Jul 15 2008Paris Hilton is hawking hair extensions now
These are promotional shots for Paris Hilton's new hair extension line DreamCatchers. You can check out the company site here if you absolutely hate your eyes, ears and sense of dignity. In the meantime, I've come up with some slogans to help Paris in her entrepreneurial pursuit:
DreamCatchers: Because you've stopped taking your meds and stole your grandmother's purse. Get beautiful!
DreamCatchers: Look we gave her some money and figured she'd choke on the extensions during the development process. Who knew?
DreamCatchers: Or you can keep looking like a trash bag full of cottage cheese, Kim Kardashian.
DreamCatchers: Because you know who gives great hair advice? Chicks with herpes. That's science. Hair science.
Photos: The Sun
Reader Comments
1. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 4:20 PM
If she had a penis, shed be a lot hotter. Then Id actually want to be with her.
And if she was black That would be even hotter!
2. sillysalamander - July 15, 2008 4:21 PM
FIRST THUNDER-CUNTS!!!
Booooyah!
Suck on that!!!!
3. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 4:21 PM
oh yea...and FIRST & SECOND LOSERS!
4. grammarfreak - July 15, 2008 4:23 PM
That's "hawking" not "hocking," unless she's taking the hair extentions to a pawnshop to make a few bucks on them.
5. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 4:23 PM
err, third!
sillysalamander, EAT A DICK FUCKTARD. You lost again!
6. jen - July 15, 2008 4:23 PM
OMG...the extensions look SO FAKE, and ratty!
7. bb - July 15, 2008 4:24 PM
#1 & #3: Do you have anything decent to say? For once, at least?
8. sillysalamander - July 15, 2008 4:25 PM
I don't care what anyone says man. Look at the first pic I would totally spread her legs and muff-dive that chicka.
9. havoc - July 15, 2008 4:25 PM
Lame.
.
10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 4:27 PM
anything decent?...
well, first of all FUCK YOU.
Decent huh?..
Ok, here goes:
Im Gay, proud of it and am going to California to marry my partner of 4 years Shayquan. He will be an american citizen after our marriage and all you repukeblicans cant do anything about.
GAY AND PROUD BITCHES!!!
11. bb - July 15, 2008 4:31 PM
#5: By the look of the "quality" that you post on here, it probably goes without saying that your attempt at higher education was just that: An attempt.
12. If Thy Eye Be Single Jones - July 15, 2008 4:35 PM
I'm really afraid of looking like a trash bag full of cottage cheese. I'll take one extension please * hands over $3.99*
13. Justice Served - July 15, 2008 4:36 PM
@11 - FINALLY. Someone that agrees with me about him. Hes always shoving being gay etc down everyones throat. He also acts so elitest and above everyone else. High 5 for the comments!
14. Has seen smarter looking parakeets - July 15, 2008 4:39 PM
First Photo - Paris finally smiles when the photographer's assistant dazzles her by turning on a bright light
Second Photo - Paris is confused when the light "goes away"
Third Photo - Paris collapses with exhaustion from trying figure out where "The Shiny" went
15. bb - July 15, 2008 4:40 PM
#13: Your welcome.
16. Meg - July 15, 2008 4:45 PM
Is it just me or does her eye just keep getting lazier and lazier?
17. Randal - July 15, 2008 4:45 PM
Very nice Paris! What a difference long hair makes on you, accenting your high cheek bones and rose pedal lips. We'll be seeing a lot more of you no doubt now on the Fish.
Randal
18. Meg - July 15, 2008 4:46 PM
Is it just me or does her eye keep getting lazier and lazier?
19. grobpilot - July 15, 2008 4:51 PM
Why has PETA not descended on this snag? Killing, skinning and wearing the fur of poor, helpless animals on your head is grounds for a lynching.
20. kenny - July 15, 2008 4:53 PM
#19 grobpilot
Why don't you go dive in front of a truck to save a frog you fucking PETA retard.
21. toolboy - July 15, 2008 5:00 PM
Dreamcatcher.. the cheapest way to hide that wonky ass fucked up eyeball.
Elliot_Spitz_on_her...I am a Republican (for the most part). Congratulations, may you and yours have the ability to channel David Sedaris-esque type sarcasm at will and may all your furniture match the decor.
22. Ferdinand Narcos - July 15, 2008 5:05 PM
I'd look deep into her wonky eye and say "I love you",right before I splooged up her nostril....
