Jul 23 2008Matthew Broderick caught cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker
Matthew Broderick is allegedly having an affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar earlier this year. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two together numerous times while Sarah Jessica Parker was in LA filming Sex and the City: The Movie, according to Star:
Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed "Matty Cakes." She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn't happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman's apartment building.
During one tryst, they arrived at her friend's apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend's bedroom, then shut the door. "A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled 'Well... 'bye!' and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties."
I'm surprised Sarah Jessica Parker hasn't caught Matthew Broderick sticking his penis in a variety of things besides her. Like a ham sandwich. Or, let's be frank, a blender.
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Reader Comments
1. butthole - July 23, 2008 12:31 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Niggadom - July 23, 2008 12:34 PM
Wow so much for defending "horseface" SJP. Still the unsexiest woman of all time.
3. veggi - July 23, 2008 12:35 PM
If the story had involved Broderick taking ATM, then I might have believed it. Like SJP, it reeks of horseshit.
4. Mothra - July 23, 2008 12:35 PM
Good thing this doesn't sound like complete bullshit..
*rolls eyes*
5. cheaters suck - July 23, 2008 12:36 PM
that sucks
6. havoc - July 23, 2008 12:39 PM
Sex and the City.......irony.
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7. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 23, 2008 12:43 PM
I'm bummed... this is one Hollywood romance I was really rooting for. Great... now she'll have to try and be "sexy" and we'll be tortured will photos of that...
I'm just wondering what percentage of comments will have horse references...
8. Joe Mama - July 23, 2008 12:45 PM
I bet this was pretty easy to do.
Just throw her some sugar cubes and oats. And she won't even know he's gone riding somewhere else.
9. gerard Vandenberg - July 23, 2008 12:45 PM
"CHEATER" is his second name!!
10. antoine - July 23, 2008 12:48 PM
So that explains why the long face.
11. Dorien - July 23, 2008 12:48 PM
wow.
"Matty Cakes"?
Of all things to call him, the chick calls him "Matty Cakes"?
It says the friend found her passed out and in her panties, I dont know about you but that sounds like he slipped her a roofie or something.
12. Sportsdvl - July 23, 2008 12:49 PM
SJP actually looks pretty good in the pic on this story. But, come on - Broderick wanted some strange - are you surprised?
Oh, #1 - your user name says it all.
13. JVM - July 23, 2008 12:49 PM
Can't blame the guy...I'd cheat too if I were with that yenta.
14. A-1 - July 23, 2008 12:49 PM
I agree, Fish...why isn't he doing a ham sandwich instead of Sarah's nasty wrinkled ass?
15. HughJorgan - July 23, 2008 12:53 PM
10 bucks says the 25 yr old is Sienna Miller
16. nipolian - July 23, 2008 12:53 PM
You know your life is in the toilet when you were once Farris Bueller and now you have become Matty Cakes.
17. At-Law - July 23, 2008 12:53 PM
LOL @ 10.
18. Chauncey Gardner - July 23, 2008 12:54 PM
Good for Matthew. SJP has a face like a Cubist masterpiece.
19. Crabby - July 23, 2008 12:56 PM
I'd cheat too if my only other option was porking Mr. Ed.
20. Sid - July 23, 2008 12:56 PM
Maybe that's why she had the mole removed. She's thinking of moving on, and she's afraid the next jockey might be more picky. I mean, "husband."
21. Sad - July 23, 2008 1:02 PM
Shame on him.
22. ya right - July 23, 2008 1:03 PM
#4. I have to agree.
I have no respect for Hollywood marriages, but this is the fakest sounding story I have read in a whhhhhhhhhhhile. Star get your lawyers ready.
23. Rob - July 23, 2008 1:06 PM
Save Ferris!
24. grobpilot - July 23, 2008 1:07 PM
Horse, horse, horse.............
25. Ang - July 23, 2008 1:15 PM
Poor guy. All he wanted was one night of unbridled passion.
26. DarkSecret - July 23, 2008 1:21 PM
#11 very clever........... Question?? Was the mole that she had removed that much of a trademark? Will her career (that is soaring because she sold her soul to the devil) climb any higher because of the removal?
27. havoc - July 23, 2008 1:23 PM
#25
LMFAO.!
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28. Deacon Jones - July 23, 2008 1:24 PM
Hot!
Nothing like having a semi-conscious chick laying drunk on a bed. The anticipation is mind-blowing.
(cracking knuckles, whistling, while reaching for belt buckle)
29. sharpeidude - July 23, 2008 1:24 PM
"Bueller......Bueller........Bueller......."
30. Ted Mosby - July 23, 2008 1:27 PM
Bueller got his groove on.
