the first of these awful kinds of shows.

For those of you who wanted to know.

psh! she has an e350! i would have at least expected a e550 if not e63 outta a celeb.

Ted - still not whacked yet. I just keep changing my IP.
Just kidding. I think all the good shits at NSA are all on my side by now.
(Shhh ..._ _ _ ... or is it - - - ... - - - ? Whatever. Google 'USS Liberty' you NSA nerds - then call me)

Like - We Know - you have his number !

Very beautiful Bod, who the fuck is she?

She looks sexy. I love her. I saw her profile on m'illionaire d'ating s'ite """""M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
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she is wearing make up at the beach!come on!!what a loser

It is a real f---ing shame she is a Peta freak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7E97PVM3u8

Her two points are: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

Hey Sophie, there's a party in my pants and the only thing on the menu is kielbasa... with a cream sauce.

Nice figure. Who the hell is Sophia Monk?

Her nips are nice and hard. Thats a good thing.

By the way this website is pop-up crazy. I may have to get one of those blockers.

Would kill to have that body (though I would work on the muscle tone a bit). She has a great full mouth but the overbite is too harsh. Some overbite is actually a bit sexy and euro-modellisih, but when you can't close your mouth it just wrecks the look. But yeah, great body!

shes hot but her belly looks unnaturally flat/weird from prob getting lipo

Are u serious for thinking this girl is pretty? I remember when she was in a band in Australia called Bardot. She was chubby....had really thin lips....She's had plenty of work done to that botox face of hers....If this is pretty...then you are blind and dumb. This girl has had so much done to her face....her mother doesnt even recognise her. Wonder why her face is always plumped for a skinny person? Yuck. She looks like a duck!!!! Wack Wack!! And by the way, who wears makeup to the beach?

I use Firefox with No-Script and Ad-plus
Anyways..No Bra !! wow
She looks Amazing

Guys! she's not a model nor has she ever claimed to be one - she started out in Australia in a girl bad called "Bardot" then got offered movie roles in the US so she moved - the reason why you guys dont hear much about her is cos she's an Aussie - we hear heaps about her and we're proud of our hot aussie princess, Sophie - especially since she started out as a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like at Movie World on the gold coast. She just keeps getting better!

Guys! she's not a model nor has she ever claimed to be one - she started out in Australia in a girl bad called "Bardot" then got offered movie roles in the US so she moved - the reason why you guys dont hear much about her is cos she's an Aussie - we hear heaps about her and we're proud of our hot aussie princess, Sophie - especially since she started out as a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like at Movie World on the gold coast. She just keeps getting better!

shes cute...and not that her body isnt probably banging with clothes on...but those are some serious lipo scars on her belly. unmistakable. yuck

imo: butterface

where are these lipo scars everyone keeps talking about? i dont see them..?!?

Eh. That she came within 3000 miles of anything related to Good Charlotte pretty much destroys her. I'll take boring Lauren Conrad up there if you can scour the MTV smell off of her.

very hot!! wtf chipmunk face...her face is gorgeous!! legs a bit chunky compared to the rest of her...but still extremely gorgeous

I have fap, fap, fapped over this photo already....Helen Mirren get's me rock solid as well :) Madge.

pic #2 you can break ice with those hard nipples

This is the greatest story ever told.

BTW: 23. mrroboto - yes you are flashing bush too. Please stop.

I don't feel the need to come to the superficial to hate on quasi-celebs. But I am honestly shocked by all the comments with the gist that this woman would turn straight girls gay. As a straight girl, I have never had a sexual experience with another female, but I could give a short list of women who I *would* be with, given the opportunity. And this woman right here falls very short. Even by everyday standards (I mean outside of Hollywood) she's not spectacular. Her hair, when dry, looks great. It's bleached. Her tan, when she's in the water, looks nice. It's spray-on, look at her feet in those sandals. And the TONS of waterproof mascara? WHY? She looks grumpy. But the biggest gross-out factor to me is the contrast between her obviously dark pit hair and her bleached hair. I'm not saying she's hairy, but her hair is DARK and her skin is light, and it shows a lot even through her skin. Anyway, I'm just being critical to make a point. Of course she's a pretty girl, but she's not all that.

She
Is
Hot. =]

She is sexy ...........muhhhaaa..

To shit face Jimbo white girls aren't the hottest and she looks like she got work done to her face.

@123 You're just jealous.

Just kidding.

This girl wouldn't turn me gay either, she does have an unusual face but I don't think that's a good thing in this case. The lips and eyes turn me off. She looks like a fish bred with a bulldog. I have not yet laid eyes on the woman who could turn me 100% gay, but if you like pouty lipped girls there's better fare, Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie for example.

Gee, I wonder if she knew that there was a camera around.

Love Always,
Nadia
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so hot,never seen in thailand

NUmber 55
As IF ! haha then you woke up and peed your pants

Anyhow she is totally super hot and in a class of her own.
She looks amazing in a bikini and a dress need I say more