23. Ted from LA - July 15, 2008 5:05 PM
DreamCatcher: Because CumCatcher was already taken...
24. sebastian - July 15, 2008 5:07 PM
#10 Elliot, with respect sir, do you see any one here posting they are heterosexual and proud? just keep it to yourself and don't rub in faces of the people. this behavior is tacky. no one gives a shit.
25. p0nk - July 15, 2008 5:11 PM
23. thanks Ted. that needed to be said.
26. anonymous - July 15, 2008 5:11 PM
Where the fuck are her pupils
27. A-Rod - July 15, 2008 5:17 PM
Some should kick that wonky-eyed cunt in her box.
I'm just sayin.
28. Superevil - July 15, 2008 7:13 PM
hey sillysalamander i think its time to leave moms basement
29. mat - July 15, 2008 7:24 PM
She looks like she's wearing a mask.
30. Mr. Sleepyhead - July 15, 2008 8:18 PM
Maybe she'll get tangled in her hair extensions, trip, fall and break her fricking neck. I would propose a national holiday if that occurred.
31. Do_FreeBird - July 15, 2008 8:27 PM
I'm confused:
How do you attach the extensions after you've shaved your coochie?
32. cady - July 15, 2008 8:37 PM
She is really sexy. Many of her hot videos and sexy photos can be found on Fitness Loving Do Tcom.
33. Paris Scrotum - July 15, 2008 10:46 PM
They don't even mention you can get them at Sally's Shitty Beauty Supply on their website. How convenient.
34. grobpilot - July 15, 2008 11:17 PM
#20: If you had a modicum of intelligence, you would have recognized sarcasm when you read it.
35. ToTellTheTruth - July 16, 2008 12:29 AM
Fucking nasty bitch needs to be selling Herpes cream.
36. nancy - July 16, 2008 2:28 AM
No matter how long the extensions are, you can't hide your monster feet, Paris. Maybe a chainsaw will solve your problems. Good luck, Hilton.
37. bondge ducky - July 16, 2008 2:44 AM
The video of the product under "see it" features South African Afrikaans singer Patricia Lewis (who dated the Hoff) and ex-gladiator Fire and Candice Hillabrand. Infact the images are the same ones they used to flog hair extensions in SA a couple of years ago.
38. WeHateFags - July 16, 2008 7:37 AM
@ #10 (Elliot):
FAGGOT
39. WeHateFags - July 16, 2008 7:37 AM
@ #10 (Elliot):
FAGGOT
40. WeHateFags - July 16, 2008 7:37 AM
@ #10 (Elliot):
FAGGOT
41. WeHateFags - July 16, 2008 7:37 AM
@ #10 (Elliot):
FAGGOT
42. Duke Steele - July 16, 2008 7:55 AM
Hey sillysalamander. So, what you're saying is that you want herpes???
43. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 16, 2008 9:38 AM
Wow... I see Mike Oxbhig has a lot of time on his hands... it would probably be easier if I really were gay... then I wouldn't have to buy my wife so much shit. I thought you morons could figure out who was who, like when fake Frist pledges allegiance to Hitler and shit.
44. gerard Vandenberg - July 16, 2008 9:49 AM
HOOOPS!!
I DID IT AGAIN?
sorry, I was born stupid, but the name is paris.
A CITY IN WEST-AFRICA!!
45. Paris sucks ass - July 16, 2008 10:30 AM
Paris is and will always be a whore. Being famous for a sex tape is pathetic. I think she looks horrible. What's going on with her eyes? She always looks droopy-eyed. Why anybody thinks she's hot is fricken beyond me.
46. Kim Lardassian - July 16, 2008 12:27 PM
Why not grow your hair Paris instead of fake shit? you are a repugnant talentless vapid slag now crawl under a stone this instant and take your fake fucking hair with you, NOW.
47. Kim Lardassian - July 16, 2008 12:27 PM
Why not grow your hair Paris instead of fake shit? you are a repugnant talentless vapid slag now crawl under a stone this instant and take your fake fucking hair with you, NOW.
48. Nicole Ritchie - July 16, 2008 11:33 PM
Its a good idea ... i mean its one of the only things she is known for... her fake hair! and you know the little girls of america are going to be on this shit like white on rice!
49. Sendy - July 17, 2008 5:04 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
50. This is news? - July 28, 2008 12:56 PM
This isn't anything new. DreamCatchers have been out for quite a while now. Read a magazine?