Bet SJP felt like a Square Peg.
31. DH - July 23, 2008 1:29 PM
Matthew Broderick is straight?
32. DH - July 23, 2008 1:30 PM
Matthew Broderick is straight?
33. One - July 23, 2008 1:33 PM
Oh its on! I suspect this will be one nasty divorce. But can you blame the man? I mean SJP; aka Horseface Parker, I bet she's not just ugly, I bet she's a naggy, high maintenance beotch.
34. Evilgirl - July 23, 2008 1:37 PM
I like SJP. She always seemed honest at least and not trampy. That's not why I don't trust this story though. What youth counselor would nickname a man Matty Cakes? wtf.
35. JimmyBachaFungool - July 23, 2008 1:42 PM
Is it really cheating when your wife is a cross between and melted candle & Secretariat? There are no existing vows that could possibly force that man to only be intimate with her. She's too damn fugly.
36. Andrew - July 23, 2008 1:43 PM
So a horse walks into bar and sits down.
The bartender asks, "why the long face?"
The horse neighs back, "E-Ehhh-eh my husband's finally decided to take his 'blinders' off and f**k someone worth his time. Oh look, oats!"
hilarious.
37. Matthew - July 23, 2008 1:45 PM
I will side with Matthew here I mean COME ON NOW! she is ugly and looks like a horse....
38. JimmyBachaFungool - July 23, 2008 1:45 PM
#36..LOL
39. Miserable Bastard - July 23, 2008 1:46 PM
I have a feeling the "other woman" is really Nathan Lane.
40. Papahotnuts - July 23, 2008 1:55 PM
Her face killed Estelle Getty.
41. She's Ugly as sin - July 23, 2008 1:58 PM
She really is an ugly fuck. Damn have the times changed for the worst.
42. Mr.Peanut - July 23, 2008 2:15 PM
@25....wittiest...comment...ever.
43. Chauncey Gardner - July 23, 2008 2:17 PM
She's got a real bad case of Ellen Barkin Crookface Syndrome.
44. honestly - July 23, 2008 3:15 PM
why cant guys/girls just be honest and break up or try to work on things instead of cheating? more people get hurt that way...life could be so much easier if people were just more honest!
45. JJ - July 23, 2008 3:21 PM
#31- No, he is not straight. He must like beastiality though.
46. JimmyBachaFungool - July 23, 2008 3:22 PM
She really has a nice mane though.
47. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 3:26 PM
He's a stud. I heard he is also covering Rags to Riches.
48. GloryWhole - July 23, 2008 3:28 PM
All these witnesses to Matthew's naughtiness and no one thought to talk a picture. Image that, it was so exciting to see old Matty Cakes doing dirty deeds to a girl half his age that no one remembered to take pictures. Rod Stewarts drinks milk from his wife's tap and the pap got pics but none here. Something ain't right at the Star.
49. Deacon Jones - July 23, 2008 3:32 PM
I guarantee he left her because she sucks in the sack. High maintenance women ALWAYS suck in the sack.
Theyre so fucking worried about clothes and fashion (attracting a man) that they think theyre too good to suck dick or try ANYTHING creative (pleasing a man)
Its like practicing REALLY hard and then when it's game time saying "Eh, fuck it."
50. dude - July 23, 2008 4:04 PM
Big deal, he's been committing bestiality for years by fucking Sarah Jessica Parker.
51. hayden - July 23, 2008 4:06 PM
Many years ago, before he married SJP, a mutual friend of mine and "Matty Cakes" told me that he had THE BIGGEST PORN collection the guy had ever seen. Every possible kink you can think of was in there.
Even after seeing Election it's hard to imagine.
52. Mike - July 23, 2008 4:08 PM
Amazing, someone saw him go in, they saw him come out, they even saw the "girl" ( who was packing a solid 9 inches ) on the bed in her panties. Did they have a slumber party lip-syncing to Hairspray?
53. Kim - July 23, 2008 4:14 PM
I don't believe it. Hope Star has a lawyer on retainer.
54. hollywood_hillbilly - July 23, 2008 4:24 PM
Unbridled passion! hahahahah! Good for him, back to the loch with you nessie!
55. hollywood_hillbilly - July 23, 2008 4:26 PM
Maybe Sienna Miller will give him a piece as kind of a welcome back from a long, frigid, horsefaced illness.
56. Joe C - July 23, 2008 4:43 PM
#23 You beat me to it.
I guess Ferris finally decided to fuck someone good looking.
57. Holls - July 23, 2008 5:16 PM
first of all, she has a rockin body. second of all, instead of camp counselor, did you mean to say effeminite clothing designer?
58. Holls - July 23, 2008 5:16 PM
first of all, she has a rockin body. second of all, instead of camp counselor, did you mean to say effeminite clothing designer?
59. Holls - July 23, 2008 5:16 PM
first of all, she has a rockin body. second of all, instead of camp counselor, did you mean to say effeminite clothing designer?
60. rough daddy - July 23, 2008 5:36 PM
nice going matthew, i guess youre ready to go back to work...
61. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 5:43 PM
I can't believe her roommate is telling people all the shit that happened on Saturday night. It should be Sunday Silence.
62. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 5:44 PM
Has this been Affirmed?
63. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 5:45 PM
I wonder if he used a Cigar?
64. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 5:46 PM
There is nothing illegal about this... it's not like he is going to get a Citation.
65. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 5:49 PM
It wasn't an Assault either.
66. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 5:50 PM
I read somewhere this new woman is a Gallant Fox.
67. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 5:52 PM
I feel badly for Sarah, she seemed like an Easy Goer.
68. Franks - July 23, 2008 6:19 PM
Not even hacking that mole off her face could keep him from straying.
69. silverdollar - July 23, 2008 6:43 PM
i'm sorry but no matter how unattractive people say she is, he was still lucky to get her....i mean look at him!
70. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 6:58 PM
Aside from my love of making horse jokes, I think she looks great in this picture. Cute, sweet, etc. I'd give her a peppermint or a carrot if I could.
71. Gina - July 23, 2008 7:14 PM
wow, what a jerk. poor sarah
72. groonk - July 23, 2008 7:26 PM
who wouldn't?
73. Harry Ballzck - July 23, 2008 8:04 PM
Every time I look at this chick ... I think of Barbara Streisand for some dumb reason
74. miroku - July 23, 2008 8:19 PM
First, I don't believe the story from "Star," when it comes out in "People," then I'll believe it. Second, I think SJP is very pretty and no different than Jennifer Aniston and Gisele Bundchen who have also been said to look "horsey" in the face. They are all very pretty in their own way. What's the difference. I think poor SJP's crooked nose doesn't help her, but Jennifer Aniston fixed that and she's still "horsey" in the face, and as for Gisele- well I don't see anything wrong with her, but there are still people who dis her as being "horsefaced." Look at the above picture, SJP, is very striking (the mole is gone??) and she looks fantastic in this picture??
75. Ted from LA - July 23, 2008 8:28 PM
We make the horse jokes for fun, not to hurt poor Sarah. I'd never hurt her, unless, of course, I had to show her the whip coming down the stretch.
76. http://www.funderoos.com - July 23, 2008 9:00 PM
"Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it!"
NOOOOO MR. MCCALISTER!!!!
77. mike - July 23, 2008 10:34 PM
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"NYwealthyMatch . c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?
78. quaker - July 24, 2008 12:41 AM
the real question...did he go bareback.
79. Snoodle - July 24, 2008 4:08 AM
I honestly thought this was gonna read '....with Nathan Lane' :p
80. Bahama Mama - July 24, 2008 7:57 AM
mabe she got her ugly mole removed to get her husband back? Whats next? A nose job and breast implants? Maybe some hips would help too.
81. jay - July 24, 2008 8:04 AM
Could you really blame the poor guy for cheating on this hag?
82. princess patricia - July 24, 2008 1:09 PM
This can't be true. Not to say he wouldn't cheat, just don't think he would be so careless about it.
83. Racer X - July 24, 2008 4:50 PM
Ferris... Bueller.
84. Bri - July 25, 2008 1:44 AM
Fix your hair SJP! Your hairs are going in every direction in that pic!
85. Matthew saw the light - July 28, 2008 12:45 PM
YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS good for Broderick he needed some new pussy to stick his dick in he did his time with that ugly skank now he can go and find some real nice pussy he saw the light finally
86. Tyler Durden - July 28, 2008 1:19 PM
# 77
Go spam ur shit site somewhere else u fucking lamer. I hope hackers shut you down then eat your young. Go kill yourself.
87. Go Get em' - August 12, 2008 6:05 PM
Yeah Matty;
There you go boy!
And for the youth Coordinator Way To Go Girl. I bet after buting your ass all day you would never meet a Super Star. Probably Good Hearted Modest girl who is down to Earth. Unlike that Bitch SJP! . Who is notoriously known for being Spoiled and never working an honest day in her life. She is always plays the same roles and is quite frankly a complete idiot!!!!!
88. Sarabasher - August 12, 2008 6:13 PM
#75 She would think twice of hurting someone else!!
#77 Please kill yourself. SJP is a filthy disgusting creature who looks like she just climbed out of 12-Step program.